This is peak Shinobu whether you like it or not

Young adult Shinobu is the perfect mix of cute and sexy.

It's a goddamn shame there's so little art/screentime of her with that bodytype

The perfect Shinobu would be young adult figure with Kiss-Shot height maybe even a few extra inches on top of that

Good taste

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Does Shinobu still have a working womb?

Asking for a friend.

the only shinobu that was a good shinobu is the one that wasn't purely a fanservice character.

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Shinobu is always a fanservice character. She's too cute to be anything else.

Did you like Shinobu's appearance in Drakengard 3?

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Truly a man of taste

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one is ok but two is best girl.

Isn't Episode's mother a female vampire? So it would be safe to assume so.

How would sex be with her? Vampires are undead in the monogatari verse, right?

When was it said Episode's non human parent was a girl?

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it isnt

Is this the most horrifying scene in all of anime

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I also think so.

Are you the biggest faggot on this site?

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whats the canon size if her tits? f cup?

Fuck off queer
Probably bigger, depends on if we're going by Japanese cups or American

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my gentlemen of superior taste, cheers!
this is correct too, in a sense

nah she is second best. Second only to adult shinobu

ALL SHINOBU ARE QUEENS!

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Reminder that Shinobu eats people. If you stick your dick inside her, you're basically sticking your dick into a graveyard.

So glad to see gentlemen with such a superb taste

But that warm graveyard feels good-desu.

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BIG FAT BAT TATS

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Left is peak shinobu cause tits

>This smile and laugh will never be for you
Why live?

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cute couple

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What age is this form supposed to be?

GOD I LOVE SHINOBU AHHHHH

All Shinobus are perfect. loli Shinobu? Perfect. JK Shinobu? Perfect. Fat Bat Tat Shinobu? Perfect. They're all perfect

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like young teen, pre teen? then OP is young adult, kiss shot is adult and start of kizu/the rest of monogatari is child

>her chest heaves while she's speaking

You now realize she can speak while inhaling.

That's kinda disturbing...

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i don't like it. give me back my loli vampire girl.

>six foot

That short?

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Well now I'll need to listen to the amazing soundtrack that game has

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>the outline of her small young body under that dress

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All Shinobu is peak Shinobu so you're technically correct.

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Real footage of Shinobu invading my heart.

It's the after shock of her bobs

She'll be back. Just enjoy the different, also ludicrously attractive, form while it's around.

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Big scary bat is going to eat you up.

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You need to remember that Araragi is a manlet.

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They need to do more couple activities.

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I think that stage Shinobu might be the same as stage 3 Kiss-Shot from Kizu. If so you are correct.
Adult Bat is very good too, but I wish there was a bunch of her and Araragi being a similar age doing paranormal buddy-cop stuff.

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Or just any volume of them doing literal buddy cop stuff would be great. It's been long enough since Kabuki.

Yeah, I guess there re more Shinobu centered Arcs coming if they continue to make anime along with the LNs, but I don't read those, so who knows what they'll be like. I just wish they'd age her up. I mean wouldn't you at least want to be the same age as your eternal companion?

Part of the appeal is how she keeps changing ages and letting you see different sides of her. So yeah a change would be welcome and I'd be super down with getting her roughly the same physical age as Araragi and going more into femme fatale mode.

Yeah It kinda bummed me out how much Kizu was about Hanekawa, and they sort've skipped over Araragi bonding with teen and young adult Shinobu, especially since I was under the impression it wa supposed to be all about them.

The bonus fanservice scenes they threw in in lieu of that did not at all make up for it either. I like seeing hot, naked Shinobu, but she shines brighter when she gets the chance to open her fucking mouth and be herself.

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ka ka ka

What is the watch order of this thing now?
Last one I watch was Nisemono when it was airing.

that's the best part

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Watch Kizu (Bit for part 1, RickyHorror for parts 2 and 3), then Neko Kuro, then SS. You can figure the rest out later.

It's not the best part, but she did what she had to to survive-- and specifically did the bare minimum too.

Same can be said for 3DPD since they all have abortions.

big ole tiddie shinobu has the highest powerlevel so she's objectively peak shinobu
QED faggots

Powerlevels are the least important thing in Monogatari.

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Island dwarfism ruins another tall anime character. Truly tragic.

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Only because Ararararagi plays in the bush league. There's a reason kizu is kizu and it's because it's the one time he's playing in the majors.

>Vampire apologism.
She could have still killed herself when she became a vampire. Since she didn't, that still makes her a evil murderer.

Nonsense. Most girls have not had a abortion. And since the child is out of them, their body is not a graveyard.

People are suffering on your behalf as well. Better kill yourself if you truly believe that.

>tfw I am the shortest male in the family at 6'1
It hurts l/a/ds
;_;

Even if that was true, which it really kind of isn't, I'm not violently murdering and eating people. Kiss shot was, and should have killed herself because of that.

6 foot for a woman isn't short you contrarian mongoloid

I get what you're saying, but the way you said it would imply sticking your dick in a human girl, it's like sticking your dick in a compost heap.
Also you, and
Why even be moralfags this hard in any monogatari thread?

The immediate form of murder doesn't matter.

Well a Vampire isn't a human, so the analogy is closer to a predator species killing prey species.

That doesn't suddenly make powerlevels matter.

>If you stick your dick inside her, you're basically sticking your dick into a graveyard.
Look at this fag, clearly hasnt fucked a corpse before.

>I get what you're saying, but the way you said it would imply sticking your dick in a human girl, it's like sticking your dick in a compost heap.
I guess? If you really want to be obstinate. Still, while gross, I don't think that's wrong in the same way fucking somebody that ate a lot of humans is wrong.

>Why even be moralfags this hard in any monogatari thread?
Monogatari is a moralfag series, user.

