ITT: Post scenes that made you drop a show

That sounds like a really good way to get an infection.

It's one of those things, like pineapple on pizza, that everyone pretends to get upset about for fun and shitposting purposes. Shimarin wasn't even making spaghetti, she was making soup, but most people don't know this.

yeah you'll get a bad case of the deads ya sicko

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The people who bitch about breaking pasta are the same people who insist on calling marinara "gravy." ie, New Yorkers, not Italians.

Fucking bullshit.

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>people who insist on calling marinara "gravy."
What the fuck is wrong with New Yorkers?

Stop pretending to be autistic, /ck/. It's not funny.

Any show that relies on “comedy” consisting of poorly animated young anime girls doing things

>pretending

My precious Aoi, defiled. I bet that sick bastard even rubbed her eyebrows

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I'm not italian and I hate people who do that shit too.
FFS, just put it in the water and it'll soften and sink down naturallly, don't give me friggen half noodles

No one is this autistic. No one.

>Bangs are on the inside of the glasses
This triggers my autism

In this show, eyebrows are above a fucking hat

why would anyone shitpost about pineapple on pizza? its delicious.

I got pretty mad when they called it "cheese pasta"

Ena has the cutest seiyuu!

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Seyana...

This was one of my first 'cute girls doing cute things' anime but the cg made me cut the cord

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That's just idolshit, user. Watch Yuru Camp or Non Non Biyori for a proper CGDCT show.

I don't have a drop of Italian blood in me and I hate when people break pasta. If Italians wanted the noodles to be shorter, they would have done so.

I do this all the time. What are you gonna do about it, OP?

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there's no reason to break pasta, because no matter how small your pot is if you put one end in the water it'll soften enough to submerge the whole thing in a minute or so

the repetitious boob/ass grab of meliodas to that girl. totally unnecessary i got sick of it

puttana!

>not treating ingredients with respect
It's almost as if you have not an ounce of self-dignity given that you are what you eat.

They claim they invent and own Italian cuisine.

I'm italian and I can guarantee you these are just people with autism
I always break spaghetti before putting it in, there's no reasom to bother with keeping them longer when it's a hassle both for cooking and eatimg

They invented every single Americanized Italian meal that is seen not only in anime, but what you personally enjoy and what every country including most of Italy thinks of when they say "I want Italian food."

t. terrone

Yeah, America brought Italien food to Europe!

and we never heard from user again

The biggest joke about New Yorkers is that "my grandfather is from Italy, so for some pseudo genetics reason I'm the authority in Italian cuisine" stick.

I've seen such fags who cannot accept Neapolitan pizza. I don't know what to say really.

this but unironically

Sure, American GIs brought Italian food to Germany and not the hundred thousands migrants or the fact that Italy is one of the Germans most popular vacation designation.

Hold on a minute. Are we seriously including the Italian peninsula as **Europe**?

Easier to eat and faster to cook if broken. I have a really small pasta pot though.

>I have a really small pasta pot though
that's hardly a pasta pot at all then

Americans have some weird fetish for that stuff.

Always cracks me up when an American tells me he is 1/4 Irish or some crap like that.

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We invented food

I'm 100% polentone actually

>steals noodles from the most uncreative "race" on the planet

That scene was so fucking good, you must have shit taste

Americans, having no past and no culture, desperately cling to the drop of European blood in their clogged arteries.

But, isn't that what you're supposed to do? It won't fit in the pot whole.
And if you don't it will be too long to eat realistically.

In the OP it's justified as she's making soup
Realistically when cooking spaghetti you gently push them down with a fork while they soften

Chinese invented pasta, and it's okay to break the noodles.

Being the street sweeper or janitor in the Psycho Pass universe who has to mop up all the blood and entrails after a criminal is liquified must be the absolutely most stressful job to have

It's funny that the noodle itself aren't even considered to be that important in noodle soups and shit in China.

What actually gives the taste is the broth

L death

Ok but you won't be able to eat them with a fork easily if they're too long.

It developed independently in China and Italy and is a different thing in both countries.

That's why you do a circular motion with the fork when picking them up

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GX was a mistake.

