Tamako Love Story is garbage. Only people who have never been in any kind of relationship are capable of enjoying it.
The entire movie is one long, awkward confession. It drags in absolute nobody characters like that shy girl who Tamako befriended, and ends with the suggestion that Mochizou is going to fucking drop all of his filmmaking dreams just to fiddlefuck around making rice cakes the rest of his life.
Furthermore, it's not a love story. The only reason that he and Tamako should get together is shoehorned in (muh mamas funeral) at the last minute. Other than that, they're just friends, and rather than actually have them complete a story arc that involves actual dating of any kind, the movie prefers instead to fucking dick around with 'will she?' 'won't she?' bullshit all the way until the very end.
For whatever reason, the showrunners decided to recycle the garbage "she's secretly a princess" plotline that they were smart enough to drop into a 'she's secretly in love' abortion. Seriously, there's nothing different about the movie's plot to the dragged out, nonsensical decision Tamako makes about not being some random brown guy's bride in the series, except this time the overwhelmingly obvious fucking answer is yes, of course she's going to get with the self-insert because the movie needs to pander hard as it fucking can after the overall flop the series was.
If you actually enjoyed TLS, then you were pandered to, and it worked. You have little concept of what constitutes a compelling narrative within film. You stared at pretty flashing colors and random moe perversions until the point when KyoAni gave you exactly what they knew you were too stupid to not want, at which point in time you loudly started clapping your hands and sobbing uncontrollably.
tl;dr Tamako Market TV was absolute shit and only an idiot would expect the movie to be different.
Jacob Hernandez
Yamadafags BTFO
Alexander Sanchez
I hate people like you.
Jason Bennett
Don' you think its pretentious to assume that your relationship experiences apply to everyone else? Or even relationships you have witnessed around you. This is not true even for different cities, much less about different countries with different cultures and societies. You're not as smart or as experienced as you think you are. Grow up.
Cameron Nelson
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Mason Evans
The TV anime is way better than this snoozefest.
Jaxson Nelson
OP is a virginal faggot.
Dylan James
All of you fags are shallow snowflakes
Landon Williams
>1 (one) user calling the majority snowflakes You're the only snowflake here, go back.
Daniel Hughes
Yamada can't write male characters to save her life. Mochizu is the absolute worst, he and his friends behave like teenage girls in every way, and even Shouya in KnK displays distractingly feminine mannerism, despite being an existing character. How can this hack expect to direct a believable romance? I'm starting to believe that that stuff about being married is a lie. This woman has clearly never interacted with a man in her life.
David Parker
(you)
Thomas Robinson
Have sex.
Matthew White
She has never had a penis inside her.
Charles Ortiz
Thanks for the MAL review, but you posted it on the wrong tab.
Jayden Fisher
Tamako is the cutest KyoAni!
Brayden Baker
Japan's males lean more towards femininity than most other nations' and their overtly formal culture creates a lot of awkward situations out of nothing. It's a plausible for a faggot like Mochizu to exist in Japan compared to, say, America where we have apps specifically designed to have one night stands and dudebro culture is still rampant. For us it seems incomprehensible that Japan is this autistic, but that's how it is.
With that said I still think the relationship is bullshit. Throughout the entire show Tamako rarely shows any sign of affection towards him, then the movie introduces her lust for cock out of nowhere.
Angel Barnes
> For us it seems incomprehensible that Japan is this autistic Soibois are on the rise in America, so it really isn't.
