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(canon) couples with the best sex life
Colton Campbell
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Blake Johnson
Landon Scott
Mason Gray
>rararargi almost crying when he sees her number in his phone
I'm pissed he got crabs
Jaxson Edwards
motherfuck
Charles Cook
Ian Hall
What's the point of Senjougahara other than to stop him being with Hanekawa?
Dominic Martinez
Hanekawa would fix Araragi and make him into a real man within a single volume, user
so it's probably being saved for the very last book
Dylan Mitchell
To cuck Batfags who think Araragi is going to live long enough to spend the rest of his life with her once Senjougahara dies thinking his lifespan is expanded due to a hypothetical which goes contrary to what the themes of the story are about.
Alexander Hughes
Andrew Adams
He doesn't deserve Hanekawa.
Brody White
Andrew Moore
first he should overcome his Inferiority Complex
Gabriel King
If Nisio had written Kizu before Bake she would've won.
Justin Jones
she did tho
Christian Lopez
>not shinobu
SAD
Dylan Murphy
What did she mean by this?
Xavier Stewart
No, he doesn't deserve to have the walking disaster that is Hanekawa inflicted upon him.
Julian Bennett
EHSAAYYAAMMMMAAA
Julian Morris
>Araragi kisses multiple girls on screen except the one that he's canonically the boyfriend of
Really makes you thing
Dominic Jones
How she did it lads!?
Aaron Cruz
>Araragi kisses multiple oddities
He obviously doesn't consider them as human.
Tyler Harris
Tyler Martin
Well, she is a mother of two.
Lucas Rogers
Yeah but did he hold their hands?
Jeremiah Hughes
fpbp
Evan Cook
Everything I see about this series seems like it should be one hell of a soap with lots of conflicting interests.
The main character has a girlfriend, but he's also fooling around with other girls and one of them really likes him. Has anyone been stabbed yet?
Hudson Young
Alexander Stewart
I mean cat not bat, Bat kinda eon by default because she's forever with Arararararagi, Crab won only because she was the first girl, cat had better interaction with him in Kizu and things would've changed a lot, the story with Neko Kuro and Shiro would've changed a bit but all in all the change wouldn't be great enough to cause great impact and we would've still had Crab fondling Cat.
Elijah Adams
Not that much conflict.
Hanekawa leaves and will return at the end, just to give Araragi the finishing blow/take him away for good.
In the meantime he lives with Shinobu. Crab has the superpower of being invisible 90% of time.
Gavin Howard
Adam Morris
Sora enjoys roaring as a lion in open doorways
Christopher Gonzalez
Ryder Brown
>so it's probably being saved for the very last book
The last book in the series chronologicly (musubimonogatari) is when the cast is in their mid 20's and by now Koyomi and Hitagi have broken up a few times but end up regretting it every time (yeah, one of those relationships). But then Araragi convinces Gaen to open a branch of the abnormality police in North America where Hitagi had to go work so he could see her. Meanwhile Hitagi was pulling strings in her company to open a Japan branch so she can stay in the town they grew up in (but this is only revealed at the end)
The epilogue, aka, final pages of the entire series chronologicly has been translated
here -->pastebin.com
Sebastian Butler
but did he fug them? didn't think so
Ryan King
Go back erehis
Cameron Evans
Don't they get married at the snail's shrine?
Luis Thompson
Why is there so little sex in anime, even compared to manga? Not even sex scenes, just characters in sexual relationships.
Alexander Ross
why it's always one person breaking the other?
why there can't exist such thing as mutual?
it depresses me
Matthew James
pecause the young japanese male is a very pathetic species
Dominic Williams
>he thinks there's an end
LNs will continue pumping until Nisio dies user
Lucas Robinson
discount annie
Logan Johnson
Owen Johnson
Easy
Ryder Rodriguez
Jose Watson
Leo Gray
that's why I specified chronologicly, He's still writing content leading up to their mid 20's of course but the endgame has been published
Caleb Howard
Luis Torres
How much semen was it actually?
