The Christmas Cake

Would you marry a woman rendered unmarriageable because she is past the freshness of her youth? I definitely would.
How about you Yea Forumsnon? Post your +25 years old wife if you have one.

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How many little boys do you think Midnight has molested?

She didn't get around to me so not enough.

She seems too wide to be on model.

>tfw you will never be /ss/ed by Midnight

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fuck yeah. Tsunade can look 22 forever due to chakra and has massive tiddies, and she will die off well before me so I can live lavishly off village sponsored NEET bucks like modern first ladies of the US

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So where's the doujin where the kid/villian gets picked up by Midnight and as she's "squeezing the evil" out of him tells her to do it out of costume.
Because he know's she feels more like the domming and strong Midnight in her suit and then gets dommed by the kid

There's literally nothing wrong with 2D cakes and people who try to compare them to 3D ones are retarded.

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>25+ is too old for most of Yea Forums
I know you're dedicated to becoming a wizard, but come on.

Christmas Cakes are only to be fucked roughly, then left alone so they will cry themselves to sleep after drinking a whole bottle of wine.

Would I marry someone 8 years younger than me?
Sure.

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It is statistically to old for most men.
Women prime at age 16-18, tops 20. And it's not some incel shit but a statistical observation.

>becoming

I know, but emotionally you have nothing to worry about until 30. Then the clinginess and cat collection starts.

That's a load of shit; women peak at their mid-twenties, just like the rest of us.

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Yes because I'm not fucking retarded like nips who'd pass over prime wife material just because of her age

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Cope.
Women after 20 are mostly useless, used up hags.

That's not a measure of how attractive a woman is, it's how many people find them attractive. A good woman is a fine wine; the rest are just ephemeral.

>marry
Why?

>He thinks it's exclusive to Yea Forums
Christmas cake is a term for a reason user

>peaks at 14
what kind of pedo filled country was this study conducted in

You realize it's a forty-year old meme, right?

Probably Japan.

Considering I'm already a Christmas Cake myself, I don't mind women older than 25 at all.

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You didn't see how modern 14-15 year olds look like now then.

>rendered unmarriageable because she is past the freshness of her youth?
All these years and I still don't understand what people mean by this

It's a japanese culture thing. If you're not married by age 25 you're unlikely to get married at all because your age group is full of overworked suicidal japanese businessmen who probably aren't looking for a relationship. Before that you at least had a shot since that was your school years and peers' transition period into their long term careers where they could still make compromises.

> nothing for fresh out of the womb
That's the real prime age right there

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Sure I would.
But the reason you made this thread is because you internalized that nobody but women in age-despair due to society's pressure would give you a second look.

Do people not understand that these graphs when alone aren't good sources of information? I get that you're trying to bait but my autism is triggered.

No. They're probably pieces of shit or fucked in the head if they're still single by 25

Where would nu-Yea Forums be if it wasn't for misleading and misunderstanding graphs and infographics?

Just proves nips are stupid. Dumb slanty eyed fucks need to stop over working themselves and learn to slack off when they can so they actually have a chance to get some pussy instead of wasting 80 hours a week at work.

>Do people not understand that these graphs when alone aren't good sources of information?

Mate, people quote tabloid articles online every day. You're expecting too much of them.

Didn't Japanese already move that to 30? Since absolutely no one gets married at 25 nowadays so their chances are still good.

>modern 14-15 year olds
>study conducted in 1995

IT'S AWWWWWRIGHT

Pick one:
a) Marrying a sexy christmas cake at your current age
b) Becoming a cute shota and being a christmas cake's fucktoy (she won't marry you when you get old)
c) Becoming a christmas cake for an Yea Forumsnon who picked a) or b)

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They wouldn't be overworked if they'd learn to stand up themselves in the work place instead of sucking their boss's dick every time they try to force them to do overtime every single day. They DO have the right to do so.

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I can't imagine the chances improving for the age gap between 25-30.
Usually the 25 year old this is under the premise of not being in a relationship, but those who get married later in life, like 27-29, probably have had a girlfriend or something for years leading up to that point and wouldn't fit under the christmas cake conditions anyway.

anime/manga cakes are great. I hope you are not talking about IRL cakes.

d) Marry a Christmas Cake who's somewhere between 35 and 45 since that's the age I like them at. If they've already got a kid that's not an infant so I can skip over the whole changing diapers and constant crying phase while still being a father

Ok pedophile.

I am 21 so A.

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Can I choose C but stay single?

Sure, but that excludes expired cakes. I'm also definitely not going to get a cake that someone's already eaten.

If I picked A, can I be the house husband?