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Pretending to be disgusted by it was an enormous meme amongst normalfags, like pretend fear of clowns.
It got so bad the original inventor of pineapple pizza died in shame.

stop being so autistic, it's a joke

NO
DO IT RIGHT

Why?

Whatdya, fuckin wetarded or sumthin'?

My nigga.

What difference does it make? It's not like you eat every noodle as a whole so it will break anyway

>Muh scalpel throw

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se... scenes

Whats wrong with it?

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This whole thing. I knew it was going to be bad and rushed, but they still managed to drop the ball a few inches lower.I was bracing for cringy Kongming Goblin but this was the nai l in the coffin for full parody

hahaha it's the funny broken pasta meme I saw on reddit
soe funny I can't stop laughing

Zannen

The first thread was here on Yea Forums I posted it

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I just find it weird that people would like their meat be defiled with salt that is first dipped in that nigger's arm sweat.

The best part of this is all the legit retards saying you need to break spaghetti in half to cook it.

Well, they only have the best food on earth. Don't listen to these idiots saying breaking pasta makes sense. They are mentally retarded.

The best part is all the idiots not realizing that she's not making pasta there, she's making soup.

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>bottom half becomes cooked while the top half is undercooked, or bottom becomes overcooked while top is cooked
Bravo nigger.

yes, unlike the iberian peninsula

ask me how I know you vote for PD

>t. Danil Alexandrescu
go back to your eastern shithole, gypsy.

I know she messed up anons but I still love her and we can work through this.

I wish that was my dick.

This. What the fuck does it matter if you break the pasta in half when you're going to chew it into pieces anyway. You don't trade convenience to aesthetics

ask me how I know that you're a subhuman

Alternatively, watch im@s for sakuga idolshit

How about I break my foot in half after I shove it up your ass.

open your mouth sir

only terroni don't break it to be honest

see

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I would throw her in the pot instead.

>said the nigger who eats under or overcooked pasta, apparently unable to tell the difference

Actual italian here, breaking spaghetti is only really allowed for small children and old people, else it's a crime. As the other user said it makes it impossible to twirl them around the fork and you end up making a mess

PORCO DIO

cope

dilate

Some mistakes are cute, I want a daughter now

>dropping an anime in the 12th/13th episode of the third season

alright
*shits in your mouth*

I don't understand what are you trying to say? I swear to god I'll break my foot so far up in your ass you will have shit it out later.

okay be sure to open your mouth wide

oh it's that retatded andy sixx log meme, right?

>retatded

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Stop talking chinese goddamnit. What are trying to say now? Did your ma and pa never teach you how speak properly? Now you better clench your asshole tight. 'Cause my foot is going there.

That pasta is too long to cook properly in that tiny cup. Fuck you anons, leave her alone.

t. Sicilian

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catanese schifoso

>Lol just put it inside, everything will be fine

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>being in love with a rabbitfucker

Use a better pot holy shit

>carrying around a massive pot for camping just so you can be autistic about your spaghetti
Literally name 1 benefit of not breaking your spaghetti in half, besides contrarian internet tough guy autism.

>unironically eating spaghetti past the age of 10

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I don't see any problems bringing a big tent so why all of sudden caring whether or not the pot is too big?

Man that opening scene in Kampfer made me think I was in for something epic with high production and then that anti-climatic cheesy OP came on that looked low-budget af came on, then a teddy bear started talking while the MC woke up genderbended.

I've already watched Twintails (which I enjoyed) and knew I was gonna end up wasting my time with a much inferior genderbender show which used up all it's budget in the first 20 seconds

No reason for me to watch anymore. I hate Deku and I hate Bakugo.

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i'm italian and i do it every time
fuck your shitty meme

no, you're a romanian, that's different

I want to Shima her Rins

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Nadeshiko is best girl but Rin has a certain something, there's no doubt about it.

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>hating pineapple pizza
I don't like how sweet it and the extra moisture fucks up the crust.

I want to go camping with her and show her the cool camping tricks I learned in the military

Because we don't live in a video game world where we have infinite inventory space and can carry around dozens of large items freely.

The real reason you shouldn't ever try to break spaghetti in half, is that you *can't*.
Spaghetti always break in 3 parts, never 2. Try if you don't believe me.

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Breaking it in half when camping is fine because you're supposed to be a bit less civilized.