David Lee
yeah yeah once upon a time Hana was the chronological end
it's gonna keep going like that for one more decade
Dylan Taylor
Araragi is especially fond of kissing little girls
Connor Thompson
Except Bat is the true winner of the RRRGbowl
Jacob Kelly
Married to, and has sex, with a lewd shortstack cake when he's still in highschool
Jace Morgan
James Torres
Crab's final purpose is to die and be reunited with her master, Kaiki, in hell
Ryder Barnes
Not yet
Aiden Sullivan
Will Monogatari be as long as Zola or Balzac's cycle?
Dylan Morgan
You just know.
Sebastian Rodriguez
Kayden Gray
Joshua Howard
Is this the new epic normalfag meme doujin? like henshin emergence.
Adam Wright
(You) and your hand.
Robert Brooks
Having sex with mei would probably be like having sex with a dead fish. The smell would be accurate too
Cameron Morgan
Friendly reminder that she lost against his cock and bears him one(two) healthy child in the epilogue
>sequel with the sisters never
Jason Green
>implying she will not show her cordial sweet side when things get too frisky
Mei did nothing wrong. Best girl.
Luis Evans
>new
You are the fucking newfag.
Landon Gray
2003 ending was better fait me
Justin Young
People who are in relationships and happy makes me upset.
Carson Richardson
Only 23 months worth.
Connor Cook
Mei smells cute.
Kevin Rodriguez
Aiden Cooper
Literally the worst girl in her series
Austin Stewart
Name?
Mason Rogers
Mei's not Matsuri and all those other irrelevant bitches.
Dominic Johnson
yes
Bentley Lopez
Jeremiah Allen
>/u/ delusions
Yukino will be Hachiman's wife.
this
what if we can tell into the future?
Jonathan Cooper
There's bed breaking and then there's reality bending
Camden Evans
>bowl faggot
>fake loli
fitting
Landon Sanchez
He's also been fucking his live-in sister Karen pretty hard.
Kevin Green
Ka~Ka
Dominic Turner
Tyler Reyes
Nicholas Hughes
>ywn have a wife who is taller than you because you are 6'3"
life is suffering
Brayden Diaz
Bonus points for canon sex scenes.
Andrew Green
Adrian Perry
Oliver Wright
wtf. unf
Sebastian Lee
Yukino doesn’t have the stamina to be Hachiman’s wife.
Nolan Hernandez
which is why they need to practive a lot, like rabbits
Eli Cox
Canon sex scenes are not common enough.
Charles Phillips
Jason Powell
The most canon couple
me x my waifu
Kayden Richardson
>canon
Lucas Taylor
That's some unreal sex, I'll admit.
Josiah Diaz
I fucked you're waifu the other day
Caleb Martinez
I'll find you...
Angel Richardson
pls no, user. It was only a joke
Oliver Lewis
Literally made for each other
Isaiah Rodriguez
Carter Rodriguez
To save him from the fate of ending up with a disgusting meganekko? Meganekko sucks dick.
Jason Perez
GHOST BLOWJOB
WOOOOO WOO WWOOOW OWOWOOOO
Wyatt Harris
Jaxon Fisher
Josiah Baker
>couples with the best sex life
i think you guys are in the wrong thread
Juan White
Daniel Miller
DELETE THIS
Luke Ross
Bad meme. Why do they always have to ruin purity?
Jeremiah Martinez
Does someone have the screenshot with the guy who thought it was like a mentor or something?
Aaron Nelson
You'll have to stop daughters grooming their adoptive fathers into husbands first
Benjamin Nguyen
This is now a Berserk thread, I take it?
James Price
No, you need authors to stop being shitheads. I didn't start reading these for romance.
Nolan Watson
>the day the fujos got destroyed
shit was satisfying
James Kelly
David Price
Ryder Perez
The anime had too many unnecessary interruptions. I don't know how they never noticed some of them earlier. The only one that should share the bed with them was Tabitha.
Michael Rivera
good luck
Carson Rodriguez
Mason Walker
Nicholas King
What the fuck is an ex-sis?
Blake Reed
watch wixoss and you will know
Wyatt Butler
does it contain incest?
Michael King
>non-virgin MCs
Why do people like this shit? If it wasn't for based nips severely limiting this to get normies to fuck off I wouldn't even watch anime.
Jaxon Ortiz
best kyoani couple desu
Jordan Cruz
Yukino would accept that as a challenge, and she is very competitive. 8man cannot win against her.
