Step aside, the OTP of Konosuba is coming through!

Step aside, the OTP of Konosuba is coming through!

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daily reminder

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Kazumin is my only reason to live

>comedy routine
Aquafags are finished

Better than an onahole routine.

Same tbdesu

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Daily reminder

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BASED

>a cute girl will never tell you that she loves you

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120 Point Explosion. This is where I knew Kazumin was for certain

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She needs to stop wasting time and and get him to cast explosion magic.

Did Crunchy get rights to the movie?

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>ywn be confessed to and loved for all your flaws

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We dont know yet.

cont.

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Shipping is a cancer.

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Not so fast

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Its not ship if its canon

Cease your attempts

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Satou Kazuma x Embarrassing Death

Sorry user we all know its going to happen.
Megumins going to lose to a cat too

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Chris is 10/10 one night stand material

Reminder that Megumin offered to "help him out"

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Reminder that Darkness lost to a loli

nah

How can I get into LN? They're so awkward to read

You get used to it. It becomes really enjoyable once your brain adapts.

Who the fuck actually likes this shit? The writing is so shit and it is just another harem shit comedy. Why don't you anons actually spend your time with something more intelligent like Detective Konan or HxH? Shit like this is poison to anime.

>ip count doesnt go up
You are just the Aquaposter arent you

Just read them and hope for the best and that your brain gets used to them.

>Why don't you anons actually spend your time with something more intelligent like Detective Konan or HxH?
>something more intelligent like Detective Konan or HxH
>intelligent like Detective Konan or HxH

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>Eromin

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I bet she is happier that way. Being cucked is probably her favorite fetish

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Won't be long until aqua is the one getting blown up

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Same

cute

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youtube.com/watch?v=v7UW5M49PoI

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Hopefully, but I doubt they will release the movie at the same time it's released in Japan. Probably a few months after.

Is ti fair to say shipperfaggotry ruined Konosuba?

It didn't though. Because before it became a huge thing on Yea Forums the official pairing was already a thing.

Nah, Konosuba is as strong as ever and is selling like crazy.
People get annyoed at the canon pairing because they either wanted another girl to win or a harem ending.

Aquafags eternally btfo'd

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Later volumes are funnier than early volumes, so no

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15 was absolute gold.

oh you sly bastard

Is that where Dust cucks Kazuma?

You wish

>Dust
>cucking anyone but himself

The Dust spinoff is the only media not written by Natsume and therefore is not canon.

>something more intelligent like Detective Konan
well, we clearly see the limits of your intellect user...

Let's wish them well, I'm sure it'll turn out just perfect.

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darknessfags as well

Yes they are

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I am waiting for this to become canon.

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Incoming cuteness

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The mom is down for it

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Yuiyui is based. She has been trying to get them to fuck since Vol 5 when she forced Kazuma and Megumin to sleep in the same room.

They don't need to hurry to try for children, but if it happens in the process of imagining then that's fine too.

It's taking too long, or at least there needs to be more novels past the main plot.

DELET

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There are Darknessfags?

hi

I remember there being a really consistent Aquafag that genuenly thinks Aqua will win at the end.
He sometimes post threads here and there but nobody replies to him.

>implying konosuba wont end with Aqua becoming the next demon lord, to happily life ever after

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Makes me laugh that you keep making people think you are an Aquafag when you are not even an Aquafag yourself

and it really shows considering the way events are ordered compared to the main series.
It is good but it feels like fanfiction which is essentially is

Megumommy

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Why has there been no US release yet? This is one of THE most popular series.

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Actually, yes. I love the idea of rough sex, and she has the best body.

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Release of what? the movie? Not everything that is popular has to have a western movie release. Fuck, even the official dub only came out some months ago, Konosuba is not a top priority.

But instead we get Blu-ray for every other shitty isekai. And we will probably get Goblin Slayer and Shield Hero Blu-ray. Fuck this earth.

I thought the Yunyunfag that hates Kazumin would've posted by now. Guess not.

Post cute. Now.

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konosuba is more of a romantic comedy than an isekai adventure.

Nah it still is a isekai adventure with slight romcom here and there.

kay

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The fuck is up with that cat anyway? Why does nobody notice that Megumin is carrying around some random demonic cat?

Is that the Demon King or what?

Cat is pic related
konosuba.fandom.com/wiki/Wolbach

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Chomusuke used to be bigger

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don't mind me

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The way this artist draws her eyes is great.

Makes me wonder if she used the sleep spell to rape Hyoiza when he didnt want to fuck

It has part of Wolbach within it. It isn't the demon king, but it does have a part of one of his generals in it.

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Is Megumeme the most successful pedobait since Azunyan?

Megumin isnt even a loli

loli is a character archetype in which she certainly fits.

She's 14 and petite, but still with shapely hips. She isn't meaningfully different from widely accepted girls like Misaka or Asuka in that sense. I suppose she could act as a first step for some to become more interested in younger girls, though Illya and Shinobu are more effective as "pedobait" characters. Men who do not like little girls are simply men who have not seen Prisma Illya.

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There is another character in the story that fits the loli type way better than her.
Besides that saying that she is "pedobait" for being the most popular is a strawman. If the pedobait argument was true every anime in which a loli appear she would be the most popular character, which is not.

Best girl

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Do the tails from in front or behind her ears?

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pedobait is having a loli character for the only purpose of reaching a certain audience, even if said character is inconsequential to the overall plot. Prisma illya is pedo pandering, content specifically targeted to that audience, so a totally different thing, shinobu is sort of pedobait from the part of Shaft but it wasn’t originally intended as such.

Okay, so Megumin isn't pedobait, because she is far from inconsquential, and her design makes logical sense for her character.

What exactly would the main cast do if they were transported to Japan and were knowing there for a little while?

And what kind of dates would Kazuma and Megumin go out on?

You’re proving my point exactly, most of the times these pedobait characters fall flat and go mostly ignored or with a niche fanbase, in the case of Megumin she’s become one of the few successful pedobait characters, to the extent of becoming the main heroine of the story and having multiple derivative content, I haven’t seen this since Azusa from k-on!

Megumin would pull off an 11/10 reimu cosplay

>only is pedobait when its succesfull, if not then its any loli character.
That sounds stupid.

She stands out in the cast which is fitting in this type of genre filled with tropes, cliches and archetypes, heck this started as a satire of Isekai, and Megumin was supposed to be a parody of the chuuni loli that needs to be protected (hint: the pedobait character of the other more “serious” series), however it turns out people unironically like her not just for the laughs.

All single stand-out lolis in a main cast are what’s referred to as “pedobait”, if they are popular or not has nothing to do with the classification.

Then whats your point? calling every loli a pedobait is dumb because not everybody like that type of character in a sexual way.

From inside her ears.

>classification
>referred to
You talk about it like if it was an official thing, literally nobody outside of this dumpster uses that term unironically, yet it doesnt really matter if you use it since nobody takes it as an actual term, is more or less an annoyance.

