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Things that only happen in anime/manga

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Otaku being likable

The whole nosebleed thing is weird and stupid. I mean it's not even an exaggeration of a real phenomenon, it's just insane.

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objectively attractive girls inexplicably falling in love with mediocre average guys

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It's symbolism for horniness that got past the sensors and has long since been a standard trope in Vietnamese paper drawings.

It happens in reality though, especially if the guy is rich.

No backpain

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girls don't fall in love with rich guys, they merely latch onto them for convenience's sake

Ara ara

This is very common though. It's just that people who think it isn't don't have nearly as many good qualities as they think they do.

Incorrect. It's said frequently and meant almost never

FTFY

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And the source is your plethora of well-adjusted girlfriends you've had I assume.

Women dont love, they just branch swing

Nice Just World Fallacy, I guess everyone is an amazing judge of character

It's also thankfully going out of style.

Women aren't disgusting breeding grounds for bacteria and have a pure existence

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>lol I called him a virgin
Kudos

I never said that. Just because it'll never happen to you doesn't mean it's some sort of fairy tale. That's my point. It just so happens that a lot of guys I meet think they 'have a chance' when it's clear they don't put any effort into themselves. And when they get rejected, for whatever reason, they look for outward reasons rather than trying to better themselves.

If that's your take away from what I said, that says more about you than me. Many guys I see think they have some dream girl when it's clear they have a lot of mental issues and are honestly not worth even going for. But sure, go for the low hanging fruit.

Girl falling in love with a guy after he ejaculated on her uniform a couple of times

When I was a kid there was an older girl who would grab me and put my face in her chest every time I saw her. It was great

I mostly don't bother with interacting with people since I'm kind of a schizoid. I do take care of myself but I'm not the type of person to grow attachments to people or ask others out on a date. I'm the kind that wants to be pursued.

So user's pic is kind of truth for me, but it's mostly a hell of my own making.

Everything. Nothing ever happens in real life. Most people in the world are just going through the motion.

Well, that's fine user. This doesn't apply to you then. But I will say that another large portion of guys I see that complain, often don't go out of their way to 'meet' people. Frankly I don't blame them, especially if their choices are 'the club' and . Many guys just don't live lives that expose them to people often, which is largely not their fault. But I absolutely hate when guys say girls don't love people for who they are, because chances are, none of them ever met you, or you're not nearly as amazing as you think you are.

It was definitely common in the past, but it no longer is. Today's girls only care for one metric in a guy: how much money they can fleece the hell out of him, through lawsuits or whatever. Touch her now and eat a #metoo later on, be it 3 days later or 3 decades later. Get married and she'll use any excuse up to and including spousal rape to initiate a divorce, and half your salary will go towards an alimony.

First one should be

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>Today's girls only care for one metric in a guy: how much money they can fleece the hell out of him
This is true for Chinese and Korean girls. Not so much other girls.
Likewise, the #metoo, rape charges and shit are a vocal minority. Plus, if you managed to stay with someone long enough to not realize they were batshit stupid and make rape claims/cheat/take the kids and your money, isn't that your own fault. Also, for all you guys out there, if you manage to marry a girl, please get an annulment it'll protect you in the long run.

The mundane can be enjoyable, as opposed to just being, well, mundane, or something that can only be appreciated through the lens of nostalgia. You will never have your Cute Anons Doing Cute Things, because you will never be aware of it until it's far too late.

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>Plus, if you managed to stay with someone long enough to not realize they were batshit stupid and make rape claims/cheat/take the kids and your money, isn't that your own fault.
You vastly underestimate just how scheming today's girls can and will get. And even if she didn't start off like that, a few hours on the Internet or gossiping with her friends can easily influence her to become like that.

>Also, for all you guys out there, if you manage to marry a girl, please get an annulment it'll protect you in the long run.
So you want people to get a girlfriend, but not a wife? If she wants to get married but you don't, or if you tell your wife that you want your marriage annulled for "no good reason" (and no reason is good for her), that just gives her even more incentive to fuck you over than she already has.

MOE GIRLS DOING NOTHING BUT BEING ANNOYING PIECE OF SHITS

Securing a materialistic lifestyle isn't love you dingus.

These days it might as well be.

Feels good to be Kurosawa chad

Well then you're just creating a definition of love, if you mean traditional love in the auspice of sacrifice, devotion, and compromise etc. Which is still very much a real thing when it comes to people that aren't growing up with social media.

>So you want people to get a girlfriend, but not a wife? If she wants to get married but you don't, or if you tell your wife that you want your marriage annulled for "no good reason" (and no reason is good for her), that just gives her even more incentive to fuck you over than she already has.
Okay, my bad right there. I used the wrong word. I meant protect yourself from having to pay alimony. Set up contracts ahead of time such that if a divorce happens, you don't have to pay. Marrying the girl is fine.

But as for
>You vastly underestimate just how scheming today's girls can and will get. And even if she didn't start off like that, a few hours on the Internet or gossiping with her friends can easily influence her to become like that.
No, I really disagree. I've seen so many guys blinded by what they think of their girl. I've seen their guy friends try to convince them it isn't worth it, but they never listen. Fast forward, and the guy acts like it came out of nowhere. Guys just really aren't good judge of character as they think they are.

