Seriously, is there anything that can be said against Goku that isn't a desperate headcanon and misinterpretation of scenes?
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Bad dad Goku unfortunately has become popular, TFS' early version of him didn't help
Refuted garbage. And anyone who regurgitates TFS automatically loses.
NIGGER DAD
Worship
Fuck Shitku literally a braindead certified 50 IQ retard
NIGGER DAAAD
Kek, what a bitch. Fuck Tardku
>heres a great idea for a movie! Goku and vegeta fight against an enemy stronger than them, then fuse/get a new form, lose the fight but some how win by some asspull! What do you guys think?
>cheapshot
>after the actual fight
Discarded.
>manga
Discarded
Seething Vegetaturd
>gets 1-0'd
>AHHH KURIRIN-DONO PLEASE SPARE BEJITA-SAMA, IF YOU KILL HIM NOW I WILL NEVER GET A CHANCE TO REDEEM THIS SHAMEFUL LOSS OF MINE!!
>gets his chance at 1-1
>STEP ASIDE KAIOSHIN-SAMA, I DONT CARE IF YOU'RE A GOD OR WHATEVER, ANYONE WHO GETS IN THE WAY OF MY CHANCE TO EVEN THE SCORE WITH THE MIGHTY BEJITA-SAMA WILL GET BLASTED!
>gets 2-0'd
>B-But Goku's a bad da-
Post beautiful smiles
Kek what a stupid jobber
>humanspic
Didn't read
>Tardkufag opens thread
>gets BTFO instantly by Bejita chads
Tardkubros its over for us...
Goku doesn't hold grudges or anything like the eternally assblasted shitjeta who had Goku living in his head for the entirety of Z. He only wanted a punching bag to his massively superior power at.
Yeah, sounds great...
based psychopath
>shitjetafag opens a thread
>it dies instantly with less than 5 posts
>Beerus, how dare you destroy earth before Bejita has kissed my wife? ARGGH, I WILL NOT LET YOU DESTROY MY WOOOOOOORLD
Wow user, we've never had anything like that before.
DID
NOTHING
WRONG
I blame Super too, they let the Bad Dad Goku memes influence them a bit much
Goku is giving Gohan this smile to tell him that it's alright and to not feel bad even after he had doomed the entire earth with his edginess. Goku doesn't blame him or anything, just comforts him with a smile. He is actually a pretty good dad.
>Goku acting as the usual fighting freak makes him a better dad
Wha a stupid argument
Is there a bigger jobber than Vegeta in all of anime?
>My form is justice. And my form is the world. Worship me. Give praise unto me. Me, the beautiful, the sublime... Me, the invincible, the almighty and divine... All hail GODmasu!
>Garlic Jr.
>return of Broly
>history of future trunks
>Bio broly
>Wrath of the dragon
The purest.
tfs is wrong, goku isn't a bad dad, he is an abusive monster, his family is forced into liking him against their will because toriyama is a psychopath
>j-j-jiren c-chicken legs haha
BTFO
Nice try faggot.
Champa a shit
>chi-chi
>liking Goku
Even goten realizes goku is a retard
ORE WA SUPA BEJITA-DA
O-OWARI DA! OW!
Enter Pan.
gohan is a jobber but is better than vegeta
>P-PLEASE BEAT JOBREN FOR US KAKAROTTO I TURNED OUT TO BE A SHITTY JOBBER AS USUAL
>Frieza has to save Goku and then Goku has to save Frieza and 17
Why does everyone who fights against Jiren need to be saved? Otherwise they end up like Hit or Bejita?
Post only the most prestigious shitposts
Nope. Vegeta's literally become a term for a shitty jobbing sidekick in the medium
>Everyone complains about Goku doing WAKU WAKU
>No one complains about Vegeta doing the same and letting Cell achieved perfection
Cute!!!
OFFICIAL GOKU VICTORIES IN ALL OF SUPER:
1. Winnie the Pooh
2. A girl
OFFICIAL GOKU LOSSES IN ALL OF SUPER:
1. Beerus
2. Frieza
3. Frost
4. Hit
5. Goku Black
6. Jiren
7. Jiren
8. Jiren
9. Jiren
OFFICIAL VEGETA VICTORIES IN ALL OF SUPER:
1. Frieza
2. Frost
3. Magetta
4. Cabba
5. Goku Black
6. Toppo
OFFICIAL VEGETA LOSSES IN ALL OF SUPER:
1. Beerus
2. Hit
3. Goku Black
4. Jiren
*Jumps up to grab Goku by the collar, dangling off the ground*
TWO TO ZERO KAKAROTTO!
Now you're just being autistic.
Why does Jiren beg for his life like a little bitch when cornered?
