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Asuka > Rei

Ignore the retarded monkey above me.

Rei > Asuka

Cute feet @w@

Misato > 14 year old girls

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Ten days till the Netflix release. RIP original english dub cast.

Pen-Pen >>>>>>>> all others

>Misato > 14 year old girls

28 year old in the body of a 14 year old > than the 40 year old fascist alcoholic

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>dub cast
more like dub scat

that shit coming out near my birthday too. This is like getting a present from my neighbor and finding out it's my dog that he ran over several days ago.

Assuming Funimation doesn't go out of business we might see the original cast come back for Rebuild 4.

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>omg
this show brings in the worst cancer

Only Amanda Winn Lee

What kind of cancer?

Why not both?

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It would be considered creepy if a 14 year old girl lived alone with a man much older than her.

Evangelion is the core of Yea Forums, along with Fate and Azumanga

Shinji was definitely checking out her ass in this scene.

How will Shinji handle Asuka growing more to her European side?

>Fate
for mocking maybe

That's fine. The UN special inspector Asuka needs shit to talk about Shinji anyway.

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It's too bad that Asuka doesn't love Shinji.

he's also openly staring at her tits in the wall of jericho scene

>How will Shinji handle Asuka growing more to her European side?

It is the wish of every Asian Man to have a white girlfriend at least once in his life.

It wasn't obvious?

Imagine Shinji trying to speak broken German to Asuka

People always whine about how they should have fucked, but I bet that if they did, incels on Yea Forums would take offense at their beautiful white waifu getting rice'd.

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Asuka could still like Kaji, we don't for sure if she likes Shinji.

It's hard to believe that I watched a show as a kid that was about sexual predator women, gay aliens who murder peoples' pets, and a boy who wants to fuck his mom.

The desire immediately dies once they actually have a white girlfriend for a little bit.

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Their baby would be unstoppable. European Athleticism, Asian intelligence and concentration.

Who cares about a dub?

Asuka was a college graduate while Shinji was still a high schooler, so in their case, no. The only thing Shinji could have contributed from his genes is the concentration.

You mean negro athleticism, jewish intelligence and asian stoicism.

wait, what?

I thought that was only in the rebuilds?

Didn't you watch the part where they talked about thermal expansion? Asuka has like 150 IQ.

There's literally a throwaway line when she's introduced on the ship in NGE classic about how she's taken a bunch of high level college classes.

So she IS jewish.

That's different, it's only in Rebuild that she's an Air Force captain, which implies anyway that she should have graduated from college, and it's only in NGE that she directly mentions going.

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>still in his uniform
why is shinji such a freakin dork

Maybe cause his dad left him to rot at an orphanage for ten years?

His dad left him with his teacher, so more like foster care, but yeah nobody ever taught him to swim. Asuka must literally have dragged him there to watch her, and he started doing homework.

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Did Rei swim because her body needs exercise? Is she aware of the pleasure of exercising for the sake of exercising?

>hey shinji lets go swimming
>hey shinji watch me dive
>hey shinji look at my tits
the absolute state

i'd imagine so, considering it's one of the only things we see her going out of her way to do when not obligated to

>Jewish
>intelligence
I think you mean lack of morals.

Rei swims because it reminds her of the tank she was born in.

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Maya is secretly best girl

What video games do they play together?

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>Asian intelligence

What the hell was her major in?

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Gran Turismo

Asuka and Kaworu have the best doujins together

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Tengu's doujin's exist, so I know you're full of shit.

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He's also done Asuka x Kaworu, so I'm still not wrong.

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>teen misato

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Rebuild 3.0 really wasn't that bad

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I really like how he goes into brief autistic rage defense mode rationalization when he is confronted about his inability to swim here. Some people I know act exactly like that when you point out any minor inadequacy that they have

You definitely are wrong friend.
Asuka x Shinji will always be the definitive Eva ship in across all mediums.

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Looked like advance biology in eva engineering.

If Shinji can't swim, then how did he swim to shore at the end of EoE when he got dumped into the LCL sea?

Would you an Asuka?

>definitive ship
>all the staff and seiyuu laugh at the very idea of it
Shinji is a canon dicklet who let Asuka get murdered by MPEvas in EoE and completely forgot about her death not even 30 seconds after it happened, if you genuinely ship them together you don't give two shits about Asuka.

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Based and canonpilled

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>Shinji is a canon dicklet

Asuka seems like the kind of girl who loves her men well-endowed.

As opposed to the ship where the characters literally don't interact in any material beyond 5 seconds in the manga and Asuka just calling him a homo in spinoffs?

Anyway, LAS forever.

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Really deep anime

Like, reaaaaly deep

>not a single thread
probably because people were busy with e3 the last few days.

Toji's must be really puny, because everyone saw his and Asuka wanted absolutely nothing to do with him.

Asuka is only good when she is suffering.

It was.

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He literally walked out the LCL sea.

Dads depression and Moms depression. That baby would be dead on arrival.

Does anyone else notice her hand is going behind the bag?

ghost rei pushed him to shore like a piece of driftwood

>makes it look like shinji
>its actually gendo
What a chad he stuck his dick in every pussy. mother, daughter everyone

The characters were kind of flat but Shinji's suffering was pretty real. It definitely could have been better but 2.0s ending and all of 3.0 was the only new content since EoE and it's probably really difficult to make a short movie like 3.0 and try to make it as good or better than the original series. 3.0 was never meant to be an ending and I'm willing to bet that 4.0's taking so long just because of 3.0's bad reception world wide and Anno's disappointment. I'd concede that 3.0 just wasn't as entertaining as 1.0, 2.0, or the original series/EoE but, 3.0 was more of a gut wrencher if you're looking at it all from Shinji's point of view. I kind of disliked 3.0 for a while too but after all these years it's kind of grown on me

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Who is far left sketch with the glasses?