And that's even a goddamn delusion inside the manga

Japanese military wining over USA military

Does hug from your mother count?

This was a delusion. It never happened.

Judges can overrule prenups in the USA user. What you're thinking of is a "private marriage" which is like a renewable contract the state can't intervene in. Not that I care about you autists arguing 3d shit but yeah.

You aren't important enough to be #metoo'd, get over yourself.

faggot.

>prenuptial agreement
That was the word. Thanks user. Yeah, they can be overturned, but it's way better than going in with nothing. Plus, you can take precautions to stop many of the reasons it could be overturned.

I'm not sure what you're trying to say user, sorry. But you're probably right anyway.

Have you ever met a woman below the age of 30? They’re pretty insufferable.

Have you even met an unrealistic moe type girl ?

Also
>This is true for Chinese and Korean girls. Not so much other girls.
Chinese and Korean girls are just materialistic. But they aren't as likely to seek attention or pull false charges out of nowhere. They're more likely to stick with the guy as long as he remains rich.
>Likewise, the #metoo, rape charges and shit are a vocal minority.
With the knowledge that girls can freely accuse random guys of sexual assault and get away with it while the guy suffers for the next decade, the number is only going to increase drastically.

>I meant protect yourself from having to pay alimony. Set up contracts ahead of time such that if a divorce happens, you don't have to pay.
Doesn't work. Prenuptial agreements already fail to hold up in court. You would just be wasting even more time and money with those.

>I've seen so many guys blinded by what they think of their girl. I've seen their guy friends try to convince them it isn't worth it, but they never listen.
I've also seen guys who everyone else agrees found a "match made in heaven" except it turns out to be anything but (with "oh shit I shouldn't have introduced her to you" responses). Goes both ways. Besides, if guys are such poor judges of characters, wouldn't it be much better and safer for them to err on the side of caution?

Knowing that, would the girl even agree to a "private marriage" in the first place? I'm not sure I'm willing to take the risk seeing that if she doesn't, you're more or less fucked.

Most #metoo victims weren't important enough to get #metoo'd. Until they were. Fact is for each rich guy who you read in the papers that has been wrongly #metoo'd, there are a bunch of guys just working hard and trying to make ends meet that suffer the same fate just because they were in the wrong place at the wrong time.

>Plus, you can take precautions to stop many of the reasons it could be overturned.
>implying any of them would work in this day and age

>they can be overturned
They get easily overturn
Like a lot
They are effectively worthless

The trick is to be so adamant against marriage that she either agrees to a private marriage contract or you just go on to the next girl, having a monogamous relationship is a handicap on any man worth his own salt to begin with. In the current climate of divorce rates you're in a lose lose with any live-in arrangement (legally defined as marriage by the state after 3 or 5 years iirc) or legit marriage.

Under 140cm human legal lolis are rare be it IRL or anime/manga.

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>The trick is to be so adamant against marriage that she either agrees to a private marriage contract or you just go on to the next girl
A trick that will just get you accused of sexual assault because the court believes that consent can be retroactively withdrawn. Not only that, other people (especially on the Internet) can convince her that she never gave consent for the act even if she really did. Even if nothing actually happened with her, she'll easily just spin things to make it seem as if something happened.

Lol what?

Happens more than you think.

I've honestly wanted someone to do this to me for years. Every step I take seems to be a wrong one, even when it seems like it's right.

Show us on the doll where the accuser touched you.

That's how shit the system has become. See Neymar for the most recent prominent example. Feminists defending his accuser Najila Trindade not only claim that consent can be withdrawn, they also claim that even if the text messages Neymar uploaded to Instagram imply that she enjoyed it, she can say that she didn't actually consent. And she's doing that.

The wallet.

You'll die eventually

I'm okay with this but I want to be comforted at least once before that happens

Then try to live long enough for vr tech to catch up.

I didn't like that naru won in love Hina

Dude shit like that has nothing to do with someone jumping to false sexual assault allegations because you won't marry them on their terms. What you describe is a twisted fantasy, that simply won't happen to most people especially considering the average woman can't afford a lawyer or litigation.

have sex

I haven’t hugged another female besides my family in over 2 yrs

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I can tolerate it as a visual gag that can be ignored, but I hate it when in-universe characters call attention to it with AH YOUR NOSE IS BLEEDING, HENTAI!

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Boys having physical porn stashes hidden under their matress for their mom/sister/childhood friend/crush to find and yell them about. We have computers and smartphones now for fucks sake, nobody has those anymore.

Genius

>hugged another female 2 years ago
>yrs
You're retarded, but I hope you printed that feeling into your memory, user. You don't know if it will ever happen again.

Hey, find me a perverted girl who's into trannies, lolis, and is willing to go post-human when the technology exists and I'll have a chance with her.

fpbp

>*Humans
There, fixed it for you

Katana cut through anything.

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My gf holds me like that sometimes, but without the faggy "everything will be okay" quote.
Anyway, it feels amazing. You should try it out with your gf.

99.9% of the things women do in anime ONLY happen in anime

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