"God, I wish that were me" thread

"God, I wish that were me" thread

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nhentai.net/artist/doskoinpo/
twitter.com/SFWRedditImages

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Me as shirogane

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imagine her pube hair rubbing against your elbow making it itchy

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What's your size user?

S

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Ich bin kleine Peter

Can't you take it to /e/? I'm honestly tired of not being able to browse the catalog without wanting to open sad panda instead. This isn't healthy.

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I LOVE CHAR

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Based.

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I wish I were naruto, because he's the Hokage and has powerful jutsu, and he can make clones so he's never alone and he knows rasengan

Excellent post, user.

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W-why do I have a boner

That’s a fucking creepy gif user holy shit

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Based

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>tfw no cute coral wife to spend the rest of your days with and maybe have a kid
Kill me

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That doesn't matter. A girl should always react like this even if it's huge.

Never stop doing what you do

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>I think Naruto is a pretty cool guy. Eh makes clones and rasengan and doesn't afraid of anything.

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GOD, I WISH THAT WERE ME

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the tentacle monster or the girl?

Yes.

for hours at a time

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>unable to masturbate
If I were lucky enough to genderswap, I would pick just about any other character.

Reminder Joseph tapped that

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If rimuru had a dick then maybe it would be worth it. But he is a sexless freak

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only pic related

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lucky? bro, that's kind of gay
he probably is, but his sister likely lied to make him not fall into his old ways

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Hot.

where da toes at

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contributing

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I have never felt such physical pain from emotional want than when I read this manga

In this case the tentacle monster IS the girl.

That'sa one sweaty spaghetti eh Luigi?

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>tfw no debiru or succubus gf

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How do people get hard from this shit?

I'll never have a beard as magnificent as his.

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>N64 controller
>Diamond is Unbreakable ended in 1995
this triggers my autism harder than it should

good luck user!

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me in the top

I remember this... or something like this.

God, I wish that were me: the manga

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Me made out of wood.

>feminization
>no yaoi
That's just yuri then.

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>actually he likes the idea of silly running

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Based and 7thpilled

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It takes place in 1999 though. In the anime Josuke is shown playing an N64 too. That's probably why it's in that fanart.

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N-no, it's wrong for me to stay at home...!

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I'd love to be Ilya too

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I shouldn't have a reaction to this god damnit

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Wait.

Are they jumping off a building?

Is Yea Forums girl gonna inject you with shitposts and autism?

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Me on the right.

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I loved this manga, it hurt knowing I'll never find someone like that though.

You guys know the hangman's noose isn't very effective to a successful suicide right

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I bust to this weekly. Her face makes me diamonds

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comfy as fuck

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You are a tiny penis?

Yes, group suicide is fun!

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This is me

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But how though

Sauce?

Same

shockingly not furry hentai

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Is that Smith?

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Anyone can make shadow clones

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I wish I was the one throwing the punch.

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that does indeed look like a interspecies security squad outfit

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OH GOD KILL IT WITH FIRE

which spin off is this from?

I want Tatsumaki to sit on my face instead. She’s stacked AND compact.

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That went a different direction than I was prepared for.

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almost exactly the same way a guy would do it. you press the opening of the bottle up against yourself, with your urethra in the center of the bottle's opening. alternatively, you can use a funnel.

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>AO
better do it yourself

Post more

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cute suicide

Are there more?

What manga? Tineye was no help.

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We must get to the end of this

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>Tineye
lmao retard, use saucenao

i miss shows like this one

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Seeing Kurumi get fucked up never gets old

suprised nobody posted this yet

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Why is there a buffoon betwixt their bosoms?

>is this some kind of greeting
I didn't realize Legosi's autism back then, goddamn.

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Me on the left.

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>we could have a good femdom doujin
>instead, we got this.

Fucking japanese shadman.

Leave a small gap for the air to escape, or you'll find it pushing back at your stream.

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His doujins all make sense when you see what he looks like.

God I am glad this is not me.

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You've got some excellent taste there.

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i'm pretty sure to know who's this ass belong

finally a redpilled bro.
Do you have any hope of other koiji works getting translated?

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God I wish I were a cute JK. I would whore myself to disgusting, fat old men with rancid cocks and yellow cum so bad.

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Isn't this Fate?

Unfortunately.

Me on the right.

This gif just gave me anxiety for the first time.

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What type of shitty armbar is that?

You have to pull the arm across his neck to form one side of the triangle

wanna meet up user?

seriously, I've been wondering for years: Why do japs, on average, have the shittiest hairstyles in the world?
Imo having good looking hair is at least 1/3 part of "looking good", the other 2/3 being nice teeth, smooth skin and jaw form.

>this is never going to happen to (You)

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blessed digits and refined tastes

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I know that already, you should've told me earlier.

literally Yea Forums's dream

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Get a load of this cope.

Me on the left

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This is so h0t

>this fucking thread

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Theres a guy who only makes these including the pic
nhentai.net/artist/doskoinpo/

Do you want to be the gyaru or the shota user?

It is if you drop from high enough
It's all about the height of the drop

Source please? Reverse search didn't find it

what is this? and does she win?

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Where does she poop

Me at the bottom

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silly user, anime girls don't poop

>I'll never have a cute tomboy in my life.
WHy even live?!!

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Sauce

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I like how he’s sweating all over but on his face.

It’s clearly intended, sweat always gives an exhausted look to a character, and especially on the face.

>not for some selfest orgy

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>that filename
Based.
Stone ocean has a good main premise, but all fights and subconflicts are fucking stupid.

UUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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my fetish is having a loli to hug

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>lesbo demon
london?

this
That's a pretty good hentai

Saijuku Muhai no Bahamut. It's still ongoing.

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Whatever is going on here, I like it. I like it a lot.

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kimarisas long lost cousins

How do we know that's him and not someone he hired to help at the booth?

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feels good that Xebec (the studio that made the travesty known as Invisible Victory) no longer exists. Amazing how they butchered a series likely beyond repair after waiting 14 years.

can I feel you up some time?

>undefeated
>weakest
yeah that's an instant drop, shame

but they are brother and sister...

Is this the start of some shitty porn? And why are all these normies envious

Mate if that's a bro-sis then they have a folger's commercial tier relationship

Laura a shit

Neon's Report

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>long hair
>patchwork
>giant
>femdom
i can only get so hard

I can't take it. I want to lobotomize myself. I cannot tolerate the part of my brain that is aroused by this for much longer. All it does is cause suffering and want of impossible things.

Get on lexapro

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I would like a loving girl to come home to that hugs me a lot and tells me I'm doing a good job

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But you aren't doing a good job, are you.

cringe

I got on the Dean's list in college, if that counts

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Monster Musume is basically a "God, I wish that were me" manga, like almost every harem manga

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I'm not down with slimly octopus tentacles

I'll have what she's having

I'd love a gf like Miia

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>You will never

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IV was better than S1.