Yes it does. Making the active choice to murder innocent people, and simply subconsciously benefiting from a system of murder that you are incapable of changing is not the same thing.

Vampires used to be humans though. Which gives them even less justification to murder and kill people than other supernatural entities. Any human that becomes a vampire and doesn't'' either try to turn back or offs themselves is a evil person.

@189153482
>there's a layer of indirection from my crimes, so they don't matter

It's more like:
>I can't do anything about the crimes my species are committing nor did I choose to commit them. So, though unfortunate, I am blameless.

@189153544
You could kill yourself to stop yourself from being a participant. Just like you're demanding of Kiss-Shot.

If continuing to life would involve making the active choice to murder, then I would. But since it does not, I see no reason.

You can choose to not participate in the crimes of your species and still live a normal hunter-gatherer lifestyle. She cannot do the same without dying. The fact that you both continue to live as you do makes you the more morally reprehensible one.

>hunter-gatherer lifestyle.
That would require finding a large group of people to do that with. And if I can get that many people together, I would rather just change our society.

It does though. You're fully aware that your continued existence contributes to massive loss of life, but you persist in it anyways. That's a direct result of your choices. That's an active choice to murder. Your morality is totally formed around mental gymnastics to hold yourself blameless.

There are literally dozen of tribes out in the amazon just off the top of my head. Best get packing.

>copulating with a man-eating monster vampire

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So you'd continue to live, while searching for a way to reduce the awful impact your life has on others?

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MODS make people spoiler christian images in vampire girl threads

Shinobu's older forms are for taking on elegant dates. Imagine her sitting across from you in a fancy restaurant, holding a glass of wine and laughing at your jokes. Imagine her teasing you by running a foot along your thigh while you're talking to the waiter. Imagine her looking at you with an expression of pure love and trust.

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Why are clandestine footsies such a hot concept.

They're innocent enough to realistically happen, but still obviously sexual and affectionate in a way that would be embarrassing if caught.

>Vampires used to be humans
Let me stop you right there. Deathtopia was born a vampire.
Episode was born a half vampire too.
So your argument is invalid

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Look at what she's wearing. She's just asking to be cuddled.

Friendly reminder that every night Shinobu wakes up she hug Araragi tightly while he is sleeping.

And friendly reminder that they had sex in kabuki. Don't ask for source go read it yourself.

It's more romantic if the pointed refusal to describe their time together really was just meaningful, intimate conversations that were too precious for him to share with anyone else.

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I'm fine with both

I hope they hold hands through Araragi's shadow sometimes.

Does the LN elaborate any on why Araragi slipped Shinobu some tongue in Shinobu Time? Recall being confused by that shit in the anime.

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He wanted to kiss her long time ago. And she does instigate him a bit

I lost the overview over the franchise. I think I forgot to watch one or two of the series.

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Partially because Araragi understands her feelings of insecurity towards the strength of their relationship and jealousy of others getting his attention/affection. Partially because he just wanted to kiss her and had an excuse to do so.

Waiting for Oh Great version

People tend to forget Koyomimonogatari a lot. Other than that, look up a watch order, or just rewatch the series.

We've already seen his version of Kiss-Shot and it's shit.

You are shit

my dick cannot wait

Enjoy your intimidating, legendary vampire with chipmunk cheeks.

>shitting on Oh!Great
can you be any bigger of a faggot

Cringe

Sorry I don't like your favorite inconsistent hack artist who can't tell a story to save their life despite it being their job.

>inconsistent
How is he inconsistent? Why are you using words that you don't even understand?

Start with the loli, finish with the milf, all in one go.

>You're fully aware that your continued existence contributes to massive loss of life, but you persist in it anyways.
My continued existence benefits from the loss of life caused by other people. That is not the same thing as contributing to that loss of life.

>That's an active choice to murder.
No, it isn't. Not even metaphorically.

>Your morality is totally formed around mental gymnastics to hold yourself blameless.
There are no mental gymnastics at play here. I condemn the murder and suffering caused by the system, despite the fact I benefit from it, to the best of my abilities. If I killed myself, that would mean one less person to oppose the system.

I would wipe those tribes out with a foreign disease.

He randomly shits the bed with his art multiple times for every single chapter of every manga he's ever done. And don't get me started on all the retarded bullshit he forces in fucking everywhere.

My life has no real negative impact. But, I do try to find a way to reduce the amount of suffering caused by humanity as a whole.

Shinobu, meanwhile, just eats people for the sake of continuing her own selfish existence. Showing no desire to change the awful impact that existence had on humanity. At least until she met Araragi.

Shinobu explicitly used to be human though.

>My life has no real negative impact
You're literally retarded if you actually believe that.

>Showing no desire to change the awful impact that existence had on humanity
She immediately comes up with a plan to minimize the damage and spends centuries executing it to great personal detriment. Then she goes beyond by actively hunting oddities that are harmful to humanity.

>You're literally retarded if you actually believe that.
Explain how my life has a negative impact, then.

>Then she goes beyond by actively hunting oddities that are harmful to humanity.
That was just because she was accidentally mistaken for a god. I imagine the only reason she went along with it at first is because it would mean she could regularly demand human sacrifices.

Look at all those poor bastards literally dropping dead from all those infectious diseases they're getting, you utter fucking buffoon. This isn't the XIV century, You're not bridging the gap between two mutually isolated continents after generations of independent natural selection.

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>Explain how my life has a negative impact, then.
Huge amounts of slave labor, environmental destruction, and systematic, unnecessary suffering of animals to support it.

>just because she was accidentally mistaken for a god
That's not even what I'm talking about. Vampires get hungry every two weeks and she goes twice that long without eating, effectively spending half her life starving. Then she intentionally secludes herself from human contact and constantly moves around to prevent her presence from causing supernatural disasters, putting herself in a situation of unending instability and isolation. Going through with this plan is half the reason she wanted to kill herself. The other half is her deep regrets from the one time she lapsed.

