Raphtalia drunk

Why didn't she rape Naofumi in her drunken stupor?

Not at 4 years old as she

it's actually pretty hard to get alcohol as an american kid unless you brew some hard cider.
a lot easier to get weed, mushrooms, ex, and lsd for some reason.

That armor dude fucked everything up.

>Shieldbro has a tanuki waifu
So he's into pegging? Japanese mythology has taught me that all tanukis are futas with comically large balls

im 25 and i never got drunk
i hate almost all forms of alcohol
rum is pretty good

Drinking age is only applicable to humans and not for xeno scum.

I got drunk for the first time at 23 when I was watching season 2 of Jojo (the one with AWAKEN MY MASTERS). It was pure euphoria.

I'm almost 30 now and a total alcoholic.

>old enough to fight and die for Israel
>not old enough to drink

>smoking, drinking, consuming energy drinks, or doing drugs at any age

>americans

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She's mentally underage, not physically. Actually, I'm not even sure she's mentally underage anymore.

The absolute state of amerilards

I remember one time when i was 6 or seven i was at my grandpa's house and i was thirsty it was summer.
I found a cold bottle of ouzo that i thought was water and gulped down as much as i could.
My dad claimed i was the happiest kid he had ever seen.

Let's see what her head looks like where her human ears would be.

I hate that no anime addresses or remotely acknowledges this conundrum with the exception of that horse girl one, which actually has girls who do not have the part of their head where their human ears would be universally covered by hair.

Would a medieval world care about such things?

I liked beer a lot when I was like 3. I don't even remember it, but my parents have told me I used to get drunk and drop on the floor laughing.

>Drunktalia goes into a drunken rage and rapes Naofumi.

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Naofumi-sama~~~

Their broadcasting laws might

The first time I got really drunk was when I was 21. I had alcohol at parties when I was 18 and 19 years old though.

Alcohol is shit. I don't see how people drink that stuff. Americans seem to think you can't socialize without downing a few beers.

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>drinking alcohol

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>It's mating time Naofumi-sama

>he thinks drinking under age is not unusual

Imagine fucking up your liver before you even reach 20. Even Japan has strict laws and taboos against it.

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You must be really fun at parties.

I thought pic related was the rapist

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Pretty much but it's obvious she unknowingly drunk an alcoholic beverage.

>implying that if you drink one time, you live will be ruined
ameritards being cucks as always

That is same with Finnish people.

Well not in here finland. I first got drunk when i was 17.

>but nobody listens

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>he thinks drinking under age is not unusual
It's not underage drinking because in most civilized countries the drinking age isn't fucking 21.
A normal drinking age is 16-18, please don't think Anglo-American puritanism is the norm everywhere else.

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>drinking age is 16-18
That's not to say people aren't drinking earlier than that, though.
We're just not sending teenagers to jail for drinking one beer with their parents when they're 15.

She's over level 18, its fine...
Demi-humans age as they level up & reach maturity, this is cannon in the Manga & Anime.

Incoming Big Tiddie lvl 50 Onee-sama Raphtalia saying Ara Ara to Naofumi-Kun when?

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It's really not that hard to have fun without drinking.

So which would be better in bed, loli or young adult

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Yes

God I wish they kept the messy hair when she got older

Never, because she's like 300 near the endgame and she hasn't turned into a tanuki hag.
Level = age stops whenever it's convenient for the plot.

...

IIRC in America (at least in some states) as long as your parents are giving you the drinks and you are drinking with them you can drink when underage

That or marital partner if they're above the limit too.

yes

Why are you assuming that anyone on Yea Forums goes to parties?

>americans
Americans are far from the heaviest drinkers. Very far.

Can confirm. Started drinking at 15. Am 20. Liver and kidneys are fucked.

We mainly get high at parties now.

Because it's never not just one time of course

HealthyChads BTFOing alcoholics

Japan is fucked, they throw people in prison for marijuana possession

>getting drunk
I dont get it. I mean I drink anything and partake in drinking games but I never get shitfaced, I never pass out. And I only drink when forced to, never alone or out of the enjoyment for it. I always stop and never have I even puked.

I really dont get it, youre basically fucking your own brains up and forfitting control.

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>implying that ridding society of degenerate stoners is a bad thing

Maybe some got forced to attend

How that is a bad thing?