ALL ERIS SECT PLEBS LEAVE THREAD NOW. ERIS IS PIG. AXIS IS BASED
GAS ERIS SECT RACE WAR NOW!

>ip count doesnt go up
You are really cringy, Aquaposter.

Yes, pedobait is mostly Yea Forums slang, however the classification, intent and purpose exist in reality and is everywhere, even if it’s referred with other names like “token loli”, “obligatory little girl”, “mini-moe”, etc, it’s all the same and a staple of Japanese media.

cutest girl

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Cute-only lolicons a minority, you would be lying if you say you don’t like Megumeme in a sexual way.

Even if your term is true, is that really a bad thing? If a """pedobait""" isnt succesful then that means another character was more popular, like the Onee-san, the Tsundere, the Gyaru etc etc. Those are bait characters as well since they are trying to trap a certain spectrum of people as well.
See? your slang is useless

Strawman

I’m not arguing that it’s a bad thing, in fact I’m a lolicon myself, and I’m sure those other archetypes you mention are probably more popular, I’m just saying it’s been a while since we had a pedobait character this successful taking over a series.

It’s okay to like Megumeme in a sexual way, I’m not making an argument of this.

The point is that not eveyone who likes the loli character does it in a sexual way.

>in fact I’m a lolicon myself
>It’s okay to like Megumeme in a sexual way

This thread is full of great taste

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Sloth did nothing wrong. You take that back all your disrespect.

>why doesn't this show get traction in the west
maybe its the softcore porn with young girls thats in half the episodes lmao

That’s inconsequential, they still fell for the same bait.

No, that consequential if your terminology is "pedobait", you are describing in that term that the person who fell for the character archetype is attracted in a sexual way.

Yeah, sadly 50% is nothing compared to Game of Thrones' porn content.

Harem ending is a real ending. Imagine chuuni explosive Kazuma, doubly drunkard divine Kazuma and blonde masochistic Kazuma being raised together.

That sounds like shit. Let the man have a real wife at the end of the series.

nah, Megumin is the ending

It’s ok because they are all 20+ yo roasties, this show has at least one girl of questionable age involved

The pedo in pedobait is not meant to be taken literally at least in this context, it’s just a generalization.

Aqua doesn't have genitals though.
She doesn't go to the bathroom. Crimson demons like Megumin do though.

Caesarean section then.

Wow after reading this "I love you" and "You guys should fuck okay? Fuck my 14 year old daughter and impregnate her, okay?" stuff Megumin is feeling like best girl when I liked the others as much or more.

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FINISH
THE
FUCKING
STORY

MAN

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The threads are absolute ass but the series is doing fine

Darkness is my favorite but maybe another girl would be better. I don't like that she has fantasies about being raped by strangers or wants me to whore her out. Why can't sexual torture at my hands alone be enough for her? She may be a pervert but as seen in the bath she's clearly bashful and inexperienced as well. I wonder if she doesn't even really know what she wants. Anyway, I don't think it's necessary that others lay their filthy hands on her, my filthy hands and depraved mind should be enough for her. Truthfully, she probably can't even conceive of a lot of the degenerate things I would have her do for me and to herself. We would definitely need to buy a sybian. Hmmm... Do you think orgasm torture with a live feed being played back to her, so she was forced to watch herself strapped down continuously climaxing and making lewd faces and noises with her juices feeding into a sort of trough that will collect them all as she leaks (for later use), would that be sufficient sexual torture and humiliation for Darkness as a start? As a foundation? I mean, that might be a little extreme. She talks big but even simple humiliations are sufficient a lot of the time.

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Okay

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Yunyun is for light, loving bullying like putting something on a high shelf or making her eat a spicy pepper.

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They get cock blocked.

I want to play board games with Yunyun in the guild. I want to ask her to form a party with me. I want to go on quests with her. I want to see her face light up when I call her my friend. I want to laugh and have fun with her on our days off. I want to feel my heart fall in love with her. I want to tell her I love her under the stars. I want to go on dates with her and hold her hand. I want to share a kiss with her. I want to ask her to marry me. I want to make her a mother and be a good father and husband. I want to grow old with her through all the tough trials of parenthood. I want to retire with her and look back on our lives and reminisce on our past adventures. I want to spend every moment with her. Every smile, every frown, every laugh, and every tear. I want to experience it all. I love her.

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I want to let Yunyun ride on my shoulders and feel her thighs squeeze my face.

YUNYUN BEING BULLIED

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I love how in other shitty isekais like shield or slime main characters reach in endgame multiverse tier powers, can manipulate time and are essensially gods

But in Konosuba all they have is Megumin saying straight up "I love you" to Kazuma and it feels way more impactful and daring thats all the other shit

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That's because konosuba is just a romantic comedy.

>ywn be loved for your flaws the way Megumin loves Kazuma

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Reminder that you only like Megumin because of her everything

Megumin
Pros
>was poor so is thrifty and even saves coupons
>smart
>smol so she doesnt take up much space
>chunni
>can cook
>motherly due to taking care of sister
>good with kids
>wants kids
>can blow shit up
>likes cuddles
Cons
>obsessed with using explosion
>will blackmail you

Aqua
Pros
>good at parties
>helpful magic
>good at arts and crafts
Cons
>spoiled
>bad with money
>selfish
>only cares about her cult

Lalatina
Pros
>good with kids
>will get beat up for you
>has noble privilege
>freaky in bed
Cons
>obsessed with punishment
>embarasses you by proxy
>is a rapist
>doesn't rely on her friends

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The problem with the threads is that unless a new volume comes out they all derivate into waifuwars and shitposting, so people rather have character specific threads to filter that

Arguing over wiafus is fun though because Aquashiters always come in and get btfo

>obsessed with using explosion
Not a con desu

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Thats cus Aquafags are either anime onlies or are being ironic.
There are some Darknessfags that have read the novels and they are a pain in the ass to argue with.

>Be a stupid 14 y.o. kid
>horrible 13 y.o. goblina girl confessed her love to you. Reject her multiple times
>15 years later, I am still a virgin and she is actually attractive now
It's not fair!

>tfw married a lolibody that whispers to you that she loves you like it is a big secret

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It still is an isekai adventure. The romcom part is really small in comparison, but is the part that most people remember.

i want megumin to step on me

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when did konosuba go to shit?

Vol 7 but then Vol 9 gave it new life.

The beginning, in fact. The volumes that the anime adapted are shit.
The later ones are way better.

>is a rapist
>Con
I don't follow

See, normal people with at least 2 brain cells know that raping is not pleasant, not even when the victim is a male, not only that but that means she is more likely to rape someone who isnt you, thus you get cucked, and if an authority finds out she will get a lifetime sentence and you wont ever see her again.
You follow now?

i want megumin*
ftfy

well that works too

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The anime is shit. Everything else is great.