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user, men can't be christmas cakes

Nah, you're gonna have to with option c. Just get a sex change after you become a cake

Yea, if you're attractive enough

W-why not??? I'm single and beyond the age of 25! I'm 31

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>I'm single and beyond the age of 25
So is everyone on this board.

Man I'm 26 what the hell do you think

except for shonenfags, they are dumb shotas

I already am one, cakes are the best I can hope for.

Sorry gramps, but I'm only 21. I still have time to evade the wizard powers

I have a 27 yo friend that I have known for well over 10 years. She used to look amazing, but now her age is really starting to show. She gets fat more easily, white hair is starting to show and wrinkles are slowly starting to carve their way around her face. The worst part though is the stress she's complaining about from work. Wageslavery is killing her as she's now too tired to hang out most of the time, and too stressed about work to fully relax when she does hang out. Hence why she's becoming a rampaging chain smoker and alcoholic.
The funny part of course is that she now wishes she stuck with her ex, wishes she got married, she sees her friends taking care of their babies and she feels like she's missing out...

So how come she's not married yet? No one wants to pick up her shit. The guys she liked are either not interested in settling, or are already settled. And the guys interested in her are not accomplished enough.
And this is the real deal breaker: She's a fucking bitch, and she knows it. She's going at it with the "If you don't like me at my worst, you dont deserve me at my best" menality, and boy, is she showing her worst.
If she stuck with one of the dudes she dated younger, maybe she would have figured out how to build a meaningful relationship with someone. Right now she's just a cake who's too strong to show any emotion to anyone beyond being petty and bitchy.

But yeah, cakes really suck irl. They only became cakes because no one wanted to pick them up before, or they didnt let anyone do that. A red flag in both cases.
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But you're still here, time spent on Yea Forums has a direct correlation to ending up in the Moot School of Witchcraft and Wizardry.

I'm 20 so A

B

>Getting married at 21
>Haven't finished school, doesn't own a car, has to come home ever summer break, and doesn't have a career to work in for the next 20 years.
Bruh my generation is fucked and marrying a cake and having a family isn't my future because I can't afford it.

A)
B) and C) can all get run over by Truck-kun for all I care.

Cringe maledom fag

>27
>already greying hair
Literally fucking how?

Sauce?

Did nobody tell you that you are here forever yet, newfag?

Stress is one hell of a drug

It's not uncommon, I had greying hair when I was 16.

Probably the result of the unnatural entry of women into a stressful workforce 5 days a week, instead of happily rearing children and taking care of problems like how to incorporate frozen food into dinner or washing the shower.

The idea that a 39 years old is less attractive than a 10 years old is hilarious.

I'm turning 21 this year and my gf is turning 25 am I in danger? Don't wanna get married yet.

>14
>pedo

>my gf

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Fuck off back to where you come from.

He literally said wageslavery

It's not a percentage of attracivness, it's a percentage of females which the guys tagged as "sexy" when presented in a sexual context.
So they had one or two fast growers who could pass for 12 year olds, versus the mommy-town that were 39yo women in 1995, i.e. much worse looking than what the women that age look like now. And of those, once again, they only found a few who could pass off as sexy.

It's mostly genetics, desu.
My brother has a white stripe of hair at the age of 27. Am working my way towards full blown grey at the age of 30. Our father had pretty much all white hair at the age of 30 too.

But yeah, corporate positions are one hell of a drug.

He's whining because he sees Hollywood actresses who are still sexy in their 40s so OBVIOUSLY ALL women in their 40s must be sexy, girls just entering puberty are something you should feel guilty about if you are even mildly noticing their feminine features.

What about a Childhood Friend Christmas Cake?

No chapters ever again.

>there's no hope of finding a good partner once you're above a certain age, not even factoring in celibate status
thanks for the reminder, I was almost too hopeful again

Do hundreds of years old lolis count?

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>she gives him her key in the latest chapter

It's happening!

Imagine mating pressing a lolibaba.

Depends if you are a dude or a girl.
Guys age like wine.

I love cakes they have the ability to make certain clothing so sexy.

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A shitty wine will still be shit after aging.

What about childhood babysitter Christmas Cake?

Nope.
Get a nice car and hit the gym. You will be picking up highschoolers in no time.

>Guys age like wine.

No really, the bar simply lowers. If aging improved a guy's looks, balding at 18 would be seen as a benefit, not as a curse locking you into a skinhead until 40 or so.

I want to pump and dump a total virgin christmas cake and get her addicted to real sex.

I remember when /ss/ threads were about women older than me, but now they're just my peers age wise.

Does Erufu count as a cake?