I don't even live in America.

I'm against all of these things, and avoid supporting them as much as possible. Sorry, not feeling very guilty.

>Vampires get hungry every two weeks and she goes twice that long without eating, effectively spending half her life starving
That still means she kills somebody every month. Considering how old she is, that would make her one the biggest mass murders in human history. Sorry, not feeling too much sympathy towards her as long as suicide was still a option.

You say that, but your resistance to them is maybe emailing a politician and signing a petition occasionally at the very best. You would have to be a complete fanatic to get anywhere close to the amount of effort dedicated by Kiss-Shot. Calling someone immoral for not committing suicide is both ridiculous in the first place, and completely hypocritical.

how does a full human fit in her stomach without making a bulge?

Magic.

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Vampires digest their food very quickly, I guess.

It also affects what I do and do not buy and who I vote on. It's about as much as I can do at the moment.

>Calling someone immoral for not committing suicide is both ridiculous in the first place,
If you could only survive by killing 12 people a year, then it would be morally correct to simply starve to death.

>It's about as much as I can do at the moment.
>morally correct to starve to death.

Do I need to kill twelve people every year to survive? No.

1 second tits a best

Doing the bare minimum to survive isn't immoral. The world is a bloody struggle to survive by nature. Coming out on top of that struggle isn't a sin, especially when it's specifically done in the least harmful way possible. Plus, you're artificially overvaluing human life out of selfishness. But that's to be expected of an armchair activist demanding other people to die.

>Doing the bare minimum to survive isn't immoral
If that bare minimum involves becoming a serial killer, then yes it is.

>Plus, you're artificially overvaluing human life out of selfishness.
I'm not overvaluing anything. Even if you think human lives aren't the be all end all of value, then the sheer amount of murders a creature like Shinobu has to commit still means her deciding to remain alive is inexcusable.

Shouldn't you be out there somewhere trying to kill billionaire CEOs with all that moral certitude of yours? They are responsible for way more than 12 deaths a year and they don't even do it to survive. Though I imagine that'd clash with your moral philosophy of maximizing your feelings of righteousness while doing as little actual work as possible.

Human lives are just another life. Their intelligence does give them some additional inherent value, but not enough completely dwarf other animals or the well-being of the environment.
You live atop a mountain of corpses and have blatantly constructed your morality and worldview in such a way as to hold yourself harmless categorize things that prioritize your own safety and happiness as moral. Taking that and using it to attack others to the point of declaring them immoral if they don't kill themselves is simultaneously hilariously naive and disgustingly selfish.

She's great but not the best one.

>tfw I'm quite literally the most manlet of the manlets
I refuse to say my height, you all will just make fun of me

Look on the bright side user, at least you can fit in the vamp's lap.

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Kisshot>shinobu all forms

Ban the ohgreat mangashitters. Disgusting adaptation really.

Post the opposite version.

I had no idea this existed, thanks user.

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in the LN she was hugging way too tightly that gaen told her to losen her grip a bit

Imagine becoming a part of Shinobu

how about all versions of shinobu giving you a footjob?

I am in favour of ending the concept of billionaire ceo's. While that doesn't necessarily have to include killing all of them, I can't say I would be against it considering the crimes they commited.

>Human lives are just another life. Their intelligence does give them some additional inherent value, but not enough completely dwarf other animals or the well-being of the environment.
That's fair. Still doesn't mean Shinobu isn't a monster for killing as many humans as she did.

>You live atop a mountain of corpses
Yes. But I didn't make those corpses.

>blatantly constructed your morality and worldview in such a way as to hold yourself harmless categorize things that prioritize your own safety and happiness as moral.
No. My morality is about as basic as it comes. Try not to kill people.

>Taking that and using it to attack others to the point of declaring them immoral if they don't kill themselves is simultaneously hilariously naive and disgustingly selfish.
I'm attacking somebody whose very existence requires the death of thousands upon thousands of innocent people. Somebody who was human, and accordingly can understand ideas like right and wrong.

There is nothing beneficial about a creature like Shinobu existing. She's a walking disaster, without even having the excuse of being a force of nature. Anybody with even a shred of decency would have chosen death rather than living as a vampire.

>t. wants to replace rich people and consumerism with the politburo and gulags

>Yes. But I didn't make those corpses.
So you're nothing but a fucking coward sitting in a comfy chair trying to look down at the people who fight for survival while not knowing a single fucking thing about it. Your opinion isn't worth shit because it's your spineless ass backing it. I bet you're the type of faggot that's opposed to self-defense.

No, actually. I just don't think the mega rich should exist. Nor do I think corporations should have as much power as they do.

>So you're nothing but a fucking coward sitting in a comfy chair trying to look down at the people who fight for survival while not knowing a single fucking thing about it.
I don't judge people fighting to survive. I judge people fighting to survive by murdering other people. Like pirates and bandits.

No, actually. I just don't think the mega rich should exist. Nor do I think corporations should have as much power as they do.

>So you're nothing but a fucking coward sitting in a comfy chair trying to look down at the people who fight for survival while not knowing a single fucking thing about it.
I don't judge people fighting to survive. I judge people fighting to survive by murdering other people. Like pirates and bandits. Or, at least in fiction, vampires.

>She's a walking disaster, without even having the excuse of being a force of nature. Anybody with even a shred of decency would have chosen death rather than living as a vampire.
She wanted to become a vampire so the people that died for her wouldnt die in vain. She gave them meaning by consuming them

I’m not even hebe and you’re right. Best dressed.

I've always prefered late teens Shinobu.

That's a stupid reason. Just burying them would have been a lot more meaningful than making them responsible for mass murder.

>Just burying them would have been a lot more meaningful than making them responsible for mass murder.
?

