Why can't we have cute things?

Why can't we have cute things?

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I would hit Asto's ass so hard.

That's fucking gay and you know it.

idgaf, I just want to put my cock in a warm, wet and lively hole.

It's ok, he's wearing a skirt

You can call traps gay as much as you want
My dick's still hard

>masculine pectorals and a dick

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Not as gay as tomboys

That's as far from gay as you can get

Astolfo a shit but what Johnson demand Johnson get.

There's a new Meme50 doujin?

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I think the sad part is not that he is a trap but he is useless and just a blatant fanservice with no redeeming qualities aside being an onahole.

I usually do like traps, but Astolfo is too ... masculine, in a way.
A cute face and girly clothes are not enough, he still looks like a boy or a extremely slim and undeveloped female, minus the dick of course.

There are better looking traps is what I'm saying.

That is good enough.
Nip doesn't care about usefulness or richness of a certain character created just for fapservices.

>assholes
>wet
Did you get your biology class from a fujoshi?

>not wanting to plow Astolfo's ass
Are you fucking gay dude?

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Astolfo is top.
So he will be putting his cock into your hole.

>Astolfo is top.
lol. Keep dreaming, you la-la homo man

Disgusting

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But we can?

You are fucking gay

That’s why you use lots of astroglide.

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It's not gay, he's not even real, drawings can't have gender

BRAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPP

>phoneposter

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snnnnniiiiiiffffffffffff...oh yes my dear....sssnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiiffffffff....quite pungent indeed...is that....dare I say....sssssssnniff...eggs I smell?......sniff sniff....hmmm...yes...quite so my darling....sniff....quite pungent eggs yes very much so .....ssssssssssssssnnnnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiffffff....ah yes...and also....a hint of....sniff....cheese.....quite wet my dear....sniff...but of yes...this will do nicely....sniff.....please my dear....another if you please....nice a big now....

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Oh yes...very good!....very sloppy and wet my dear....hmmmmm...is that a drop of nugget I see on the rim?...hmmmm.....let me.....let me just have a little taste before the sniff my darling.......hmmmmm....hmm..yes....that is a delicate bit of chocolate my dear....ah yes....let me guess...curry for dinner?....oh quite right I am....aren't I?....ok....time for sniff.....sssssnnnnnnniiiiiiiiffffffff.....hmmm...hhhmmmmm I see...yes....yes indeed as well curry......hmmm....that fragrance is quite noticeable....yes.....onion and garlic chutney I take it my dear?.....hmmmmm....yes quite.....

BBBBBBRRRRRRRRPPPPPPFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFTTTTTTTTTTT Oh I was not expecting that…that little gust my dear….you caught me off guard…yes…so gentle it was though…hmmmm…let me taste this little one…just one small sniff…..sniff…ah….ssssssnnnnnniiiiiffffffffffff…and yet…so strong…yes…the odor….sniff sniff…hmmm….is that….sniff….hmmm….I can almost taste it my dear…..yes….just…sniff….a little whiff more if you please…..ssssssnnnnnniiiiiffffffffff…ah yes I have it now….yes quite….hhhhmmmm…delectable my dear…..quite exquisite yes…..I dare say…sniff….the most pungent one yet my dear….ssssnnnnniiiifffffffffffffffffffffff….yes….

This is a new perspective.

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