You aren't alive in the 90s then, because EVERYONE used to talk shit about Vegeta because of this Cell bullshit back then
>Frieza
KEEP DREAMING MONKEY BRO
Oh... Brolybros what
>OFFICIAL VEGETA VICTORIES IN ALL OF SUPER:
>1. Frieza
Kek literally had to be saved by Goku
ETERNAL REMINDER THAT THE LIZARD IS LITERALLY COMMANDER RED
Literally never happened. Cry, cry for me
Technically, Vegeta is a better dad then Goku...
vegeta cried to get Super saiyan after having Goku live rent free in his head for years on end and gets killed off-screen in Future Trunks timeline. His death wasn't even important enough to be shown
Vegeta literally had to kill himself to defeat majin buu because his majin-roids weren't enough. But Buu regen'd so Vegeta killed himself for nothing
They're both shit but you can't argue Gohan jobs more than vegeta
>then
Discarded
Enter BASEDza, GODly and CHADgus.
J-JUST FINISH ME OFF EMPEROR FREEZER-DONO...
Oh... Hurizabros, could it be that our emperor was relegated to a mere homage?
>TFW your friend wants to spend time with his family over getting stronger
>has to jump up to grab Goku's collar
>P-PLEASE NO MORE RECOOME-SAMA....HURRY AND SAVE ME KAKAROT-DONO!
No.
No wonder Frieza wanted to be taller after this...
>T-THAT'S ENOUGH PLEASE LET ME GO
Sounds like begging to me
No. Frieza-sama is so popular he gets to be a villain and stay around without dying after one arc. Sorry inferior antagonist bros.
then what is this?
ORE WA SUPPA BEJITA.
>>T-THAT'S ENOUGH PLEASE LET ME GO
>Literally making shit up
Discarded, chilean cuck
The sad thing is that BUU EXISTS
>shitjeta played like a fiddle
o-o-re-ORE WA...STOP LAUGHING YOU BUG BASTARD!
goten just standing there not giving a fuck about his dad
The text was changed but the gist of it wasn't, cope.
Buu hasn't done anything villanous since spitting out evil buu a decade ago. This moment was hardcore evil with a capital E.
Reminder that, in-universe that Vegeta is canonically known as a second-fiddle jobber
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AND THIS....
Were you hoping I wouldn't see this? Kek what a pathetic bitch like jobren
Based: Frieza, Goku, Krillin, Broly, Zamasu, Cell
Cringe: Jiren, Vegeta, Gohan, Voredroid
LOL.
Broppo is the best
how will vegetaspics recover LMAO
Vegeta truly is the embodiment of suffering.
SUPAH SAIYAJON OI TA
>gets furious at his wife
>beats his wife wearing a wifebeater
>next time around chichi says that she won't try because goku can't be stopped
why doesn't anyone suspect anything?
Post webm when he almost kills her "on accident"
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J-jiren chads....
For me to poop on.
>Literally who
I can't because anime censored that hit and made it look like a short hit when in the manga he did at good 150 degrees
This is my beautiful wife! Say something nice about her.
Post manga version
If I impregnate Brapan, will both Bra and Pan be pregnant when they defuse?
NO, PLEASE BROLYSAMA
SHE'S STILL JUST A GIRL
Tell your wife to put some clothes on.
>villain
I think you mean comedic relief
That's like a 40+ year age difference
I guess age doesn't matter much to saiyans though
>Produces the entire conflict of the movie and the ending is him genociding a defenseless planet
Suuuuure.
Tell your wife to take her panties off and take another picture.
DIE BITCH
This is actually an interesting question.
So if ChiChi and Bulma fused, had sexual relations with, ummm... Krillin, would they still be pregnant separated? Or only pregnant when fused?
>>Produces the entire conflict of the movie
5 CENTIMETERS
Save me KRILLIN!!!!
>shoes on bed
What an uncultured pig.
>DIE BITCH
She plays a lot with Pan.
Probably not.
Excuse me, I have an announcement
There's a timeline out there in which Vegito never defused and impegnated both his wives with ultrapowerful god babies.
I think it works like this, if I remember correctly in fusion there's always a dominant partner, so the fusion is more of a 51%/49%. So for example with Vegito Vegeta is dominant (calls Goku Kakarot) and Gogeta Goku is dominant. So whichever is the dominant partner, they would be the one who's really pregnant.
The way I see it is that 30 minutes probably isn't enough time to impregnate her anyway.
Times Bejita was stronger than Tardku:
>Dragon ball minus
>all of Dragon ball
>saiyan saga
>namek saga
>android saga
>cell saga
>buu saga
>BoG saga
>RoF saga
Wanna bet?
TARDKU BROS WHAT THE FUCK THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING I'M LITERALLY SHAKING RN
That tickles, bejita.
If you'd like to take that shot user, in the name of scientific research of course...
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH, HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH, HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARG, NO STOP, NO MORE, STOP, I GIVE UP, PLEASE, PLEEEEEEEEEEASE, STOP HURTING ME, STOP HURT-AAAAWWWWW MY ARM, MY ARM, YOU BROKE MY ARM, HELP, HELP, WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE, IT HUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURTS, HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA, IT HURTS, IT HURTS, HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARG.
What kind of games do they play?
Nobody:
DB Threads: *JoB, JoBber JOBBING JoB ChAd ChAd, JIrenChad ChAdreN*
At leasy you recognize who the supreme Chad is, dumb normie.