If she became a vampire for their sake, then that means their actions led to the deaths of thousands of innocent people. I don't think they would have wanted that.

literally who wouldn't want to become a part of Shinobu?

The absolute size of those meaty milkers

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That doujin is amazing

jelly are you here ?

Enough

Me. I like being alive, and have always been planning on getting a cremation.

Honestly, my only knowledge of this series for years was that image of the girl with all that shit falling out of her skirt with the gravity sickness or something from I guess the first one. Since literally none of the stuff I see of the series since then seems to include her, I always feel a little curious as to what happened. Like if you're only awareness of, I don't know, the Fate universe was the iconic image of Shiro meeting Saber and the only Fate things you see nowadays are Prisma Illya or FGO threads. Feels like that.

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She won, been riding Araragi raw off screen since Nise.

Shinobu and Araragi? Yeah we know. It's not like they don't sleep together at all. Amirite?

We should have just let Oshino take out Kiss-shot when we had the chance. Had Yozuru been there instead of the Vampire Hunters, Kiss-shot would be dead.

Most people. Being eaten alive is generally viewed as a pretty horrific way to go.

But then Araragi would have remained a loner loser forever.

Yes but if Shinobu was at full power then Yozuru would be dead.

I am willing to make this sacrifice for the good of humanity.

Hence why we predicated the situation with Oshino stealing the heart so that Yozuru could finish it.

When will the Shinobu episodes happen? Right now I am at episode 8 of Bakemonogatari and I disliked the past episodes besides the Senjougahara ones. The lesbian ones is particularly bad.

Araragi would meet Shinobu during the fight and get in the way since Yozuru wouldn't do anything on humans. Shinobu and Araragi are destined to be together

>Araragi would meet Shinobu during the fight
No he wouldn't. He met Kiss-shot after the fight in canon. No reason to assume the timing of the events would change given none of the involved persons interacted or influenced Araragi until after meeting Kiss-shot.
Face it, bro. She's fucking dead in this one really specific, requiring Oshino to bust out his best moves, getting Godzilla to fight a weakened, suicidal, depressed Kiss-shot situation.

>I disliked the past episodes besides the Senjougahara ones
If you like the Senjougahara episodes then you may as well stop now. You've got nothing going for you in the future.

She has an important role in the final arc of Bake, but doesn't really get to flex personalitywise till Kizu or Nise depending on your order

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No, Oshino goal wasn't to kill Kiss shot but to make the fair fight. So if she faced Yozuru he would give her heart back and have a fair fight which Yozuru would be btfo'd. Araragi is the prince she was looking for. Destiny wouldn't let her die until they met and bounded their souls

You've contradicted yourself, user. Either Kiss-shot versus Yozuru is a fair fight or it's a BTFO. You cannot have it both ways.

I liked her episodes because she reminds me of my girlfriend.
I watched Kizumonogatari. So after Bakemonogatari I should watch Nisemonogatari, yes?

>I am willing to make this sacrifice for the good of humanity.
Fair enough. Vampire genocide is a noble goal after all.

Yup, Nise > Neko > 2nd...

So did you because Yozuru wouldn't want a fight with Kiss shot when she is not at full power

You know it's the right option when Vampires have a 90% suicide rate and a large number of them go on to hunt vampires with every single vampire seen so far being a case of it.
Kiss-shot, Episode, Seishiro and Dramaturgy.

She wants a good fight, it doesn't have to be perfect if it stops her from doing her job. People misunderstand Yozuru's character completely when it's expressly stated that she's the consummate professional who doesn't let her hot-bloodedness get in the way of her job.

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Well bad for you but she would die anyway. Shinobu would take out Yozuru 1 o 1 without her heart. Remembrt that shw wasn't also focused on the fight and that it was 3 vs 1

>implying Yozuru isn't stronger than the three
Also you alright? You look like you're having a stroke halfway through your post.

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Where was it stated that she is stronger than the three combined? Are you alright?

Does anyone have link for mega with novels?

Fucking perfection

The loli version of her ate more than a football field sized area filled with oddities. She did not bulge either.

thats cute

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Is Kiss-Shot a masochist?

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How to get a graceful wife like bat in this pic?

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Yes. Both individually and all at once.

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Faggot, you disgrace the user name!

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But Oshino played the long game and secured the best prize: rendering the strongest oddity in the world harmless to humans and forming an alliance with her. Just killing her would be the coward's way of dealing with her as well as an objectively worse outcome.

Probably not. She's completely used to the most horrific of pain, so I doubt it even registers.

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Why's she reaching there? Is it itchy?

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>tfw you didn't wipe well and now you got little toilet paper joints for GI Joes making your asshole itchy.

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Araragi hasn't been giving her proper attention.

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Yep. Even vampires hate vampires. Not much reason not to put them out of their misery.

Why did shaft sexualize arararagi in zoku

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Araragi is a handsome and cute boy. Girls like fanservice as well, you know.

because backwards

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Get off me child

Not until you do your reproductive duty.

>tfw objectively should want to fuck Bat but can't bring myself to lewd or think impure thoughts about her

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You're absolutely right.

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she can solo the entire world

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is there a teen/adult version? please?

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Get out of here, you degenerate!

Can Shinobu get pregnant?
Asking for a friend

Episode's existance implies yes.

how do you know his mother was the vampire and not his father

Think there's some Tokyo Ghoul shit going down where the vamp womb gobbles up the embryo?

based

What does Shinobu taste like?

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Like human, but old and worn.

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fuckin what?

Its been fucking yonks since i've read it but ghouls in TG can only crossbreed one way 'cause the mothers body kills the baby or vice versa or some stupid edgeshit like that.

>No nipples.
Is this just a vampire thing?

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yeah, yeah i get that part. but how does that relate to my question

>op is not a faggot
Good day.

