Why can't all girls be like this?

Why can't all girls be like this?

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>Why can't all girls be boys?
I don't know.

>Why can't all girls be sluts?
95% of them already are

heh please, why can't they ALL be like tomoyo? (in the VN anyway)

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all the incels would revolt and shoot up the place because they still wouldn't be getting any

You mean 100%? Or are you really so disillusioned you believe there's a 5% of "quality" girls out there somewhere?

I'd bang the fire twins like a drum instead.

that's a boy?

Snek

It looks like one.

Every monogatari should be uenofied, it's less dangerous to hang in a genius lobster world.

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Why can't more girls be like this?

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I dearly hope all pedophile filth will be purged from the world

not everyone is into shota, mate.

Based fellow incel.

Everyone constantly ejaculating themselves into comas does not a productive society make.

that's a cute Nadeko-chan

snake is so powerful she's invading other anime now.

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>seething this hard

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Are you aware that they are under 18?

Are you aware that you need to go back where you came from?

Imagine defiling her body before she reaches puberty

where the fuck do YOU think youare? go back to twitter

And? That's what makes them so appealing. That forbidden fruit.

Seething

And?

It's hebephilia

...

Prime age for breeding.

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99%

Isn't she 15? It's ephebophilia.

pedo/hebe/ephebo is determined by physical development, and the girl in question still looks like she's near the start of puberty.

It would underm ine their worth

>hebephilia
More like hebiphilia

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Nice dubs

Nah, she's well developed. Could pass for an adult girl.

I miss her bros...

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>Having a relationship with a schooler that 1. cannot consent and 2. barely knows about anything.

She's flat and unsexy though

She's either flat or unsexy, make up your mind

She looks like a boy with that body though

The manga still ongoing.

Isn’t it wonderful?

3DP is fucking disgusting

I wish I knew her irl, be her friend and share our efforts together

I really need someone like her in my life

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Can I post in this thread? I don't like how the other thread is turning out.

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Fucking pedos right? Over 18 a best

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I bet her swimsuit smells worse than Ueno’s tights.

Quit being a pedophile

tell little girls to quit being so sexy.

Quit being a Redittor

Because mankind has become weak and is devolving.

is this sexy?

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No, she looks like an old hag.

>shitposter migrates here

If I shitpost, it will always accompany an image of a little girl

are these acceptable terms?

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How about you don’t shitpost at all? Why do you keep doing this?

Little girls are always welcome

Fuck off shitposter

I don't really shitpost that hard.

Thanks for your hospitality!

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To my understanding, they were 206 years old.

>he said while not posting a little girl

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Don’t care, just please cut that shit out, these threads are supposed to be comfy

How can you have cunny threads without cunny and call it comfy

puffy

I like little girls.

Just don’t be a retard, stop shitposting, and we can all enjoy some cunnies

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Grandma

Nice percenteges fag, who teach them to you?

nice english

Nah. That user is just a faggot who's constantly imagining dicks everywhere.

Typical /r9k/ loser sharing their dumb opinions based on their terrible experiences with girls.

C

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AND FUNNY

AND

Boring meme

Agreed, let’s talk about something more interesting like your dad fucking you

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Funny enough I am currently in class with a girl who FUCKING LOOKS JUST LIKE HER (she even is super autistic about her studies and teacher talks about how she's getting too much bonus points) HER HAIR IS EVEN DYED WHITE.

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>sexually awakened
>exhibitionist
That's bizarre. Is it normal for a girl her age to love dicks?

>this new

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girls her age all love dicks, it's common knowledge

That doesn't sound right. She's still so young.

Show me a 3DP that looks like OP.
I fucking dare you.

(You) too

If her number's on the clock, it's good enough for the cock.

No

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Here's a transparent Kitanaga. She can sit on something for you and maybe you won't miss her as bad

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Nice.

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Cute and funny!

God I wish that were me

Beauty is all the more beautiful because it is fleeting

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>Kitanaga will never sit on your face after a long swim until you pass out from lack of oxygen and chlorine inhalation
just kill me now

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Wish granted.

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Thank you!

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That user was right about it being boring, but wrong about it being a meme. Memes contain and pass on bits of cultural information, whereas yours is simply a garbage word used to signal to others of your kind, ad nauseum

It's boring Yea Forums talk.

It's up to technology to make dreams reality.

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Sorry, but if you include a little girl, its not really a shitpost anymore

It's just as user says. Wise words.