3.0 is fanfic tier in its plot, and the CGI is ugly in an overly distracting way with too many unnecessary camera shifts everywhere.

Like I still don't even know what was even going on when their ship was surrounded by giant lazer beams in the middle of the ocean, and they decided to fucking fly.

naoko maybe?

I don't hate it, but I do find it the worst out of the Rebuilds which are already unnecessary.

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i ended up liking 3.0 a lot more after having the chance to see it in an actual theater. the way the visuals are composed and presented shines there

Why did shinji need to molest asuka!!??!

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he was horny and lonely

>when the character and the anime/VN you're obsessed with is so niche that everyone just think's you're fucking crazy
Just give me my tomoyo plz.

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At least its memorable.

It's a Civ LAN party, obviously.

The breathing part of swimming is irrelevant when it's oxygenated LCL.

IT'S COMIN' UP
IT'S COMIN' UP
IT'S COMIN' UP
IT'S COMIN' UP

IT'S REI

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BOO

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A fellow gentlemen of enlightened taste, I see.

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At least they're not editing out any scenes, so you can witness Shinji's nut juice in glorious HD

I already can.

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Finally, a man of culture!

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aaaaaand /thread, that about sums up every NGE thread

Mana a best

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She definitely lusts for him, though.

13/14 year olds generally don't fall in love. She still felt attracted to him.

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Was Yui the hero or the villain?

I want to lick Asuka's butthole!

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Join the club

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She's not looking at bulges the way Shinji watches breasts, lust is less apparent than wanting to be an adult and sex just kinda defines that for her. It's in every challenge she makes to him, don't go to sleep and cross this wall or he's a child, heat her tits or he's boring, kiss or he's a mama's boy, she dares him like a little kid and never notices she's put it all on him to make her adult by her standard.

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>crying over your dead parent in your sleep makes you just a child
In any other context regarding her Shinji would have a point, but he just seemed like a dick thinking it at this moment. Dunno if that is just me interpreting the scene wrong or what.

>"Everything I post is an attempt to eke out an existence for the thoughtform based on my Expy in 1984, I'm never incorrect even with myriad chances to just walk away from this juvenile horseshitting around."

I see guilt and frustration for what he wanted to do to someone vulnerable like that.

I think the idea is that shinji realizes Asuka is just like him. He isnt being condescending, just fragile like him.
Although it can be like said "Wow, i almost raped that"

Would Evangelion be superior if Shinji was a girl?

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You passed up dubbing Nadia of Blue Water for Dragonball, try defending that to your fans.

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gay not allowed

I don't think male Asuka would fit well in the mold of the hot blooded mech hero if everything else about her was kept. Like two episodes after her introduction we already see massive indicators that it's all an act. And in the end she's even more weak and damaged than Shinji

One episode after her introduction.

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Would Rei have been able to pull off the Israfael sequence if Unit 00 was not damaged?
We never really see Rei pull off super athletic feats with her Eva, or do well in close quarters, though that could simply be because Rei rarely fights Angels.

I don't remember much, but wasn't Asuka the only one of the trio that was 100% expendable and replaceable?

In a sense. Neither her eva nor herself were needed for anything super important as far as big picture plans go. She was needed in the sense of firepower. Rei was also replaceable because clones. Eva 00 was not usable for a good portion of the series so as a combatant she was probably the least important. Plot-wise Rei was needed for Gendo's plan and the dummy plugs.

In a sense they were all replacable, though Asuka being the only normal pilot with a normal Evangelion was not needed for any endgame plans.

Rei could freely die since they had clone body backups, Shinji was meant to be replaced by Dummy Plug but Yui threw a wrench in it and forced Gendo to keep using Shinji.

at that point he didn't know what happened to her mother

Don't think he ever does - even after hearing Asuka mention her step mom.
And apparently Shinji's entire class is just kids with dead moms, and either no one in that entire room brought it up to one another, or they just somehow did not find it totally suspicious.

Superior girl coming through.

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00's not particularly uncoordinated or lagging way behind. I think Rei could pull it off in at least that instance where everything was choreographed and she'd already know where she has to be the whole time.

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Who the hell even is Mari?

indeed

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test

ok but check this out.

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I like the Asuka's Mother Clone theory

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i never watched any eva but i really like listening everything you ever dreamed and Komm Süsser Tod.
does eva have any other good songs like these?

Komm Susser Tod has a "sister song" by the same people who never made into the movie and isnt that famous, but still fits and is great.
youtube.com/watch?v=px7FFMOTtyM

huuuh yeah i just mentioned this song in my post

Cringe.

Based.

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oh shit, thats what i get for not paying a lick of attention, my eyes were straight into the capitalized works and ignored everything else.

I'd rather just go with Mari being unaging from even before the events of 3.0 and knowing Yui

An artificial human created by the US, spliced with some of the same animal DNA as their experimental Eva unit to improve her synchronization with it.

That's retarded.

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The fact Mari exists in anima and she is a dead catgirl loli (or wolf girl, i guess) is disturbing in multiple levels.

You're ALL a bunch of filthy unrefined plebs.

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I want Asuka to put her sweaty toes in my mouth and wiggle them around while berating me.

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>Toji develops a leg fetish after losing one of his own

>Asuka's mom was a meganekko
gross

>Toji's injuries lead to him getting cucked by the most beta male of all time

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I have no idea whats the source of that, but Hikari is probably the most faithful and mentally healthy person in the series. She wouldnt drop her man when he needs her the most

We'll never know cause Anno is a hack.

Of all the possible spinoffs Eva could create, why did the only one to actually resemble the canon setting and build on it (rather than be Slice-of-life verse) have to be this?

