How flat is too flat?
How flat is too flat?
How perfect is too perfect?
>too flat
Does not compute.
this much.
No such thing
Concave.
>boobie starter pack
non-meme answer: left two are too flat. right is not too flat, middle right is upper limit
Reminder that there is such a thing as too flat, and Aika is it.
Aika is perfect though, as is her boyfriend.
cute
spooky scary skeletons
As soon as you see the outline it's ok, I guess. But before that, no.
Exquisite taste.
Obligatory Chihaya
>A gigantic pile of booby flesh that appeals only to malnourished chimps isn't disgusting.
>The exquisiteness of a perfectly flat chest that synchronizes well and compliments the feminine form is however supposed to be seen as disgusting.
Okay barbarian.
there is such a thing as too flat and aika aint that
Only way for girls older than JC can get my attention is to be FLAT.
I want to see Aika’s flat chest adapted once again and without that shitty
quality. Even though it was hilarious sometimes.
he has bigger tits than her
>too flat
I don't understand.
i want to bury my face on it
I want to lick every square inch of her featureless plains.
Look at all those mental gymnastics you have to do to justify how pathetic you are.
Delicious flat wolf goddess
Jesus.
The BDs fixed most of it didn't they?
Did they? I'll download the BDs if that is the case.
I'm not sure my dick can handle it.
Did she really lose. I thought the childhood friend actually had a chance this time.
This is my favorite thread on Yea Forums.
Warning: dangerously flat.
Imma nut to this later.
bless all the rest of you tallflat loving faggots
Tallflat is the ideal body type.
It really is.
Not exactly. Twirl's set to win but still.
I don't mind tall flats if they have some thickness on their legs.
>Twirl's set to win
Fucking WHY?
>flat
>thicc thighs
Man of culture
why are there so few of these miracles in anime
doot
flat like a mahjong table
Pearshape DFC is the form of the future.
This is the lower limit. If your waifu has boobs smaller than this she is a subhuman chestlet.
Have an older, taller, flatter Taiga
Wasn't she raped or is it all memes?
Tall, flat, nice legs and long (preferably dark) hair is peak female performance.
> flat
This but short.
Daily reminder.
make your peepee jump in fright
Memes.
If you're flatter than this, then you probably a man
That's good then.
>this entire threadyoutube.com
>labcoat tits
OH
based
Delicious flat elf
Hers are fake though. Apparently Chichiru Nyuumiruku is the true queen of that series
Flat bunnygirls are a miracle of the universe.
Better to have fake than none at all
agreed
i require images of pettan bunny girls with empty cups, like this, but bunny
That design ticks almost all the boxes. Is Infinite Stratos worth watching for her?
Where are my flat fetish guildy bros at?
>pettan bunny girls with loose cups
I thoroughly agree with your taste but don't have any images on hand. I pray others can assist in this venture.
yes
Twirl went tail white.
excellent taste
literally no such thing as too flat.
Any other opinion is just wrong and unbased
It's a shame such a great character design was wasted on such a shit anime, I've tried watching it several times over the years, but I can't stomach constantly hearing the faggot mc end his sentences with ssu so I have to drop it.
So many "girls" posted here. I wonder how big their dicks are.
You sound gay. Try to suck fewer dicks.
jackpot
Negative breasts would be a bit too little. Imagine not just inverted nipples, but also dents in the chest.
Just saying, the girl I mentioned is equal in size to her with no implants at all. I wish Noucome could get a season 2 so I could witness them
Goddamn Aika is so fucking hot
USED GOODS
S
E
D
Concave
journals.plos.org
It is literally scientifically factual that low status males prefer bigger chests and high status males prefer smaller chests.
The virgin tithag chaser, and the chad flatty admirer.
Flat chested girls are the best since your heart can be closer to theirs
>the virgin titty chaser
>the CHAD flat chested connoisseur
> tall
> flat
> small, firm, butt
> long hair
We need more girls like this.
perfect body type?
thx for Taiga reminder
this
A man of culture
God Louise is so flat. Just look at her body.