Listen buddy, if everyone in the world was a 100 hour week salaryman and didn't have time to drink, do drugs or shit out babies and just watched anime things would be infinitely better.

there's alcohol at every party, or you can just ask someone older
but that's expecting too much from people on Yea Forums

22 here and have never drank alcohol.

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I'm almost a wizard and I have never one drank a single sip out of concern I'd kill myself in depression or go on an inhibition-less rampage of bottled up anger.

Bullshit, every party has a ton of alcohol and weed but anything more is scarce outside of things like raves, which have mostly adults at them

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imagine needing to drink alcohol to enjoy life.

Strong alcohol is overrated, it stings and isn't pleasant.
Beers and wine are alright.

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different people have different responses to getting drunk. personally if i drink in a social environment the elation i feel compels me to drink more and more until i end up throwing up and passing out with barely any memories of the previous night. if i'm alone and feeling bored or miserable or lonely drinking helps alleviate those feelings. ideally i'd never drink alone but i'm enough of a miserable fuck to warrant it.

be glad that you're a sensible person

Same.

I'm 27 and have never smoked, drank alcohol or done drugs and never will.

That's the fun part, you are truly free and happy.
Violent drunks are the worst.

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>nazi party is funded. Germany, 1920.

Ahem
FUCK SHIELDS
FUCK LITTLE SISTERS
AND FUCK RACCOONS

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based

BDSM when

Adult in a loli body

Reminder that this is how it will be when it is breeding time.

en.inkei.net/vagina/a/Naofumi!Raphtalia Hymen!20190613

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>spoiler
What the fuck is that

It is how a raccoon becomes a mommy

I wish I had a Vanessa GF

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getting drunk is haram.

>amerimutts confirmed pussies

fuck off back to /pol/ moralfaggot burger

But that's not kissing.

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Fuck off mudslime

Do you also brag about your virginity?

not till i was 18 actually, then again at 21 and because an alcoholic

good man, drugs suck

i went for the galaxy brain strat and did basically everything from DMT to MDMA and went straight edge when i turned 21

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>not tasting the difference from water after onr sip
probably also the stupidest he has ever seen

imagine not being able to control ones urges
I can only pity you ameritards

you do know our navy literally keeps you from starving? shut up

Why does everything have to be so extreme on this board? There's a middle ground between getting absolutely shitfaced and not tasting a single drop of alcohol in your life

I wanna do lewd stuff to Filo

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Here ya go Filo
en.inkei.net/vagina/a/Melty!Filo!20190613

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Oh shit you're right! Minors have NEVER been drunk in the history of mankind. Fucking Christ...

>Futa
No thank you. Here's the REAL shit
en.inkei.net/vagina/a/Naofumi!Filo!20190613

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>no hymen
>only 4 times

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Sauce? SauceNao gave me a futa Yumeko doujin

you dumb nigger, just search for shield hero shit on ex

Can we all stop and appreciate the fact that the king came inside of this body at least three times? Maybe more?

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8/10, not enough definition

started drinking at 12 and I'm 34 now and still drinking every weekend. I'm actually drunk right now. I won't tell you that it's harmless or anything, but you can abuse this drug for quite sometime without experiencing any consequences. Except for some regretful moments and hangovers of course.

If raphtalia was twice as forward with her feelings than just ambiguously saying it or in a roundabout way she might be able to get something out of naofumi. Most of the times she says "oh right that's how you are" or expecting naofumi to get it she's just shooting herself in the foot with a ballista. Then again, naofumi being dense about it doesn't help either.

I've never gotten drunk and I'm 30 years old. The most I've done is drink one glass of wine.

Naofumi would be a slightly better character if he wasn't oblivious to it.

I'm pretty sure he's aware, but he's trying to not break her heart as badly when he tries to go home after the waves are done.

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>wanting to go home
What a retard

If anything the scene with the kiss was what cemented rapht's daughter status for more than half of the series.

I'd rather sip a smooth single-malt than deal with the sugar drunk that comes with wine.

Between not being dead like the other 3 and being in a world that hated him until fairly recently, can you really blame him for not wanting to stay?

Until Milfu stepped in and made amends he was more than happy to just run off and let that place burn to the ground during the next wave.

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>can you really blame him for not wanting to stay?
Yeah, if I knew as much as he did when he first got there, I would have fucked out of that kingdom the second I had the money to.

like headpats and hand holding?

best girl right here

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>I would have fucked out of that kingdom the second I had the money to.
Yeah, about that...