Is megumin capable of breastfeeding or do we need darkness for that?

Seeing that she is only 14 and she still has years to grow its safe to assume that in pregnancy her boobs will grow a bit and can succesfully breastfeed.

there isn't a tit that can't be fixed with liberal application of prolactin

I don't think megumin will be growing much. A childhood of malnutrition has taken its toll.

Look here, a 14 year old is only a few inches bellow a woman that has the appearence of a 20ish y/old. The difference seems normal for a girl her age.
And there are potions that can help her if she isnt fully capable of growing.

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excuse me i got to jerk off to megumin porn now

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If Kazuma got that sketchy doctor to fix his dick can't megumin also pay him a visit?

I suppose, but her priority is getting tits in a normal way, she doesnt want to fake it.

>fix
what

cgtranslations.me/2018/02/21/konosuba-nichijou-manga-short-story-1/

COME GET YER MILKERS RIGHT HERE

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lucky dude
and lucky Megumin

I know thats you Aquaposter, you are really cringy

Are Aqua's breasts full of water or milk?

Hot water

thats not even megumin fampai

kek

Is this true? I was considering watching one of their animes lately. If the girl who pisses her underwear wins, I ain't watching.

>generic brown haired girl who looks semi-loli but not loli enough
>winning over the mega cute blue haired girl with the figure of a godess

No thanks.

Yes its true, in fact dont watch it, one less retard to deal with in these threads.

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There are several reasons why she won over her. Appearance being the least of them.

Megumin noises

youtu.be/uxbIAKq6BxE

I think these may be lies.

You can literally see the LN pages that were posted to see for yourself.

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>hasn't seen or watched anything
>accuses LN readers of liars
Yikes

Hentai OVA when?

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>Megumin
>Generic

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Yes, generic brown haired non-loli.

She is far from being a generic girl. In fact all 3 girls are far from being generic apart from how they look at first.
If you werent a whiny bitch and actually saw or read Konosuba you would know that, instead you are making people laught at you.

The closest thing to Megumin is Lina Inverse, and even that is a stretch. If Megumin was generic she would've been forgotten long ago like most seasonal waifus.

>calling LN readers liars

How to identify an animeonly 101

Even worse, he isnt even an animeonly.

What makes the later ones better?

>show is ruined because the MC is a lolifag

why is OPM the only one that can do it right, Tatsumaki is made for breeding.

Get your capeshit cancer out of here. Konosuba isn't ruined in the slightest.

So here's the thing right. Konosuba is all about banter and character interactions, thats its appeal. The first volumes (as any story goes) the first chapters are made to get the viewer know the world setting and the characters, is that bad? No, since that has to be done, but after that was settled and the viewer knows what he is into the characters grow and develop over time.
Later volumes are great since the character connections are even deeper, and their banter feels genuine, like best friends mocking each other.
At least thats my opinion of it

You are either an anime only or are using a really weak bait. Shame on me for replying.

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Where should i go to read the LN?

cgtranslations.me/konosuba/

Is he a threadonly?

Just about every anime should have at least one of those.

This is the best one

apparently, only passing by

ty

its time to write your own self-insert user-kun

Wrong pic

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I don't like the saggy boobs. I much prefer them firm.

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Kazuma is my self insert, no need.

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s-source?

Aqua's also noticeably sag when she's in her pajamas iirc

You didnt ate the bait, you devoured it. Congrats

What bait?

SEX MACHINE

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I want to rest on those hips

At least an entire chapter should be spent on proving it.

Just make a canon chapter.

Is the Isekai Quartet fun if I've only seen Konosuba and Rezero?

Nah, its Kadokawa's cash grab to their other isekai

You know that will never happen, we only have doujins for that

It's alright, if you've managed to sit through the dumpster fire that is re:zero you'll probably like this.

anime only fag, who does Darkness rape? I really like Darkness but if she's going around raping guys who aren't Kazuma, I... I have to drop her. But she looks so cute and sexy in her casual wear, that dark outfit... And she's so bashful when Kazuma is forcing her to do stuff in the bath. What's the deal with Darkness really? She talks about wanting to get practically raped to death by the demon king but freezes up in an actual sexual scenario with Kazuma acting like a lecherous pervert demanding things of her.

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she's only saggy in the ugly kikuta anime designs

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too bad he's probably funnier and smarter than you

But Aqua's breasts are by far the hottest when she's in her night dress and they're sagging/flopping around...

She confessed to Kazuma and he declined her because he wanted to stay loyal to Megumin. For whatever reason that didnt suit her and attempted to rape Kazuma. Megumin saved him before anything happened and since then Kazuma sees her with less lusty eyes than before.
Guess that "i want to be raped" was a real deal and not just all talk.

But according to this she wasn't *being raped* she wanted to *rape him* and by him I mean the man she apparently just confessed to.

She tried to rape Kazuma when they were handcuffed together for 24 hours (unrelated events concerning Kazuma trying to evade paying taxes). She didn't really know how to do it tho so while Kazuma was panicking and callng for help he gave her a few pointers/advice then Megumin saves him

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Dunno, it could be both ways around her really. If she had the balls to do it maybe thats what her unconscious brain wanted to do.

ESL? darkness tried to rape Kazuma after he rejected her... what's not to understand?

Oh and just before she started, she confessed to Kazuma but he rejected her for Megumin as this user said

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the poster said "guess I want to be raped wasn't all talk" in reference to Darkness trying to rape a man she's apparently in love with, which is very different from both saying and then actually really *wanting* to be brutally raped by the demon king, difference between taking and receiving and the context of who is involved is major there.

But she did confess love to Kazuma beforehand? I find that most interesting because I only knew that Megumin ever did that, but in the anime Darkness is by far the only who seems most inclined to like Kazuma. I mean, I guess Megumin and Kazuma always have explosion magic. Like Casablanca.

Right.

Well, I think generally saying she's a "rapist" as if to mean she forcefully wants to take cock from anyone versus ineptly trying to rape Kazuma after telling him she loves him and him rejecting her, that's very different.

>bunnysuit cups that are a bit too big

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Megumin and Meguminfags so disgusted me I never read, watched, or learned anything about Konosuba until Isekai Quartet. She's so obviously not the best girl it just boggles the mind that there are so many people with shit taste on this imageboard.

I think he meant that she wanted to rape, not the other way around based on what i said here at the endHe aint ESL

You are the one with disgusting taste. Also nobody asked your opinion, get out.

>I guess Megumin and Kazuma always have explosion magic
Megumin and Kazuma have a LOT of content in the books and spinoff mangas where they turn anyone into a Kazumin fag. There's a reason all the people who've read the LN's up to now all are celebrating the pair

Wrong. Goddesses should not sag.

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Darkness took to much time to confess to him. Megumin rapidly escalated the MCbowl before her.
Also dont get it wrong, it was pretty much intended rape, even if she didnt do it fully.