>People saying it's easier to eat when halved
Y'all have parkinsons or something?

Like getting pegged?

>camping
>carrying all that weight and taking time to make fancy meals

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Cringe. People were saying the reason to not break it in half is because it's supposed to be easier to eat.

Like how to start a fire with damp wood, how to make a some sweet dutch oven recipes usung camp coals, how to share body heat in a sleeping bag.

>camping
>not bringing a fishing pole to have fresh dinner

because people want to be right and better than other people no matter what. they saw, heard or read somewhere that according to some turbo autists breaking pasta is a big no no, so now they're sperging out whenever they see it, so they can be seen as superiour and people who know better.

It's a literal non-issue. Nobody gives a fuck about how you do your dishes outside of cooking competitions. Do whatever the fuck you want.

>being this inept at cooking
whew, lad

Ironic.

>Easier to eat
Literally how. Long pasta allows you to twirl, small pasta just falls through the fork. What the fuck are you doing?

Reminder that it's rude to cut ramen noodles with your teeth. You're supposed to slurp the entire noodles down in one long slurp. If the noodle is too long then you should just die instead of showing such a shameful dispray.

not him but it takes around 30 seconds for the pasta to get soggy enough for you to just push it all in, it's meaningless.

>having half of your pasta 30 seconds under/overcooked
>calls others inept at cooking
Still waiting for a legitimate reason why you wouldn't just break it in half.

no i can assure you. you need to break it to put it in the smaller pots. no one in italy care about it

Look if you're going to make your nurse type stupid shit for you atleast have the courtesy to actually read first.

>hassle both for cooking and eatimg
>Easier to eat and faster to cook if broken.
>too long to eat realistically.

I bet you eat eggs raw too.

bump for interest

>STILL can't give a reason
Don't reply to me again, kid.

>all these fake Italians

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Pretentious? Consider the tactile joy of eating, say, ramen at a ramen restaurant, slurping the long noodles up and enjoying the texture of properly cooked, firm noodles. Now imagine someone who is your friend offers to cook you their "great' ramen recipe and they beat the ever living piss out of the noodles, and proceed to cook and serve it in a way that doesn't take advantage of the fact they just broke the noodles all apart, like say, they serve it as a normal bowl of ramen. Your entire experience is thrown off because you're eating this shit with a spoon. It may be legitimately good, but most people with an iota of taste (and I don't mean that in a stuck up way) will in a friendly and helpful way, point out what's great about the dish, and that they enjoyed it for what it was, but the broken noodles hurt it and you think it would be better with longer noodles.

Obviously if you're an asshole, the advice is ignored. If they're an asshole, it is also ignored and why are you eating their food? Imagine eating a steak with ketchup. I would argue that it might taste fine, depending on what ketchup you use, especially considering the way ketchup is something special in most parts of the world. I would never put Ketchup on my steak, but i'm not 100% convinced that its a bad thing.

Most people will laugh or be disgusted at the notion, but tell them that the steak is 100% well done, and not seasoned, and you start getting different responses.

tl;dr: not that big of a deal but if you're going to serve it in a traditional way, then you shouldn't cripple your meal before you even begin. If you are making a dish that works better with smaller noodles that aren't long strands, consider all the other options out there that fill exactly the niche that you're looking for.

Only thing I could see this being even partially acceptable are some of the cold pasta dishes like spaghetti with peas, broccoli and olive oil..

>thinking 30 seconds when the water probably isn't even boiling yet matters for shit
It's okay to suck at cooking, user, just don't pretend you don't.

Are you retarded?

Didn't take long

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bitch, it's literally a non issue for people other than yor autistic self. if you aren't using some super high grade 50 quid per pack pasta, it won't matter in the fucking slightest. stop being a dumbass about this.

guess all those world class chefs are doing it wrong. color me unimpressed by your assertion that you know better than they do

She was making a soup. Maybe she used a spoon? Short pasta is easier to eat with a spoon.

>Dropping Yuru Camp because Rin makes soup by breaking pasta noodles in half
Being this retarded......I can't even...

see The sheer lack of self awareness in this post says enough.

>beat the ever living piss out of the noodles
Dude, put a trigger warning for that shit.