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I don't think he knew there were other countries until the slave trader mentioned it to him, which was also the same time he found out there were other dragon hourglasses.

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He didn't know about either at that point since he was more concerned with surviving.

In the light novel is expanded upon, but he actually had a decent life back in a Japan, so between that and being made into a pariah it makes sense for him to want to return

>catching up because I'm a few weeks behind
>naofumi gives his big dramatic exit speech
>next episode
>he and the crew are just back

yeah okay, fuck off

This. I snuck a few sips when I was in highschool and had my first full bottle of beer when I was 19 but I didn't actually drink or get drunk until I was 21. It's the only smart way to do it.

I would kill to be put in a videogame-like world with a harem of cute loli girls. Even if I'm stuck with a lame weapon like a shield.

>Because it's never not just one time
you dont have self control or what? americans are fucking braindeads

People take up hardline stances against alcohol in order to rationalise their families essentially letting them loose on a drug they've built up no tolerance to at the age of 21.

So naturally, the moderate drinkers over play their drinking habits and the effect of not drinking, and point out that teetotals are closeted psychopaths who fear themselves becoming unconstrained.

This escalates for a while, and then you get two sides that'll have nothing to do with each other. See the Bible Belt for more details.

>>Drunktalia goes back and time and rapes the princess.
>she was the villian all along!
>WHAT A TWEEST~

The queen actually planned everything including raphtalia becoming naofumi's slave

What's your drink of choice Yea Forums?

I have this baby on ice with gingerale and lime. Sex in my mouth.

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I only drink on special occasions.

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY back in the day before they figured out boiling water made it clean to drink pretty much everyone drank beer of some kind.

en.inkei.net/vagina/a/Iwatani_Naofumi!Melty_Q_Melromarc!20190614

Descendants secured

Il try that tomorrow

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you can tell this chad redhead guy is banging his partner every day

>underage
she's like 19

What's Raphtalia's surname?

I have some homemade mead I break out every so often. Pretty good stuff, it's just expensive to get 3 gallons of honey every time I start a batch.

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She's literally ten, tertiary.

Got drunk for the first time when I was 16 during our school trip, bought a few beers from a guy outside a disco, also we'd wake up everyday and drink a few shots of vodka before the morning rehearsal.
Edgy as fuck

But becoming a soldier and dying in war is fine.

Chocolate milk and weed.

Most people are pogs and they dont send 18s or so to Iraq.

>Liver and kidneys are fucked.
That's hard to believe are you drunk every waking moment?

This. It's almost like civilians don't know what they are talking about. Plus married soldiers get usually get sent back first.

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Why didn't Raph rape Naofumi when he had his rage stolen by a dragon and he was checking her out?

Filthy subhumans get no surname Iwatani

She thought kissing was enough. Probably waited for that stork every morning too.

Where I'm from they start drinking and smoking in middle school I can't believe Americans actually wait until they are so old I bet they do it in secret way before that.

does Filo know how babies are made?

Drinking=/=binge drinking.

You can start making them when you have enough cowlicks, right?

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Hoh, it's been years since I've seen someone use that site.
I remember we had a thread about that when fun was allowed.

What chapter?

I want drunk Raphtalia to wall slams Naofumi and take his innocence.

Are you sure you don't mean this one?
en.inkei.net/vagina/a/Dog!Melty_Q_Melromarc!20190613

Why the fuck is this bitch still around? I thought she was supposed to be exiled and sent off to some fat king who rapes his wives to death.

Gin and Tonic, or beer (Keith's).

Medieval times. They didn't give a shit back then.

Being drunk is the best. I get drunk by myself all the time and I love it.

She still has her slave mark for a reason.

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Because you are a retard that doesn't need to lower his intelligence to interact with the other moronic idiots and have fun.
For the people with an IQ over 100 it is just fucking boring otherwise. You wouldn't understand, so just take my word for it.

She thinks you can get pregnant by kissing. She's still a child mentally.

Unironically not until I turned 21

Stop bullying us for never getting drunk you faggots

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But unlike Naofumi your life fucking sucks.

>Even if I'm stuck with a lame weapon like a shield
Shield bash was my favorite move in all of WoW.

Not trying to knock or disrespect anyone who did, Im just saying I chose not to.

so tired of the homemade mead meme

I'm the only one who drinks because I like it? I genuinely enjoy a cold beer in summer, not even with the intention of getting wasted.