>I never read, watched, or learned anything about Konosuba until Isekai Quartet
>She's so obviously not the best girl

As expected of a phoneposter, making conclusions based on a spinoff Kadokawa ad with different writers that butchured the original characters

Megumin is so cute!

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uh oh

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Balloons don't belong on chests

Would (You), yes (You) do it?

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what about it?

It doesn't boggle my mind at all personally, but I'm also a lover of all three and torn on who my personal best is. I err towards Darkness > Megumin > Aqua. Honestly I kind of love basically every major character in the series, and all three main girls are really wonderful (Aqua is indeed last, but still counted and I still find her very charming in her own way). I can't be mad that Megumin ended up being canon.

I'm very glad Darkness isn't going around raping random adventurers and was instead only desperately attempting to ineptly rape the man she loves. The difference is universes apart.

Then it's interesting how they seemed to focus on Darkness. I mean Kazuma is always disgusted by her perversions but there seemed to be lots of little quiet talking moments between them.

Aqua sagging makes her more of a goddess. Floppy titty Aqua is best Aqua, she looks so much more endearing in her pajamas lounging around.

Open mouth tongue kissing is one of the hottest sexual/romantic acts.

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There is not a single millimeter of Megumin I would allow to go unwashed.

I would do it then after we finnished "accidently" (wink wink) break it to her that I thought it was a dream as well

Yeah same but my tongue instead of soap and water.

>they
Anime directors are nothings, they cut out half of the megumin-kazuma stuff from season 2. but to be fair kazumin only starts in the upcoming movie (god I hope they don't butcher it)

Just 2 more inches!!!!!

Here is Kazuma rejecting Darkness

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They focused on Darkness because the adapted volumes of the anime were indeed Darkness volumes.
If anything the focus was on Aqua the most. She has extra scenes and dialogue for no aparent reason other than the lead animator

>they like megumeme because she's smoll
>two more years and she'll be an old hag
then what? do you dump her for her little sister?

Komekko is cute, but she is nothing compared to her sister

I'm pretty sure there was an official manga chapter dedicated to this, but it might have been in a spin-off.

MEGUMIN A CUTE

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>Aqua has extra scenes and dialogue for no aparent reason
>for no aparent reason
some of you people are as dense as it gets, eh?

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Ah man that's actually heartbreaking. And the rape?

I already told you countless times why she appears in every promotional poster and material.
What are you doing here anyway? Your shitposting is always the same it doesnt surprise anybody.

Not that guy, but, I think that basically everyone on this board is smarter than Kazuma. Of course the stupidity of him and the people around him is played for laughs but if a truly autistic and rational person got to go to the Konosuba world they could wreck shit

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drama cd, if I remember correctly, they used a Wiz's shop item that transports you for like 2 hours and then you'll loose all your majour memories of it (how convenient). Kazuma went back to delete his porn and I think Megumin descretly blows up a coffee shop. She's a real terrorist

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It is too long to screencap but I can give you the link. Here. About halfway down

cgtranslations.me/2017/12/08/konosuba-v12-chapter-3/

>for no aparent reason other than the lead animator
>implying the lead animator gets to decide the script
>implying the lead animator gets to do anything that isn't corroborated by market research
Retard.

Not only the lead animator, but the lead animation team has a cult for Aqua, it has been known since the first season. They convincied the director to put more scenes of Aqua.
You can read the first volumes and compare it to the anime if you want to.

Kazumin is disgusting and I hate it.

Kazuma is the exclusive property of Lalatina.

Kazutina is disgusting and I hate it.

Kazuma is the exclusive property of Megumin

Just because the animation team likes her doesn't mean there can't possibly be another reason why there is a focus on her. In fact, I think you'll find that producers don't give a shit about what their team's opinion is.

>I'm sorry. I already have someone in my heart.

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Look man, i dont know how they did it, but the prove is there. Kikuta has publicly anounced multiple times that he and his team have her as her favorite character, and comparing them to the source material she gets more scenes.

maybe in a typical studio but this is fucking DEEN we're talking about. They are basicly a bunch of animators that grew up in the japanese equivalent of the Newgrounds culture and they work in a garage

That sounds fucking awesome. Better than being a literally slave at A-1 or something.

Sure. But the animation comes AFTER the script. The extra scenes had to be written and completed, along with the rest of the script, before the animation team even got started.
Rather than a bias from members of the animation team, I think the real reason aqua got more scenes is because someone way higher up placed their bets on her being most popular girl (which makes sense considering she's the first of the protagonist girls to be introduced) and therefore events transpired as they have. Perhaps market research indicated aqua was actually the most popular among people newly exposed to the series, and they based their decision on that. I just don't think the animation team can be blamed.

You guess is as well as mine then, Kikuta has a school behind him and has a bit of renown. He might have influenced something about it.
Then again, if the popularity thing was trur, the poll held back before S2 aired placed Megumin as first and Aqua as 4th, yet the advertisment for the second season and the movie all have Aqua as the main centre of attraction.

Not so fast.

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Nobody cares about that ship, not even Kazuma himself

That's what makes it so powerful.

Not really no

>>helpful magic
Understatement of the century there.

definityly, and the animators at DEEn are very outgoing about how nice it is to work there

You'll see.

This is why Eris is a better goddess than Aqua.

Eris pads her breasts

I could list all the reasons why she is a lost cause. If you said that 4 volumes ago i would've believed you

>implying the LNs are canon

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Dozo

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It's still shipping retard

What will Chomusuke's first humanoid form be like?
Loli?
Average peasant girl with some meat on the bones?
Wiz?

hence the term 'canon ship' doesn't exist, right?

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>“I don’t know when it happened, but you eventually slipped outside of my strike zone. Although you have been lazing around doing nothing of importance and drinking all day recently… I don’t know when, but you no longer feel like the sort of trashy man that I liked.”
>“… I like you. At first because you were scummy and I liked scumbags, so it was a perfect fit. However, as time went on… my type shifted to just you. No matter what you turn into, I would always like you.”
what the fuck this is as good as or better than Megumin's confession, she is literally saying her entire preference in men shifted to "you and solely you"

It was a great confession. Then she ruins it.

Id rather have Megumin's. She described Kazuma perfectly, stating his flaws and his boons. Never did she say something about his appearance, it was all about his personality.
She genuenly loves him for who he is and the decitions he made, just like the other way around.

Loli Wolbach.

I wish this fuckable thief goddess had more art.

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i dont feel it as deep as with megu

How does Darkness even ruin it? She tries to "rape" him while he lectures her very clearly on how to do so for several paragraphs tutoring her in how to rape like an H-game while repeatedly ignoring any opportunity to potentially get away and even pointing out said opportunities for her to correct.

Also Megumin literally confessed LAST night? With that in mind it seems much less like love for Megumin and more beta hikki neet gets first confession from girl in his entire life and now 24 hours later he's as much in love with her as she is him and won't betray her (probably partly large in part because he doesn't want to break her heart after making said first-confession-of-his-life). The psychology of this reads like an open book...