Something like that would have to be the case if Episode's father was the vamp but Kiss-Shot couldn't get pregnant.

Would she really top?

>Older Bat donut-date doujin?
Do share

we were talking about episode though, not kiss shot

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>Can Shinobu get pregnant?
>Asking for a friend

well okay then, not we, I was talking about episode though not kiss shot.

Well? Can she? Asking for a friend

Shinobu can get pregnant. But the moment she does, her instincts cause her to eat her mate to ensure the survival of her offspring.

this is not tokyo ghoul retard. keep your shit out of this pure Shinobu thread

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I don't even know what Tokyo Ghoul is.

No, her ribcage is rising, which indicates that her lungs are expanding.

i thought she was a vampire, not a praying mantis

Why is she dancing the cancan?

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Why didn't she just devour livestock?!

When it comes to sex, they are basically the same thing.

>bush league

Context check.

wrong post. But why would she eat araragi? they are 1 soul in 2 bodies.

Translation? Wtf is she doing there?

It's her instinct, user. She needs to consume human flesh to ensure the survival of her offspring.

How tall are the females in your family?

you're a retard user

No, you.

>for a woman

Take your obfuscatory categorizing and stick it where the sun don't shine.

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>showed them anyway

WAT

>love and trust

Is that the new cute and funny?

lel you know she can go eat someone else right?

Why is she swimming in the pavement?

>they had sex

I'm telling Buckbaird!

YAMEROOOOO

>she does instigate him a bit

Elaborate.

>feelings of insecurity towards the strength of their relationship

wat

>Elaborate.
In kabuki she is constantly teasing him with lovely questions and was asking for him to kiss her.

>great personal detriment

?

she lives in his shadow, literally.

>Wtf is she doing there?
Baiting her prey

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ONE LOUSY JOB!

>sitting splayed

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She just aged like 10 years and is stretching her new longer limbs.

In most cases she would. But at the moment of conception her vampiric instincts completely take over.

seriously braindead

No, you!

I don't think there is much to imagine. You would be dead pretty quickly.

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>little toilet paper joints for GI Joes

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No, it's a gutless studio thing.

>lovely

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SCANSLATION FCUKING WHERE?!

Go read it then.

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>mfw never fapped to shinobu except for that one doujin and even then felt guilty
Is this what being a waifufag feels like?

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Which doujin ya talking about?

>tfw you lift weights for shinobu
>whenever I'm struggling on a rep I think of shinobu and push through

Embrace it.

Kiss-shot is pretty and all but I'm not really into cowtits
JS or JC Shinobu all the way

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Shinobu's endgame is just to outlive Senjougahara and eventually have rrrgi all to herself right?

Why did they give little Kiss-shot such a shit haircut?

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>implying she only has tits and not a wonderfull body overal
How does it feel being fucking gay?

I’m extremely behind in Monogatari, what we’re all the girls counterparts in the mirror world like?

The only reason to prefer kiss-shot is cow tits. Loli Shinobu literally has the perfect body

>She could have still killed herself when she became a vampire
She literally can't do that. She tried to kill herself in Route X when Araragi died. She's so fucking immortal, she can stand in the sun all day long and be okay. You don't even know the reason why she became a vampire in the first place so why don't you shut your hole with your minimal knowledge brainlet.

Catch up and find out

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I’m cursed with needing to do 50+ hours a week at work this year and rarely have the time or energy though.

Araragi wanted to kiss her since Kabuki.

The women average out around 5'10 I think. The tallest woman is my cousin at around 6'3. That is why its so gay man. My father is 6'4 and one of my brothers is 6'5.
I am the oldest which hurts even more

take a wild guess

Gahara is a no-show, Mayoi gets to be a Onee-san, Yotsugi is tall and can emote, Kanbaru is monkey, Shinobu is in suicide-inducing-beauty human form, Hanekawa switches between cat and loli mode, Nadeko is snake, Tsukihi is unchanged, Karen is a loli, Sodachi is bubbley as fuck and best girl of the arc, everyone is disappointed Araragi isn't constantly groping them like Alt-raragi.

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I feel ya, I can't fap to Shinobu. I just can't.

>The only reason to prefer kiss-shot is cow tits. Loli Shinobu literally has the perfect body
>only

>everyone is disappointed Araragi isn't constantly groping them like Alt-raragi.
it really is too bad, math was so good and he just did nothing.

So she doesn't have a rockin body overal with thick thighs and an amazing ass? user, you're so fucking gay.

Meant this:
For this guy:

If you want a big ass go fuck a baboon and gets AIDs. There's more appeal to the female form than sacks of meat

That "気持ち悪い" broke my fucking heart.

All Shinobus are best Shinobu but young-adult kissshot is especially best

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that is who you replied to though?

Does Shinobu drink Araragi's blood to age up when they do it or can she take the Mararagi as she is?

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She can grow wings and shit. She can probably will herself to have a functional womb.

That's been her main worry since the end of Kizu. She talks about it before their fight ("You didn't save me because I was me. You saved me because I was weak"). In Kabuki she admitted that she got jealous and despaired because Araragi was saving girls who weren't her during Bake so she felt less special to him. One of the first things she does when she starts talking again in Nise is bait Araragi into saying that he'll never abandon her. In a side story she feels left out of Araragi introducing crab to his sisters and basically asks him who of them he likes the most. Then she reiterates this question in Oni.
Shinobu has bet everything on Araragi and not being as important to him as he is to her would suck.

Araragi wanted to kiss her since Kizu.

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For me, a fap is hollow unless I finish to her, and any hentai where she is enjoying herself becomes the hottest shit even if I'm not normally into it.

This is how you know you found your waifu. Congrats user.

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Batfags were right all along. You don't see monogatari thread nowadays that aret about Shinobu. Feels so good to be right

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There are plenty of Snake threads but they're just horny

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Big tiddy bat life partners have me in the opposite of despair.