Camden Rodriguez
did someone jump from that building?
Isaac Smith
yes. actual incest. none of that inseki garbage
Daniel Cook
Sharing is Caring!
William Williams
Pardon? I can't seem to find this "heartbroken tsundere" you're talking about in that perfectly still picture.
Benjamin King
Angel Thompson
Christian Adams
Ethan Sanchez
Dominic Lopez
Camden Campbell
A good author lets their characters write themselves
Kayden Wood
Me and OP's mom
Michael Torres
Based and chadpilled
Bentley Perez
>fanfic
Dominic Adams
Jordan Gonzalez
Your penis is going down the hatch.
William Myers
Oh the salt
Dominic Reed
Kayden Morris
Cute shortstack 25 year old. He doesn't even have to IMAGINE.
Matthew Thompson
Aren't they both boys?
Nathaniel Evans
Not canon.
Dominic Torres
fuck this shit series
Ryder Cook
>literal fanfiction
Gross desu
Henry Mitchell
Jayden Hall
>her blonde hair is outlined in black and his is outlined in brown
Fucking awful, I can't look at this.
Zachary Flores
after so much teasing they fucked and it was great.
Robert Long
They are different races in universe. Or something like that.
William Scott
I know he's supposed to be half ancient aryan Persian, and the colors are obviously different, but why not outline her hair in brown as well? The contrast makes the visuals look off, and it took me a minute to figure out what was bothering me about the picture.
Ethan Walker
Aiden Cox
You forgot the gobs raping them
Joshua Walker
>canon couples
Jack Price
Oops, sorry.
Bentley Martinez
What the fuck are you talking about? You have to be be bullshitting me?
William Martinez
no competition
Jose Johnson
Josiah Diaz
me x your mom
Noah Brown
>Married to, and has sex, with a lewd shortstack cake when he's still in highschool
I demand sauce user
Bentley Fisher
>>>fanfiction.net
Alexander Gray
John Harris
Reminder.
Owen Morales
>t.dicklet
Jose Lopez
spoken like a true dicklet
Zachary Long
Came here to post this.
James Turner
Based
Adam Young
>please like my fanfic ova
Jace Gonzalez
Bentley Cruz
I liked this show, but it made me sad at the same time knowing that I've never experienced this kind of relationship.
Justin Morales
what anime is this picture from?
Xavier Reed
>no u
cry more dicklet
Sebastian Taylor
> catfags this delusional.
Daniel Johnson
Julian Parker
Because at least at the time their relationship wouldn't have been healthy in the least. Araragi would still have Hanekawa up on a pedestal and would probably be unwilling to take any romantic action towards her, and Hanekawa would be too 'nice' to initiate/push anything serious either ((which Senjou doesn't hesitate to do)), plus her whole stress thing would mean that she'd be betting her mental well-being entirely on having Araragi as a boyfriend, instead of being able to have confidence and freedom by herself, which was what she needed.
And by the time both of them had fixed those issues, Araragi was already in a relationship and Hanekawa was fine by herself.
Jackson Nelson
where's this pic from?
the novel edition?
Easton White
They only fucked off-screen in the ln epilogue tho.
Juan Clark
Adult haruhi would sleep around to piss him off
Ayden Ortiz
They literally kiss in S1 you fucking retard.
Jace Anderson
cope
Aiden Anderson
Leave him be. CCxLLchads have finally won.
Elijah Peterson
Pretty sure Ledouche has kissed half the named female characters.
Jackson Thompson
You can't "win" with harem shit. Because the top of a pile of shit is still shit.
Nathan Richardson
It wasn't enough there, and there should at least have been off-screen in the anime too. It also may have taken to long for the first time they had sex, but after that I see nothing stopping them from doing it any chance they got.
Gavin Roberts
Did I miss this part from Lisa the painful?
Mason Walker
Its wild.
John Scott
Jaxson Powell
Missing the greatest.
Juan Roberts
nigger be gone
Angel Martinez
>missing
read the thread retard
Landon Ward
>189384234
back to your containment thread , samefagger
Nathaniel Lewis
I wouldn't keep posting if you weren't so entertaining
Thomas Clark
I'm really out of loop of monogatari, when did this happen?