God someone give this man a Senzu
How sad...To job so hard and achieve, so little....
you know that goku died to cell on purpose right? see how he moved hand away from his head after IT next to king kai
Kneel.
>Goku's gonna outlive his friends and non-Saiyan family
But it's okay as long as he has Bejita-sama to waku waku with
Namekians live way longer than saiyans at least. Big Green will still be around for the Goku Junior days
Based
Not relevant
The kind that involve removing clothes.
AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH BEJITA-DONO PLEASE FIGHT FOR ME I'M JOBBING TO A REGULAR COLD NOOOOOO
This subject interests me greatly. Please tell me more.
kek
What were they thinking?
KEK
Toeilards will defend this
It's a secret, they don't give out details.
>canon Goku characterization
>Jedi bullshit
Another shining example of why the promotional fanbook isn't canon.
>canon Goku characterization
HAHAHAHAHAHA
I thoroughly enjoy these.
>vegeta in the new DB game
>the only shot of him is him crying like a bitch
OH NO NO NO!!!
Dragon Ball Z: Kaka
>K-Kakarot, please defeat frieza for me!
kek just like the threads
BTFO in front of millions
.
Why is it called Kakarot tho?
Imagine shitlys skull inbetween that GRIP.
Seems like Tacotaro is capable of doing good stuff too
I see the sub-intellectual Toyochode has no arguments as per usual. Glad we agree that Toyopaco's promotional tracing guide is non-canon and irrelevant.
CHADku...p-please...
I think Jiren is a good character
>N-N-N-N-NO GOKU-SAMA I'LL LEAVE EARTH I PROMI- BLERUUUUUGHHHHHHH
>this entire thread
Cope.
Dissapointing as ever, eh, what was his name again?
>no blood
No buy.
Goku meditates from as far as Dragon Ball
KAKAROT SAMA PLEASE DEFEAT FRIEZA FOR ME!!
Damn, I'd give anything to know.
Cope harder, spic.
This is exactly what happened though
I'd call it a wall of bunk if Toeimasters hadn't disproved literally everything here.
>literally in denial
...did she join?
>this same disproved wall of headcanon MS Paint nonsense with not a single shred of evidence for the manga being canon
COPE.
>this is what spics fap to
Saved before delet
>Still the main focus of game trailers decades later
CAN ANYBODY STOP /ouremperor/?
>this is what burgers fap to
>desperate samespic with no arguments
Holy shit I am good at this.
S-spare my life, CHADza, p-please...
New game looks really shit btw
>Hiding behind the desperate samefag argument AND copying the intellectual and based Toeimasters' posting style
Holy fuck. Toyoturds are DONE
toeilards in shambles
>Y-YAMUCHA SAMAAAA P-PLEASE STOOOOP
Lads...
KEK
Fujobait of the 90's
I don't see you coping. Why
Goku
>Tardku leaves Piccolo alive because waku waku
>Tardku leaves Vegeta alive because waku waku
>Tardku leaves the Frieza alive because WAAH WAAAH ME CANT STOMACH KILLING WAAAAH ILL SHOW MERCY IM SUCH A GOOD BOY THE HOPE OF THE UNIVERSE
Does anyone else remember how in the anime version Goku doesn't even hug Gohan?
>>Tardku leaves Piccolo alive because waku waku
>>Tardku leaves Vegeta alive because waku waku
Not what happened. Goku believed they could change and didn't want end their lives. And they did change so his philosophy was right
>>Tardku leaves the Frieza alive because WAAH WAAAH ME CANT STOMACH KILLING WAAAAH ILL SHOW MERCY IM SUCH A GOOD BOY THE HOPE OF THE UNIVERSE
Haha yes, tardku
Japanese parents don't hug their children.
You mean the canon version?
I thought the narrative was that Goku wanted to leave Freeza alive so Freeza would shit the bed every night knowing he got pounded by a monkey cause Goku's a sociopath
Why can't you guys make up your minds?
>Goku believed they could change and didn't want end their lives.
Nice headcanon spic
>Damage controlling THIS hard
VEGETA-SAMA, PLEASE FUCK MY WIFE
He was so dreamy before.
defend this
youtube.com
You are the one with the headcanon, fighting with them was a side thing but never his main reason. He literally told Frieza that he never wanted to see his face again.
>dragonball.news
>DB official site makes an article for Piccolo for his day
>use only the original DB manga and the DBS manga to show his progression as character
Toeibros...
its amazing how he is kissless yet he isnt a virgin
Thoughts on the new main characters?
you guys just dont realize goku is Domesticated animal.
Same butthurt retard
Does Yea Forums actually "count" DBS? This pic is phony as hell, it's a prime example of how off the rails memey DB has gone.
Super should be in its own category, almost like a reboot/nu-era. And everything else is "classic".
just 2
>217 posts
>51 posters
The DB site knows, holy trips confirm
>le senzu bean
pure fucking cope lmao
>LITERALLY says he doesn't want to lose his "arch-enemy"
>LITERALLY hopes internally that Piccolo will get really strong so he can have a waku waku fight next time
Concede and kneel.
