How could you Yea Forums

How could you Yea Forums

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I couldn't. This dumb bint couldn't get me hard on her best day.

I did it because I love her

YOU WERE THE ONE WHO COULDN’T FIGURE OUT HOW TO OPEN THE CONDOM PACKAGE AND WHEN I OFFERED TO HELP YOU YOU WERE ALL “DURR IT’S FINE I’LL JUST PURIFY YOUR JIZZ IT’S FINE” AND THEN FORGOT TO DO THAT WHEN WE FINISHED

Imagine Aqua yelling at our baby to shut up and stop crying, while she's drowning herself in alcohol on the couch.

>implying she wouldn’t sell the baby to buy more booze

Aqua is only useful as a cumdumpster

You can’t sell a god/goddess baby! That’s a huge sin.

I want to make Aqua-sama my wife and start a family with her

Nah, canonically she's pretty good with kids. Hell, all the Konosuba girls are.

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I would do it again.

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I would never. God forbid my children catch her idiocy and uselessness-ness.

Wouldn't it turn into water anyways?

Someone elses kids, that they don't have to keep watching over for years, maybe. Yes, this includes sisters. Having their own, and caring for them, not so much. Aqua in particular, what with being drunk all the time.

Wouldn't my semen be purified into water? There is no chance of pregnancy.

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Seems like the sort of thing they would do

>canonically
>picture of komekko just doing uguu at everyone for free food the entire volume of the LN
The fuck are you on?

I imagine having a daughter with Aqua would produce a creature that would be the ideal student at school, but as soon as she got home would regress into her mother's worst habits.

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It's only her skin contact that does that. All you have to do is cum directly into her womb.

Did Zeus not leave random women with his demigod children all the time?

she reminds of umaru and all these bratty girls I had to babysit when I was younger. I have no idea why people like her in the first place.

I haven't fapped to this one, thanks user, time to hunt down a source.

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JESUS CHRIST HOW HORRIFYING

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>imagine being married to aqua and still having to haggle like a (((merchant))) for a night of carnal passion.
My dick is diamonds.

that's what she gets for not wearing panties

Maybe Dionysos

Yes, yes he did. They were usually the product of rape too.

That's what happens when every city wants their personal hero to be connected to Zeus

She's cry more than the baby

The womb has skin too user

If by skin you mean epithelium then sure but that's not skin. If it was any epithelial tissue then the the booze would be converted to water when she drank as well.

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Yandex and saucenao gave me nothing, can you please give me source?

It's just two pages by mil.

it's worth it, sauec plase

Fine, I'll prove she's good with children

Oh shit you've done it now Yea Forums!

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I love this panel. It's so Aqua. I'll give Konosuba doujin makers this, they almost always do the characters right.

Oh whoops

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Fucking Dust had to ruin it.

blame the doujin guy

>Character acts like a dumb, spoiled child
>Good with children

[sensible Schopenhauerian snicker]

This: . The entire uterus/cervix/vulva set is basically just a further subdivision/refinement from the urethra/bladder and stomach/anus set, which is itself a subdivision of the stomach/cloaca superset.

I don't think the Greeks had the concept of "sin"...

Yes they did. It was literally blasphemy as the gods were petty af and would ruin you if you talked shit. Also hubris and like vices were frowned upon.