Why don't the girls just give up on a guy that obviously doesn't care about them and start looking elsewhere?
Goblin Slayer
But he does care.
He cares in his own ways.
I'm going to rape the Priestess while Goblin Slayer is forced to watch!
>[GOBLIN SLAYER WANTS TO KNOW YOUR LOCATION]
What do High Elf armpits taste like?
What about between the toes?
You're gross and your fetishes are gross.
I WANT TO MARRY THE ELF!
He is like a kid that acts tough to a girl he likes.
What's gross about wanting to give loving oral attention to multiple parts of your female lover? Lovers should do all things together, for instance, if I were High Elf's lover, I'd have no choice but to give her a sloppy tongue bath! Every inch and crevice! Preferably after a long exhausting (summer) day! During a heat wave! Why yes indeed, to feel her petite and sweaty little body writhing beneath my tongue! Nothing would make me happier than to do that for her, that's what lovers are supposed to do!
Imagine thinking sucking Anvil's toes or licking her sweaty armpits is gross. Are you some kind of gay? You prefer Goblin Slayer?
that's not how harem protagonists work
In a cave
Underwear and pajama not exist in isekai?
Goblin Slayer isn't isekai.
This is your waifu for tonight.
It is soft isekai.
Because the reason why the MC doesn’t want to fuck them actually makes sense this time.
not in a romantic way, which is the important part
People always want what they can’t have.
I want priestess to step on me!
>soft isekai
This looks like a couple of dorks in love though.
I first read that as "Ban Islam"
Kek. Based goburin suraya san.
Why would people with that level of technology waste resources on unnecessary clothing?
>soft isekai
Why not just admit that you're a retard?
If they leave Goblin Slayer, who will protect them from being raped to death?
Checkmate, gobtheists
>Elf Archer X Priestess will soon be canon
Can't wait.
If you want to go full retard, just say "native isekai". It's top-notch trolling.
I have a feeling I'll be incapable of receiving other waifus after she's through with me...
>Walking home gently.
Imagine hug this body.
Nice delusion, user.
I hate elf.
I agree.
You ever try sleeping clothed with no AC in the South US????
Enjoy the swamp ass.
South west US or South east US? I assume that if it's the former you just die.
South east.
Not right away? The swamp ass eats at your intestines first.
I mean to say their climate is like the south east I'd bet. Elves still don't have underwear in the lore though.
Yeah just turn the fan on and don't use any covers.
Which part of Not! America is he from?
GS is so fucking adorable with those last lines.
Priestess is an actual fucking priestess, that is succesfully mentally healing by each day.
because it's wish fulfilment shit
Just bought volume 5, this one is definitely worth it.
The French translation is not bad, they did this page right at least.
Because he is a Chad. Only betas worship holes. Goblin Slayer knows he is good looking. Panties have been dropping for him since he was 15. Women are attracted to that. They can sense the alpha confidence.
Dead by snu snu
>tfw Priestess gave you a golden showers fetish
>soft isekai
how did they translate "souka" in French?
Which girl woudl you rape?
>Priest is a pure girl
A shit.
Hammer my rod?
>He is like a kid that acts tough to a girl he likes.
How do I know you can'r recognize professionalism ?
I am only missing GS himself.
He goes "Ah bon" for "I see" and "Ah bon ?" for "Is that so?", so he says it even more.
This volume is one of the ebst one to buy desu, you get the "Bullshit" and "Who's next" moment, the whole champion fight, Priestess getting bitten, Elf getting almost raped, GS and Priestess waking up in the same bed, SM almost begging GS for his dick, GS and Priestess' date with the close up on Priestess' lips while she literally pops a cherry, the Eye fight and the lore dump on goblins all in one volume.
By the way SM's explanation on the Resurrection miracle heavily implies something more, as she says "Very few adventurers can benefit from it, because the virgins only do it at the temple, with the people they chose, and demand a very large compensation in exchange. For example, they cannot have had any [sexual] relation before if they want to accomplish this miracle".
Ah bon. I mean, thanks.
What is the interlude about?
E-each other?
Pas de problème l'ami.
The reason they flock to him is the same reason women flock to Chads: despite his quirks, he is completely devoted to his goals rather than searching for love. It shows strong commitment and discipline which are hallmarks of a solid person. He doesn't need them, which proves he's valuable.
Only betas look for love because they're trying to bargain their way up the gene pool. An alpha instead 'loves themselves ' and upgrades their value, and leaves the ball in their hands to court him, should they want to. Harem 101.
>chads
>strong commitment
What?
Even the mangaka is hinting of a canon between these two.
>the same reason women flock to Chads
He's laconic and demanding on tinder?
Southwest is dry user, the southeast is far worse due to the humidity
Strong commitment to yourself. Indecisiveness is a trademark of the beta, a Chad makes a decision and sticks to it. I know people who when they make plans they keep them, I've also met people who ditch plans cause 'oh that girl wants to meetup!'
This isnt a stab at women, but its masculine vs feminine. A dick doesnt conform, the pussy does. All matters in life follow that pattern. Dont conform to others, only conform to what your goals require (lose weight? Eat less). Goblin doesn't want an SO, he wants to kill goblins. The ladies want Goblin Slayer, so they need to be better goblin slayers. If they find joy in his joy, hell too also see the other side not involved in slaying, and he might decide he likes that too. And that's when he becomes lady slayer.
That’s not true. Forest Princess/Queen knew what underwear was in Vol 7, when she spotted her sister HEA looking at Guild Girl’s fancy underwear she had on the bed. Forest Queen never left the forest so it wouldn’t of made sense for her to know it if they didn’t have it. HEA is just a tomboy.
Because they're fictional, idealized women written by men.
Nice.
It may have been CG or Priestess underwear too, there was no confirmation.
The reason women flock to GS despite him being a smelly deranged faceless killer is that japs can't write a fantasy story without the mandatory harem shit anymore
Do youeven female?
>start looking elsewhere?
They go in goblin caves all the time, it's just that some autist cuntblocks them every time.
>elf
>ideal
>elf
>anything less than ideal
faggot
>Elf
>Not ideal
>spoon shaped body
This is what peak performance looks like
Goblin slayer dropped the ball with male only goblins.
I was baiting
She is my waifu and I love everything about her
Priestess have devotion to poverty. Her underwear described as simple.
>Spot the slut
Done
CG & Priestess aren’t really the type to have slutty underwear.
t. Dwarf.
The elf really wants to get raped for not wearing any underwear
Rape
She is ideal for slaanesh.
Monk girl wore underwear and it didn't make a difference for her.
But I'm a good girl
Sauce, please.
Not! Oklahoma
>CG
She was talking about underwear before her date with GS, she knows about slutty underwear.
>Priestess
Harvest slut.
New silly comic, it's been a while.
>all of them are going to get raped
orcbolg phermones
Those aren't the danbooru comics I expected
Thank you, Jesus. Who needs a pelvis.
Whats it say?!
gobbed
This is my waifu every night, sorry.
Pigtails Priestess is back.
Based
women don't operate on logic
They fuck each other to sate their feminine lust until the day comes when they can have the ultimate orgasm getting fucked by GS.
Middle-left. Blatantly posing to show herself off.
Easy.
>no eroticism
>doubt.jpg
>Why don't the girls just give up on a guy that obviously doesn't care about them and start looking elsewhere?
because they saw him without his helmet on and instantly came.
Does she praise the earth mother in that outfit
The Earth mother requires it of her for the festival.