It's best cake's birthday. Happy birthday Kaede!
It's best cake's birthday. Happy birthday Kaede!
Luke Morales
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Noah Torres
>draw girl who looks just like every other girl
>give her narrower eyes, bigger tits and a fuller figure
>"She's dateless, guys! Believe us!"
Getting real sick of the christmas cake meme.
Cameron Parker
>cake
>not young enough to be your child
>not old enough to be your mother
Yikes
Jose Rivera
>Yikes
big yikes oof lit weird flex but okay big oof this ain't it chief i'd upvote that
YOURE A FUCKING FAGGOT STOP TALKING LIKE A FUCKING WIGGER NIGGER GORILLA IN CLOTHING YOU FAGGOT FUCK
Levi Robinson
Aww yiss.
Sweet Kaede, light of my life, queen of beer, cake of cakes. Blessed be.
Anthony Hill
Kaede has pretty small breasts actually.
On a relative scale to most other anime girls at least.
Ryder King
You don't understand.
Kaede's cake aura is not about being well curved and developed in the right places. It's about her being desperate, horny, alcoholic and, despite trying hard to look mature, also being an underexpierenced womanchild.
That's why we love her.
Benjamin Jackson
yikes at your post
Joseph Rivera
drunk bitch
Kayden Davis
made to be cummed and dumped, just like every single jp idol/anime idol
Camden Thomas
I want to cum inside Kaede and never dump her
Christian Sanders
Only now did I notice that her eyes are slightly different
What kind of chuuni is this?
Gavin Howard
It called heterochromia
Jace Lopez
>kaede
>big tits
only in fanart
Landon Bennett
I want a beautiful christmas cake for a wife.
William Roberts
Aren't we all
Ryder Morris
imagine kaede gf
Ryan Peterson
Elijah Rivera
Mason Richardson
Asher Flores
>Kaeday Friday
>Not a single pun this entire thread
Pathetic
Heterochromia. It's a mutation, but it only ends up having aesthetic effects. I think the most common combination is brown-blue, but heterochromia is highly uncommon in general. I think a Byzantine emperor became famous for having heterochromia. And then there's also partial heterochromia, where one eye has two different colors
Ethan Young
>hates cakes
fag
Brayden Thomas
Owen Smith
it's gonna be a yikes with a side of cringe for me
Blake Moore
I love her so so much bros ;_;
Jonathan Davis
I love this dumb cake and her dumb puns!
Jacob Hall
Benjamin Reed
Cooper Campbell
Kaede is so puntastic
Austin Lopez
Happy birthday best cake!
Eli Wilson
Isaac Gomez
Jaxon Hughes
What do you like the most about this alcoholic old hag?
Julian Brooks
Oliver Cruz
Happy Birthday Kaede!
Her punny and kind demeanor makes her seem like a great person to hang out with.
Thomas White
My cake folder is 99% Kaede
Jaxson Kelly
Josiah Morales
Cooper Russell
Imagine wanting expired products!
Jonathan Hall
Post Kaede lewds
Thomas Jones
how lewd are we talking
Elijah Perez
The lewder, the better
Juan Cox
Charles Powell
My favorite 3D idol is also a cake and is literally the face for selling alcohol for an entire country
Henry Adams
Andrew Brown
Happy birthday my wife
Noah Wright
Her laidback personality, though the way her behaviour changes when she starts drinking is also a strong gap moe factor.
Blake Peterson
Imagine Kaede looking at you like that
David Miller
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA IM SO HORNY AND LONELY AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Hudson Campbell
>7 (You)s
Nice
Caleb Ward
Even though Kaede is my waifu I can't bring myself to fap to her, is this normal? I see her as someone above fap material I guess
I feel you man
Cooper James
>Not having sex with your waifu
I dunno man
Aiden Watson
She's also officially heterophobic turbodyke, so whatever
Angel Hall
The hell are you talking about
Samuel Gomez
Kaede love dicks, all kinds of dicks
Mason Nguyen
I wanted to make a joke about Kaede with cock and lead to Google to find a picture, in other words, I forgot what I wanted
Lincoln Perry
does the pic you mentioned depicting a farmer with a larger than usual rooster which acts a pun for cock?
Colton Allen
No, only Kaede with a symbol of 2017 Chinese new year
Parker Bailey
say no more
Nathan Cook
gib kaede gf pls
Luke Turner
i will steal your gf and you will be NTR, my scent, my sweat, my saliva and my seed will be all over her slender yet curvy body while her heart belongs to me, She may share a bed with you but all night her dream is about me, how she longs to be with me, You are nothing but a cuckold, a goldmine for her and me,
Cameron Butler
Kaede looks so sexy, i want to kiss her and hold her. I want all of my skin to in directly contact of her for maximizing utilization of touch receptor because her beauty is just that overwhelming. The pleasure acquired by getting naked and embraced and entwined with such a beauty is unbelievable, the chemical messenger is too much for my heart, I would die blissfully in her
Justin Nguyen
waifus are for elaborate fantasies, not for cheap jerk offs
Juan Young
She is a drunk, very touchy feely when smashed and keeps spewing dad jokes at odd moments. Age when she entered idol biz is also a major factor.
Its no wonder Japanese herbivore men would feel intimidated.
Remember that slut idols are only a really common trend that is currently ruining the business.