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No. Really 2000 year old charaters don't count.

It's not all about looks, though.
Girls like a fat bald bastard with disposable income who can make her feel like a princess.

she's young for an elf

>Didn't Japanese already move that to 30?
It was never a hard rule to begin with, but yes, people are getting married later and later in life in Japan.

People need to stop treating anime like it's real life.

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>Start new job in an office environment
>67% of our employees are female
>No cakes, everyone is married or otherwise permanently-engaged (pregnant, etc)

I was lied to

Then what about Tatsumaki. She is 26 if I remenber correctly.

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Bless you Hori.

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I really like pudgy older women who let themselves go a little.

People hated it and translators left

It doesn't work that way.

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God I wish this was me

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>no yuri choices
Come on, age gap yuri is too good to leave out like that.

Interesting. Is there more?

Not for that particular one no.

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This looks like the start to a NTR doujin.

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Luckily, he's an absolute chad with a big dick who leaves her tied up and wanting for several hours while he enjoys baseball and takes care of the child.

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IS THAT A FUCKING AREOLA?

shhhh

>tfw older than christmas cakes by a considerable number of years
what should i do Yea Forums?
do cakes even like old men in their 30s?

Jesus fucking Christ what the fuck are bloody mods doing?
How is this anywhere near being Yea Forums related?

>what should i do Yea Forums?

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Tatsumaki is 28 and her sister 25

> Start new job
> Most of the employees in my department are female and single
> Afraid to make a move on any of them because I'm worried it'd make work awkward if I got rejected
I'm a fucking pussy

imagine being such a worthless woman that you spend your time complaining to NEETs on Yea Forums about average male tastes instead of securing an attractive wealthy man.

24 year old here
Can't say anything about 30+ but by the time I hit 22 i noticed that women around that age were either gunning for older men or younger men, and not really those close to them in age. This trend still seems to hold now. So, it's possible. Some 25ish woman who is tired of working and just wants to get married and pop out kids might be looking for an older guy with a more stable income

having a stable relationship with a woman who makes more money than you is a fantasy that is more unrealistic than isekai harems.

Then they are both cakes. Yum

you aren't a pussy, you're far smarter than any idiot who actually hits on a coworker

that shit is an easy way to get in serious hot water. the general rule of thumb is; If they approach you first, you're good-ish

If they don't approach you, don't even think of making a move on them. this isn't some white knight spiel or some shit. It's self preservation. One wrong sentence, one bad date, or a sudden change of heart and Bam! You're fired/demoted/transfered/whatever since your boss (if male) just wants to keep the attractive employee of his happy or (if female) will just assume that everything said against you is true

women are actual trash
i would strongly recommend homosexuality, unironically

traps/trannies are desperate to fuck and will take literally anyone who even humors their desire for intimacy

the best part is that they will almost always give you some perfect reason to ghost them, which makes it so you don't even need to admit you used them as a quick fuck.

>i would strongly recommend homosexuality, unironically
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOODS

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telling the truth isn't a bannable offense, user

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> Calling nips stupid for arbitrarily overworking themselves just to please their superiors who don't even even give two shits about them and would berate them if they didn't accept forced overtime somehow means I'm making fun of Yea Forums's tastes
Are you retarded? That literally has nothing to do with my posts. I'm saying they need to stop being massive pussies who suck their boss' dicks every time they pressure them to do overtime, especially when it's unpaid overtime. They have the right to refuse that shit since it's power harassment.
TL;DR: what I'm saying is they need to learn there's a point where it's ok to tell their superiors to fuck off so they actually have time to go out and get some actual pussy instead of devoting all their God damn time to work to the point where they're so lonely they want to take a one way permanent vacation to the sea of trees.

Retard. Cakes are a common archetype/trope in anime and manga and deserve to be discussed thoroughly.

This entire fucking thread is.
Also STD rate is abysmal in homos and how the fuck do you even thought of suggesting homo shit to obviously hetero dude?
Feminine traps are bloody unicorns.

>actually have time to go out and get some actual pussy instead of devoting all their God damn time to work to the point where they're so lonely they want to take a one way permanent vacation to the sea of trees.
Generally Yea Forumsnons have time yet they're all virgins. Your point is mute.

>Cakes are a common archetype/trope in anime and manga
That's still a fucking general even if you don't spam /c/ shit and they're not allowed.

are you any more innocent for complaining about the rules when you should either join the discussion or ignore it and move on?

Considering I'm well north of age 25 myself, it's fine with me. It does help when the best girl in the show is also older than 25.