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Would be this be another new design for Kyoko, or could the NGE version have feasibly looked like that while sane?

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>And apparently Shinji's entire class is just kids with dead moms, and either no one in that entire room brought it up to one another, or they just somehow did not find it totally suspicious.

I'm surprised no one in the class noticed that either. Another reason why Anno is a total hack.

male asuka is a shoujo/otome character, 100%

>anime takes place in postapocalyptic future where literally 50% of humanity has been killed
>it's suspicious that children have dead mothers

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All kids were born post-2nd Impact, and most of the deaths were southern hemisphere.

Most of the billion that were killed by the tidal waves. The two billion killed by the famine and wars for resources afterward were all over, Old Tokyo was nuked by the end of that month.

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Allow me to interject with the truly patrician choice

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My penis is hard imaging the stench of those feet.

How long will this go on

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Eva comes out on Netflix next week for a whole new generation; it's only just begun.

ASUKA, REI, AND MISATO ARE ALL REALLY FUCKING CUTE AND SEXY, THEY'RE ALL GOOD CHOICES...

HOWEVER I PERSONALLY RANK THEM ASUKA >= MISATO > REI. THIS IS MERELY MY OPINION AND IT MAY OCCASIONALLY CHANGE. WHEN I WAS YOUNGER, I PREFERRED REI AND MISATO THE MOST. NOW, I'M AS OLD AS MISATO AND DRINK ABOUT AS MUCH AS SHE DOES, JERKING TO HER IS SURREAL.

ASUKA CONSISTENTLY SEEMS TO HAVE THE BEST AND MOST NEW LEWD CONTENT DRAWN OF HER. I WANT HER TO STEP ON ME AND MAKE ME WORSHIP HER FEET AND BUTT AND ARMPITS. I REALLY WISH THAT WAS ME ON THE LEFT. THAT'S ABOUT ALL, GUYS.

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I can't wait for the Netflix dub to come out and be total ass so subshitters can finally fucking get that the original dub is actually pretty good with a solid main cast despite its goofy ass script in the first half

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that pizza, the main pie, looks like it has bites taken straight out of it

furthermore, asuka's tongue is like a snake, what the heck

I blame Kensuke. The girls have plates, Toji has chicken, and Shinji's not acting out, he's talking somber with Misato.

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Man, that other user was right, this image really does remind of that Ivan the Terrible painting.

But I'll prefer the native script and acting over a butchered dub version any day though

Find me three meaningful character or plot segments that were butchered by the dub script (not stupid misc. shit like the godawful splorch sound effect in EoE or EVERY SINGLE MISSILE HIT THE TARGET) and I'll eat my sock

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kaworu please fuck off

Take a look at Asuka's breakdown scene. First I'll admit I'm not fond of her midwestern accent and unconvincing teenage voice. But in just 3 minutes they had made 2 noticable mistakes. First is how "Hi I'm Asuka..." is repeated with the same actor. That kind of defeats the whole "identifying oneself" vibe that was going on. Second is the "Do you love me?" part. In the dub it sounds explicitely like the little girl version is saying it. It makes sense narratively as Asuka would be asking if she loves herself, but it loses the nuance that the japanese dub seemed to have. The original was softer and more distinct from the sounds and voices of the introspection, which has sparked more debate on what those words really mean.

Who's Asuka talking to on the phone?

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You know this is the TRUE ship

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post teh Rei

anybody know where I can find this clock?

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The "Hi I'm Asuka"s were pitched higher in the dub, and even if they weren't then these are both very minor complaints anyway. Both of these scenes get the exact same point across as they do in the sub (the first one in particular is rather blatant with Asuka screaming how THAT'S NOT ME).

I didn't want to bring up voice quality since people's opinions on this run the gamut, but I never understood the complaints behind this because Grant's Asuka sounds almost exactly like the JP version except it's less fucking annoying and shrill and she can actually speak German.

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Interdisciplinary Studies with a concentration in Renaissance Art History. But she minored in Chemistry.

Oskar a best

Fpbp

INTERNET

ZOMG TEH REI

By coincidence, I just watched NRE 1-26 and EoE for the first time this week, finishing just an hour ago.

I'm still not sure how I feel about it all, so if anyone wants to take advantage of a vulnerable first timer and imprint various opinions and interpretations, go right ahead.

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jesus just try to digest it on your own a bit

You're right. Thank you for not taking advantage of my vulnerable state.

I'm going to go lie down and think for a while.

>25-26 take place in the second half of EOE
>Shinji decides that he can be happy, both in general and with other people and it's worth getting through the pain of interpersonal relationships and everyday life to do so
>We can presume Asuka learned the same lesson
>The state of the world and Asuka's forgiveness of Shinji at the end of EOE heavily imply that they'll patch things up between each other

It's not that hard to get but have fun with retards in this thread telling you that Asuka still hates him or that Kaworu and Shinji is the best ship ever or other stupid shit like that. Also have fun knowing that Eva will be drilled into your skull forever from this point onward.

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>25-26 take place in the second half of EOE
No it doesn't, the endings are mutually exclusive

Shinji's mom Yui masterminded the entire events of the series and EoE, just to live out her dream of being an immortal robot god in space who would carry the memory of humanity forever.
Shinji and Gendo's suffering is directly her doing.

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is there even a difference?

>Kaworu and Shinji is the best ship ever
What's the deal with that anyways? Before watching Evangelion I'd see Kaworu posted everywhere so I thought he was part of the main cast or something, but after actually watching the series it turned out he was only in like one episode.

he's pretty important to Shinji character-arc wise and he's prominent on the cover if i remember right

Shinji only cared about Kaworu because he was desperate as fuck for attention at the time with Misato not paying him attention anymore, Rei-III scaring him, Asuka in a coma, and all his friends from school having left the city. So he latched onto the first person to act like he might be his friend.