I bet you can cook pasta without a heat source with all your FUMING

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>that lack of argument
tell me what 30 seconds of a difference do to walmart grade pasta in a home stove that you're being such a sperg about it

They use large pans/pots that can fit the entire spaghetti evenly from the beginning instead of waiting for half to sink down you absolute retard. Must be underage power hour or something I swear.

use a frying pan. reduces your cooking time by a lot but you have to stir to keep the shit from sticking to the bottom of the pan. Also, you have to know exactly how much water and pasta to put in so it doesn't overflow. Otherwise, you throw it all in at the star and add already hot water to it. Don't be afraid to add more water if it starts getting low, but make sure it's hot so you don't shock the pasta. Its less than ideal (if you have to add in additional water) but its super easy.

Even better, just look up the gorillion "One-pot pasta" recipes and they'll take the guess work out of it

>its a joke
FUCK YOU ASSHOLE, YOU THINK PASTA IS A JOKE, YOU THINK THIS IS A FUCKING GAME?

>Getting pleb filtered on the first episode
You were never gonna make it user

You must be an idiot or trolling.
youtu.be/IAbFlWQnlD4?t=128

Cope. Maybe learn something too.

>entire argument is about cooking spaghetti properly
>HURRR IT MAKES NO DIFFERENCE IF YOU'RE A PLEB LIKE ME WHO CAN'T TELL THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN UNDERCOOKED AND OVERCOOKED PASTA!
Stick to your mushy canned spaghetti'os for all I care.

>still no argument
what difference does it make, in a cheap pasta, on a home stove. tell me.

He's in a studio, not his kitchen, I don't respect him as a cook either.

>home cooking for plebs
Epic, why don't you go earn some Michelin stars following some fucking celebrity youtube videos.

Logic dictates that it makes the pasta unevenly cooked, regardless of you being such a pleb that you can't tell the difference. Now how about you give me a reason why breaking it in half so it cooks evenly in a small pot is a bad thing, or is this going to be like the 5th time I've asked and not gotten anything from children pretending to be experts.

If you didn't drop it at Part 3, you only have yourself to blame.

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>Logic dictates that it makes the pasta unevenly cooked
logic distates that spray painting shit in your garage is going to produce an uneven coat, yet does anyone give the sslightest amount of shit? would you be able to tell the difference without a micrometer? it's literally a non-issue for a home cook with a regular stove. nobody is going to give a single fuck, apart from autists like you.
> Now how about you give me a reason why breaking it in half so it cooks evenly in a small pot is a bad thing
but i never said such a thing. break it however you want, i don't give a fuck.

because they are bad cooks and know it

>break it however you want, i don't give a fuck.
So why did you even come into this argument? Angsty little autist looking to vent? Don't reply to me again, kid.

No reading comprehension, he wrote originally that there are no disadvantages to breaking it and a slight advantage. Autism is reeing out when people break pasta, he's laughing at that Autism.

You don't break it because pasta was literally designed to be eating by twirling with a fork. Just like Pizza is made to be eaten with hands. Sure you can eat pizza with silverware, but you are a freak for doing it and its wrong and I hate you.

How many fractions do you break your pasta into that you can't twirl it with a fork? Have you ever actually seen raw spaghetti in your entire life?

>So why did you even come into this argument?
because i could, what are you gonna do about it, call mommy?
>Don't reply to me again, kid.
LEL
sure, i see no disadvantages either, but argueing that it makes the pasta oh so unevenly cooked, in a fucking mountain camp setting, come on. you'd have to be sick to the head to care about that.

>wow look at this autist caring about something insignificant, unlike me, who is normal for caring about something insignificant
The sheer irony radiating from this post is palpable.

None, because I'm not a savage like you and I respect the ingredients.

>avoiding the question
Brainlet.

I'm not the same guy, faggot. Imagine being so retarded you think there's literally only one person that doesn't agree with you.

So he can adapt but you lack the skill and willingness to. Got it. that's why I get advice from him and not you.

>I don't respect him as a cook
hahahaha, no one asked, you fucking nobody. You're only posting to try and troll and make yourself feel better, what a loser

Oh, so you're incapable of learning or improving. Tell me more why I should listen to you, a worthless NEET on Yea Forums, as opposed to him?