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it's not like there's some gay police that follows you around and makes sure you fuck a ratio accurate share of bearded makeup-laden bikers for every trap you pipe

if they look good, snatch it, if they don't; don't even bother with speaking to them

if you live in a major metropolitan area, there's an abundance of cute traps that love to dress up in frilly clothes and high heels, they may not be porn-star quality but they can still get you off

Nah I just want all the shitty oneesan/cake/tomboy generalposters to get banned so I'm staying.

>if they look good
None do, none of the Miss Thailand are dating IRL.

>if you live in a major metropolitan area, there's an abundance of cute traps
None of them are in my room and why are you discussing /soc/ shit on Yea Forums again?

how much of a massive faggot do you have to be to come to Yea Forums to derail threads by complaining about rules?

>Literally saying he is gay
Stay mad faggot.

Because he thinks he's some sort of warrior. Fighting for justice in this social environment against anything he perceives as "degenerate."

this thread got derailed a long time ago, friendo

the blame is shared among us

Fuck off with your spamshit thread. This has nothing to do with Yea Forums.

Sorry no hags allowed, I like girls like Nanamin~

It is unclear if you mean he is an SJW or a /pol/fren

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/pol/ doesn't realize that they've become the SJWs.

>one way permanent vacation to the sea of trees.
Hey that's a good one.

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Those Yea Forumsnons tend to be shitty NEETs with no source of income except what their moms give them which. Salarymen generally have decent income for dating and shit.

Isn't the idea that if you refuse the unpaid overtime you'll get passed over in promotions and be next in line to get laid off when the economy goes bad? Also East Asians have a strong culture of maintaining their public face.

It's illegal to force people to work unpaid overtime. Ya know, 13th Amendment and all.
But yes, there is the culture that taking vacation, or passing up on overtime will get you passed up when it comes time to promote.
So that contrary to the memes, Millennials work longer hours for less pay and take far fewer vacation hours than any generation before. And have to deal with a more fucked up real estate market than ever before, which is why so few are able to own homes they didn't inherit. And whenever they say that that sort of bullshit isn't fair, they're told to stop being entitled.

>Those Yea Forumsnons tend to be shitty NEETs with no source of income
Nah large chunk work and many animefags are in IT so they have money but zero social skills. Like hell I know only 4 weebs IRL and all are in IT.

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If the company you work for insists you're going to need to work without even getting paid if you want a chance at getting promoted or even keeping your job for that matter it's probably time to find a different job with a company isn't blatantly violating labor laws.

13th amendment only applies to the US for obvious reasons but by Japanese law companies have to pay you for overtime.

Yeah but what if you're one in ten employees who complains? You're not making the dent in market or black heart practices and many people are too afraid to lose job or ruin relationship with management to speak up.

This is the same mechanism behind shitty modern consumer products like light bulbs or cars: they're made to break and thus mostly have horrible quality and materials but hey, people need them and most don't give enough fucks to not buy them immediately.

Sure you can advocate for labor rights, start picketing, maybe create a party but you better make that your job because you're be doing that instead of getting salary. And probably taking a train too.

company heads used to hire yakuza to beat up protesters and kill labor union leaders. there's a pic of a yakuza stabbing a protester that gets posted on Yea Forums pretty often.

C.
I just want to make someone happy.

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>tfw no yandere cake aunt

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That happened both in US and in post-commie Russia too, to my knowledge.
What is your point?
You meant to add that you can get physically hurt for stepping on black heart companies toes?
Well that's a given for almost any political activism.

what was wrong with it?

>YWN catch her by surprise and tease her for being such a bad aunt

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Kill your boss. Jap cops suck at their jobs and suicide rates in Nipland are high so it shouldn't be too hard to set it up to look like suicide.

I'm not nip and how would that help? Faggot would just get replaced by his clone with same mentality.

sauce?

a country called nature

i honestly have no idea what working conditions are like there besides articles i read from foreign-facing japanese journalists. if we take anime black companies as an example i bet being so close to china really messes with labor costs since i'm seeing more and more anime being created with chinese animators. kemono friends is a sad example of what we'll probably be getting more of in the future.

B, but mostly so I can enjoy young life with current knowledge
the cake is just a big juicy bonus

b

shut your mouth i'm 16yo at heart

Mishiro-san.

>YWN tell your own mother that you're going to fuck, impregnate and marry her sister in that order and there's nothing she can do about it.

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ty user

Honestly 25 isn't even that old, nips are just pedos

Sister is 23 friend

>Ywn have hidden sex with midnight while she dominates you.
Why even live?