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Go think it out, bring questions, theories and your own understanding when you are ready. Its fun to discuss this shit.

Is there a place to get Girlfriend of Steel 1/2 on PC these days? I can't seem to find it anywhere.

you must not have looked very hard lad

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Literally a century minimum.

Long after the human race is extinct, aliens will visit Earth, study the remnants of our culture, and discover NGE on someone's old hard drive that survived the ages - sparking a galactic religious conflict over who is the best girl.

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Until there's a canon winner.

For all Anno talks about killing Eva all he ever had to do was just have Shinji and Asuka holding hands at the end of EoE and the series would have probably fizzled after 5 years.

You know that scene was to help color her as the try-hard self proclaimed best eva pilot, not hint at her liking shinji, right? The context leading up to it spells it out for you...

If you're going to tell someone about context, read the actual post that was a reply to and what they were talking about first.

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>just have Shinji and Asuka holding hands at the end of EoE
Obscure, but they do go to hold hands at the end of the N64 game.
Where Shinji kills the MP-Evas, then somehow initiates 3rd Impact anyway - I still don't get that part.

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>ElliotRodger.png

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Shinji is best girl

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>25-26 take place in the second half of EOE
Sync up third impact in 25, 26 and EOE then work backwards, parts work parts definitely don't. We definitely see NERV being invaded, and some scenes from the first part of EOE, and it makes sense that parts of the scenes in third impact are the same or very similar, however, from there on there are drastic changes, more importantly, 25, 26, and EOE are thematically complete opposites.

It would be like trying to argue that 1.0 and 2.0 are happening concurrently with the original series. Yes, obviously some parts are the same, that doesn't make everything else the same as well.

Also the rebuilds are a sequel.

oh man I want to demolish shinjis boipucci

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t. kaworu

25 YEARS NOW AND 25 YEARS MORE

Anno knows what he is doing

Based

Asuka gets him into a girl's outfit the first chance she gets. She must really love the idea.

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So people are just being ironic when shipping Shinji with Kaworu? Because it cannot possibly be a serious ship when the relationship was one of convenience and one of the characters was only in one episode.

Oh no, they're totally serious unfortunately.
Also, in the 3rd Rebuild movie panders to the ship, Kaworu interacts a bit more genuinely with Shinji and for some reason they play a piano together in a scene that can best be described as "gay as fuck"

He also in a way sacrificed himself in front of shinji to add more into shinji wanting/missing him as a person

This thread needs more Asuka in it.

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Fortnite

www.youtube.com/watch?v=r26VFYHj1dY

Quake II

OMG user

Did Misato really have to go and kill Kaji?

There was some genuineness in their relationship. It was unhealthy as fuck because shinji wanted someone as a surrogate friend, but it did exist to a small degree.

But shippers increase it a thousand fold

Idiot, everyone knows that he was shot by Pen-Pen

With Shinji as his accomplice.

Keep your depressed cat lady.

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Imagine the smell.

Keep your slobbish drunk mutant-penguin lady

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episode 2 is the most well directed episode in the show and one of the best ever. don't even care that much about the direction in some other episodes but 2 is fantastic and nobody seems to talk about it.

The things that are really amazing about it are not particularly grandiose or impressive to most people so it's not really surprising

Early NGE in general is underrated because people just regurgitate the "early NGE is meant to be a shitty mecha show" meme. Go watch the first episode of Eva and the first episode of, say, RahXephon or DitF back-to-back. The comparison is embarrassing.

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The bird lady that drinks herself to sleep when she's alone isn't any less depressed. That's not why she's best.

I knew Rebuild was a disappointment right away when it ruined that whole sequence of not knowing how the fight ended, seeing the aftermath, people side-eyeing Shinji and Misato on eggshells around him, and him getting the flashback at the end of the awful thing Misato's trying to praise him for.

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I mean the payoff and general establishing elements for the rest of the series is all great, and I do agree early Eva is quite good, it falls off in the late single digits to early-mid teens before ramping back up, but I wouldn't rank episode 2 alongside episodes like Asuka's mind rape, Zeruel, Sea of Dirac, etc.

The reason episode 2 is so good is because it's basically two episodes in one. It's not easily noticeable if you are familiar, but at first, since we don't know what happened in the fight and to shinji, it seems that Misato is just some wacky extroverted typical anime genki girl, trying to get closer to Shinji and simply feeling bad for how alone he is with his father. There's tons of comedy and Shinji acts all flustered and confused, it makes us assume that's just the kind of person he is, shy and reserved.

What's crucial is the bathroom scene. Misato says "Am I coming on too strong on him?" and as the audience we don't think much about it and we don't think much of Shinji saying "she's a nice person". Then we get the reveal of what truly happened: The Eva is going berserk, it acts completely unlike any robot to robot show, it's moving on its own, seems bloodthirsty, vicious and out of control. Shinji sees the eye of the Eva and screams in terror and trauma. Then Misato shows up and tells him he did a good job - what it does is suddenly change the meaning of every interaction between Misato and Shinji. Misato isn't a weird genki girl, she tried to be overly open and affectionate to counteract his trauma. Shinji isn't just reserved and shy, he feels oppressed, awkward and embarrassed at Misato's attempts to cheer him up. Now we understand that Misato was consciously acting that way out of pure empathy for him, not because she's a clutz, and Shinji was acting awkward because he didn't know how to react to her "acting". He's not just judging her as a good person because she's a genki girl, but because he realized she tried hard to make up for his experiences. Yet it's precisely because it's an act that it actually ends up alienating him from her. Just blew my mind at a recent rewatch.