Either way you both got debunked. Cope harder newfag millenial scum

it's not italians, it's italo-americans that by being americans are a rootsless people so they fiercely clung to what little culture their parents brought with them: cooking

eventually europe got americanised and actual italians in italy adopted the american view of italians

the only italians that will tell you to follow a recipe or ritual strictly when cooking are either unironically brainwashed, ironically pushing a meme, an old lady that gets uncomfortable when things aren't done her ways or a sane man telling you to not put fucking sour cream in a carbonara because you're going to ruin the flavour of eggs
otherwise just do whatever, there were as many ways to prepare a supposedly national plate as there are regions before the internet

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Literally what part of my post implied I was calling you a samefag? Dumb nigger.

You care, since you replied.

>this person is talking to me about the topic i care about so much
>that means they too have to care about it too much?
are you dense?

I never said care in my reply at all. I'm sorry no one loves you or cares about you so that you have to seek attention here. You should get some friends in school instead of pestering adults, you might actually end up going far in life!

Try again.

It's fun.

Tell me with a straight face that you can let the spaghetti sink down in the small pot shown in the OP.

Wanting me to come up with argument not to break the pasta. I could come up with one, but I was merely pointing out how shitty your argument about over/undercooking was.

Well according to you logic, talking about something means you care about it a lot, so you're admitting that you care about it a lot too.

I was more referring to you brainlets as a collective, because as you jumped into an ongoing argument I assumed you would have read the previous posts and realized that nobody had given me a proper reason why breaking is bad, and therefore the post still stands, nigger.

Wasn't talking about the OP, this discussion has evolved far beyond that. If that's as tall as that pot is, then breaking is clearly logical, but I would argue she has a pan and it would even cook faster in that.

Also camping, you gonna take what you can get when it comes to eating. I don't want to eat MREs the rest of my life, but in the field, unless I have access to better shit, food is food, especially if you have to keep on the move.

k. nice low effort post
I accept your concession, go bother someone else, kid because i'm done with you.

Fucking tourists, when will they learn?

You can't roll up spaghetti properly on your fork if it's only half the length. Breaking the spaghetti in two and eating it without rolling it up means you're eating the food improperly and thus reducing the quality for yourself without good reason.

BAPITY BOOBITY BIBBITY BIBBITY BAPI LASAGNA LASAGNA BOPPITY BIP! RAVIOLI RAVIOLI MUSSOLINI CANNOLI!

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From the beginning my argument was about there not being any downside to breaking pasta so it cooks evenly when you don't have a big pot where you can leave it unbroken. Maybe this got lost from all the self-proclaimed Italian genius chefs doing their best to move goalposts to avoid giving me a straight answer as to why breaking the pasta is bad, but I've never changed my argument. If you have a big pot that can fit the pasta unbroken then go for it, otherwise breaking is the way to go, and after so many posts nobody can still explain why breaking is bad, proving that it's just a bunch of shitposting contrarian kiddies trying to look cool on an anime imageboard.

Based

>Arguing whether to break spaghetti or not
>Not enjoying the superior form of pasta instead

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I see you are a man of fine taste

>Breaking the spaghetti in two and eating it without rolling it up means you're eating the food improperly and thus reducing the quality for yourself
Literally what is the logic behind this? How is eating half length spaghetti "improper"? It's not like eating cereal with a knife or something. Are you ESL and using words incorrectly?

Aside from food they have nothing going for them.

What? Obviously the structure of your bite changes based on the length of the spaghetti. Do you also think there's no difference between penne and macaroni?

meant for

I mean, you're not wrong, especially if you've got a banging sauce and you want as much as you can in every bite

No idea. that kid lost his way here from Yea Forums i'm guessing. Glad you agree.

This is getting sad, laddie. Getting so worked up won't good for you.

This is getting morose, child. Becoming rustled "won't good for you"

>drop show at third seasons 9 or 10th episode.
Took you long enough.

Keep responding, m90.

This user is right.
Look it up on youtube. There are slowmo videos.

have the sauce overpower the taste/texture of the pasta because of the nooks. sasuga burger-sama.

Supercars?

>not using a creamy but light sauce

This isn't amateur hour user

What the fuck are you talking about? I never have triple breaks in my spaghetti you liar.

