Confess your sins, Yea Forums

....I imagine her overweight and in nappies.

>implying slaaneshi ever leave their room

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i fap to anime traps at least 3 times per week

4:3 resolution bothers me and makes me see older shows as worse because it doesn't fit the screen fully.

Are you trolling right now or serious

I haven't watched one episode of Hidamari Sketch

Sometimes I stream anime on my PS4.
I still haven't watched Haruhi or LOGH.
I drop 95% of CGDCT I start.

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I like the Fairy Tail anime.

no you do'nt.

>Haruhi
what is this, 2004?

I love to troll lolicons despite being one myself. They're so dumb and thin-skinned that a single post can be enough to derail and kill a thread.

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Based

How do you troll us, friend?

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You better get started, then.

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I watch dubs. Alot. Like if a show has a dub, I'll always pick the dub. I just like it more than the Japanese versions.

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You should already know how.

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t. jew
im an irl gob

I fap to characters more if they're the waifu of a devoted user.

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i think she should have gotten gobbed

But I do

You are a monster.

i hope you lose

She should have been raped.

I've never seen lolicons tilted in my life until someone drops "pedophile" or starts posting shotacon. That's honestly the only way.

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Maybe in the past, but nowadays you only need to say that X isn't loli to start a fight. They're also obsessed with someone named juju for some reason.

I stream my anime.

From your computer to your TV, right?

I watch only around three shows a year.

I stole the cookies from the cookie jar.

user those were canniboloid cookies

All my favorite shows are comedies

If your favourite shows includes garbage like Nichijou, you have shit taste.
If your favourite shows includes top-tier series like Saiki, you have good taste.

I like the new Tifa

>I bait lolicons so they drown the thread with loli porn
I can read you like an open book.

there's only been one good comedy since 2012 though

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They're both there, fuck you

This but swap the order of the two shows

I love my husbando!! Is that a sin?

homosexuality is a sin

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Slapstick is not comedy. It's literal entertainment for babies.

There's nothing wrong with being a baby

I want to see HEA getting fucked by goblins

That looks more like a toddler than a loli.

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Staceys are planets with natural satelites (betas)

I play gacha

I want this user to get blue balled.

I love Elf. It's not a sin but I'll confess it.

I'm literally obsessed with a series that no one else on Yea Forums cares about in 2019.

You're not Kirei. WHAT HAVE YOU DONE WITH KIREI!?

I masturbated to her being raped by goblins

Pokemon?

He took a break.

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I've had that dish, it's actually pretty good

Date a Live?

I want to sniff her piss soaked panties

is it actually that spicy

Always some mad nerd that does this

depends on the place and your tolerance, it's one of the few dishes where the tastiness is worth the slight burning
I'd recommend

It's a light novel series that was adapted to a manga and anime, but not that one.

Based

Fucking idiot. you should be watching in the dark anyway so you only see a floating square.

I masturbated to a doujinshi where a goblin skins her and wears her buffalo bill style.

Slime?

You know, it's weird that she turns, or more accurately, take over as the face of the priestess. When "Priestess" is originally a mistranslation from the LN.

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Even though poor cowgirl would be heartbroken, I want goblin slayer and priestess to become a lovey dovey couple, marry and have children.

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I keep masturbating to other girls when I only want to jerk off to my waifu. It makes me feel horrible inside but I can't stop.

I will always view you as a child and possess absolutely no sexual attractions towards you.
One user once said that you had "baby fat" and that hasn't left my mind ever since.

I’ve masturbated to the thought of drinking Priestess’ fear-imbued urine more than once.

who's the waifu?

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I regularly trash talk my own waifus and even take time to make hate charts and hate threads about my own waifus.

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>waifus
>s

Anime turned me into a level 5 turbo siscon.
The things I did to my poor imouto disgust me but I can't help myself

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You're cute and I tried fapping to you but you're not sexually attractive enough so I came to other girls.

I want to rape you while Goblin Slayer is forced to watch!

I don't want to say, no point dragging her into this

I fap to you every night

based

I want to rape Goblin Slayer while Priestess, Cow Girl, Guild Girl, High Elf Archer, Sword Maiden, Chosen Heroine, and Noble Fencer watches!

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too late, who is SHE

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I self-insert as Goblin slayer and imagine myself have sex with priestess

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I can't wait for the day you lose.

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I ain't telling, FUCK OFF

I jerked off to this one time, felt really guilty because she's too innocent for that. It was like jerking off to a child.

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I use Crunchyroll unironically because it just works.

Also, I owe no confession to false gods, slag. There is one true god of Yea Forums.

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I don't watch anime.

TELL ME

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Why do you need to know?

I jerked off to your pissing scene on more than one occasion.

Just thinking about it now is turning me on honestly.

I hate NGE.

>God
>Can't get a season 3

I can't stand 90% of Yea Forums

>Mfw I found my first fetish was girls squirting in their panties and went the slippery slope down to girls pissing in diapers Someone please gas me

The Ambition of Oda Nobuna?

Priestess-chan, I can (mostly) only fap to blondes. Sometimes I can with brown haired and red haired but it's rare.
I regularly jack off at the thought of you and young SM getting gangraped by Goblins. I even write fanfictions about it.

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Can't hear you

I have had literally no interest in sex or women since I started reading manga

Alot of anons shitting up the HxH threads are unironically from reddit, I know this because they keep posting images exclusively from the sub to here and can't tell jokes to save their lives

I used to jackoff to the idea of Bulma getting raped in her sleep in the original Dragonball series.

Cervix penetration sex with Megumin and I will NOT repent!

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That's not a sin, Cowgirl also helps smoothen things between Priestess & GS.
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>only 90%
KEK

Burglar is the most bitter incel i've ever met

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I fapped to the wizard being stabbed to death in the first episode. And I came.

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Stay delusional, cuck girl fag

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I support Live, even though they are evil

I would buy every official onahole if they would license them. Why arent they doing this?

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>I still haven't watched Haruhi
don't bother, you'll end up hating her
just like me