"When you hug a flat-chested girl, you hold her closer to your heart"
I remember seeing that quote here many years ago, that was the moment I began to see the light.
Who is this cutie
flat all-star team
I stuck around for two seasons of this garbage just for her.
Saratoga from Chink Lane.
I watched it just for the small blond elf cutie.
Top cutie, thanks user
Play her shitty game.
Elf has a rockin body.
Speaking of top tier blond elves.
While I don't know anything about that game I'll think about it (I'm not really into grindy games much less if I have to pay for cuties)
Might as well just fuck a boy
not saying she isn't sexy though
Hey guys, I've fixed you're Aika.
If a twink looked like that, I could be convinced.
Teenage boy flat is too flat.
I
>doesn't want to fuck little boy bodies
You sound gay. You might want to get that checked.
If a dick being there or not makes no difference to you, you may be gay.
based
If a girl in a man's body makes no difference to you, you may be gay.
Not in the pooper though, he would have to get a front hole first.
Friendly reminder to report all lgbt trapshitters since they have a tendency to shitpost in these types of threads. If loli threads can get deleted, then so can theirs considering they have their own board to shit up.
You may be retarded.
>That thigh
Goddamn
Sora is cheating.
>flat
>tights
>imouto
>thirsty for onii-san's cock
It's not fair.
More like too big
Even when I was a little kid I knew I wanted a flat chested wife.
That's because you were attracted to girls your age, the sad part here it's that you never grew up.
Amazing thread keep it up.
At some point it just becomes a boy/trap doesn't it?
Not gonna shill but getting the girls you want is pretty easy, the wallet-openers are alternate outfits, of which there are a fuckload.
And that's a good thing.
yuto is a god
8% of people prefer flat chests, I am the 8%.
And most of those skins are shit and most of the girls get no skins anyways.
>the sad part
Found the normalfag.
flat bikini biribiri is a miracle of creation
Sexy
>brown
>flat
We're reaching levels of taste not previously thought possible
>astarotte no omocha
Stop user, you don't know what you're doing.
Pedo.
>dark flat bunny elf
approaching peak summit
might be a 3 fap Saturday
This is truly a blessed thread.
>artist:"mda starou$"
You're welcome. Enjoy rubbing your dick raw.
This has been my go to for a few weeks now.
in b4 moved to /e/
She's be so fucking sexual if she wasn't such a huge bitch.
I prefer the magical girl.
Team flat!
More Yuu/Ro.
Good taste.
1/4
2/4
Oh dear, must I watch this show for her?
3/4
4/4
No such thing as too flat. The flatter they are the more perfect they are.
Is it bad that I associate the word "skeletons" in this context with water balloon tits instead of flatties?
I heard it was a battle harem, which I tend to not enjoy so I've been avoiding it. But god damn she's hot.
I can't argue with this.
Are flat touhous welcome?
>pettan pettan tsurupettan
youtu.be
>too flat
He's a faggot and so are you.
another Suika:
more Joshiraku
That's not her though.
Good show, good answer.
thx; forgot to look for the spot
symmetrical docking with a girl is wonderful
no, it's unironically torturous to watch
Skip the Houki and Brit episodes.
Based and redpilled.
My niggers
Best thread on Yea Forums desu senpai.
When the fuck did this happen?
Saya singlehandedly gave me a tall flat fetish
Posting best vampire
Small is better
>Best vampire
>lel
Lets not fight. All loli vampires are wonderful.
Shinobu is great, but she's for low iq plebs.
My lolibaba is actually a cup?
>How flat is too flat?
Concave. Concave is too far.
Oh look Eris... Umm I mean Chris who totally isn't actually Eris.
Flat is justice
When do they finally figure it out
I couldn't find any lewds but I need to represent two of the cutest flat girls in anime imo. Chihaya and Shinobu are incredibly underrated.
Also my waifu isn't represented here even though she is flat justice. Have men forgotten her so easily?
>When do they finally figure it out
Kazama does. He catches her red-handed by intentionally calling Chris "Eris-sama" and she responds naturally before realizing she made a mistake. IIRC this was during one of their robberies (Silver haired/masked thieving group) of a divine artifact.