Homeme mead.

I smoked pot once with some friends, but I never got drunk.

Apple juice and Gatorade

I stay away because what I've had tastes gross and I'm just not interested in trying more. Couldn't tell you why other fags are so against drinking.

she's over pw lvl21

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>nothing

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I only got drunk once and it was shit. All I remember is taking the longest piss of my life followed by a headache that left me spinning in bed, the antics I pulled while drunk included showing trap hentai to my friends at the bar and laughing my ass off while they looked at me as if I was trash. Worth it now that I think of it. Lmao

Kirkland spiced Rum
God I wish I was drunk
>he never got wasted and embarrassed himself
Missing out

Spot the Slav
Хватит искать смысл на дне бутылки, Николай

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Why did Naofumi let Raphtalia drink?

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Why not

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After the slow paced Pope arc which was stretched to 3 episodes, I'm glad they crammed all these chapters into this episode. The pacing was great.

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Fueee

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I didn't get ACTUAL drunk until I was 23.
It wasn't beer, it was half a bottle of Jack Daniels. Once your tongue goes numb, its sooth sailing.
Didn't drink a full beer until I was 19.
Beer is garbage, literal pissy bread water.
>You've probably only drank your pissy American beer.
No I've tried a little of each from other countries. It's all pissy bread water.
No point in drinking over half a gallon of something that tastes awful to get drunk.
I'd rather drink a dozen shots of something that tastes awful to get drunk than do that.

And getting drunk ain't that great either, and is frankly degenerate, inb4 /pol/.

Some of the most unfulfilling wanks are better than being drunk.

Now-a-days I never drink anything unless its tasty and its usually only as far as loosing me up after hours.

A faggy fruity low alcohol wine or chardonnay? Fine.
A white russian a couple nights a week in the winter? Great.
Mixing extremely cheap vodka with Cranberry Sierra Mist during Christmas time?
Fantastic.
Have a nasty cold?
Break out the whiskey and take a nap.

Everything else, watch some funny youtube videos, post on Yea Forums, eat some candy, and have a fap.

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>Beer is garbage, literal pissy bread water.
Germany has some good beer. Guiness is nice too. I somehow think you either hate grain or you haven't tried anything other than 4$ beers or cheaper.

Sorry that our country isn't as shitty as Eurabia where life is so ball achingly boring and shitty that you take up drinking at 13 and only source of entertainment is a children's game called soccer where grown faggot men kick a ball around while faking injuries for 3 hours for the game to end in 0-0.

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I have had Guinness. It is just as terrible as Budweiser, in fact its more bitter.
Ireland can sink in the ocean.

Until they make a beer than taste as good as the worst pop/soda, it can fuck off.

Bitterness is a good thing. Stop drinking so much sugar all the time.

she's a violent drunk

>Bitter is a good thing

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>Bitterness is a good thing
No, there's really no benefit from it. Wine coolers and mixed drinks are so much better.

It is. That is why dark chocolate is good. You just have a kid's tongue and want everything sweet. Maybe a Blue Moon is more your style.

Okay manchilds

Drunk sex with her isn't a very good idea. She'll crack your pelvis.

My dad gave me my first beer at 13, had kid palate so I didn’t like it. Didn’t become an alcoholic though

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>got drunk once as a stupid teen
>lost my wizardhood privileges to the town bicycle
I'm not saying it didn't happen, but I am saying that I regretted it.

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Because you were planning to keep your purity intact for your wife?
Lmao faggot

Because I lost the power I would've needed to make my wife real, user.

That's the face.

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>rum is pretty good
Man of culture.

>Japanese mythology has taught me that all tanukis are futas with comically large balls
Raphtalia by Uno Makoto when?

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Yes. Dark chocolate or Riga Black Balsam with peach juice.

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> drink one glass of wine.
For what reason?
t. 25yo, never ever

Wine is delicious.

same
>Do you also brag about your virginity?
of course

the anime designs for the royal girls are too good
I think I might actually watch this

Why not both?

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because you can only have one

HEY GUYS NEW PV IS UP!
REN CAN(NOT) SWIM!
youtube.com/watch?v=bxtftUsFsqE&feature=youtu.be

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>Bitter is not a good thing
The absolute state of manchilds.

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lolw what a fag

is this a 25 or 26 episode show?