Who cares what the original text was? It wasn't about that you huge retard
And he never asked for a rematch, why? Because he was just teasing you socially inept retard. And he explicitly states the main reason, Kami.
>non-canon fan website talks about promotional material instead of using the canon source
fuck off
>KURIRIN-DONO PLEASE LET HIM GO HE'S SO STRONG IT'D BE A WASTE
Imagine being a fucking Tardku fag and having to damage control his behavior with mental gymnastics lol
>gets beaten this hard
>recovers
>gets beaten this hard again
>recovers
>self-destructs
>survives, recovers
Goku and Vegeta's infinite stamina sums up everything wrong with modern DB.
Jiren, Katopesla, Caulifla, Kale, Kefla and some of Gohan's episodes were the saving graces of ToP.
And since we're at it why don't Tardku fags damage control kek
Based and tallenoughtobemaincharactherpilled
Pitiful. Let's compare feats, shall we? First, Jiren:
>was able to sense the trajectory of the Katchi Katchin manipulated by the Grand Priest himself and dodge it without even moving because he knew it wasn't going to hit him
>tanked everything up to SSG like it was nothing, blocked every attack from SSG with one finger, and was unfazed by SSB, SSBKK, or even a Spirit Bomb at a MASSIVELY suppressed level of power
>is so fucking strong he can crush TIME ITSELF in his grip and literally effortlessly shattered the hardest material in the multiverse
>is so powerfully confident he was able to spend the majority of the ToP meditating, which by itself produced an aura so powerful that literally no one below GoD-level could penetrate it
>oneshotted Kale, who threw SSB Goku around like a ragdoll
>easily circumvented and countered UI Omen, still at a heavily suppressed level of power and despite never having seen it before
>earned the praise of Whis and the absolute pants-shitting fear of Beerus just by powering up
>literally made Goku shit himself and scared him back to base just by PUNCHING him
>deflected the Spirit Bomb by fucking glaring at it
>blocked Freeza's attack by looking at him angrily and then literally oneshotted him out of Golden form
>didn't break a sweat against the combined forces of SSBKK Goku and SSBE Vegeta
>effortlessly dismantled Vegeta in SSBE
>went toe-to-toe with and eventually surpassed an angel-tier technique
Vs JOBly:
>jobbed to weird spider aliens
>jobbed to fucking Vegeta
>jobbed to SSG Goku
>jobbed to Gogeta even after undergoing THREE fucking transformations
>Beerus didn't even bat an eyelash
>Whis toyed with him while smirking at how fucking weak and not a threat he was
There's not even a fucking comparison.
>When I see somebody that powerful, I get excited, and my heart starts racing
WAKKA WAKKA
shut your goddamn fucking face trashhan
Not really as insecure as the shitrentards about it
Because 'Virture Signaling 24/7' Kaiser, Hypocrite Taka, and Chris Sabat wannabe (IE the Real Chris Sabat who has been an egotistical control freak) Lani should speak about balanced mental health
Remember Superman is canon in DB.
He's < Kid Goku ep.1.
Can 17 beat Belmod, he almost defeated Jiren with his barrier.
People sleep on this but 17 legit defeated Jiren and made his power go from Golden freeza tier to base Goku and ff Freeza.
Nice headcanon.
*meant weakened and made his power drop
It's in the Chadnime, it is factually canon.
He has black hair.
>playing games
>Jobrenfag posting his headcanon picture again.
Yawn.
>based Goku showing Freeza who has the bigger dick
Some things are worse than death.
>By skill alone
Imagine considering all things. He could fucking rape them effortless
> Doglyfag is crying... Again.
NEXT.
Sure is summer in here.
Cringe shitposter
Jiren literally isn't even in the top 20 strongest DB characters
Cope loser.
Never was
Of course not. He makes it on the top 1 strongest characters category
>the 1st position isn't in the top 20
So this is your brain in jobrenposting
HAH, KAKAROTTO, HELP, PIKKORO HAS GONE MAD AND WON'T LET ME GO, HELP ME KAKAROTTO, THERE'S SOMETHING POKING ME FROM BEHIND.
Goku and Vegeta are definitely fucking on the regular.
Why does he live rent free in Copelytards heads?
Newshitter.
Vegeta did infinitely better than Gohan against Fat Buu. And Gohan has had two powerups that brought out his full potential and is still below Vegeta.
Holy based
and?
Don't worry Bejita, Pikkoro is just messing with you, he stopped being bad a long time ago.
Well no. You heard the characters several times saying that Jiren is on a whole other level. Cry
This pic is wholesome.
Fame tends to come with such downsides
>Jiren is on a whole other level of jobbing
And you are on a whole other level of coping.
>Why does he live rent free in Copelytards heads?
Your insightful contribution is a credit to the
high intellectual, BASEDren community.
Cope.
A-Angelbros.... what is this!?!?
These threads are still shit.