However Kazuma is keeping it to himself at Eris's request - especially from Darkness.
>tfw my daughter admires her a lot
>left two are too flat
God bless this thread
som how super small bikinis look so much more erotic on flat girls
Flat working adult
I think it plays with your head in multiple ways.
For one, what should be there that is erotic isn't really even there, there is basically no breast tissue. And yet paradoxically it must still be worn, there is still the nipple unexposed, the single solitary point of lewdness on her chest to signify that it is indeed a breast that needs covering... So small, almost non-existent, much like the bikini itself, which even in the face of such a tiny thing just barely is sufficient enough to keep her from being exposed......
Flatties with cute short hair is peak performance.
Yano has a nice chest.
My brother from another mother.
Cheers, brother.
What is the ideal outfit for flat girls?
Nothing but band-aids all over them
Micro bikini.
Big boobs, small boobs, flat, doesn't matter, as long as it fits the character.
What I really hate though are variable boobs, and Schroedinger's boobs.
Hiraoka is so lucky.
i love tallflats
Chihaya is actually a B-cup. Definitely not flat.
Konata is a hero to young girls everywhere.
Nagami Yuu really draws some good flat chests, it's a real shame he quit writing manga and only does Kancolle doujins nowadays.
I disagree
Why do you think she is a B-cup?
Ritz knows to breast sizes: flat and sandbag.
Slingshot bikini that anchors in the butt
Wrong image.
Because it's part of her official character profile.
Link for that?
I think the B might stand for bust.
this is like A size? or AA. I now think A are hotter than AA breast size.
I would be OK with both. but with A you can cup it in hand.
in few glances I've got that they interviewed some starving malesyans how said they like some fat milkers and than some uper class malesyans like some flat bitti tittis.
AA is literally perfect.
Elves should be flat.
Yes.
Yes.
What if you guys married a perfect tallflat and pregnancy caused her to grow boobs
Breast removal and exercise are valid option.
Isnt breast removal excessive
Aw fuck what a great thread. Keep em coming
Your existence is excessive.
Unlikely for me to ever get married, and someone like me should never be responsible for attempting to raise children.
Dont they recede again after the pregnancy?
>Left two are fine, right is upper limit
FTFY
I jacked off.
No. Just no.
Some female athletes do it.
Not with short hair.
Shorts or jeans, and topless.
limit does not exist
Saving this thread for when I get home from work.
>Mina
God, she was an annoying cunt
Sexual as fuck!
Remember never let your baby girl drink milk.
Milk leads to breast and hips growth.
Gods I was erect back then
Our newest anti flat technology!
God, she looks so lickable
Girls are like TVs and monitors. Do you remember bulky CRTs? Nobody wants them anymore.
>study shows that even high status males prefer at least medium breasts
Too bad flatfags are all illiterate.
Of course this is in an era where yankee love of huge titters have inflated the value of big milkjugs. Real patricians however understand the value of a flat chest even in these trying times.
Perfect.
>at least
It just said that medium was the most popular for non peasants
You can clearly see the correlation from the results
We have found the limit
>proof that the majority of rich people like flat chests: my ass
Says you, I just got a raging erection.
Only thing hotter than a flat girl is a flat girl who skinned her chest down to the bare ribs.
It's not about the majority, it's about the trend.
But yes small is never the most popular.
It is however the most patrician.
>flat chest is patrician because rich people like it more
>no evidence barring a minor trend that still shows richer men prefer breasts to still exist
>b-but it's patrician
Nice backpedal buddy
My wife is so cute.
This isn't too flat, this is perfection
It is patrician.
Peasants are still less likely to appreciate flatties.
Hiroyuki is a god and I've enjoyed his works for almost 15 years.
>plebeians are less likely to appreciate flat chests
And so do patricians because as it turns out flat chests being shit is a universal truth.
everyone ITT
(dx/dz,dy/dz) ∈ R2
The information is there, whether you choose to accept it or not is your decision.
>men with higher status still prefer medium breasts
Nice damage control though.
Gross.
Who do some girls have small breasts while other girls have big breasts?
They started as a male, but changed halfway.