Still, I'm fine with Megumin, but this all only made me like Darkness more than I already did, to my elated surprise. I'll probably finally give these a read, they're pretty enjoyable. Never read a light novel before.

Darkness lists off all his accomplishments and his unique sense of right/wrong/justice and indomitable nature.

Darkness saying that from a self-insert POV hit me hard but Megumin's hit me hard because it was the first confession I read and had accompanying imagery. Also he de facto accepted and there wasn't the comedy/ecchi of "rape".

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>Also Megumin literally confessed LAST night?
Huh? no you got it wrong. Megumin confessed in volume 9, this is volume 12. There are a few months between confessions.
The thing is that Megumin and Kauma werent really anything after their confession, they were too embarrased to do anything so they called it quits.
In this volume Megumin is tired of waiting and puts an ultimatum to Kazuma, were he accepts and kinda become a couple.

>Darkness lists off all his accomplishments and his unique sense of right/wrong/justice and indomitable nature.
I guess its subjective then. I feel like stating your personality and how you act is better than your accomplishments, but you do you.

correction, Kazuma can't bring himself to delete his porn. he is then forced back, leaving his computer wide open with his entire porn collection open for his family to see.

>Never did she say something about his appearance, it was all about his personality.
So it was a generic as fuck, sterile, cliche Japanese confession?

"I like you because you're hot and you treat me like garbage" is better, more realistic, more heartfelt, more heartwarming, more interesting, more entertaining, and has more literary merit than basically every single anime / manga confession ever written.

Basically what said.
And i can assure you he does really feel something for Megumin, even back then in volume 5 he started to get excited with her around.
He even gets jelous when she is with other people, all that happening before Darkness confession.

If you think it that way thats kinda sad. Id rather have a girl telling me that she likes me for who I am and not because "im hot". Thats super stale and lame.

Having a girl genuenly stating what she likes about you is a great feeling. Way better than complimenting you for your appearance.

i want to smell megumin

>implying those confessions are less truthful and heartwarming

>"I like you because you're hot and you treat me like garbage"
gross

And Darkness' confession was "I thought I'd like you because you're my type which is someone slobby who treats me like garbage BUT [you shaped up and accomplished a lot and are even better and are now my new preferred type]"

My concerns with Darkness being a masochistic whore eager to get raped by any foul creature were ablated because she literally just stated his personality and accomplishments were enough to change her.

>My concerns with Darkness being a masochistic whore eager to get raped by any foul creature were ablated
Ughhh you might wanna keep reading. Even in the same volume she encounters some orcs and a tentacle monster and wants them to hit her and rape her.

What is the most naughty thing that Megumin has knowledge of?

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Her mom probably gave her all kinds of knowledge, whether she wanted to hear it or not. She probably know more than all of us.

kazuma's holy excalibur

How you look is part of who you are. You honestly telling me you'd like to be around a girl who goes "oh you're nice and you're fun to talk to and you're always there for me and i think you're funny and even though you can be selfish at times you make up for it with your courage and oh by the way you're the ugliest person i've ever met". You say that makes you feel good? All I can say is you're a masochist.

Love is fucking shallow, dude. It's a beautiful flower whose seed was planted because she wore a tight shirt one day. Loving someone for their "personality" or their "heart" is no fucking less shallow than loving someone for their looks.

oh for fucks sake

then again I mean, she was already rejected by him, so...

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Woah you seriously sound like an asshole if you genuenly believe that. Holy fuck thats really sad.

I really wish you get a companion some day and he or she makes you change that shitty attitude

kek based
nonetheless that's a really horrible way of thinking

Physicality and sexual attraction is the first factor involved and also an important one but "personality" or "heart" being just as shallow a considered factor as something surface level and for the most part entirely out of their control is... kind of a ridiculous notion. It would be less ridiculous a proposition of you just suggested they're no inherently better a reason, but even then...

But yeah to suggest they're on the same level is kind of ludicrous when personality and "heart" is something chosen, or worked on. Beyond staying in shape and grooming, your physicality is not something that requires being worked on at all.

She literally wrote "holy sword excalibur" on Kazuma's dick with a permanent marker, user.

Kazuma has a little dick, right? That's why Aqua made the face she did?

Used to, but apparently a doctor "fixed" his dick

Do you even understand the point of what I'm saying? I don't mean that love is bad, or that being shallow is bad, or that saying "I love you for your heart" is meaningless. I'm saying it has as much meaning as saying "I love you for your body". Which is to say a lot - it's fucking love, it means something, it's worthwhile. But painting over it with all this flowery nonsense DOES make it worthless. Acting like it's this transcendent concept that surpasses physicality is just lame, generic, and boring. If someone likes someone because they're hot, that is so much more new and interesting than liking someone because they're fucking nice to your or whatever, which has been done a million times before.

Hell, love is the thing created by the weight of time. It has nothing to do with looks or personality. It's about the time you spend together, day after day. It means so much more than simple checklists of "traits" the other person has. You're lowering love to the level of fucking grocery shopping.

>your physicality is not something that requires being worked on at all.
>but your heart and personality is
What is this shit? Your physicality, heart, and personality are all created by the aggregate of the decisions you make in your life. The guy who goes running every day to keep in shape, his effort is worth any less than the guy who studies every day to improve his grades, or the guy who goes out every day to meet new people, or the guy who practices saying nice things to himself in front of the mirror?

If anything, your heart and personality are LESS under your control than your looks. (although I don't want to get into determinism and shit here)

The movie "Aliens" exists in the universe of Konosuba? Movies exist in the universe of Konosuba?

If some guy has a fucked up nose or is 5'6 or a tiny dick it is literally completely out of control (yeah go get a nosejob bro, or do that height extension where they break your legs and put steel rods in).

Kazuma is a virgin and probably think biggest is bestest. When he finally pulls out that 12 incher she's going to be terrified.

I wont argue with someone that puts the love of someone's body over something more meaningful than personality.
Not reading anything you'll say because i know you are wrong.
Really sad people like you actually exist.

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Between the campfire chat, the second night at the parents, the 120 point explosion, the return from Iris, the love confession at the hotsprings, the friends to lovers night, the second stay at the parents that almost ended in sex, the panties incident. I knew she had it.

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Wow, what if they pretended Yunyun wasn't there and mutually masturbated each other in the bushes while they watched? Gross.

No, they dont exist. Aqua knows about Japan and the modern word, just like Eris.
In fact in some past volume Aqua finds out a GameBoy and the crew play with it sometimes.

Not necessarily small, just below average.

Doctor probably gave him priapism.

When is the next season, OVA, or movie? Is there even anything announced?
I don't give a shit about Quartet.

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movie is in august. unknown at this time if it will be viewable outside of japan at first release.