>Sea of Dirac
This confused me. Was this a mistake for “Dirac Sea” or was it always supposed to be “Sea of Dirac” and completely unrelated to the “Dirac Sea” physics theory.

Damn, maybe I'm an idiot for not considering all that on my own accord but you may have legitimately convinced me that it's among the best episodes.

I couldn't tell you, I just know it's one of the most impactful initial glimpses of the true nature of Eva that's not just recognized by the viewer but by the cast as well.

For example, at first glance her buying all that junkfood just makes her seem stupid and oblivious, when in actuality she was trying very hard to create, very quickly and suddenly, an atmosphere of familiarity to calm him down, manage him and help him deal with his trauma. but the way the episode plays with our expectations over what the substance of the social interactions are and completely flips it over with a mecha fight, seamlessly integrating them, was just great. Still think it even surpasses 24.

It's the same thing (Dirac no umi).

They referenced quantum mechanics and fucked it up to present something as simultaneously scientific and arcane, same as everybody does. Just like the bubble chamber diagram on the floor of Gendo's office or Shinji's soul being trapped in Klein space during the salvage.

So a translation error due to the translators not knowing their physics

You mean this? I thought it was supposed to be Higgs boson aka 'God Particle' so it's loosely scientific and religious Mumbo-Jumbo if you take in consideration that there's a Kabbalah diagram in the ceiling.

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What was episodd 2 again?

As someone who has read a little particle physics (MS in physics), the “God particle” crap pisses me off. The Higgs Boson is the mechanism for the symmetry breaking that leads to the W and Z bosons having mass instead of remaining massless like the photon. The Higgs is not some magical field that creates all mass.

It would have been cool if that actually happened.
Or if Ritsuko did it

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What were BM-01 and BM-02?

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Beta Male 01 and 02

The Yea Forums Eva thread has some decent discussion going, i'm surprised

>"I will let you kiss me Shinji, but you have to put it on first"

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Fpbp indeed.

Anyone have that pic of Mari in this style that was parodying the 4.0 teaser?

FLAT

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WRONG

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Holy shit, thats starving african tier.

thermal expansion

Wonderbra

>no bra strap

Hmmmmm

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What a sticc, she could use some protein

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Spbp

Must have been in full effect here.

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The duality of man

>Even penpen got an uplift
jej

Asuka shows total disdain toward Toji for the whole show. Did she see he has a small dick here?

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The Jungian thing?

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Friendly reminder that Madoka surpassed Eva a long time ago.

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The second half of FMJ is the ultimate pleb filter

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I think I would an Asuka

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That katawa shoujo general of Yea Forums.

Buster Machines 01 and 02. Watch Gunbuster already. This is not going to be an important plot point, it was literally just a classic mecha reference.

Seems kinda silly to throw in a reference when the audience is looking for clues due to the fact that they are barely told anything about what is going on.

And to put it in the extreme foreground after making no other Gunbuster references in the series, and it being a reference joke wouldn't do anything to explain the confusion over Shinji's identity. It's Tsurumaki that would be doing it, too, a one-off reference should probably have used one of the unaccounted Buster Machines from his sequel instead of meaninglessly identifying Shinji with the Black Hole Bomb.

What do you mean by this?

Managed to find it.

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>What is a strapless bra?

>chromatic aberration on a fleischer-throwback style drawing
jesus christ

tpbp

Raptors win, woo!

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>Asuka is wearing casual clothing and she has a solid, albeit inconsistently drawn rack as seen in various moments throughout the show
or
>Asuka is wearing a strapless, push-up bra in a private situation solely to make herself look more appealing to Shinji despite not giving enough of a shit to dress up decently in the first place

The mental gymnastics at play for the second option are long, I highly doubt Asuka's that insecure at that point in the show

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Not that far but I do think Asuka's committing a little contrivance, because I'm pretty sure that's Misato's shirt. Her casual wear is all little tanktops except the two times she's home alone with Shinji, comes back from a shower in the big yellow tee, and deniably propositions Shinji.

I noticed that shit too when she wears Misato's shirt whenever she isn't home. Why? She just want to feel like an adult, as usual?

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>Second Try
>Genocide
>This Could (Not) Happen

>Aftermath of Evangelion
>ReTake

What else is there?

Based penguinbro

yes, that's why her being literally draped in the unfitting 'guise' of an adult is prominently featured in the wall of jericho and kiss scenes

>This Could (Not) Happen

I heard of the other four but what's this one about

Oversized t-shirts are comfy

basically a retelling of the series starting from Asuka's first episode. starts pretty similar, makes some tweeks to make AxS possible, and then actually starts diverging into its own thing.

The worst part is he started a sequel that seemed promising but then he quit after the second chapter.

fanfiction.net/s/10028318/1/Neon-Genesis-Evangelion-That-Which-Could-not-Happen

She'd presumably be getting it out of the hamper in the laundry room next to the bath, maybe it still has some of that no kids allowed lavender perfume. Under the spilled Yebichu.

Make your own

Asuka definitely > Rei but they're honestly both pretty fucking shitty waifus. Never understood why this particular conflict is so big.

"You Are (Not) at Fault" is an OK one, post-EoE fic where most everyone returns.
"Deus Ex Evangelion" was a fic with an interesting premise (Shinji gets absorbed into Eva-01 against Sachiel, Asuka is called to Japan as back-up to attempt piloting 01 and encounters a "ghost" Shinji) but didn't get very far.

Honestly in terms of long compete fics I can't really find any I enjoy as much as 2nd Try or Genocide. And those stories aren't even perfect, 2nd Try has writing issues while Genocide is solid at writing/characterization but I don't really love the actual story and events.

Anyone know if there there any good Rei fics?

What about a 14 year old Misato?

They don't have the rights to the films.