Bentley Martin
The episode last week
Levi Moore
What makes you so autistic?
>anyone who replies to me with anything but praise must be an "enemy shipper"
All the "couples" in any harem shit series are trash.
Nathaniel Roberts
Google the symptom of autism.
You've displayed at least half of them this thread.
Owen Smith
Stay mad
Xavier Nguyen
Sex every night and 4 children (maybe more)
Michael Ross
>muh weaponized autism
Adam Kelly
The lady doth protest too much, methinks
Henry Richardson
Is this Parasyte? I missed this scene!
Evan Green
Kayden Clark
Just watch more anime with adult casts
Levi Gutierrez
Cameron Moore
Name?, Please
Nicholas Kelly
>grammar
as expected
Nolan Powell
>not recognizing The Bard
back to senior english with you
Bentley Gomez
She became a terrorist later, so, i'm glad he didn't close her
Robert Collins
>feeding the retard
Logan Hill
Christopher Stewart
Ethan Martin
Is this real?
Charles Phillips
SO Shirou is just the Poolboy then?
Jason Torres
yes
Nathaniel Barnes
These two are fantastic
Jacob Walker
Bentley Howard
A thousand years worth of semen
Nathaniel Peterson
God damn it, Pregnancy and NTR are the best combo
Ian Hernandez
HAHAHAHAHAHAH
dont you people have anything better to do hahahahaha FAGGOTS
Grayson Cook
best couple coming though.
Kayden Green
have sex
Luis Phillips
Crabcucks BTFO
Lincoln Hughes
does she have hairy armpits or am i just seeing that top bit wrong?
Anthony Wilson
Here to validate this thread.
Hunter Green
It's just a shadow unfortunately.
Samuel Lee
>Sucides
Jesus fuck why
Luke Smith
>Ray Charles
blinded by love
Carter Price
Matthew Cooper
Zachary Carter
Slut on the left
Kayden Sanchez
It really must suck being deranged and insane like this.
Jordan James
Jonathan Price
No, Kurapika is a girl.
Brayden Phillips
So does he grow a dick somehow or is it just really kinky bloodplay
Anthony Rogers
Finally got back with Armin eh?
Samuel Kelly
Both
Owen Roberts
You say that, but Hanekawa had much more problems than Gahara had, who had her supportive father on her side the whole time and is supported afterwards. Hanekawa basically has to suck up none of her family, including her birth mother wanted her and has to just endure that and walk away. The kicker is that post Crab, Hitagi STILL blames herself for her mother's issues and their family separating despite her father supporting her, while also pretty much latching onto Araragi, putting her career on the line just to be with a dude who is essentially emotionally only half invested in her, having his cake and eating it too. Going as far as making her boss make a branch office in Japan to be with that half baked dude. While Hanekawa was always going to be a free spirit. If anything, if they got together, Araragi would be marching to her drum. Plus look at Koi, that proved without a shadow of a doubt emotionally Hitagi would crumble in on herself if Araragi decided to leave her, while Hanekawa would get over it.
Robert Perez
>misquoting The Bard
lmao what a pleb
Leo Cooper
If Tsukushi weren't bound to abide the mortal laws of decency we would've seen some seriously intense nighttime cuddles going down in the abyss more than once by now.
Nathan Harris
Are you serious? They're like 8
Easton Gutierrez
Nothing confirmed yet but according to the shippers it's 99.99999% confirmed and only brainlets can't see it. So basically, we just have to wait until the end of the manga to see narusaku/ichirui levels of asshurt.
Jacob Garcia
In the shizo world of EHfag
Hunter Evans
Yes they are. That makes it even more obvious.
Camden Thompson
Couldn't he just constrict on her pussy and nipples and whatnot in a pleasurable manner until she orgasms? Or even enter her pussy with fabric? In the show he shrinks at times while she's wearing him.
Charles Robinson
No need to fite, mate. Absolutely patrician opinion you have there. FMAB was shit, except for the Bradley solo charge.
Daniel Price
Isaiah Sanders
>AU
Jeremiah Martin
You're not familiar with the manga, are you?
Landon Perry
>the roughest hate/love-sex of all time
Brandon Mitchell
Jason Perez
40 seconds
Michael Hughes