Maybe a collaboration will happen or we may be waiting months for a blue ray release or later US theater showing.

If the movie does well though season 3 will more than likely happen. As it stands season 3 is likely and if the movie is released worldwide then it is all but guaranteed.

you forgot the volume 14 incident with the robot ninja, wasted kazuma and both kazuma and megumin sharing a prison cell for the night

movie trailer and it has subtitles if you turn on captions
youtu.be/kIjsxK4A-OQ

megu confession was vol 9, not in that vol

romance fucked Konosuba. The party dynamic had no room for this cringe and this series could have gone as a classic with all members being icons of their own quirks but popularity poll shilling was too tempting.

Found the anime only

You havent read the LN, have you

^ this

>If some guy has a fucked up nose or is 5'6 or a tiny dick it is literally completely out of control (yeah go get a nosejob bro, or do that height extension where they break your legs and put steel rods in).
Okay but if someone has a genetic predisposition to gambling addiction that's also beyond their control and it's going to ruin their life far more than being short or ugly ever will.

Personality is action. If a person does nice things, we call that a nice personality, we attribute it to something within them, but in reality we are attracted to the physicality, the things they accomplish, and we simply allow ourselves to be deluded into thinking that we are attracted to something higher. That isn't to say that there isn't something higher within them, within all of us, but that it is certainly not the thing we become attracted to.

>again with the popularity poll bullshit

When are people gonna fucking learn that the popularity poll hapenned AFTER Megumin's confession?
Holy fuck you are retarded, the poll was made to see who gets a spinoff series, which happens to be Megumin, Chris and Iris.

Go to the top of a fucking building and off yourself.

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@189384108 (You)

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Jesus konosuba was much better when it didn't revolve a around ship fagging

>samefagging this hard
Do you even know what the IP count is?

That was a different guy you mouthbreather

How many metric tons of tnt does a single megumin explosion have?

>more than 1 minute between replies
>same kind of sentence
>no proof that you arent samefagging
KEK

this is gay

you're gay

I do agree that Konosuba diverged a lot from the parody it started as when they had Kazuma legitimately form a little harem of his own.

its because they have to earn their victory with massive handicaps. The slime gets every victory handed to him on a silver platter and the shield hero only started in a bad spot.

What about it? the comedy is as strong as ever and the plot is super entertaining.
People saying that romance ruindet it are baiting and have never read the novels.

Ohh yeah

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Men of impeccable taste.

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Does it translate as John Aristotle Phillips in english? Because his wiki article is the first thing that pops up when I look up the bomber majin. Apparently he tried to make a nuclear bomb while he was a student.

I'm pretty sure it's just a Japanese pun

>Mentions IP count
>Asks for a proof we're different

Make up your mind newfag

I think the romance is decent for what is it but the platonic approach fit all the girls better than any of the nonsense. In a way, it was more or less the best way to generate drama considering the story setting and formula.

You can't make such shift in tone without committing is basically why I say it's ruined. Just make it main-romance/side-comedy to clear up where this drama is heading instead of constant jumping from the old style to the new style.

>Make up your mind newfag
I meant that the fucking ip count didnt go up, brainlet, another reason why you are samefagging

Posting Ultra Yunyun Bulli

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Kazumin is fine. Look at the worst recent volumes: 12 and 13. What do they have in common? Drama between Darkness and Megumin for Kazuma. Before that the tone didnt change at all, and if you think otherwise you are a speedreader. Right now the last two volumes (14, 15) have been amazing, even when the romance stuff because Darkenss drama finally stopped. I agree that the series became downhill at the drama part, but that wasnt remotely for KazumaXMegumin. not even close.

4/4 Enjoy the read

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Disagreed
I'd rather have Kazuma choose a partner, even if it's not Megumin than a harem ending. That shot would be so boring and dull, thank god the series revitalized after the romance plots.

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One more before I go to bed. Pudding bulli

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She's such a lovely girl, have something I cropped some weeks ago but never posted.
Good night, user.

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I would never suggest removing Megumin's dress and licking her tiny body all over, nibbling her neck and kissing her adorable little nipples. Only a heartless monster would think about her cute girlish mouth and tongue wrapped around a thick cock slick with her saliva, pumping in and out of her mouth until it erupts, the cum more than her little throat can swallow. The idea of thick viscous semen overflowing, dribbling down her chin over her flat chest, her tiny hands scooping it all up and watching her suck it off her fingertips is just horrible. You're all a bunch of sick perverts, thinking of spreading her smooth slender thighs, cock poised at the entrance to her pure, tight, virginal pussy, and thrusting in deep as a whimper escapes her lips which are slippery with cum, while her small body shudders from having her cherry taken in one quick stroke. I am disgusted at how you'd get even more excited as you lean over her, listening to her quickening breath, her girlish moans and gasps while you hasten your strokes, her sweet pants warm and moist on your face and her flat chest, shiny with a sheen of fresh sweat, rising and falling rapidly to meet yours. It is truly nasty how you'd run your hands all over her tiny body while you violate her, feeling her nipples hardening against your tongue as you lick her chest, her neck and her armpits, savoring the scent of her skin and sweat while she trembles from the stimulation and as she reaches her climax, hearing her cry out softly as she has her first orgasm while that cock is buried impossibly deep inside her, pulsing violently as an intense amount of hot cum spurts forth and floods through her freshly-deflowered pussy for the first time, filling her womb only to spill out of her with a sickening squelch. And as you lie atop her flushed body, she murmurs breathlessly, then her fingers dig into your back as she feels your cock hardening inside again.

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die

thanks for the sage fagget

What exactly am I looking at here?

quicksand?

Is she alive?

sure

Is this some kinda snuff-footfetish thing?

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welp nevermind
then

I really don't know how megufags can delude themselves so hard.
Kazuma wasn't struggling at all during Darkness's "rape" attempt. His "resistance" was token and both Darkness and megumeme knew this as well (pic related, Kazuma talking about how hard he "resisted" and instantly btfo). "oh noez don't rape me what a shame but hurry up and do this, also use your tongue"

1 day after he fell in "love" with megu and already cheating LUL

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Nice bait m8
Im gonna clarify some things since you seem a speedreader.

We never say that Kazuma feels bad about the rape situation. He is more or less stargazed about all the events that happened in a few minutes. Is he cheating on her? No, in fact there have been other 3 opportunities (made by Darkness, not Kazuma) where he could cheat on Megumin with Darkness without anybody noticing, yet he didnt do it.

Now, this is what gives away your bait
>1 day after he fell in "love" with megu and already cheating LUL
He fell in love with Megumin by volume 9, the rape scene is in volume 12. By that time in the story several weeks have happened and have only reafirmed their emotions towards each other.

Now to finalize, now in the story Darkness learned her place, and doesnt try to interfere in their relationship anymore, she just gave up.
Now would you kindly get the fuck out?

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Based
How can meguhaters even recover?