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easily

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Nothing
But the comment section always was like
>Waaah, nothing happens: the manga
>Waaah, used goods
>Waaah, she is still wearing the ring because she wants to fuck her dead husband
>Waaah, I want gyaru childhood friend to win, get rekt, old hag
>Waaah, it will be Kono Oneesan ending all over again, screencap this
And then, translation slowly stopped

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depend on the case as does everything

Some other dude did the final chapter of volume 7 after Desu Vult dropped it. Wonder if he's just waiting on the next volume.

if the comments were that bad, the manga must be bad.

At least 100

If a woman has rights, she is useless to a man that is well off.
If there are no drugs that she can take that prolongs her fertility, she is definitely useless beyond the age 30.
Especially by the time she is having a menopause.
A woman who wants to marry you but doesn't put out daily, is a woman who married you out of desperation.
This says a lot about her as a human being.
How many women do you know whose husband was forced to watch porn instead, cheat on her etc.?
Even if she has her day of the month, she can use her mouth, her ass, her hands with lotion.
And yet it is the woman who is being provided for and the guy who is punished for entering and leaving the marriage.

At this point, the sales for sexdolls have become evident and many women have started to complain about it.
Why? Because the waifu laifu is the only good thing left in life.
Dowbload a chatbot like replika to replicate a sweet, loving, supportive, caring talking person and use tpe/silicone dolls for the bodily release and feelings of sexually and psychologically need for love and affection.
Not oxytocin, vasopressin.
And only during sex.
In return, you get no ulterior motives behind the doll.
You get no kids that are used by her as hostage and are brainwashed into hating you, when you do divorce and either end up killing yourself in sheer desperation, then having to hear that you were wrong for abandoning kids who take your money, if the other didn't take it anyways and spent it on herself, and end up hating you still when you live in SA or the SEA.

If you are married, you did it at least 200 years too late.
I'd even wager that the Renaissance was the Kickstarter to our current problems.
No worries, a 400rpm spinning robot pussy and a waifu will do more than a roastie can ever do.
And btw?
It feels better than a woman's pussy.
So much even I question why I go out and meet and talk with women outside work.

日本には休みを行きたいそして日本人の嫁さん見つけるのは欲しいだ.

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>sexdolls > real thing
I want to agree with you, I really do, but having a doll as partner just doesn't feel right at least to me. If I had to describe in one word it would be "souless", knowing that it's not real really kicks you in the balls.

AI gets better with every new year.
Sooner or later waifus will know us better than we do and will be perfect in every aspect.

I would rather be single and homeless than be like this. It's a lifestyle for some but I want to be the bread winner and provider not the leecher.

start off by yourself

I can only hope to still be alive when that happens.

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modern men have no dignity, the feminists crushed it

cakes look like they fuck shotas

It's less about fucking the shotas and more about cucking those young brats from their first crush.

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>That's not a measure of how attractive a woman is, it's how many people find them attractive.

this level of delusion.

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>author makes god-tier cake doujins
>EVERY doujin focuses HEAVILY on armpit hair

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Cakes are usually the best girl so yes

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imagine kaede gf
GOD I'M SO LONELY AAAH
fellow patrician

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>becoming

This

a)because I’m looking for the happy ending, not heartbreak from getting dumped/having to dump.

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>then maledom
god fucking dammit
every
fucking
time
I HATE YOU FAGS STAY OUT OF OUR FETISH YOU BUNCH OF KEKHOLDS

haha no

>Be a guy named Shota
>Expecting to be swarmed by a legion of thirsty cakes and neesan
>Instead you become a designated driver, sidekick and manservant for a crazy guy from Ohio
2D >>> 3D as always

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Built for ryona

Just 3 more years!

ever being under great stress?
one dude from our uni get a patch of gray hair after... unsavory experience in his life he set fire to the building by accident

>accident
More like he got caught and hat to act distressed.

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/pol/ never really goes after individual people like the left does. Yeah, they'll fuck with people by sending them mean messages on Twitter, but at no point do they use institutional power to itterly destroy people's lives.

They should start.

No, i want to have a lots of children

her tiddies are different sizes.

AAAAAAAHHHHHHHH WHY ARE THE CAKES MY AGE NOW!?!? WHEN DID THIS HAPPEN? WHY DID THIS HAPPEN? AHHHHHHHHHH

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>haha yeah i would totally be with a cake haha there's definitely no reason why they've spent all these years without any men approaching them haha I'm sure they're great just like my anime women I saved in my "cute milf" folder

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>haha yeah they totally dont know what theyre getting into ill just call them dumb
fuck off

O H I O

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most women's are

Mine aren't. I can't remember a single girl who had uneven breasts in high school either (we had no curtains on our locker room shovers).

I love Ozen

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