>Publishing NGE without EoE
Oh, oh, wow.
Thats a bit more than stupid
Havent they learned their lesson back when original epi 26 aired and 99% of the people were confused as fuck?

I'm 99% sure EoE is included.

EoE is included.

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Truth

No matter what they're in, Kaworu always looks like he's threatening to penetrate her AT Feild.

>penetrate her AT Feild
Is that what they're calling it these days?

Not before Fuyutski takes his turn first. Respect your elders.

He did do that, 9 times at once.

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Should I download the Sepherotic release instead? It "corrects" the color, or something. I dunno, the 2D4U seems fine. Misato a cute.

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The color thing is about episode 16. Sephirotic has arguably the best translation.

forgot pic

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Which one is truer to what The Master wanted? It seems Sephirotic's is more clear, so perhaps I'll redownload that. Also, thanks for posting a comparison.

>Which one is truer to what The Master wanted?
I think that may be tricky to figure out with cell animation shot on film. Stuff can happen to colors at a few steps of the process

Hmm. Well, it seems Sephirotic's release has clearer/cleaner lines. Notice her hair, and the seat behind her. Fuck, what a pain. Each 1080p Eva release is like 50-60 gigs.

...

It's because of Cuphead.

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That actually just hurts to look at.

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Based

youtube.com/watch?v=SUamHEvVQy0

Nice

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It's fap time!

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He did a bunch of stuff to episode 19 as well, and I think most of the other episodes as well to varying degrees.

14 year old Misato was a traumatized mute.
Probably would make even Rei look lively side by side.

Something went wrong.

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>Clannad
>Niche

>You will never a popato misato during her prime with massive 16 y/o titteis

Guys, I think I did it incorrectly.
Help.

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Nice tiddies.

What do they do on being caught like that?
Go into denial despite how badly they got caught, or does Asuka decide she might as well double down and stake her claim

Do you like watermelons, Shinji?

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No wonder Rebuild Asuka doesn't try anything on him.

there were a couple of them though

Yes.

what does it smell?

Based and redpilled.
Yikes.

what's Yea Forumsopinion of Maya?

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A Lesbian Shinji crushing on the 2nd or 3rd worst girl in the series due to lack of proper judgement.

literally who?

Big dick choice desu

Shinji lookin cute

Would you shake his hand?

only exists to shout technobabble about the monster of the week

E.Y.E.

>STOP MAKING WAVES SHINJI

You mean baking time

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Yeah a shitty dub will sure show those subshitters!

>duhhh this dub is bad
>Netflix dub comes out, is actually bad
>oh i guess that dub wasn't so bad

It's not rocket science walnut brain

Cute Mikoto

Okay, imagine if one day asuka wakes up and she is naked and covered by whipped cream, and shinji is decorating her
What happens?

I wanted to go for another rewatch and take screenshots of all the times they show the interfaces since that's one of my favourite part visually and it wasn't that easy to find online.
But now I found a imgur with like 300 of them and now my life has no meaning again.

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take the screenshots in bd quality
get this yamashita artbook that has some of his sketches of the ui

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fanfiction.net/s/9382989/1/Reticence

>tfw this 4.0 story is probably going to be better than the actual 4.0

>dubs are bad
>second eva dub comes out, it's bad
>see, it's even worse than the first, dubs are bad.

Yeah, I they are all 704x480, so that's an option.
Maybe some proper webms, too, but that would probably pretty annoying to do without at least some half automated setup.

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You must be a lot of fun at parties

No, that fic started well, but devolved into pure wish fulfillment stupidity by the end.

oh. I just started reading it so I didn't expect it to derail like that. I'm on like chapter 7 or something

I forget the exact details, its been a while when I read it, but basically my gripes were that Rei Q is able to remerge with Rei-II in Eva-01 where she quickly transitions into a more normal girl after something involving copiloting an Eva with Shinji that ate other Rei clones, Shinji and Asuka defeat Gendo by randomly battling in sync to music, and at the end of the fic Rei and Asuka desperately want the Shindick but he acts oblivious and doesn't actively choose one of them like its suddenly a damn harem genre.

>artificial human created by the US
Is this canon or just a theory?

Canon to Anima, which has ridiculous ideas like that and 4 active Reis simultaneously running around.

A Cruel Angel's Thesis.

Why did she like Ritsuko?

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I think it was just because of the fact it was a movie, made it sort of harder to pull off than the episodic format where there's convienient spots to leave a cliffhanger instead of like, having a weird sort of skip in the middle of the fight. It'd probably be too jarring watching it as a movie, where the TV series is better equipped to handle that sort of thing.

>Would you an Asuka?
Of course.

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A waifu for people who look like this

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Gotcha thanks

Bruh can you provide a link?

imgur.com/a/mvW7g?grid

You're the best user

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Why is she so cute, anons?

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I'm glad the reference joke in 00's anatomy is included, but it's missing the funnier parts of that list.

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Indeed

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>angel beats:season1

What?

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Rebuild Rei > Asuka > Rei

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OOPS, ACCIDENTALLY ADDED ANOTHER YEAR ONTO 4.0'S RELEASE

>I kind of disliked 3.0 for a while too but after all these years it's kind of grown on me
user, this is called Stockholm Syndrome.

Having been an NGE purist for years, I caved and watched 1.11 and 2.22. Honestly, I'm not even sure that I want to watch 3.33. I'm assuming that the rebuilds are Anno's way of mocking those who rejected/overlooked the original's message, and just wanted their dose of robot escapism.

Also: who the fuck is Mari?

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Neither of the endings of Evangelion have an anti-escapist message.