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I don't suppose anyone has the official English ebooks? Apparently they were just released a few days ago

i wanna suck on those toes

Why is Araragi ripped as a vampire but Kiss Shot is just busty

Ideal male form versus ideal female form.

because he's a male, duh

Ideal female form is an amazon

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I'm more confused why vampire Araragi arouses me more than any other character in the series

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Homosexuality

I need big bat cuddling shotaragi in canon.

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I like big bats and I cannot lie

But its only him. Other classic "gay" anime characters like Ryoma don't do anything for me, just Araragi

Big ones, small ones, some as big as your head.

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It depends on how they feel at the moment.

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Pork, like the most of us. But due to the donuts, HIGH sugar content.

>implying she doesn't secrete cherry-flavor from her pores

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I'd taste her cherry, if you catch my drift.

I want Shinobu to catch my drift.

>cherry flavor
>red liquid

...user, do you understand menstruation?

I'm sure you can make cherry flavor without the color. Especially if you're magic.

which one?

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Oh fuck yes.

As much as people bitch about fanart with it, Shinobu looks cute in regular panties.

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12 years old is the best, you tasteless peasants.

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Wow this is actually beautiful

What type of donut would you buy her?
don't blow it

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Is milf the rightmost one or Kissushotto? Can’t tell if milf or young adult

Lots of fanart for her is.

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Glazed. Literally nobody hates a glazed donut, you can't go wrong.

French crullers and old fashioned donuts are her favorites that are most readily available outside Japan.

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Shinobu is life

How popular is bat with the nips?

Catfriend here, we just enjoy the various fun adventures we are getting. Like Hanekawa saving a German city on her way to find Meme and becoming a super saiyan cat with golden hair and fangs for a couple weeks, or her literally becoming Big Boss with a werewolf girl whose keen for her kitty and a team of body double girls who are loyal to her. You could make an entire alternate series about Cat just helping people. Can't wait for the anime to catch up.

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Sounds unwatchable

Tell me more ,Hanekawa's life seems fun.

That was basically the story, dude. People just tend to spin that it was all about Shinobu and Araragi despite that being demonstrably false. She is important and it shows a lot of what we would see later like how she saved him from killing himself in the sun being a callback to Seishirou, but a lot of their "conversations" were Kiss-shot just lazing about while Hanekawa and Araragi were bonding as friends. Now when she was complete and they had their talk on the rooftop that was substantive, but still doesn't prove that it was all about them. Hanekawa was definitely a co-heroine, with a lot of emotional, funny, and bro moments. If you won't admit that, it would be because you don't like Hanekawa and nothing else.

How so? Hanekawa may be more competent than Araragi, but she learns something through her experiences, and had a pretty interesting opinion on the relationship between oddities and humans in Tsubasa Sleeping.

Well, after she finished with Araragi, she joined an NGO, to help with people struggling in warzones, doing activities like mine defusing and various examples of humanitarian aid.

I'm sorry I didn't mean that I just don't like the cat very much

The most popular.

Why are Loli vampires so incredibly popular in every franchise they appear? What is it about the combination of a blood drinking monster and a little girl that works so well?

It's just an obvious, logical extrapolation of immortality in general. If you're immortal and don't age, being in a little kid body is one of the first things people think about. Vampire might not even the most common permutation of it, though I wouldn't bet against it. We have loli dragons, loli demons, loli elves, loli gods, etc.

Off Season is just cop Araragi, Shinobu and a buncha new girls, we won't be seeing any of the OG cast till Monster Season or nah?

Do we even know if the anime is going to catch up? Monogatari may print money, but hasn't SHAFT been sick of making it for a long while now?

Are you trying to bait or are you a legit imbecile, I wonder?

Why do loli vampires often have blond hair?

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I've seen these somewhere but I can't recall.
I think user posted them in a Yea Forums adventure Time thread when someone foolishly claimed vampires could never give him a boner.

Blonde is the archetypal hair of innocence or purity.

>Girls like fanservice as well, you know.
But girls don't watch good anime.

No, it's a Monogatari thing.

That's a very large basketball.

For you checked btw

Vampires are undead bloodsuckers though. That's not pure or innocent.

>That's not pure or innocent.
Lolis are though, and that cancels out any impurity being a vampire would entail

wrong
powdered sugar is king
all others are substandard

Because Hanekawa is a shitty mary sue that drags down every scene she's in and en entire episode of her budget Metal Gear antics that makes even less sense than Kojima's writing would be completely fucking unbearable.

You'll get to see the OG cast plenty, like an arc of Shinobu babysitting Karen.

Even if you don't like Hanekawa, she's objectively the best written character in the series. I remember when people would go read Kizu expecting Shinobu fanservice and ended up liking Hanekawa more. Now that the movies are out, I doubt anyone's going to do that anymore, even with offical translations

You've got to be more subtle in your bait.

Seriously compare Hanekawa to the rest of the cast. Crab? Literally hasn't been relevant since Nise. Snake? Bitch just wants to draw manga. Snail? Dissapeared for most of the series. Monkey? Aside from Hana hasn't done anything. Math? The fucking fire sisters have more presence than she does. Shinobu's really the only other contender. That doesn't mean you have to like her the most, but she's the best written

@189200189
That's a better bait, but you already tipped your hand.

How's your first week on an imageboard user?

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Despite her being well written kinda feel like how compartmentalized Math's arc was really hurt her introduction. I recall my impression of her being really soured by her just fucking off at the end of Sodachi Lost and not staying to have an impact on the other characters. "Oh were you invested in this new character? Well fuck you moron, she ain't coming back till Zoku, and not even then really." Ishin could have handled her better.

Sodachi eventually shows up and manages to be a good, regular presence.