Eli James
imagine drinking with your friend, a beautiful single lady. It was a polite and respectable drink date, to vent stress, listen, and generally for good time. You are not a bad drinker but you blame the drink for making you horny. In fact, it was all her doing, she had been planning and eyeing for your for a long time. Her voices, her acts, her posture, her looks, her words, her smells all are perfected to charm and it did. Valuing her friendship and sensing the impending cummage, you run but she stop you in a perfectly inviting manner ie tugging your cloth, You have nothing to do but sit back and pay the bill. Tonight is the night you will reminiscence on your death bed, for it will be the happiest memory you have. Tonight is the night the Kaede moon rise and drive the virginity darkness. Tonight is the final night, every night will be like days for Kaede moon is your Sun now.
Caleb Richardson
Stop making me cry
Christian Lopez
did you really cry or at least fell something? pls criticize my writing, i want to get good and thanks in advance
Nicholas Campbell
First half is good, second half is not great, not terrible
Gabriel Brown
by second half you meant that tonight repetition?
Nolan Ramirez
Jayden Reyes
Yes
Gabriel Young
Liam Torres
noted, can you please describe why it is bad? I am not baiting or whatever, i am asking for your help, for improving my writing by eradicating my bad habit, please sir
Matthew King
Nathaniel Wright
Kaede's hands
John Moore
Adrian Morales
Julian Young
i got a 3DPD version of this, in webm
Carter Taylor
3dpd Kaede?
Wyatt Sanders
Nana being a depressed drink and Sato doing... something always cracks me up
Caleb Gray
i wish, it's just a 3dpd asian having the same setup, her boobs is shaking from the massage chair and very visible from the loose bathrobe
Christopher Collins
How would you make your waifu smile if she was feeling sad?
Cooper Wood
Charles Myers
By making a c(h)orny joke
Joshua Walker
I have a couple of good looking 3d Kaedes but I guess it's not Yea Forums material and /cgl/ folks only care about themselves
Tyler Nguyen
Idols naturally love dicks.
>Remember that slut idols are only a really common trend that is currently ruining the business.
All idols are sluts, user.
Hunter Harris
This silly lady is real beer to my heart.
Jackson Johnson
>10/10 woman
>a cake
No fucking way. That is horseshit Japan. If she's some chubby plain office lady, then yeah I can understand her being a cake and not getting dicked. But Kaede is a perfect beauty.
More likely than not, she's secretly dating a stud with an 11 inch dick who pounds her ass nightly.
Bentley Wright
She shakes my heart too
Camden Rodriguez
Just convince yourself her secret lover is you, user
Also, cake means unmarried at 25, she doesn’t have to be a virgin
Isaac Young
cosplay or simply look alike?
i,,,,i.... i listen to her, really listen to her.
gtfo
Jordan Thompson
Cosplay of course, and after seeing hundreds of bad looking Kaede cosplayers on Twitter, I'd say it's damn good cosplay
Nicholas Powell
Kaede butt.
Charles Allen
Cakes need anal.
Easton Morris
post link if you dont mind, i am curious
Ian Brooks
Post link.
Justin Hughes
Choose
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Jose King
Angel Edwards
Not that user. From "Tonight is the night you will reminisce on your death bed" onwards you embark on set of three sentences starting with "tonight is..." which describe the significance of the night you had with Kaede. I think this is powerful. However, you don't actually say what happened on that night. You only say "sit back and pay the bill", and expect the reader to understand that "You" and Kaede have had sex. This jump in logic is too large and makes it difficult to understand your "Tonight is..." section, stripping it of its power. I suggest you add a small, suggestive nugget indicating coyly that "You" and Kaede have had sex, before going onto the "Tonight is..." section.
>death bed
I find the intrusion of death in this romantic scene jarring. I would suggest something like "Tonight is a night you will treasure for the rest of your days"
You also have basic grammar issues, but they are minor and don't impair readability. In any case, this is the Internet, so I don't think anyone will mind.
Ethan Peterson
Seriously though, link this.
Noah Nguyen
Carter Gray
Nggggh
Caleb Fisher
so, where is birthday cake?
Landon Garcia
Grayson Powell
Thomas Clark
Waiting for frosting
Jace Jones
Jaxon Turner
Same birthday as Donald Trump
Brayden Cooper
too hot for frosting
Justin Cooper
What's her route like in-game?
Nolan Baker
I would be extremely pun full
Levi Nelson
hopefully you goys dont have empty glasses today
Adam Brooks
>tfw I'm officially older than Kaede now
Feels bad man
Josiah Smith
How is this anime related? She's a video game character.
Ryan Murphy
nope. just empty life
John Thompson
Holy shit
Asher Allen
She was in Cinderella Girls anime
Bentley Allen
>How is this anime related?
Idols are anime, stupid
Jace Long
idols are doujins
Connor Gray
Camden Parker
animu
Isaac Sullivan
Nolan Perry
Any ship can be a submarine.
Once.
Easton Adams
>deviants already have /d/ tier fetish stuff of her
Nice
Carson Garcia
Isaiah Gonzalez
I agree.
Matthew Gutierrez
Love you Kaede! Spending your birthday in Rome with good food, good wine, and a good girl in my heart!
Dominic Walker
How many birthday cocks does she need this year?
Lucas Myers
As many as you
Kevin Torres
Very classy user, I just drunk some quality wine by myself while crying
Easton Martin
Kaede is the coolest
John Hall
Jayden Flores
Ooooh
Christian Myers
She's very beautiful.
Jayden Evans
>yet another day goes by where Kaede isn't real
Brody Lee
I want Kaede to pun-ish me with her bad jokes!
Camden Young
STOP IT
Charles Lopez
Bamp
Michael Butler
>tfw no lonely alcoholic gf