UCB you are late to the party
isn't about who's stronger it's about who jobbed more, and Vegeta jobbed the most
>Vegeta did infinitely better than Gohan against Fat Buu
He killed himself for nothing
Copecopecope
Shit post
Kneel and concede
Reminder that Jiren loses once and his stamina is completely gone.
> Keep your stamina-tournament
> Infinite stamina for Goku and Vegeta
???
After one fight. Fucking hilarious
BRO RECOVER STAMINA BY FIGHTING HAHA 250 IQ
Gohan has lost almost every fight he's ever been in. Even the fights where he was winning usually had him losing in the end.
I'm willing to wager he won more fights in the Anime ToP than all of Z.
Beerus
Vegeta's no better and didn't get a single main kill in Z either
When Goku fought Caulifla after losing UI he explained that he regains stamina by fighting, so he effectively has infinite stamina
Goku recovers stamina by fighting according to Toei
Vegeta actually won fights in Z though. Gohan beat some no name soldiers, and won a beam battle.
> beat some no name soldiers, and won a beam battle.
wow, just like vegeta minus the beam battle
Vegeta's canon victories in Super
>Frost
>Magetta
>Cabba
>Katopesla
>Nink
Goku's canon victories in Super
>Botamo
It's fucked and retarded.
How can he lose stamina?
by not fighting
goku didn't stop fighting against jiren because he ran out of stamina, he ran out of stamina because he stopped fighting
Goku's victories include shitza
MODS!!
You forgot Vegeta defeating Freeza and Goku defeating Trunks
> Vegeta defeating Freeza
?
Vegeta grow up and just see the doctor.
Goku is based, Cheelai is a whore, and Broly is a dog
based good taste friezabro
And Jiren is the strongest
OH YES! I LOVE SEEING VEGETA GETTING FUCKED IN THE ASS! SO BASED!
...
goku's the only reason the earth still exists multiple times over or hasn't been enslaved so he's earned the privilege of asking for a second shot against whoever he wants
Games are great. Why wouldn't you?
We know you do Goku
it's just because he was fighting caulifla and kale who were so hilariously weak that their best efforts to fight were still just rest and relaxation for goku
only real fighters wear him down. you might as well ask how he doesn't get worn out sparring with krillin or yamcha
WEAKgeta is STILL 0-2 against Lord CHADza
3-0 actually
youtube.com
>CHADku is a lgbt ally
Jobgeta btfo
>>manga
>Discarded
Fucking kill yourself you Toei drone. All that garbage the anime added only hurt the series.
Games are for children, grow up, mate.
Games are for everybody.
NEVER BOTHER ME OR MY WIFE'S SON AGAIN
>muhhh look at me look how mature and intellectually awakened I am
>I shall not partake in such CHILDISH fancies as games, unless of course they stimulate the mind such as chess
Literally, unironically commit suicide you fucking faggot.
the funny thing is the exact same line is in the anime
youtube.com
>missed the lewdposting
You're both right.
Where's my Argentinian Chad?
The guy with the cigaret
>>manga
>discarded
Found the Toeispic
You mean the masterful and intellectually astute chadnimescholar?
No I was referring to Paco to Toeitaco
Based
Games are toys, grow up.
Cope idiot, you're a grown man, get a fucking job and a gf, stop acting like a fucking child.
Discarded, mangaworm, discarded.
Dragon Ball is for children
Lewdposting is wrong.
BASED, toeintellectual, BASED
DB is literature.
Not when it's Pan and similarly hot characters like DB Chichi.
>neetcuck SEETHING at the fact that other people can hold a job, have a girlfriend, and still regularly enjoy games while the only attention he receives from the opposite sex is when his mom disgustedly hands him his monthly neetbux check
>says the overweight spic posting in a forum for japanese children's cartoons
Comic books aren't literature
you guys don't actually think Vegeta is a jobber, right?
desu I can't see Chichi being okay with Vegito. Plus Vegeta cares about Bulma more then Goku does his wife, so Bulma would probably win out.
But threesome ending is fun to think about.
>desu I can't see Chichi being okay with Vegito
It's not like she can do anything about it
Nope.
He's the Lord of Every Jobbers.
Go back to your own board Yea Forumsermin
>Neetcuck is samefagging
OH MY GOD TOYOBROS, I BET ROSH BEING SSBKK TIER IS ALSO TOYOTACO'S HEADCANON. NOOOOOOOOOO
>can't handle the truth
>starts sperging out
Every single time, you are going to die a virgin, I believe you are projecting right now, look at you, fat, unemployed, living in your moms basement like a worm, eating, gaming and sleeping, absolutely disgusting.
I read one chapter to my children every night before bed time.
>literally projecting
You will cope and kneel, dog.
Look at going absolutely bonkers just because someone badmouthed video games, this is a mental illness.
What is this Toyobros...
>Cries about people liking things
>Y-you're mentally ill!
Cope, dog, cope.
Get help.
>Tardku: The misunderstood protagonist
HAHAHAOHNONONONO
Kneel before me, pet.
>he likes videogames
PFAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH.
>can't refute it
Keep seething
Kiss my ass.