>not around episode 4 when it became obvious that it will be shit

>I don't respect him as a cook either
Well, you don't have to.
Ramsay is holds wide acclaim, he is without a doubt a cook more skilled than you could possibly be.
His opinion on how food is to be prepared holds more weight than yours.

That was a pleb filter.

>argument to authority on fucking 4chins
I shiggy diggy.

They're Japanese, they can use chopsticks.

Not going to lie... that part hit me out of nowhere...

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The entire series is a pleb magnet.

>tfw used to do that irl because it kept them neater

What subhumans call marinara gravy, did you pull that out of your ass because I sure as hell have never heard any italians or pizza places in queens, brooklyn, or downtown manhattan say that. They just call it marinara or at worst tomato sauce.
>inb4 "it's a bronx expression"

They could also use spoons. Nips don't only use chopsticks.

Don't eat pasta it has too many carbs

>dropping Yurus because of this.
You are literally retarded

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I distinctly remember cooking pasta with low power portable stove being quite the hassle.
Considering that her pot is terribly tiny and she's not actually making pasta, but soup, I'd forgive her.
That said maybe noodles are a better fit for this recipe.
T. Mario Luigi

Based.

I was gonna say; she's camping, so wouldn't she be using a tiny ass gas stove way too small to fit the noodles in if they're full length?
Guess so.

There is no food police. You can eat stuff the way you like it.

Hmm hmph. The answer is obviously A BIPPITY BOPPITY BAPIDA BING!

except for asians and pizza, look I don't care if it's cooked in mama's brick oven on sicily itself, covered in pineapples (the fucking reddit tier meming about that is exhausting too), or from one of the 50 "original" ray's pizzas, but what the chinese/koreans/japs do to pizza can be classified as a hate crime

>this image STILL gets 200+ replies
Amazing.

Which one is the best image for triggering /ck/ autists?

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What did they do to pizza and how is it worse that what Americans did to pizza?

All you obvious /in/ fags talking about the proper way to prepare food while /out/ are making me nauseous

>Haha he got hit on the head by a coconut

>triggering /ck/ autists
I don't think you've been to /ck/

Blood sausage ia pretty good though. Like a tasty scab.

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Spaghetti starts to soften and droop the moment it hits boiling water. All you have to do is stir.

t. has actually cooked pasta before.

youtu.be/iSqdMQK4ql8

This is how you break your spaghetti.

Or you could just, you know, break it in half and be done with the autism.

Probably something like a cheeseburger with the cheese missing.

I've done this all my life.

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This shit is so trash I don't understand how anyone can like it. The characters are so predictable, annoying and basic it actually hurts.

Idk the hate boner is what got me hooked at first, there was some real conflict there. Now it's kinda shit.

How many Italians died watching this?

this
80% of Italian cooking is knowing how to boil water.

> dropping the best isekai

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add pepperoni and ricotta when you're too lazy to make a real lasagna

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>best
If it was so good why is there no season 3

Because nips have legendary shit taste and priorities when it comes to anime

that scene was kino

Two bombs weren't enough

It's actually burgers fault why they like mayo in the first place. 40s-60s america were obsessed with mayo, so they brought it to Japan when rebuilding the country. Today zoomers hating mayo has really pissed off the baby boomers. In japan though it's still liked.

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G A B A G O O L

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Jello too, you should see some of the retarded recipes that were made because jello was a fucking impressive foodstuff to have (meant you had a good quality fridge by that time's standards)
Still, I like mayo, but you don't PUT IT ON PIZZA WITH CORN AND SEAFOOD

I take offense to chopping spaghetti noodle to chunks nevertheless.

In the manga but when we found out about Miku that she's actually not a virgin

>meant you had a good quality fridge
Mayo may have been similar in that you needed to keep mayo cold after you opened it due to it having eggs in it. I just moved out the old fridge my dad has had since he was a kid, said they got it when he was 10 in the 70s, prior to that they had an ice box which is still in the basement. Fucking thing was heavy, I have bruises on my arms from having to lift it by myself. Still it sure as hell lasted forever. I doubt there are any fridges today that will last 50 years.

which manga, not future sound miku I assume

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I didn't realize it at the time, but the whole concept of breaking pasta to two is utterly infuriating. It's an invasive thought that ruins my enjoyment of Yuru camp.