25

Turning her into "adult" was the biggest mistake ever. They could've had comfy father-mentor relationship with whatshisnameMC but NOOO.

Blame the japs for that.

>rum
faggot, Bourbon is where it's at.

Are you me?

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>Japan
>Strict laws and taboos against underage drinking
Good fucking jokes mate. Japan has vending machines selling booze without even so much as an age conformation prompt, they literally care about underage drinking about as much as the west cares about jaywalking.

I thought European who did that?
t. Asian.

In France it's wine, not beer.

Depends on the country

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God I wish that were me

at-x.com/program/detail/10436

Episode 25 confirmed, and is not going to be 1 hour long

Drank one beer at 16, has been in coma since, don't do it kids.

It's the easiest kind of alcohol to make. Mix the stuff up, add yeast, cap it off, then check on it in a few months.

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A

Based and redpilled. Fuck degenerate drug addicts .

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does she know what it is?

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FUCKING

>uno makoto
die

I doubt they ever heard of something like legal-age in that universe

>Implying
Are you a boomer? Wine isn't unusual but beer way more present at parties or just when you are chilling with your friends.

My friends said I looked 35 when I was 16 so I began drinking since then and nobody asks any questions.

Japanese rarely enforce alcohol laws, while it has been a bit more strict due to 2020 Olympics most places won't ask any questions.

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>wears it at the end of the episode
>"does she know what it is?"

I have enough problems with my buying impulse as it is now.

>Isn't she underag￶e?
Burgerlandian hypocrite spotted. No, she isn't.

>Anglo
It's 18 in bongland, 16 with meals, no real legal limit in your own home. That said, I had my first drinks with friends around 14/15 and I had been drinking a small glass wine or cider with meals at home occasionally since like 11 or so. Alcohol isn't demonised over here like it is in America

>mocks the amount of muslims in europe
>while supporting our equally byzantine and religiously motivated drinking laws
you are why other countries hate us

not really true if you're japanese or east asian looking.

FUCK YOU! YOU'RE COUNTRY IS FULL OF FAT, STUPID, MONKEYS! YOU CAN'T EVEN TAKE ON THIRD WORLDERS IN FUCKING JUNGLES OR GO 2 DAYS WITHOUT A MASS SHOOTING. WHY DON'T YOU JUST GO EAT ANOTHER FUCKING BURGER SO YOU CAN GET CLOSER TO THE INEVITABLE HEART ATTACK YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE! WE RULED YOU AND THE ONLY REASON YOU ARE FREE IS BECAUSE YOU GOT EVERYONE ELSE ON THE PLANET TO HELP YOU! BRITANNIA RULES THE WAVES AND DON'T MAKE US BURN DOWN THE WHITE HOUSE AGAIN LIKE IN 1812! YOU STUPID FUCKING AMERIMUTT, GO SUCK TYRONES FAT COCK SOME MORE YOU PIECE OF SHIT! GOD SAVE THE QUEEN AND FUCK YOU TRAITORS!

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>Bitterness is a good thing

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Raphtalia has a smelly cunt.

>the only reason you are free is because yoou got everyone else on the planet to help you
Says more about your relationship with those
other parts of the planet, doesn't it? Doing a great job "ruling the waves" there.
Shouldn't you be helping your senile queen take a shit or something? Or do you need help with another world war?

Why the fuck would I want to embarass myself?
Is this just a thread full of normalfags or something?

Okay, now that is truly HACK WRITING. No wonder this show is horseshit.

>i'm so mature because my taste genetics are shit
No you're probably just one of those that would have been naturally selected away if it weren't for modern society because you'd eat all the poisonous berries.

>im 12 an can only enjoy sweet

Because my sister offered me a glass. That happen when I was around 27 and I haven't drank alcohol since then.

>if it weren't for modern society because you'd eat all the poisonous berries.
>Mankind only ate sweet things for millions of years.
Imagine actually believing this.

Why would forcing myself to eat something I don't like make me more mature?
What is this, /ck/?

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Raccutie

Or the author could have used the "rapid aging" by level as a plot point, by turning it into actual rapid physical aging.
Make it so that the coon will die as a ten year old crone if she still stayed in the MC's party.

Cowtits Raph an okay, made for making babies
Lolicoon Raph a pure, made for headpats

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Proofs?

I want to hug her and give her a cookie.