I don't know about fucking but they definitely at least jerked each other off during the 3 years in the hyperbolic time chamber.
YOU TOLD ME IT WAS TOEI'S FILLER TOYOBROS, DID YOU LIE TO ME!?!??!
I didn't even watch it, Niggerku fags don't deserve my attention except when it's to laugh at them
Kneel, samedog. KNEEL before your superior master. Prostrate your filthy canid form and offer up your sincerest condolences to your deific and godlike master. Do as thou art bidden, dog, or know unflinching and everlasting wrath. Kneel at mine feet, mine precious, PRECIOUS pet, mine loyal and obedient hound, mine MOST humble and contrite beast of burden. Kneel at ONCE.
I bet Goku never jerked vegeta.
YAWN.
Cope.
He probably tried to but couldn't figure it out, as simple of a task it is. Veggie did most of the work.
KNEEL, dog. Grovel, such is your place, PET.
state of the """""""""""""""chads""""""""""""" of Yea Forums
Yes 5 threads a day 24/7 hitting bump limit. 50% of Yea Forums's traffic. CRY
Cope
What is your least favourite filler arc?
S-shut up...!
kek based
16% of 4channels traffic.
The Tournament of Power
I like Risu
Based.
tranny
there's no way there wasn't some bro love during those 3 years alone together
Crying with Messoy
Pokemon Chad here.
DBS is dead. (Nobody care about the manga, Cabron is a fucking bad villain)
Cope
>Cabron
Discarded, taco seller
You know I'm right.
Pokemon is first since 1999.
>6 threads
6 threads what? Where ?
>just barely below One Piece, the active literal most popular manga in Japan with legions of dicksuckers on Yea Forums, who gets weekly new chapters
Holy fuck we're powerful. And we don't even have content to discuss. Imagine how strong we were at our prime.
Nice picture of Joppo
Enter Manleta.
Your right, this isn't even 10% of our full power.
Sit down and stop crying dog.
Remember on the ToP peak? 2k replies per thread. Holy fuck
> 250 posts/min when anime was live
>stronger in Japan than Gundam and Wan Piss COMBINED
Nasty boy.
GOGETA GOGETA GOGETA GOGETA GOGETA
Now go.
Huh?
I want him to ravage my asshole
I fucking hate Gogeta
He's literally just Goku
And smiling briefly in Broly movie doesn't change that fact, although that was enough to make Gokekta tards sperg out too
I like Jiren.
enter midgetku
>He's literally just Goku
unironically the reason i liked Gogeta
Of course, Tardkufag
>midgetku
>taller than the parasols
Broly = huge raw power used inefficiently.
Jiren = huge power applied efficiently.
That's why frieza went down a lot faster.
can you blame people for liking vegito because he's 80% Vegeta? no you can't
The effects on this one actually hurts my eyes
He probably would, Goku & Vegeta let out all their gay through Gogeta, he throws rainbow ki orbs & does shit like pic related.
What would have Cheelai done if Gogeta had pinned down Broly and fucked him raw into submission?
Yea Forums's traffic perfectly reflects worldwide sales.
Vegito isn't Vegeta, he's actually a proper merge, Vegeta would never goof around like Vegito did. This is why people like him, because he's a proper merge of them and actually exhibits characteristics of both which combine into the ultimate Chad.
>Gogeta
>fucking women
Gogeta isn't fucking anyone, considering he's 99.9% Tardku
I don't think you read the post right
sorry, i'll concede
Beaten lol
Gogeta was almost pure Vegeta
well nobody wants a jobber or a guy who constantly yields
>He's literally just Goku
That's why he's allowed to win his fights
Never give up for a dream you believe in
Never give up for a day to conceive
Gotta be tough, gotta make it together
Don't you know I'll always stand by your side?
Better to try than make no action
Better to cry than fake your emotion
Gotta be us, gotta fight it together
Don't you know you are the one makes my soul complete?
Buu Saga is the best. Fight me.
never happened
>Broly gave up the fight since he allowed the DB to take him away
>N-NO GOGETA DOESN'T WIN
>YAMERO JIREEEN AAAA BEJITA DO SOMETHING
>cheapshot
Scrubs never learn. No rules when it isn't play-fighting like the tournaments the vassal wasted too much time indulging in.
>after the fight
To think, Cui's strats didn't manage a thing with the Prince, but are always super effective against this dumb dog of an MC.
To be fair with Goku, if it wasn't for Chichi, Goku probably wouldn't even have had worried about having kids.
>allowed
nice headcanon
>tickles
How about a nice massage?
P-Please kiss my wife Bejita-san!
>V-cells
Shouldn't have switched to G-cells while Vegeta was still alive. Got himself killed. But seriously, why use trash like Kamehameha? What a way to die (suicide, again).
If it weren't for Chichi Bulma would've swept in and harvested that alien seed way before saiyan saga.
You don't understand, there was literally no fight then, knocking someone out while he is giving you his back is NOT a victory.
>No rules
They exist between supposedly two honorable warrior, shitjeta didn't consider it a win, no win considered it a win except for desperate shitposters wanting to compete with the big boys here.