LUUUL nice try champ, it would seem YOU are the speedreader
See pic related from the same chapter!
You megufags are really going to be disappointed in the future, I feel bad for you delusional retards

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He didn't love her until volume 12
I feel you you are intentionally spreading misinformation along with outrageous inflammatory to make Kazumin look bad.

Pretty sure you are Aqua loser running psyops.

i think quite a few pro kazumin posts in this thread have been exaggerated that way, they seem unreal almost as if they are fake
is it a co-incidence the aqua thread popped up an was linked here? probably not
Aquafags have us running in circles

You are the cocky one are you?
What is funny to me is that you probably only have read that part of the novel because someone posted the link earlier, anyway

Here is an script of volume 9, here Kazuma is starting to feel something for her.

To put you in context after they confessed in volume 9 they decided to not be anything afterwards since they were dying of embarrasment and didnt want the town to find out. They finally decided in vol 12 to be a couple.
The time between 9 and 12 they still felt love for each other
You are a speedreader as well it seems

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>stargazed
Not really he was giving her clear advice while pretending to complain and struggle
>He fell in love with Megumin by volume 9
Speedreader
>now in the story Darkness learned her place, and doesnt try to interfere in their relationship anymore, she just gave up
Nope, even in the same chapter Megumin accepts that she likes Kazuma and praises her for speaking to him about it. Megumin also says they are not a exclusive couple and that he can be with whoever he chooses. Now get BTFO and shut up

I can assure you that most are real tho some are exaggerated, that i can agree with.
About the Aquathread i have no idea why was posted here. I even questioned him but no anwser.

>Not really he was giving her clear advice while pretending to complain and struggle
And anything happened? Again if he wanted to have sex with her she wouldve done that by now
>Speedreader
See post above
>Nope, even in the same chapter Megumin accepts that she likes Kazuma and praises her for speaking to him about it. Megumin also says they are not a exclusive couple and that he can be with whoever he chooses. Now get BTFO and shut up
By now in the story I was referring to the more newer volumes, not the same fucking volume.

Really weak bait champ.

Nice early snip before dialogue that proves you wrong and nice try champ
You think you're fooling anyone? Looks like your other points just got demolished too, you must be seething Aquafaggot

t. animeonly

Here's the continuation, if you so wish to see it.
There would be no need if you actuallyr read the LN, but you only read the script of a chapter from vol 12 which gives right away that you are only trolling, champ

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Sure thing ;

>no arguments
>sure sure buddy, im right cause i only read a script of one chapter
Guess i win then. Goodnight, champ

Keep going tiger, post some more ;) Lets see the part that proves you wrong?
I'd post but happy to let you stew, I'm going to let you simmer and BTFO you in an upcoming thread have fun in this sandpit champo

Let me see the part and I will debunk it as I have been the last replies. Let me see it champ.

Just remember Aqua and Megumin anons, Darkness had his first kiss. Too bad!

To be fair she did it without him noticing, but at the end of the day the one who get the guy is Megumin.

>im gonna BTFO you in an upcoming thread because I already got BTFO by your arguments
Never change Yea Forums

>anime only thinks he can win an argument against a LN reader
Meguhaters are probably the lowest forms of human beings

get a load of this fucking guy

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very lewd

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kek

Also who was the retarded user who agreed on that shitposter about Kazuma starting to love her in volume 12? Do you fags skip the Kazumin scenes or what?

I just always thought the best joke in the series was that every girl was so awful that Kazuma would never want to waifu any of them, kind of like a parody of how the MC in every isekai never wants to waifu any of his harem of 10/10 girls

Thats character progression for you.

he still thinks aqua and darkness are awful. he just got used to megumin's shenanigans the most.

author description is what if megumin cast exprosion in a bad spot, went limp and fell into quicksand

DRAGON SLAVE!

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FIST!

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based, Aqua wins

at least I can dream of my waifu hahaha...

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Looks like a girl who gets raped in Rustle.

I'm trying to find a doujin guys. It has megumin cofess her love on the first page of it.

Good reminder that no shipping will matter after end of this month! Great frog feast is coming!
Just saw latest preview from artist and it's shaping good.

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Agree

Shield becomes a multidimensional god that makes Ainz look like a lv 1 newbie

I knew clicking on this thread so early in the morning was a bad idea

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Why do they force this borderline retarded pedobait as a MCbowl winner?

dis is medieval time
and stuff was more lax back them

>force

Kek that is where you are wrong kiddo.

Give me a sensible reason to why animes that are widely popular, are obviously unfinished and still have material to work from like konosuba or re:zero and others just stop

That's actually an easy answer.

Kadokawa hates money.
It's why they killed off Kemono Friends, and cancelled Haruhi S3.

She has some amazing clit-sucking doujins though.

That sounds like bullshit but I will believe it. I mean did something like konosuba drop a meaningful amount of popularity/viewership/merch pushing in S2 and it was not possible to have the people involved do it for less money, which could be a reason but one I doubt happened until I see proof of the contrary.
Because I doubt they figured, hey this is good right now but we might run it into the ground so lets stop before it gets bad when faced with money.

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Kemono Friends was a dead in the water project but magically became the success it was by the staff. Then Kadokawa came in and was all "Okay, we doomed you to failure but since you're successful, we're going to interfere and change everything." The staff went "What the fuck, come on" and Kadokawa fired them all for insubordination.

Have you ever played Portal 2? You know how when you listen to Cave Johnson ramble for a while, you realise that everything he has done so far with Aperture Science was just his way of selling furniture because he used to be a furniture salesman. He talks about science and advancement and all that shit and the only thing he sees in the portal gun's future is to sell fucking shower curtains. Kadokawa is like that. They don't give a fuck about anime and money, they just want to sell their light novels. So if a series doesn't have a new book coming out, they just basically treat it as dead weight. No promotions, no new anime, no attempts to keep interest going, etc. Just straight up kill it. Hence, no Haruhi anime because the Haruhi author basically went AWOL since he wrote himself into a corner and he has too much money already.

But Konosuba is still ongoing, so why no Konosuba anime? Well the problem is two-fold. First is that Kadokawa has a crippling disease where they just say no to successful things so they have zero motivation to make a S3. Also Konosuba was good because DEEN spent like a year on each season (along with Rakugo) instead of the usual 12-eps-in-16-weeks anime production crunch resulting in the usual trash-quality garbage they are notorious for. In order for a Konosuba S3 to come out, Kadokawa needs to pull their heads out of their asses, and also convince DEEN to put in the same amount of effort again, assuming DEEN isn't booked on other projects for the next however many seasons.

Or people didn't want a love relationship in a series where the creative male x female narrative is entirely one based on humour?

Well that explains more. And here we are, made to suffer on a ride that never ends.

To stimulate LN sales and make merch to sell.