Monogatarivania fucking when?

more math please, nisio-sensei

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I am aware. Just saying her introduction was majorly botched.

Its kind of inevitable since her arc was set in the past. If there wasn't any explanation, it would have been a massive plothole why she wasn't hanging around the events of the first novels

He had the same problem with Snail going to hell though and handled that much better so it makes the Math thing stick out even more.

A video game of nothing but avoidance bosses would suck.

Let's say Monogatari Souls then

That just doesn't fit at all.

How would even translate Monogatari into a Soulslike? This literally makes no sense; if there was a Monogatari game, it would have to be something like a Megaman clone, or a classic Castlevania. Maybe a more traditional JRPG, but definitely not Souls

Consider this: Monogatari 2D fighting game. It already has a decent roster and a way to balance all of them storywise, so all it needs are a few extra chars and a competent company (I'm thinking ArcSys)

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tf are those teams

Four guys, Four girls, Spook wildcard

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Honestly forgot about fighting games, but they're a little too easy, no? Almost every series could have a fighting game tie-in. There's also the problem characters like Kagenui, Dramaturgy and Guillotine Cutter would fit in well, no-one would really care. Characters like Sodachi and Kaiki, who fans would actually want, not so much. There's also few recognisable "moves" any characters do. Most of it would have to be completely made up, and I don't doubt ArcSys has the skill to do so, but at that point why bother? There's other series' with a lot more directly transferable content

A Monogatari game would basically be Undertale, and that concept has been played out as much as it needs to.

As much of a meme Undertale is, it actually does have a decent amount that can still be done with the concept. For starters some diagloue options would go a big way. The "Talk" option is basically just attack under another name. Having a Monogatari Undertale clone based solely on a few bosses with loads of dialogue paths and no offensive options could actually work really well. Don't know who the fuck would make it though

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Ah, true enough. But assuming they put in effort to add some OC moves, it wouldn't be that far out of reach (besides, there have been less compatable franchises that got their tie-ins in the past). I just can't help but imagine the hilarity of some special moves (eg. HAAAACHIKUJI command grab) and how well some chars would mesh with pre-existing fighter archetypes

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>(eg. HAAAACHIKUJI command grab)
I'm not sure if this has been done before, or if it would even work, but having a fighting game with unique commands dependent on matchup sounds really interesting. It could very easily get obnoxious, but I'd be intrigued none-the-less

A manlet with lots of bitches

Who look taller than they actually are next to him.

definitely wouldn't be competitive or even fun for normal people. it'd have to be a game just for fans

I definitely don't see it as anything more than an experiment, or some weird indie project, and I wasn't even thinking of it being a Monogatari tie in. Something like Divekick, though obviously a bit more complex

A Nisio fighting game would include characters from all his series, especially the ones much better suited to the format.

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So, Araragi and Hachikuji's molest-off?

we would finally be able to see it

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>how well some chars would mesh with pre-existing fighter archetypes
>Episode is charge
>Kanbaru is grappler
>Koyomi/Senjougahara are shoto
>Karen is rushdown
>Hachikuji is turtle
>Nadeko is puppeteer
>Shinobu is mix-up
Holy fuck I never thought about this before. Only issue is I can't think of any zoners. Maybe Tadatsuru, but he's a literal fucking who so nobody cares

Well, nobody said it had to be fair or competitively balanced (personally, I'd be happy even if they made it Sailor Moon-levels of bullshit). But for the sake of discussion, it could just be an ordinary command grab for everyone else and just play an extra audio file and a unique animation on-hit against her
I'm well aware that something on the level of MK or UNIST would be downright impossible, but I've seen a lot of unconventional fighting games, which are both simple and reasonably mechanical, that could fit the bill
If we were being really liberal, Present Koyomi could be a zoner-ish type where he tosses Shinobu from his shadow for poke/combo extensions (Noob Saibot style), while Full-Vamp Koyomi could be the shoto

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>Present Koyomi could be a zoner-ish type while Full-Vamp Koyomi could be the shoto
>Monogatari fighting game with Melty Blood style select
This just gets better and better

Zaregoto is prime fighting game material.

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Well now you got me even more hyped, blessed dub-wielders. Nisio Force when?

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>not that design from kizu

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Yooo, give me that.

peak

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Has Kiss-Shot shown up in the manga yet?

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She's mine.

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probably

Yes.

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In context this is poetic justice for Araragi being a retard about her during Bake.

>filename
I wonder

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>12yo>loli>/powergap/>8yo=teen>/powergap/>>>adult

Does she still have an intact hymen? I want to lick it.

It was named in a different age.

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The rightmost one is young adult, milf shinobu doesn't appear on that pic.

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Shapeshifters can have whatever you want

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I want to spent hours licking it before popping it.

From all the roughhousing she's done, probably not, unless it also regenerates like the rest of her. In which case she is most likely not a huge fan of quickies.

What's the difference bewteen 8yo and loli? Is loli supposed to be the Kizu one?

What if I lick it first?

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What''s the deal with Shionbu's dress and tights changing in this webm all the time? Is this an original broadcast/BD difference?

Yeah. They changed the color.

She's basically numb to pain anyway

Not immune to pain, but used to it.

Can she shapeshift to age progress and regress age while dicking her? What does it feel like when something ages around your dick?

The only way to know is to get your own shapeshifting vampire wife.

>implying popping Shinobu's cherry every time you have sex doesn't turn her on

I blame Interview with a Vampire

It probably depends on her state of mind. If she considers herself a virgin, it probably regenerates.

>tfw gf likes gati and cheered when snail kiss
I know she knows I’m a lolicon but that cemented her taste as good. /blog

She'd probably need to bite you mid-dicking to grow.

how nu?

Shinobu calling you a degenerate pedo because she thinks you get harder when she's small but you insist she's just tighter

That's the best part

Why is this not a doujin already. She literally shifts in the movies. Someone had to have thought of it before.

