Shirou

Shirou...

It's time for my bedtime story.

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Once upon a time, we took a bath together.
I nutted like never before.
The end.

...and then the kingdom was conquered by the saxons.
The end.

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Get rekt

Once upon a time there was a beautiful king named Arthur
She loved Japanese cock and constantly reeked of my semen
The end

...and then she lived happily ever after.
The end.

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and then by the Syrians
The End

I want to fuck the king and her son at the same time. I want Arturia to use me to teach her son how to please a man. I want my dick between the king’s breasts as she and her son practice performing oral on me. I want the king to kiss feed her son semen and teach her to swallow. I want the king to ride my dick like a horse and I want her son’s vagina on my mouth. I want to cum inside the king as I eat out the king’s son. I want the king to part her son's legs and show me her vagina. I want Mordred to scream for her daddy as I pound her. I want to fill her with just as much cum as I filled her father. I want enjoy Arthurian-style oyakodon.

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There once was a beautiful noble majestic King named Arturia who one day became my wonderful loyal wife.

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But then about 1000 years latter, the Kingdom conquered the Saxons, so its all good.

>it a coincidence that the two of us have met
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based

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>it isn't*

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defeating≠conquering

Gentleman of supreme taste right here. But I'd rather do it with Tituria tho, never liked plain ol' Saber

Would you believe me if I said I was talking about Hanover?

How big is Shirou's cock? Serious answers only, please.

If you're lucky, the cure for homosexuality will be invented in your lifetime.

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*ᵃʰᵉᵐ*
5 inches off measurement

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God how can my king be so beautiful

Play the VN to find out.

Don't play a shitty 2004 eroge written be a teenager, Nasu hates gaijin anyway

The King doesn't understand human emotions.

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Pretty decent for an asian guy

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I will never like Saber, too bland for me. Mordred is just fine though, I love the king's tomboy son.

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You mean Magrebis, Pakistanis, and Africans?

imagine if saber see a real size dick

Alright so there was this one time me and Tohsaka went to an Indian restaurant, and she ordered this really spicy curry, which gives her the runs, so I tried to tell her not to order it, but you know how stubborn she is, and she went and ordered it anyways.
So the next morning I went to the bathroom to brush my teeth and the door was locked! I knocked on the door and heard loud moaning that sounded like Rin, “Don’t come in here!” She said, but I decided to go in anyway. The toilet was overflowing with brown water! She had explosive diarrhea from last night’s meal.

>Once upon a time there was a young man with eyes that could see death. He ended up fucking a girl far better than you will ever be. The end.

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Until she gets dicked by my Excalibur and gets a taste of Avalon.

In a hole in the ground there lived a hobbit. Not a nasty, dirty, wet hole, filled with the ends of worms and an oozy smell, nor yet a dry, bare, sandy hole with nothing in it to sit down on or to eat: it was a hobbit-hole, and that means comfort.”

Well, I do know a story of a brave and noble king who fought valiantly for her country. She was gorgeous and absolutely brilliant in every way. She was, without a doubt the greatest king her country had ever seen.

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No bedtime story, you ate all the fucking yogurt in the fridge.

Who the fuck eats yogurt other than women?

>Tucks Saber into bed
>Sits down on chair beside her
>Picks up book and begins to read from it
>"PREFACE

ON APRIL I, 1924, because of the sentence handed
down by the People's Court of Munich, I had to
begin that day, serving my term in the fortress at
Landsberg on the Lech.

Thus, after years of uninterrupted work, I was afforded
for the first time an opportunity to embark on a task
insisted upon by many and felt to be serviceable to the
movement by myself. Therefore, I resolved not only to
set forth, in two volumes, the object of our movement, but
also to draw a picture of its development. From this more
can be learned than from any purely doctrinary treatise.

That also gave me the opportunity to describe my own
development, as far as this is necessary for the understand-
ing of the first as well as the second volume, and which may
serve to destroy the evil legends created about my person
by the Jewish press."

I-Iike where this story is going.
Please continue Shirou.

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I eat Greek Yogurt + Fruits for breakfast when I don't feel like cooking

Once upon a time there was a young woman with eyes that could see death. She ended up a better girl than everyone else in the franchise. The end.

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Fuck the King

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Saber no, what are you doing? That's not very king like.

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>prefer Titoria
Worst opinion imaginable next to preferring Nero. That design is a stain on her legacy.

With this work I do not address myself to strangers, but
to those adherents of the movement who belong to it with
their hearts and whose reason now seeks a more intimate
enlightenment. I know that one is able to win people far
more by the spoken than by the written word, and that
every great movement on this globe owes its rise to the
great speakers and not to the great writers.

Nevertheless, the basic elements of a doctrine must be
set down in permanent form in order that it may be repre-
sented in the same way and in unity. In this connection
these two volumes should serve as building stones which I
add to our common work.

