You walk into a cafe and this anime girl gives you this look and calls you human garbage. What do you do?

Offer to buy her some cute shoes, get down on all fours, start licking the underside of her kneepits, and pop a boner, but not necessarily in that order...

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turn 360 degrees and walk away

Name a bigger time flop than Blend S

You walk into a cafe and this girl accuses you of being a lolicon. What do you do?

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Prove her right

Cunt punt, then bend her over a table and bang her until she begs for mercy and says sorry.

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I didn't know that I was in this kind of cafe but now that I'm here I might as well ask for the full service

Dino is so lucky

>"get your own drinks fuccboi"
What do you do?

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do a 360 and leave

Go and drink her cute and funny juices

You mean a 180. A 360 is to say a circle, which is to say you'd be spinning around in a circle like an autistic before leaving.

Based user. Only acceptable response.

you must be new here

leave no tip :)

Now take my money and render services as is your job.

Thanks Cpt Obvious.

Well I see a drink fountain a few steps away from my seat, so why not

Pose menancingly

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>The service was shit, and therefore I shall leave you no extra money. That'll teach you!
Why are Burgers so retarded?

>cute and funny
She's old hag territory though

I love my wife Nanachi!

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Your oldfag memes aren't funny, old man.

Tips are basically their whole pay

fpbp

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Isn't the employer supposed to make up the difference if it falls below minimum wage?

She's ruined

Lol. No.

*improved

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I can't into blonde hair with dark skin. It just looks wrong.

>Io non capisco?

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Does this cafe offer compensation? Because my meal seems to be burnt.

I post a bad review on yelp. That'll learn 'em.

Cum in pants

Ok,then. I dust off her pussy and drink her stale juices,maybe that will make her act less like a bitch

Maikanojo

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Ask her if Hideri is working today.

Hag,probably already used too

how old is Maika?

Is that doskoinpo?

>You walk into a cafe and this anime girl gives you this look and calls you human garbage. What do you do?
W-why do I have a boner

Kaho? More like aho

Yeah. And.

Too old

Comeback later.

"Tell me something I don't know", then leave. I'm not letting her spike anything with a lethal substance.

I ask for a better escort.

BASED

Sit on my face and gas me, mistress.

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Nope

Implying I dont get off on that too

Go get my own drink, obviously. I hope she doesn't expect me to pay for this terrible service.

Fag.

I tell her that she is epic and that her tropy behavior makes me roflmao irl for real, just peak comedy right here.

Keep it up and I'll hot glue you too, bitch.

Ask her to top up my glass.

This is some top tier bullying, I feel kinda uneasy reading it.

Listen I panic when my own sister looks at me I can’t look at another female even at work

Bah, I'd ask for him just to shoot the shit, if I went in there seeking to fug I'd ask for Kaho.

Just bee yourself brah

>shoot the shit
That some fancy slang for asking him to creampie your ass, homoman?

A man of culture I see

This is my fetish

Why does no one here seem to like Maika? She seems like meme girl of the season material.

this
maika is for hatefucking

Not normally a M, but her gaze.

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Shout "I hate you, b-baka", cry and run out of the cafe.

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I like her, I want to be her slave.

Complain to the manager.

US is fucking retarded with tips.

drop the show again

As far as I heard, she said "get fuck, boy". That qualifies as consent.

look for the nearest gomibako and ensconce myself in it

Ask for a new waiter

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>pardon me madam I appear to have came in my trousers would you mind directing me to your nearest water closet

punch her

The secret Joestar technique. Nigerundayo~~!

Wonder how the fuck I ended up in an anime

Ejaculate

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Leave and sue the restaurant.

Fucking americans

Tell her to go suck waito piggu dick and bring some surprise

Season 2 when?

I'll take one cup of your pee, please

Based.

A few years ago I had a tsundere course at a maid cafe in Osaka. I was called a baka inu, had my food slammed onto the table, was ordered to hurry up and finish my salad, met resistance when making song requests, and was given this handwritten card at the end.

10/10, would patronise again.

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