There are multiple doujins that explore it. Also ones where she de-ages Araragi for sex.

There's a few doujins with age progression/regression but never mid-dicking.

>Why is this not a doujin already
You're not looking very hard

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See
I meant mid dicking as discussed in the post I (you)’d

There are lads, you just have to look.
nhentai has one

>It also affects what I do and do not buy and who I vote on
There is no ethical consumption under capitalism and electoral politics has never generated revolutionary change. Existing in inherently burdensome on other living beings, because the universe has finite resources. Stop being a gigantic faggot. I'm sure the most moral action you could take is starving to death, but I don't see you doing it either.

Ok, that's it. I need to watch this show.
I've postponed it again and again because I don't really like Gahara.

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She's not really in it all that much considering. Only is in 2 or 3 arcs fairly heavily after bake

Crab I mean.

She gets better in Second Season

This user is right.
They even make fun of how little she matters despite being Araragi's girlfriend in Shinobu Mail

Ok, that's reassuring.

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Literally just finished nise, can I expect as much fan service in the next part? Also what part do i watch next?

If you haven't watched Kizu yet, do that, then go onto Neko Kuro and SS.

Every arc has some fanservice but Nise's first half is definitely the most dense it ever gets
Next is Nekomonogatari Black, lots of Cat

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Nise is the hardest the fanservice ever goes, though it's still there afterwards.

>that entire outline of her body

Fucking unf

What said, except you should also watch Hanamonogatari between the second and third arcs of Second Season instead of after it.

Remember, airing order is always the correct order

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*novel order

Is this no-pan? This is a no-no!

It's an instruction manual for how to get Shinobu to step on your face.

Good luck going back to TV quality after watching Kizu

Good luck having half of the best moments in the series fall flat because you didn't watch Kizu when you were supposed to.

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I just finished the second season of monogatari and i kind of liked it (8/10), but i really dont know if want to keep watching and i cant even really tell you why, its almsot like i cant genuinely enjoy watching it, i just find some cool quotes now and then and liked some characters e.g. kaiki, but i dont really feel the motivation to keep watching, it feels like work to me. Should i keep watching? whats the problem?

>You were supposed to watch Kizu five years before it came out
The anime doesn't expect everyone who watches it to have read the novels, you don't miss anything important by not having the full story until much later, at which point it was adapted. You're given more than enough information to keep up from the very start in Bake and other stories as it goes along.
The anime is an incomplete/different experience even if you watch it in novel order, if you care about experiencing the whole story as intended from the start you ought to be reading the novels anyway.

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You're probably just burning out, just take a break for a while until you feel like coming back to it. It can be an exhausting series to watch, especially if you're binging it.

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The story the anime is telling very much expects you to know the events of Kizu. A joke you figure out 10 minutes after the fact isn't as funny and the same goes for an emotional scene. Kizu was never intended to be delayed by either Shaft or Nisio and putting it in its intended place is the obvious best choice. The only people advocating otherwise are trying to justify their significantly inferior experience after the fact.

Is Shinobu an exhibitionist?

>justify their significantly inferior experience
Even if you watch Kizu in the novel order, no-one's arguing the anime isn't the inferior experience. You don't know what you're talking about

Reading comprehension.

I read Kizu after watching Second Season, which was the most recent release at the time. I can't think of any scenes up to that point that "fell flat" because I didn't know every single thing that happened during Spring Break. If you can think of any specific examples, please state them.
>Kizu was never intended to be delayed by either Shaft
But after it WAS delayed, they obviously accounted for that reality in the rest of their adaptation.
>trying to justify their significantly inferior experience
The anime as a whole is a significantly inferior experience even watching it in the novel order. Even the manga is a significant step up (so far) because it's much more complete of an adaptation. I've only read the First Season novels but I'm amazed at how much good content was never adapted.
But the point isn't to say the anime is inferior to the novels, the point is it's a different experience altogether and there's no good reason to treat it as exactly the same story as the novels, because it's not.

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>it's not the same story
And water is dry. Fuck off with your retarded bullshit.

You seem to be under the impression anime adapations haven't always been truncated versions of the source material

If the anime's story was unchanged from the novels we wouldn't be having this discussion

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You're still trying this?

>oh my god, they forget to mention her shoes were red
>this changes everything and now the story is completely different and nothing from the novels applies any more

>Skipping over scenes and details from the novels that aren't THAT important (according to me) isn't a big deal
So there's no issue with not adapting Kizu for so long, since all of the major plot points are told in other parts of the story.

>a molehill is just as important as a mountain
>everything is subjective so i can never be wrong

Yes.

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Just off the top of my head the bath scene in Nise was way less impactful on my first watch, before Kizu was out, than on the rewatch post-Kizu.

Because they're often meant to be tied into the european origins of these kinds of vampires, which in Japanese media means blondes.

And the central plot of Neko Kuro, and huge chunks of relationship building in Kabuki, and Shinobu Mail, and you technically know about Araragi's vow in time for Ougi Dark but going full circle from the beginning of the series and going full circle from the previous arc is a world of difference.

I don't know if this is bait, or if you're just retarded, but Kizu was published after Nise

>any time these two characters are matched up the entire fight just cuts to black and a random winner is chosen

>Kizu was published after Nise
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Monogatari_novels

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I want to lick that JC ass.

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Thx, i intend to follow airing order which means nekomonogatari black is next. I hope theres lots of hanekawa’s hanekawas

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Prepare to see a lot of cat tats but hate the plot.

You people don't get it. Yes, she'd have wild copulation with you. But you will NEVER get the taste of donuts out of you mouth...EVER.

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I want to give Shinobu a piggyback ride

I want to give her a piggy back ride, but instead I do a crabwalk while she's mounted on my cock.