Anno on the original/TV ending:

>Takekuma: Lacking an idea of [what it means] to be an adult, [we] have to become adults, but we don't know what kind of adult we should become. In this condition, having reached thirty-six years of age, it's disgraceful to say such a thing, but we have not actually discovered reality. Because of this, I felt that Eva, too, fell into a state of profound sadness. Eva is really the story of Shinji-kun becoming an adult.

>Anno: That's the same thing as I [myself] becoming an adult. I'm often asked if Shinji-kun [represents] an old version of myself, but that's not the case. Shinji-kun is my current self (laughing). I act like a fourteen-year-old boy; I'm still childish. No matter how you look at it, in psychological terms, I'm [still] in the Oral Stage. A melancholic oral-dependent type. Well, this is a truth I can't deny; I can't do anything about it. I wanted to move forward from there, but the result was that I ended up regressing back to myself. A dead end.

>Takekuma: Then in a certain sense the final episode of Eva is an unhappy ending.

>Anno: Right, in a certain sense. If you take moving beyond that as being happy, then it's an unhappy ending. If you think it's fine, then it's a happy ending.

And in EoE, Shinji leaves an escapist's wildest fantasy, a literal orgy, a place where you can never be lonely or want for anything - to regain his individuality. To his surprise someone else comes with him.
The message of EoE's ending is basically "be socially moderate": don't become such a socialite and conform to such a degree that you lose your individual self, but don't live a completely solitary life, either.

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I've been on here for a while. I'm sure it will be settled any day now.

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yes

>Poor little Shinji boy 9

The og dub fucking sucks nigger

Misato

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the world needs more operator misato

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>”Ah, good, I’ve begun to lucid dream and started sexual fantasy #27. Carry on, dream-Shinji!”

I've been re watching NGE everyday for the past week and change with one of my friends who has never seen it before. Been fun just chilling on the couch watching the 1080p Sephirotic BDs with him at a rate of 2 episodes per day to take in what we watched and interesting to see how foreshadowed a lot of events are. Once we finish NGE and EoE, we're gonna watch the Rebuilds. General opinion seems to say that 1.0 and 2.0 are okay, but 3.0 is balls to the wall stupid. Never seen them before so I hope its good.
It's interesting how every person I've ever watched NGE with for their first time, including myself, hated Asuka on the first run through and rates Rei > Asuka until you hit the 3/4 mark and her mental issues start coming to light, at which point you can look back and connect the dots to see she's has more character than just a bratty thot. Watching NGE with first timers is always fun.

>General opinion seems to say that 1.0 and 2.0 are okay, but 3.0 is balls to the wall stupid. Never seen them before so I hope its good.
They're honestly all bad. 1.0 is just the least bad one

>until you hit the 3/4 mark and her mental issues start coming to light
her deep seated issues with self worth and external validation are made abundantly clear in the second episode she's in

It's established early that she has the problems but the flashbacks really turn the book. Lot of difference between suspecting something happened to her mother and knowing Asuka hates herself for needing someone so much she felt jealous of the doll her insane mother hanged with herself.

You just confirmed you are either underage or a brainlet with this post. Kaworu is pretty central to the main plotline.

youtu.be/Q0-fPIfAFK0?t=4

The penguin sells it desu

>Jungian
I don't know if this is supposed to be some sort of bait, but he clearly said "the yin-yang thing", buddy

perfect

u w0t

Rewatch FMJ

Take a listen for yourself:
youtu.be/KMEViYvojtY?t=43

>Neither of the endings of Evangelion have an anti-escapist message.
Yes they do, it's just that Anno felt he fucked up on the TV ending. He's talking in retrospect there, it's clearer in other interviews.

>The yang-yin thing.
It even makes much more sense in the context. Jung didn't really write on duality or is known for it. He was about the collective unconscious iirc.

25 year later

She at least had a character, unlike Rei and Asuka. Both of them were one-dimensional trash with little to no depth.

It's Jungian: chicagotribune.com/news/ct-xpm-1987-06-21-8702160471-story.html

tfw never watched it
I should get around to it, at some point

Its will be on Netflix next week or so

Great post, buddy

;_;

Just finished Eva not even a few moments ago, I feel like I missed something after the events of Kaworu. Wasn't Gendo gonna start the third impact or did that happen and because of it we got that whole segment of Shinji questioning himself and I guess finding his own individuality?
I feel like i'm a brainlet or something.

You're fine, there's no bridge from the events of 24 to the tv ending. Gendo already did it, everybody's dropped right into the instrumentality.

Based

read the intertitles that explain it in broad terms

What is the meaning of this scene?

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inb4 Hegel

Asuka wanted to be killed Shinji was going strong up until Asuka thanked him by putting her hand on his face then he realized that we will be alone and stoppef

>Wasn't Gendo gonna start the third impact
Yes, you see him tell Rei it's time.

omg, user-san! why are you so terrific! :u

Why is it that Eva always leaves me longing and sad more than any other anime after I finish NGE + EoE. I just want Shinji and Asuka to be happy ;^(

I think this scene is way more depressing than people make it out to be. Shinji was genuinely trying to kill Asuka and he was terrified of having to live with her for the rest of his life. I think his attitude is simply continuing on from the first choking scene. Asuka exposes his inadequacy, all of his flaws and confronts him with all of his abandonment fears because she wouldn't put on an act to comfort him like Misato or Rei does. He was genuinely trying to kill off a source of pain and suffering. I think it's extremely rare in ficition to have a main character enact violent in such a pathetic and selfish way, Shinji was in the mindset of an overworked father nagged on by his wife and children and who simply could not take the pain any longer, and he genuinely tried to kill her.

Being shown forgiveness and love in such a state broke him down as he made him realize what horrible thing he was doing.