Based on context probably 5 toubon. And it's only implied not proven

>t. somebody who doesn't know a shit of Italian cooking.

We are posting scenes that made you drop a show not your pants.

the only good thing about code geass R1 was that it was drawn by clamp then they put fucking fanservice on the first episodes of R2

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Sometimes they make really shit burnt pizza to.
>buppa reeeeee'a it's'a supposed'a t'a be'a that'a way'a stupid'a burger'a oven'os don'ta even'a capture'o falvor'o mamma mia's ashes'o.

Did the beetle get pissed and punch the wall as well.

what kind of low iq nigger calls tomato sauce "gravy"

Because gravy is any kind of sauce to be poured over incel

who the fuck pours marinara on incels enough to give that its own name

>Because gravy is any kind of sauce to be poured over incel

I can't believe that there's philistine such as you who would misinterpret what gravy is. Gravy must come from fat or juices, and it must be thickened. To say that any kind of sauce qualify as gravy is to dare postulate that the likes of Olive oil and onions sauce would be admissible as gravy.

You utter imbecile.

>pour onions sauce on sunny side up == pour gravy over sunny side up

Olive oil would classify as gravy you dumb little shit. Spend less time shilling your waifu on here and more time reading

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>Söy

>sleeping with the fishes

>he doesn't have his cebolada with a nice onion gravy
>he doesn't prepare his nachos with spicy mexican cheese gravy or tomato gravy
>he doesn't eat his sundaes with chocolate gravy
plebian

clamp only did the original character design the rest was made by sunrise staff

owow. You are actually thickening olive oil? Oilve oil can be used to thicken other stocks, but olive oil itself? Just wow.

ideal timing honestly

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Only Italian-Americans would equate gravy with a tomato ragu. If it ain't done with meat drippings, you might as well as to call it jus.

O MY 7 QUIRKS

300

I have never met an italian, american, or italian american who calls it that
hell especially italians who work in food, they try to call everything italian names to sound more "authentic" for customers (compensating since the chefs are probably all mexicans anyway)

This is pretty much the universal truth right here, the dubs just adds icing to this delicious cake.

Only gypsies from Philadelphia pretending to be Italian call sauce gravy. The rest of america even in Italian communities calls it Sauce. In Italy they say Sugo which can mean sauce,broth,gravy. Calling a sauce a gravy would be like eating some onion soup and saying it has a nice gravy, it makes no sense and your a fuckin idiot.

It's all gravy you dipshit. Ketchup gravy, olive oil gravy, italian gravy, bbq gravy, It's all fucking gravy. It's like trying to say white people and asians aren't humans because they're people.

>I learned in the military
>how to share body heat in a sleeping bag
user?..

You don't thicken every single sauce.

Maybe you don't but at some point it is thickened through production if not you personally.

I don't drop a series because of a single scene. Sometimes I just lose interest and that's it.

youtube.com/watch?v=-e5gTx1fVU4 you fuck are responsible for that abomination

WTF

the mild shitstorm this episode caused was fun

Have to defend the only cultural thing they have

They couldn't even lay claim to Roman heritage at that. Hell, """Italy""" isn't really a thing to them.

Then they have nothing to defend left

Yet Americans would consider an advert about this cable car as a classic, and then call it the Spiderman 2 pizza theme.

You talk about a lack of culture.

bunp

I has to stop at 0:45

the more I find out about it the more im convinced Brazil is part of an alternate reality that is unhinged by our mortal understanding

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but I do

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Excellent

You have your answer it seems : Autistic people are autistic about food.

>stole noodles from asia
>stole sausage from germany
>stole sauce from spain
>stole wine from france
>stole bread from france
>stole pizza from persia

Indeed pretentious like you just demonstrated.

I'm an actual italian (from northern Italy, not new jersey) and I literally never heard of breaking spaghetti before. But then, I always put parmesan on my pasta, even with tuna or mackerel, so...

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pastapilled af

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Refer to

>Americans think every good cook is Italian

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...

Italians are literally the worst Europeans, corrupt, incompetent and arrogant. It's hard to be more hated than Romanians.

>Italians are literally the worst Europeans, corrupt, incompetent and arrogant.