>To think, Cui's strats didn't manage a thing with the Prince, but are always super effective against this dumb dog of an MC.
Not the same thing at all. Goku didn't think of jobjeta as an enemy even during the battle. He was willing to fight alongside him against Buu. Turning his back to him stemmed from that.
Man it took a while for Vegetafag to stop roleplaying as a Jirenfag
how did he land a cutie like 21?
That was back when dbz fights were good and not just one sided beatdowns
Enter CHADgito.
>invented just to perma-die and job to Goku in Vegeta's place who goes on for 2-0
>said perma-death dealt by a bastard mutt twink
>Kai
Gokufags, their natural enemies, are having a growing presence here so no need.
>twink
Fujos don't care that much about Future Trunks. Present Trunks is far more popular among fujos and shotafags.
>being a know-nothing anime-only
>Z
5 minutes have passed sorry lol
Exit Retconnedgito
manga canon is head canon
Not that I was in the fandom in the 90's but I remember early 00's they went crazy over future gohan/trunks
She was attracted to his sparkling personality.
Buu Saga isn't as bad as GT or Super but it's the worst part of Z. Buu is a garbage tier villain with zero motivation other than throwing a tantrum. It's also the saga that birthed the Scrappy Doo of DBZ.
>Super
He'd be more beautiful if he took his daily dosage.
>CopeXcope
who actually watches this gay shit?
Oh well, I mostly talking about nip fujos. Will I have seen some of those, Goku, Vegeta, the fusions and now Broly are far more popular fujos there.
>midgetku
When will they learn?
me and my boyfriend
user, you shouldn't lewd 21
oops wrong thread
Me and my 80 wives
>this ship
>Goku ever feeling romantic love
[raffing intensifies]
how old are you grandpa?
I can't help it, she's perfect.
She was attracted to his BBC (big brain capacity), as opposed to his physique. Also, don't care if this isn't on topic but she's insanely fun to play as in fighterz.
>don't understand
Projecting. That's your issue. You don't even understand why you've been called a "scrub" (or anything else that was noted).
>not a victory
Too bad facts don't care about your feelings (or anyone elses). Also, if you find yourself in a fair fight, your tactics suck. The more you know.
>they exist
Nice headcanon. Jests aside, the Virgin Subjectivefags fall before the Chad Objectivists. Goku got played and ended up eating dirt (again).
>shitposting to remind of canon
Cope.
>not the same thing
Certainly not the same result. Vegeta quickly caught on and cleared away. Goku got left behind the first time and the repeat sees him dropped faster than his wife's hopes for their marriage.
>Goku didn't think
Could be left at that, really.
Why won't Bejita kiss Goku's wife already. Why is Toriyama such a shit writer?
What on Earth are you mumbling about?
Bejita-sama, kiss my wife THIS INSTANT!
But she's a kind person and Gero was an asshole
can i get a full paragraph of cuckposting? i want saturate it somewhere else
NO KAKAROTTO, I WILL NOT KISS YOUR WIFE!
>conflating Toyo with AT's source material
80 wives (male)*
fucking typos
He just got tired and took a nap, that's all. Can't blame him, Vegeta's such a bad fighter it could put anybody to sleep!
Bejita-san, please kiss my mother. I don't want to use force.
The Prince owes his most unworthy vassal nothing of the sort. Least of all his lips upon the wench.
Now I'm mad!
Make sure you do it in Japanese, too. Otherwise, you don't know a fucking thing about Dragonball.
>didn't even have to lay a hand on Goku for the KO
NEXT level. I wonder if Goku caught the heart virus from Vegeta who just shrugged it off. Was that the true 2-0? Are we already up to 3-0 and just didn't know it?
>Videl gets it instead
>kind person
>worked designing who knows what horrors for a paramilitary terrorist army of commies
Don't be gullible user, she was always a monster, even before gaining magical demon powers.
Nice pic of shitjeta in his place.
>That's your issue. You don't even understand why you've been called a "scrub" (or anything else that was noted).
I did and was disgusted with your "logic"
>Too bad facts don't care about your feelings (or anyone elses). Also, if you find yourself in a fair fight, your tactics suck. The more you know.
The facts are that he knocked down a guy who had his back to him after their fight was over to go kill himself. Cope with this fact.
>Virgin Subjectivefags fall before the Chad Objectivists
Again not in a fight and again I'm discarding it.
>>shitposting to remind of canon
Not what you are trying to paint it to be. Keep coping.
>Certainly not the same result.
>ignores the argument and doesn't address it
>doubles down on the the shitjeta inferiority cope with headcanons and cuckolding fantasies
Pathetic
>>Goku didn't think
You think he though enough when he was superior to shitjeta all those years? KEK
Not a Gokufag even but this kissing meme is really cringe
AAHHHH DAD STOP BEJITA-SAN
I can't wait for the next Dragon Ball movie!