I think the overall meaning of the scene and what we should be getting from is that real life, living with other people is complete hell. Like Tomino says, Eva says many ar won the verge of a mental breakdown if things go wrong. Rejecting instrumentality is not a cakewalk, living with other people is extremely scary and painful and we are vicious and horrible people trying to protect our self and wellbeing (AT field if you will). But Yui's statement still held true, as long as you live, there is a chance of happiness and the affection she showed in such a situation, the forgiveness and understanding nonetheless achieved makes life worth living. It's worth it to live a life that is pure hell.

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Ramiel > all

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>her
That drill was obvious his dick.

Here's a WEBM version that I just made

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The word is "ovipositor"

That would make liking Ramiel gay, and I ain't no faggot user.

Therefore you are a girl.

I thought it was Shinji experiencing the third impact, but people kept on calling me a brainlet for thinking that.

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Rei fish

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I do agree with your theory, Everything You Ever Dreamed strongly hints at that idea, but it was cut, so who knows

NO MISATO NO PARTY

ayy

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Misato is very busy.

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Just giving a quick (you) to balance replies out

Or maybe...

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>a dub they will never watch will show them just how good the other dub they never watched really was!

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>implying i was referring to the newfags that i don't fucking care about and not the retards on this board

Yeah I guess the wojak poster would be clinically retarded

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Why it's Shinji from an alternate universe of course. You see he was in love with her but, unable to confess, he was gifted by a deus ex machina with her phone number...

I know exactly who you're talking about. How many of those "subshitters" do you think actually watched the original dub? How do you think another bad dub is in any way an argument in favor of dubs?q

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canon video

sauce?

It's kind of bad. Only good for the meme value

Then give me the sauce for meme material purposes

cringe
based

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Fpwp

Good taste

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this is hikari say something nice about her

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Poor Shinji...he has a really small penis :(

Shinji is a grower, not a shower.

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Hello, my name is Misato and I am an alcoholic.

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Editing the scenes is one thing. I'm worried someone on staff is "woke" and will try to change the script.

Not that I'll watch the dub anyways, but I hope some faggot doesn't ruin the dub for the casuals.

Wasn't on Yea Forums yet when NGE came out. What were the threads like?

Well in Evangelion, the Sega Saturn was the main console everyone had.

Assuming they are using Saturn link cables, the possible games they could be playing are the following:

>Daytona USA Circuit Edition
>Hyper Reverthion
>Doom
>Steeldom
>Gungriffon 2
>Hexen
>Hyper 3D Taisen Battle Gebockers

But I'm not sure if any of those support more than 2 players.

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gungriffon naturally, asuka would want to try to prove that she's the best pilot in all available mediums

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She wants those watermelons.

>Sailor moon crossover
>But no misato

Misato is too old. She'd have to be Queen Beryl or something.

Here

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>asuka or rei
>not asuka AND rei
bunch of fucking marys in here I tell ya

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Watching NGE for the 2nd time after not seeing it in 6-7 years, which was my first time view. Me and my bud just hit EP18 where Unit 01's dummy plug takes over for Shinji they can destroy the 13th Angel, Unit 03 with Toji as pilot.

My question is why did Gendo not suspend the dummy plug when Unit 03 was already completely destroyed, and even went so far as to collapse the entry plug of Unit 03 without interfering? Is it explained by the lore later in the show?

In all honesty I don't remember all that much from my first viewing besides the NUT scene and Asuka being best girl, and a bit of the character backgrounds. This is probably because I watched EVA when I was still an emotionally underdeveloped loser in high school that didn't catch all the significant character building, development and intentions on my first run through. Rewatching it now as a slightly more developed adult is basically watching a whole new anime because of all the subtlety and character motivations I didn't completely grasp all those years ago.

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>My question is why did Gendo not suspend the dummy plug when Unit 03 was already completely destroyed, and even went so far as to collapse the entry plug of Unit 03 without interfering? Is it explained by the lore later in the show?
Arguably, either the dummy plug cant be easily stopped (like berserk mode), or gendo didnt want to take any chances (he is an asshole)

The target didn't go silent until afterward, they were still reading an angel on instruments all mauling long. Something attracted Eva-01 to the plug and inspired it to do that, and then headquarters stopped detecting an angel.

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Best taste

This.

Damn. Asuka in Sailor Moon outfit is quite hnnnnnnnng.

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3.33 is absolute trash, so is the rest of the "rebuild".

This is pretty disheartening to hear since I'm almost done downloading all the rebuilds and I've been pretty excited to watch them all. I want a reason to be excited for 4.0

Asuka just wants some attention.

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Those are some tits for a 13 year old.

She looks so distraught.

Her tits can change their size.

I know Anno outsourced a lot of the production for this shit but why can't they get Asuka consistent? They seemed to do a better job with Rei.

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Sorry, Rebuild's got nothing to see. At least you know to delete them now before you spent like 4 hours watching them.

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Cool it with the filters.

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Does anyone have a high-res version of this picture? It looks like it was the cover to some EOE CD.

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And that was how Asuka got superpowers.

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(High pitched scream)

It was the cover to a minicd for people who just wanted Komm Susser Tod. Fuck if I know who's art.

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>near the bump limit
Finally, good riddance to you morons. Evafanboys really are the biggest idiots on this board.

See you tomorrow

Thank you for further validating your idiocy. This was my first post in this thread and the IP count proves it.

Evamorons like yourself really are comically dumb.

Out we go.

Why tomorrow? There's another thread up right now. And another one on Yea Forums too

disagree

>And another one on Yea Forums too
Thanks for the alert. Hopefully the mods there are active; I know Yea Forums threads have been purged before but you Evamorons are desperate to push it everywhere.

this

are you sure?

what?

Good riddance, shit thread.

This thread is GREAT

how is this thread 4 days old? also rei best

Congratulations!

Asuka still a best

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And she always will be.

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