OTP of the Decade(s)

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IT'S NOT LIKE THAT!

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Meh

Maybe A decade

>OTP of the decade(s)
>AsukaxShinji
Not even of a minute.

How it is then?

>OTP of the last 25 years

ftfy

Like this.

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>OTP
>One wants to fuck an older man and the other is gay for an albino angel

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Came just to say this.

You're wrong.
Its the OTP of all time.

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Dose this count as incest

>otp
>unironically so awful she turned shinji gay

She's his mom, the child his dad abandoned him to raise instead, the last universal common ancestor, and she tried to eat'n'fuck him so she could give birth to him as the same kind of thing she is. It's meta super incest, you'll never fuck your sister on so many levels.

pfft
No, it's not, but that would have been just as bad.
>extra retard babies

Asuka really isn't anything but a trophy for your self insert huh ? So-called Asukafags.

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>She's his mom
Wrong.
>the child his dad abandoned him to raise instead
You're using the word "raise" very loosely.
>and she tried to eat'n'fuck him so she could give birth to him as the same kind of thing she is
Wong again. You should really stop posting.

retardation is more caused by numerous environmental factors, their kid would be more liable to passing on some recessive genes like color blindness or at worst, leukemia
but many genetic diseases are the woman's fault anyway

fpbp

facts

More like blessed

I hate Rei but I agree with this.

Asuka is too good for a shit like Shinji. Asuka deserves a black chad like me.

Shinji does not want to fuck his sister like you do.

Fucking based. Ignore the newfags who hate Oreimo.

So? What's the problem with that? It's normal for high test alphas to self insert to the story to fuck Asuka. The beta shinji dick is just hard for us to project onto.

Based & chadpilled

The only mistake OP made was using the ironic from the beginning OTP meme to refer to a canon couple.
It's supposed to make fun of ye olde livejournal shippers.

I self insert AS Asuka so I can bully Shinji

That's not Gohan x Kefla.

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idiot

excuse me?

Reminder.

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Of course, user. Shinji miniscule beta dicklet is too hard force you.
But I guess your high test instincts overlook that because they know that your true calling, as the Chad you are, is imagining yourself as the twinkly depressed boy Asuka bullies.

fpbp

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Reminder that manga Shinji had mother/sister-zoned Rei.
Probably gets with Asuka anyway given the ending.

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Asuka should just go full yandere for Shinji.

Asuka should just fucking murder Shinji.
They'd both be happier

Asuka already has yandere tendencies if that "sex theory" is legit.

I need to read that, got a link?

>asuka being an out of character sex doll

Why do asukafags hate asuka so much?

>Asuka deserves a black chad like me.
DAS RITE

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It's absolutely ridiculous headcanon bullshit user, don't waste your time. I say this as an unrepentant Asukafag. Neither of them has anywhere near enough confidence to go that far.

Shinji is the yandere of the pair, big time.

Gets rejected so he murders the entire fucking Earth, and ends up with her in the end because of it.

>Implying Asuka wasnt manipulating Shinji into killing all of humanity so she could have him all to herself

They are both potential yanderes.

She's doing it because she loves him guys! Gimme a break. That's fucking assault!

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>Twenty eight year old German is so sexually frustrated that she tries to break into an underage's room.gif

You mean Gendo x Rei

This is so hyped up and 'iconic' on the internet that I expected a lot more. It's mostly just shizuru making eyes at natsuki and then suddenly gay couple.

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Shikinami still somehow has some mixed feelings over him after 14 years.
Calls out to Shinji for help, is in awe when he actually saves her in response, and apparently Mari has heard enough to still tease her over it.

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Why the FUCK would she still be in love with him after fourteen years? Bad writing! that's how!

I have a few questions for people who've engaged in ship wars.
1. Has your mind ever been changed by an opposing shipper?
2. Have you ever changed the mind of an opposing shipper?
3. After getting involved in a shipping argument, have you ever, and I mean EVER, thought: "Yeah, I'm proud of myself. That was absolutely time well spent."

>Gets rejected so he murders the entire fucking Earth, and ends up with her in the end because of it.

Only after putting up with her abusive BS for almost a whole year and after dealing with a living hell that was the preceding events of EOE.

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Reminder.

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What's with the influx of Eva threads? Am I missing something?

That works too.

Or Rei fucked up and did it because she was listening in and thought its what they wanted.

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Some people can never let go. Besides, despite all of the shit that went down. Shinji was always around in some manner. But why did it take them 14 years to get him?

>But why did it take them 14 years to get him?
It may not have been the first attempt.

They labeled Shinji when 01 burped him out as BM-03, but appear unsure if he is even truly Shinji.
Which leaves the question of what the hell were BM-01 and BM-02?

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Asuka broke the other two because she doesnt know what a safe word is

I got the impression he was already on a reentry path and Wille just altered the descent to steal Unit 01 away from Nerv

She's a weird half angel mutant that can crack thick plexiglass and shinji is probably one too at this point so he's the only one who won't die by snu-snu with her

What was up with the glowing eyepatch?

but Shinji is a self-insert protagonist now instead of a good character.

Shows coming to netflix with a new dub on the 21st

How can normalfags even compete

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it's a reference to Buster Machines 01 and 02 from GunBuster

So nothing but summerfags.

That's not Shinji and Kaworu though.

xD...You gotta love this couple though.

This guy ain't gonna stop kidos xD

>Yui "dies" so Gendo plans to fuck the entire world to get her back
>Asuka dies, so Shinji succeeds in fucking the entire world to get her back
Messed up trait he takes from dad, but pottery nonetheless.

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>not one mention of shinji x misato

how disgusting

Kill yourself fucking retard. Oreimo is literally normalfag trash.

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I'd argue he's the exact opposite. He's worse than a self-insert protag. He's a hatesink. He's a character who exists purely to suffer and never improve.

He like accidentally saved her in the beginning, and didn't help her at all in the end, just like in the other timeline when she got ripped apart. She just survived this time. Shinji is a shit and doen't give a fuck about Asuka. Asuka only gives a fuck about Shinji because she thinks for some reason that some part of him might care about her, and she doesn't have anyone else that cares about her. Although the writing is pretty different in the remakes, I think it at least stays consistent with the realism of people mostly feebly caring for each other on the condition of their own interests being met.

have sex

That's only if Shinji dies at the end of 4.0 and stays dead. You know that Shinji will reverse time and fix shit with some asspull. He has god powers and Asuka still likes him. Shikinami is Anno's waifu after all with her Mary Sue characterization.

Honestly, Asuka and Shinji just doesn't work. Asuka belongs to me.

>What was up with the glowing eyepatch?

Probably got her genes contaminated with Angel DNA when it took over her Eva.

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i don't get it why do you faggots obsess over a shitty 20 year old anime that has a trainwreck of a ending

>a fuccboi and a tsundere
Always the best pairing

The fucking irony here.

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Miracle of the universe.

That's not Okabe & Kurisu.

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This

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Quite realistic.
I have been in love with the same person for almost 20 years. I havent seen her in 10 years.

So, is Anno even working on 4.0? Is there any hope left?

Try actually seeing other people.
I actually had a crush on a girl when I was around 10 that lasted for a few years. Barely saw her in high school and not once since. Just learned she got engaged and despite how long ago its been I couldn't help but feel a pang of sadness when I heard the news.

No.

No.

Soon......

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