God loves some people more than others.
Stop bullying DFC angels
>a trap?
True flat-chestedness is believed to be caused by the breasts being insensitive to normal amounts of hormonal circulation. Small-breastedness is mostly a combination of genetics and dietary factors.
Wait does that mean in the future it may end up being 'cured'?
>And so do patricians
No.
What do you mean by that?
but gene engineering will be practical and safe as well, and a careful diet is already sooner the mark of a rich than a poor family, and an interplanetary upper class of chestlet cavaliers will emerge to lord over the pedestrian titmonster masses.
So space elves?
>2.6%
>4.6%
>6.9%
>a 4.3% difference is what flatfags are clamoring over
Leave it to a flatfag to take something that barely exists and pretend it's something more
no one will choose pointy ears for their children because fuck elf bullshit. Unless it's the qtp2t elf from goblin slayer~~
Maybe in the future we will stop this feminism faggotry and every man will have at least a couple of wives perfectly made from test tubes. God knows I want a small harem of tall flats and oppai lolis
>a 4.3% difference
Yes.
>A flat thread
Post more tallflats lads. They are the true patrician's taste when it comes to dfc
There's no such thing. All sizes of breast are beautiful. What matters is the shape. No floopy pancakes.
I hate the fact that she lost.
Until the last page of the last book is translated, I'll still have hope.
An ending where his female mode splits from him so he ends up fucking his ideal twintails would be the perfect ending though. I'd be happy with an Aika ending as well, or even a three way ending with Aika and Twirl
user, I...
LAST PAGE! LAST BOOK!
Beautiful.
isn't she a lesbian now anyways?
maybe she'll win the yellowbowl
She wut
Well that would definitely help ease my sadness
It is a crime honestly.
How does that towel stays up lmao
Good taste user!
That is the power of DFC
Rock hard nipples
Are you actually retarded?
>no one will choose pointy ears for their children
Bull shit. I'm met loads of people who swear they're part elf. Some were from Greenland, others from the west coast.
>too flat
Does not compute
lmao the proportions are all fucked
there is no such thing
I can't think of any tall-flats other than Chihaya.
Stupid sexy Max.
Others posted in this thread
The taller flat girls look like fish.
This Flat.
Perfection.
Explain.
Looks like it's Thyme
Man, that image takes me back.
Oh man this image is a life saver since iqdb doesn't load for me anymore for some fucking reason. Thanks.
It's from 2011 so be careful; half the links are probably broken.
Aika at the perfect size here
A perfect body
Why are competition swimsuits so APPEALING
They're painted on to toned, limber, and energetic young women.
>Angel Burst
fffffffffffffffffffffff
Girls like us
Is she okay?
Cute buds that fit in your palm are perfect. As long as there is some visible curvature to seperate her from a literal boy, I don't mind.
See also: volleyball attire.
I don't have an image of that superflat girl from Harukana Receive. Maybe someone else does.
You tell me youtube.com
left or right?
image limit
Cutest autist
This was a good thread, friends. See you Space Cowboys.
Easily the sexiest girl in the whole series.
>This was a good thread
We should do it again sometime.
/e/ has a good flat thread:
I never understood the need to segregate us into different boards. I can sort-of understand /e/ but I'll never understand why /c/ needs to exist. Threads like this are fun because you don't get constantly exposed to it. I wouldn't have enjoyed this thread if we always had a flattie thread going.
Agree; there needs to be more cross board traffic.
Nice to do something other than individual anime/manga series.
>Japanese Shadman
Kill yourself, crossboarder.
>no lolis
No thanks, I don't go to gay boards.
Fake lolis are silently tolerated on /e/.
>that one guy posting Takunomi girls
Never have I felt so emotionally close to another human being.
Cry more faggot
Why would you even ask this in a flat thread? Only people here who would pick right at cowtit fags who are only in this thread to shitpost.
I love flat girls so much.
>not liking both
love flat
Still. There's such a thing as too flat and that Aika is it.
it did, you can probably look up a bunch of side by side shots of live vs. bd
AS109 is both god and satan.
>lesbian
She's not, who told you that?