End of introduction

Would you let your daughter date this king, Yea Forums?

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CHAPTER I

IN THE HOME OF MY PARENTS

It has turned out fortunate for me to-day that destiny appointed
Braunau-on-the-Inn to be my birthplace. For that little town is situated
just on the frontier between those two States the reunion of which
seems, at least to us of the younger generation, a task to which we
should devote our lives and in the pursuit of which every possible means
should be employed.

German-Austria must be restored to the great German Motherland. And not
indeed on any grounds of economic calculation whatsoever. No, no. Even
if the union were a matter of economic indifference, and even if it were
to be disadvantageous from the economic standpoint, still it ought to
take place. People of the same blood should be in the same REICH. The
German people will have no right to engage in a colonial policy until
they shall have brought all their children together in the one State.
When the territory of the REICH embraces all the Germans and finds
itself unable to assure them a livelihood, only then can the moral right
arise, from the need of the people to acquire foreign territory. The
plough is then the sword; and the tears of war will produce the daily
bread for the generations to come.

I kind of wonder, does Saber have a bigger dick than Shirou?

Good question.

Imagine waking up to Saber’s beautiful face every morning

And her beautiful morning wood.

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Yes. She would treat her like a gentleman.

That would be heavenl-
Oh my...

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Best dad

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>ywn sucky sucky on daddy Saber's big milkies

post Mordred

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>A copy can never surpass the original
>200 Sabers later and this holds true

it's a shame her son is such a disappointment

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>verbally and physically abusive deadbeat father
Luckily Mordred is blessed with another dad

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Thankfully she can take her pic from a wide selection.

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Why is there so little vanilla of Rin compared to Saber and Sakura?

>implying Okita isn't the best Saber.
>implying Artoria Lancer isn't the best Vanilla Saber.

Two women want to have sex but have no penis. A magic man gave one of them a penis. Tada.

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Would Saber let me date her son(female)

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>implying Saber cares about Mordred.
As long as you take her away from Camelot, she wouldn't give a fuck.

God she's such a bitch.

>Altria

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Blame Nasu for that

Guess we can bond over daddy issues together

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>Nasu

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THIS is the best saber

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Stop abusing spoiler tags!

But I don’t wanna upset the mods by posting Morbutt!

SHE'S WEARING PANTS!

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So far only Arthur is also called father by Mordred though. Her relationship with him is actually better than with Artoria.
Btw Arthur's autism is tooooooo big.

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YOU DARE INSULT MY KING YOU NAIVE

Guy dad is the hero Mordred deserves

Nasu came up with the Altria translation, not DW or the Seaniggers

>Unaware of Prototype Mordred
Trust me, Arthur's got his own issues to deal with.

I'm quite sure Proto Mordred is a yan person in Fate but Arthur prefers the different timeline Mordred over his son though. Just read his new interlude, he finally puts his autism aside (cuz Mordred got angry with him since he refused to have some cakes with her and Fran), gets FRIENDSHIP'D like in nanoha and starts to open up to other people in Chaldea (about his existence + the mission with Beast VI). Anyway from his mats:
>Arthur is not able to ignore her, even if he understands that Mordred is a different person compared to the one he knows. He often greets her.

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I heard he was legitimately terrified of Proto Mordred

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>Greets Mordred
>His recent interlude reveals that he doesn't want to make bonds with other people because he'll have to leave once his mission is over
Cute

She was a total bitch to Mordred over the summer. I like Saber, but she has absolutely no people skills when it comes to the knights of the round table.

No, but you could be a rebel with her and have sex on her dad's surfboard

>h-he's fast
>drools
>shits self
Anime writing.

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Oyakodon!

That was a spicy read

Fake and gay.

She wouldn't make it to the toilet.

You have to drink the cu...milk first.

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Google translate.

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Once upon a time, a certain king would end up being called to arms in a farway place covered in snow amongst other heroes and villains to save the world.

Also, to get into weird events such as racing in a desert, and battling massive pigs. Then I lost all my money. The end.

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Once upon a time Jesus dies for your sins because Karen took the kids

The end

Saber riding a banana.

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Saber is DUMB

Mordred should still try to connect to her real dad though

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Saber is worst servant

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OKAY I'm going to read your fucking vn about knights and shit faggot.
I can't stand these threads all over the place every fucking day.

Make sure the toilet is close

When going through the first route ask yourself "what would a retard do" and do that, or you'll die

Now i want to fucking die, mate

IT befell in the days of Uther Pendragon, when he was king of all England, and so reigned, that there was a mighty duke in Cornwall that held war against him long time. And the duke was called the Duke of Tintagil. And so by means King Uther sent for this duke, charging him to bring his wife with him, for she was called a fair lady, and a passing wise, and her name was called Igraine

Hope you enjoy cooking