>pubes
MY FUCKING DICK

I want to hug her and love her gently

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I am a celibate, don't drink, don't do drugs, don't smoke. But I do gamble in the form of that delicious gacha rolls where I lose every fucking time. Pretty good life.

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I'd rather do unspeakable things to Filos lolibaba mom

If you're in Germany (as a guy) and you don't drink some sort of beer people will look at you real funny.
t. German with a few friends who don't drink beer

I've never had rum. Alas.

It's better than Alcohol in every practical way/

Hard Cider all the way.

Hard cider. Sweet with a little burn.

I miss the comfy traveling merchant stuff

he, he, Drunktalia.

I think I was 10 or 11 when I first got drunk off Everclear, I use to drink Zima back in the day thinking it was soda when I was like 8.

Loliraph is CUTE

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Raphtilla, Firo, Melty, Fitoria are ment for protecting and not sexualized.

Try and stop me

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You aint gonna trick her Motoyasu!

>drinking
enjoy your atherosclerosis

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Fuck Spearfag, I have standards. I just want to fuck a lolicoon

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No, Raphtilla is ment for protecting not sexing. Stop trying Motoyasu.

I will sex the Coon, and there is nothing you can do to stop me

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You want it in 4k or what?

>Satania posters are goody two shoes
hmm

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Literally entire class had already drank alcohol back when I was 14.
>t. slav

BABYMAKING WITH THE COON!

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Based

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Okay I lost it at the censoring, you win this time Motoyasu, but next time.. I will stop you, I will find you.

SHE NEEDS ABS, user, ABS

The duck always wins. Kind of like how the dick always wins

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>That is why dark chocolate is good.
A man of Taste

a tasteless faggot

>started drinking at a party when i was 17
>felt like a faggot for getting tipsy off of one can
>after relatives left, spent the rest of thanksgiving break getting smashed off of cans i stole from my dad while trying to play dark souls spent 3 hours straight trying to beat sif while hammered out of my mind
>senior graduation party
>im slamming those fuckers down left and right
>now the age i can legally drink
>fucking hate it and quit completely
life is shit mayne i wanna go back

>got hammered as fuck at 16
>called big sis to come get me
>she let me stay at her place so I wouldn't get in trouble
>ended up spending most of the night throwing up while she rubbed my back
>she nursed my hangover the next day

I love you big sis.

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she seems pretty based. i got shit RNG on mine, unfortunately.

Since this is Yea Forums and you mentioned your sister doing something nice for you I have to say it. She wants your dick.

Gee papa, why is the racoon not-loli who murders things for a living allowed to have alcohol?

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>she nursed my hangover the next day
That's hot

>she nursed my hangover the next day

So uhh. Like what did she do?

Medieval shit holes have juvenile drinking laws?

Let me lay in her bed all day in the dark. Would come in to give me gatorade and aspirin and ask if I was okay. I even got my hair rubbed a few times.

Well if your aim was to make anons jelly, you fucking succeeded.

I am a very spoiled otouto

For what reason would I contaminate my body?

It's not like you're the epitome of peak physical health, fatass.

My older sister's friend made me drink alcohol and then they started taking off their clothes, I dont remember what happened after that I was like only 7.

Cope harder addict.
I'm much healthier than 90% of Yea Forums

>I'm much healthier than 90% of Yea Forums
>wheezes while going up a flight of stairs
>can't even funish a mile run
OK fatass.

A glass of wine a day is actually good for you.

Don't reply to the larping fatass.

>"If you have a beer once and a while you're an addict"
>"Spending 8 hours every day looking at loli hentai is totally normal. I don't have a problem"
Cope harder

>For what reason would I contaminate my body?
Says user, who probably lives in a city, eats junk food and almost never leaves his room.

I don't really blame my country, but here you need be 21 and ID cards for buy Beer meanwhile I see kids buying condoms and contraceptives in any pharmacy, not ID card and such.

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>Mile
>A fucking American calling other fat
My fucking sides

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I barely eat junk food and I run like 2km every day

>posting frogs
>on Yea Forums
OK fatfuck.

Will next episode be good?

You slashed that strawman magnificently.
Now could you try again, with an actual argument?

Thanks for the info, I'll read about that

Dumb americans

I feel you, my neesan spoils me. I eat dinner at her house just about everyday. She told me to move in with her since I'm there so much but I want to retain a little of my freedom

Aren't you underage?

She has been actively risking her life for months, a little alcohol is nothing