You're a fucking retard if you think Broly would have somehow won that fight. If the dragon hadn't teleported him away that Kamehameha would have fucking killed him.
kek based
Fuck you, Vegito is better than him and he wins his fight period
I agree, he's allowed to win fights when Toei gives him a handjob, he never won in canon, just like Goku usally never wins in canon
>got absorbed by Buu
>jobbed like a fucking BITCH to Merged Zamasu, literally couldn't even damage him with his strongest attack
>used SSBKK against Cumber and STILL couldn't seal the deal
COPE
O
P
E
>base Vegetto
>5 minutes
Are you retarded?
at least kefla looks feminine compared to the 2 hoes it's composed of.
>dbh
>animated fanfiction
>no rebuttal to the rest
Concession accepted.
AAAAAAAAAH HURIZAAAA, HOW WILL CHI CHI KISS BEJITA SAMA IF HE'S DEAD!?
I'm not the same user, let the other fag handle the rest.
>n-n-not the same a-user
>literally can't refute my FACTS so pretends to be someone else
You are fucking DONE
>absorbed by buu
intentional
>>jobbed like a fucking BITCH to Merged Zamasu
intentional, and defused
>jobbing to Merged Zamasu was intentional
top fucking KEK, what mental gymnastics are these?
>y-yeah he totally let MZ beat the fuck out of him and face-tank his strongest attack with no damage
>why? uhh...because...b-because IT WAS JUST PART OF HIS PLAN OKAY S-SHUT UP
Cope, concede, and kneel.
manga is canon, who said i was talking about the anime
>it's a fucking Toyocuck
D-D-DISCARDED
>Potara = A gift from the gods themselves
>Fusion dance = Gay technique made by some random ugly ass aliens
Cell and Androids were trash.
>mangaspic
kek, now you have even less credibility
>literally zero arguments
>m-muh gay dance lol xD
NEXT
B-B-BASED
>Toeidrone replying to itself
Despicable creature, have you no shame?
>retconned disproved nonsense from a source that is well-known to be misinformed and ignorant
>manga
(You) tried.
Cry, noncanonfag
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>this retard still doesn't know how wind works
My god, will you become less brain damaged one day or is it a permanent problem?
Perspective* I don't know how my autocorrect put wind instead of perspective. Thats what Toyotaro is bad at btw
>Toeipaco confirming he has no idea what wind blowing under a shirt looks like
Ok, copelet.
YOU CAN LITERALLY SEE THE FUCKING ORANGE GI LIFTING UP FROM THE WIND BLOWING UNDER IT YOU STUPID FUCKING SHIT
HIS BODY IS ITS NORMAL SHAPE UNDER THE BLACK SHIRT
JESUS CHRIST YOU'RE FUCKING STUPID
>HIS BODY IS ITS NORMAL SHAPE UNDER THE BLACK SHIRT
No it isn't you fucking retarded toyopacofag, he looks like a freak accident (just like the people that think the promo manga is canon)
Yes, yes, we get it, you're a blind dog. Hush now, back to your kennel you trot.
>no arguments
And I win again. This is too easy.
>retard is blind and thinks repeating the same incorrect things over and over is "winning"
I hope your mother beats you.
>he thinks that torso is fucking normal
Tracertacofags confirmed for literally zero human contact.
At least I have a mother you literal son of a fucking crack WHORE. Now shut the fuck up tracerpacofaggot
>he thinks the shape of the gi is the shape of the torso
It's like you're a fat slob who doesn't know how clothing works.
That's right, puppet. Seethe for me. You know your retarded shitposting is as paper-thin as the facade you put on every day to keep from fucking killing yourself.
Cope, you literal nigger. I am superior to you in every way
>got absorbed by Buu
Which is what he wanted, be absorbed to sneak inside him, retard.
>jobbed like a fucking BITCH to Merged Zamasu
HAHAHAHAAHAHA
>Heroes
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>inb4 "I'm a toeiturd and I unironically think the anime is canon"
Toriyama himself wrote in the outline Zamasu can't even beat two SSBs so base Vegetto is stronger than him (just like the manga said) like base Gogeta was stronger than SSB Goku and SSB Vegeta in the movie
Silence, dog. Kneel before me. Know your place.
>bunch of senseless, meaningless babble from a Tacopacotracerhackofuckocuckospic
Discarded IMMEDIATELY.
Cope, fag. Cope!
>no rebuttal
Of course
Kneel at my feet. Grovel, dog. Grovel and bask in the effervescent and glorious light of your superior master!
>p-please refute my headcanon and promotional fanfiction
Shut the FUCK up.
TFS are a bunch of commie faggots.
Does wind affect Bejita's arms too?
>deflecting to another picture because he has no argument
Good dog, conceding so obediently.
Next thread I'll outline Goku's body under the shirt to BTFO you to oblivion
>this is what Tracertacofags allow Tracertaco to get away with, just so that they can continue to be contrarian
Uh huh, I'm sure you will upload a biased MS Paint image, Paco. That's just the type of thing you Toeispics do considering otherwise you have literally ZERO arguments.
I-its just the wind bro
>still deflecting because he has no arguments
Pitiful. Just like your cancelled fanfiction.