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Imagine the smell.

Does she pleases old man?

She's a little girl

That means yes.

So that's a yes, then.

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>she agrees to fuck her but you can't see her boobs and cunny
Would you still do it Yea Forums?

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It's a shibboleth. Not a meme. Not a joke. Garbage.

Sure. I'll use a tactile variant of echolocation

sauce me bro

Summer's come early.

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The thought of random anons getting ass pounded fills me with a special feeling

This but unironically and with Noa.

Doesn't matter as long as you can honk them

That wet armpit

Remember rule 19

I like cute and funny girls, how bout you anons?

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Why yes, I do as well.

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Rhyming slang is not a meme, and I think it's funny.

Like what? Slutty? They are, if they're attracted to you.

Why is she so sexy

Have sex.

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To contrast with Ueno, who is cute and pure.

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Post pics faggot

ITT: raging virgins lol

Sometimes

implying any mainstream loli character has any real world analogue

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>she sees your ochinchin

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What do you expect from a lolicon thread?

Why are all of Yea Forums like this? Are you so powerless and pathetic that you can't feel safe in a relationship with someone who isn't a literal child?

>page 10
Nice bump, idiot. It's almost like you want to bait to keep the thread alive. I still agree with your post.

Nothing wrong with liking children.

Why is Yea Forums so creepy? Are you so disgusting and pathetic that you can't feel safe in a relationship with a normal human being who can recognize your flaws, and instead have to resort to clueless children with underdeveloped brains you can groom to believe whatever you want? I'm happy that pedophiles have access to this kind of porn because it reduces sexual assault, but I know some of you aren't even attracted to kids and are just failures who crave these fucked up power dynamics you can't accomplish with anyone but children. If you want to feel superior to someone so badly, try bullying pedos on Yea Forums rather than projecting it to your porn habits and creating fucked up meta-attractions that'll haunt you later in life

Yep, you are a lolicon baiting to keep your thread alive. A bit sad tbqh

fuck i didnt know my first post registered please ignore it and enjoy the latter one instead, it took a lot more effort and irony to make

What if I report you instead?

You see, that's an interesting philosophical question. What happens when you do an action? The consensus is that it's impossible to predict. We normally assume the world works in a deterministic way, that everything happens for a reason. All consequences are in a chain of events, with a cause before it, and further consequences after it. Because of this, any cause will result in consequences that'll last until the end of time, creating more causes and consequences in its wake. This phenomenon is known as the "butterfly effect", where seemingly small actions will result in massive consequences through chains of events. This is it's unreasonable to think you can understand what'll happen as the result of an action, as you'd have to know every action and consequence happening until the end of time.

Too much text, not interested. Shoo

Yes.

That's your loss user, in my post you'll find clues that'll give you the coordinates to a hidden treasure.

I don't need more money. I already have an infinite supply.

>bros

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God I need a S2 of this.

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Wow that's sick bro, could you please help fund my anti-normalization of child porn propaganda budget? This is very hard work, and unless I get some donations soon I don't think I'll be able to keep it up. Please, think of the children

I pray we get a S2, I hope Ueno gets a nendo at summer wonfes too, I'm ready to throw my money at something for a S2.

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If you are starving to death that's not my problem. Ask your family or get a job that pay well.

Don't blame me when you walk in on your kids being molested

It's sad that daddy overpays you for drilling your ass, it's usefulness is way overdue

Could you stop pretending you care about others, you pathetic idiot?

Why doesn't alternate universe euler hate everything?

>triggered kissless poorfag

No need to get angry, does dad not have time for you lately? I guess that's the case if you're whoring yourself here for attention

Woah, what's going on here? Calm down. I only want the best for my employees, and for the children on earth who I love very very much (platonically of course). If you feel like I tried to guilt-trip you for not making a donation, I apologize. I don't mean to come across that way

>phoneposting

Half dressed?
I dunno.

Free the nip!

>guilt
I don't feel any guilt. I only care about me and the people I love. Trying to save everyone is a waste of time since misery is always going to exist. Only care about those who are close to you and live deliciously.

>coping this hard

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>implying user isn't right

Are you aware that they are not 3DPD?

>implying 3DPD are pure in anyway
>implying you aren't a roastie newdyke yourself

Yea Forums has changed it seems.

You might be caring a bit too much, there are better ways of showing your affection for the family than fucking them.