Same could be said about the French desu.

Fuck off Pierre nobody likes you

Well for one, you can't spin it around your fork as easily as you would if you didn't break it in half as a fucking retard.

time to go back to your cuckshed, hans. jamal and abdul are knocking on your door

Factually wrong. Things like shanghai lamien or dao xiao mien hinges on the texture of the noodles themselves.

A German would hate Poles or Anglos, though.

Why the fuck do people say that breaking spaghetti in half makes it harder to twirl them around the fork? If anything, it makes it easier to control the quantity your fork catches.

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I am a seasoned spaghetti eater and I can talk from my experience. Spaghetti broken in half tend to hang from your fork because they are not long enough to properly wrap around it. They also fall off the fork more easily.

No one likes the French either.

Imagine unironically believing this

El Goblino tells us about his experience with Italian cooking in New Jersey.

this.

Pineapple on pizza makes sense, and most people who ridicule it never tried it.
Breaking spaghetti in half makes no sense. It was cut to the intended length and will sink into your pot (with some help) in like 10 seconds.
Now are you cooking fresh pasta? Then there is no problem at all and enjoy your superior meal. Just remember the sauce is as important as the pasta.

>t. never been to nyc

Other types of pasta are good for different reasons. Angle hair spaghetti is great for holding meatless sauces. If you're using a heavier meat sauce, use something like penne or farfalle.

>wanting to slurp spaghetti
next youll tell me you eat it with chopsticks

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>worse than what Americans did to pizza
Like making it savory instead of sweet and loading it with delicious toppings?
What a faggot

She's making soup not spaghetti you retarded faggot

I pour milk over my cereal
I AM HAVING CEREAL WITH GRAVY

Fucking retard nips. Just fucking push it all into the thing once it's gone floppy.

>ice cream sundae with chocolate sauce = gravy ice cream sundae
>bbq sauce on a burger is burger with gravy
>milk over cereal is bbq gravy
>onions sauce in stir fry = stir fry and gravy

The verdict is in user and it appears you are an imbecile.

>he doesn't prepare his avo toast with avocado gravy
>he doesn't prepare his bowl of Wheaties with milk gravy
>he doesn't eat french fries with tomato gravy
Why even live, user?

>ITT punch of triggered Italians

Glorious. But what can you expect from a country that only has the right to still be there because the food is good.

No it's like saying all humans are white (don't even think about it, /pol!).
Gravy is a member of the class sauce, not the other way around.

I need this greentexted stat

Countries will rise and fall
Food is eternal

god she's such a stupid bitch

There are thin, watery sauces.

fucking this. psycho pass is pure unfettered garbage

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Stop being retatded user.

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It certainly is not prime Urobuchi.

>not the fourth reich: caliphate edition
>not sweden YES
>not baguettes high off their own fumes and language fetish
>not the bongistani nanny state
>not unpaid denbts
pasta boys and their mafia garbage trucks aren't THAT bad given the competition
anyway more on topic but goblin slayer's (manga, ignored the anime) complete whiplash from ow the edge to a party of tard wranglers trying to rehabilitate their special needs guts with harem power, I didn't like the edgy rapefest at all but at least stick to your tone instead of bouncing around like that

>reddit spacing
>long, self righteous rant about inane shit
Not very discreet, are you?

the edgy rapefest was literally the first episode to draw people in, it was standard fantasy harem shit from then on out

>a country that only has the right to still be there because the food is good.
that's more reason than most countries have

Have sex

I'll do it all the time. Trying to suck in the entire long noodle is retarded, uncomfortable and makes bad noises.

you thicken your milk!

Traditore della patria.
I bet you put cream in carbonara and make holes in sausages before grilling them

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Problem solved

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>mueller's
>enriched

you disgust me

There was never a cazzo di problem porco dio, you put spahetti in, spaghetti become soft in 15 seconds and you wait for it to become al dente, why are americans this dense?

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First 4 chapters in the manga at least, and they were longer than the anime because they gave the doomed rookies quick backstories and showed the steel team fucking up instead of cutting to their corpses. It nosedived right around that steel team gobbing (ch 4, which was only ep 2 I think?)
It was a quick drop either way
monk and smugmage deserved better than to be used to bait edgelords into a DnD harem show