Considering S1 and 2 of Konosuba only occupied 4 vol of the LN and the movie is adopting Vol 5 they could easily do Vol 6 and 7 in another season. The problem however is Konosuba starts actually having a storyline and Kadokawa always fucks that up the ideal way would be

S1=Vol 1,2
S2=Vol 3,4
Movie=Vol 5
S3(12 ep)=Vol 6,7,8
Movie=Vol 9
S4 (20ep)=10,11,12,13,14
Movie/spinoff series= Explosions Spinoff LN

But I'm not going to god my breath. I know I'll have to read the LN to finish the series.

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She is the most sane out of 3.

Will the movie have lots of bullying?

Never attribute to malice what can be attributed to incompetence.
>jap megacorp
>competent managers

even though she is usually referred to as the most insane one in actuality she rather close to a typical person.

cgtranslations.me/2019/06/15/continued-explosions-2-chapter-2/

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I would give you that point if the comedy revolved around both of them the entire time, thing is not even an entire chapter every volume focuses on the 2.

>force
>10+ volumes of slow development is """"force""""
This is why anime onlies are cancer

Aqua is the greatest!

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You do know that there is still plenty of humor between Kazuma and the 3 girls even when one of them is his girlfriend, dont you?

>Vanir and Cecily had sex
I ship them

>no one will ever love you as much as megumin loves kazuma

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megufags are the absolute lowest lifeforms

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Retard

No one asked your opinion shithead

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No, it will have lots of love

>no one will ever love you as much as kazuma loves megumin

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Joke's on you, I'm married to a sweet cinnamon bun.

C

Based.

I'm pretty sure Aqua is the Yea Forums appeal girl and Megumin is the Reddit/sheep appeal girl. Since I saw polls saying the latter is the 4th most popular anime girl of the season, I'm pretty sure my assumption is correct.

>im pretty sure my baseless speculation is correct
>leddit spacing
And this is why people cant take Aquafaggots seriously, not even if they are legit.

>leddit spacing
And there we have it. The Megumin Redditor took the bait. Only you Redditors think that empty line spacing was created by you. You literally have to be a braindead Redditor for something like that to even cross your mind.

People have been posting like that before you were even born, you pathetic mentally ill manchild.

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In my honest opinion, I think Aqua and Kazuma have more chemistry between them.

A bit like when you have something that bothers you, and said something goes away. You consider it a good riddance but soon after loneliness settles in.

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Look.

I completely fried this kid's brain.

This is the best he can come up with as a response.

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If by chemistry you mean banter then it is the same with all the girls
>A bit like when you have something that bothers you, and said something goes away. You consider it a good riddance but soon after loneliness settles in.
Again, he feels the same way with every girl of his gang

SEETHING this is what Yea Forums voted for

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There was a poll for nips only before the series became popular. Megumin was already popular.
Keep seething please.

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URL or fuck off

strawpoll.com/7s19we1r

user who posted the chart, thanks based user for the backup. We need to show these Aquafags their place.

strawpoll.me/17940873

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Also here is the OG thread where the poll was first posted in case you have doubts
>desuarchive.org/a/thread/184551376/#184556665
Fuck off Tsun.

Shut up Aqua, the Axis cult is trash. Eris Order for life.

>google the link
>it was reposted on Reddit
yikes

I literally googled it and it has no leddit results
Stop lying.

uh huh
>/u/ MasonCooper.
>23 days ago

The poll was made in february, and even in the thread I posted before it has the final results.

Even if it was reposted in leddit 20 days ago it still has the same results as the thread shows.

Please champ, you have to go back, you dont belong here.

>Reddit spacing
Yea Forumsqua wins again

>powforums
Are you new to the internet? Do you even know that powforums have nothing to do with leddit and are a backup of Yea Forums threads?

...

>posting this unironically
Guess you're the one who's new to the internet

At this point you dont even know what you are talking about and you are pretending to know everything.
Get out, you are embarrasing yourself

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>linking me to my post
Nice try.

You're the one who posted by the way, from another device.

So you confirmed that you are the one who says leddit spacing doesnt exist yet accuses faggots of doing so?
Nice, I guess I win then. Thanks for confirming you are retarded.

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No, I'm using your standards against you. That's allowed, because you are a Redditor.

Megashitters BTFO

Nah, you are trying to justify your autism. Nonetheless the point is that Yea Forums loves Megumin and I gave you proof of it. Thanks for reafirming it

>Nah, you are trying to justify your autism. Nonetheless the point is that reddit loves Megumin and I gave you proof of it. Thanks for reafirming it
No problem.

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Why are these threads so hostile?

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Meguhaters cant accept the truth that she is the winner and try to challenge everyone. They all get BTFO so its normal.

Megudditors get very angry when you call them out. You can insult them as much as you want, but call out their place of origin and watch as they recoil in horror.

Now kiss.

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I honestly dont see why people started saying she is a leddit waifu. Just because she is popular? She is popular in Yea Forums as well so thats not really a point.
Makes me wonder if any of the other girl were jus as popular as her if you all wouls say the same.

You are literally publicly shamed for being a misogynist if you say you like Aqua. probably

Publicly shamed of being a misogynist where? Ive never seen that. You seem to make stuff up for the sake of your argument.

On reddit

>believe me bro im telling the truth
Yeah no, you either give me proof or get out on top of that you are a plebbitor

>Publicly shamed of being a misogynist where?
twitter or something
place seems to bring out the worst in people.

>Yunyun 2nd
>Chris above Lalatina
Based

t.actual redditor - only a redditor wouldn't believe claims about reddit

Yeah, but you'd be called a misogynist for liking bagels on Twitter so that doesn't matter.

Even if thats true what does that have to do with Megumin being a leddit waifu? Anyone can call you whatever they want in the internet, not only Megutards

never got the appeal of this ship

Its cute and teenage love. You dont have to think about it too much.

It's not really a ship until volume 5 where they get to the point of digging into and accepting each other's faults.

>not sure if bait or actual retarded
thats, thats not how it works user.

>imagine getting a cold
>Yunyun is your friend and she found you are sick
>Yunyun come to your home and take care fo you
>she prepare for you chicken soup and place wet cloths on your forehead

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Not your thread fagget, dont pour your autism here.

>Yunyun is your friend
no she isn't , and i'd set the record straight if she tried insinuating that she is.

Yea Forums has excellent taste

What do you guys I should do first? Read the manga or the LN? And which do you like better?

cope

LN, the manga is shit, poorly drawn and nobody translates it.

LN for the main series. Manga for Megumin's spinoff.

...

God I love those chapters where they break in places together so much

When does Megumin come in and start plowing me in front of Yunyun?

>Its cute and teenage love.
thats what I keep hearing,
but is the implication here that you're trying to relive what you missed out vicariously through them?

>plowing
I think you meant "riding" unless you want her to use a strapon.

Im not judging, if people like it because of that then what gives. I like that pairing because they are my favorite characters and seeing them together is great.
Their interactions are also cute and gives them more personality when they are in the intimacy.