Hey son watcha watchin-

HOW IS THE BOY MUSCULAR

You must be over 3 years old to post here, baby boy

it gets smaller when I'm hard

it gets bigger when i pull it

HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

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>finally an anime that isn't for pedoph-

>t. prude american

>watcha
spotted the amerilard

>liking kid dick
out

kid has some crazy defined pecs tbf

That kid is pretty ripped desu

The only choice you have left if you still want a sex life is to be fucking good at eating pussy. Women love that shit and will tolerate your tiny dick if you have the skills.

I love boomer dads. They really got their shit together.
If you aren't winnin son, maybe you should be

Are you quoting Kira?

>600k in donations
Even if that's in Korea money that's still $500. For a couple hours of sitting around in a costume, I'd consider that a "winning" level of pay.

>mom walks in

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Full pic of bike?

number of benis seen in part 4: 1
number of benis seen in part 5: 0
number of boobs seen in part 4: 0
number of boobs seen in part 5: 1
>but part 5 is the most gay part!

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> penis shown in non sexual context vs. unironically being gay
You see that your problem user

Araki doesn't know how to draw children.

number of gay couples in part 4: 0
number of gay couples in part 5: 2

number of gay couples killed in part 4: 0
number of gay couples killed in part 5: 1

100% and 50%
Thats fucking gay

I'd rather just be a loner than have someone tolerate me. Not him but mine is pretty tiny flacid but gets to around 12cm hard. Not micro dick but smaller than average.

He doesn't know how to draw anything

that's not how percentages work

Yeah even if you learnt to eat pussy you're no better than a chick to her, she may as well be in a lesbian relationship.

0 is 100% of 0.

>Hey user can you come help me with the gro-

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J-just watching a show with cute girls doing cute things...

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Same bro

Wow you're bad at math.

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Please teach me the real answer to 0 * 1

>be me
>14 y/o teenager who played age of Empires online
>chatting on a msn gaming zone website
>dad walks in
>"what are you doing, son?"
>"chatting"
>"ah, i see. Are you winning?"
>"What?"
>"Are you winning in the chatting?"
>"dad, just go away"
>"k son, i hope you have fun with the chatting"

What is this shit

Is the red-haired one a floating legless ghost? She can't be leaning so far forward the feet aren't visible in the second shot, because the centre of balance wouldn't support lifting someone by their head like that.

Your dad sounded nice. I’m sorry for your loss.

You were a rude little shit, you know that?

They have sexy legs.

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They're both dudes.

I want her ass on my face (no homo).

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Full frontal nudity of shota is okay, but a slight pantyshot of a loli, even in late night anime? Never.
Fuck this industry.

KEK

the best part about having a tiny penis is it never hurts the children

thats not too bad, as long as you dont fuck a massive gaper its doesn't matter that much

stay mad lolifag bitch

is that shinobu?

I'd fap to this. No regrets.

What boobs?

Who the fuck puts their computer screen facing the door to begin with?

>my dick is tiny as fuck flaccid
>it becomes a monster erect, albeit about only 60% of the time

It's a numbers game, user.

> thinking kid dick is sexual
pedo

Is this thread about ... ochinchin?

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I want to be a cute trap and make money doing cute things.

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Why did you remind me

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t. never heard of rudolph ingram

H...how? That can’t be real

People's dicks cloud their brain functions. It doesn't matter in the moment that if they just went to any free porn site and got off to basically the same thing there, the urge to pay for fap material would pass, because this one's EXCLUSIVE to payers, so you're better than others if you do it.
That, and "findom" is a thing that people actually have as a fetish somehow.

The part you're missing is the personal connection. You can fap to any porn, but it's detached for you. When you pay, you get that connection, you get recognition by the model.

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Which is actually a downside if you ask me. Then again I'll never understand normalfags

>living with your parents

Same, I wish I could get paid to shave all my body hair off and jam things up my ass on cam.

>ahh son, I see our old bonding times are still in your memories

My dad is watching Game of Thrones with my younger brother so he can't complain about my tastes.

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his phimosis is so cuuute!

My dick is pretty tiny when flaccid as well, but gets pretty big when erect. Grower not as shower, of course it's still embarrassing if a girl was to see it flaccid cause it's super tiny.

>Making two million dollars a year being a whore and plastering your face on the internet

Kek, basically a glorified pornstar.

A pantyshot is inherently sexual, you could show a full vagina and not have it be sexual but double standards and such

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That's because shotacons rule the world.

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Trish's when in the car with Fugo

So this is what a feminine penis looks like

I wish

>Not being a NEET™ and living with your parents for as long as possible
Fucking normalfags

>my dick is just ok both flaccid and erect
I mean yay?

Why the kid has old man face?

Does anyone have a big dick flaccid?

What's that say? I don't read gook.

Sorry, starving children, I have to donate this weeks paycheck to my beautiful queen!

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All the greatest men in the world had small flacid dicks

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Nobody should be giving ethots a cent but it's not like donating to starving children helps matters, if anything it usually makes things worse

SHOWER SQUAD TURN UP

Do you live in a really cold place?

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>dad actually did walk in during this scene
>just starts cracking up and goes “what the fuck is this user?”
>”J-Jojo’s bizarre adventure...”
>”alright, I’m going to the store, you need anything?”
>”n-no.”
>walks away still laughing
Literally the most uncomfortable moment of my life

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Imagine basing your self esteem on the size of a urinary appendage.

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>h-have sex you sexist incel. Stop harassing sex workers

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>urinary appendage
That's literally calling his dick a clitoris.

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My friends always make fun of me in sauna for being a grower because they can tell for sure when I'm aroused

Why do you get aroused around your friends, user? You wouldn't happen to be homosexual, would ya?

I have assburgers and can get distracted by my own thoughts anytime

Why is willy allowed but cunny is verboten?

Why are little boys allowed to be shown naked on anime but not girls? Even if we see a naked loli we only get to see her butt, why the fuck do we have to see a boy's dick?

same. But at least it grows larger when I'm hard. Phew.

Wheel theory is a meme.
0•1=0 in any ring.

>All these dicklets
Lmao

Double standards, I'd rather do with neither but one being okay and not the other is retarded

Are you me?

I don't think they are normalfags.

NEET life wasn't for me.

lmao is that really her ?

your left or my left?

Yes

>paying money to an ethot
Times have changed, trust me these are same type of people to tip streamers playing fornite and shit.

Tfw have 3-4 subs at a given time but it's for small, non-obnoxious streamers legitimately want to support

That's what everyone who does it says. You're just as much a faggot as them

>giving a sub to a 500 viewer streamer with an actual personality is the same as giving money to an e-thot already making 30k a month to say my name
Gonna be a hard no

attack on titan got weird

I have outright rejected sex twice because I'm too embarrassed of my dick

I just don't find those forced ahegao faces hot irl, she just looks mentally retarded like that

It's because young boys' bodies aren't as sexualized by perverts as much as loli bodies are. It's not a double standard when males have no chill about the things they will wank off to or fuck..

Being a direct result of being some forbidden taboo in media, it's cyclical

men are pathetic

Nah, they used to show naked lolis in older anime, albeit with basically unsexualized barbie doll bodies and pervs with their mental dysfunction ran with it. The ones who collect all that shit and then get caught after trying to rape a kid irl are the reason why it's become taboo. Regardless of how much is in media, it will never be normal to want to fuck a kid.

>stylized drawings are real children
>everyone rapes what they're attracted to
Are we really doing this meme again? Can't even speak out against witch hunts without being accused of being a pedo, ironic really

That's why I said "mental dysfunction" and not "everybody".

If you only knew how bad things really are.

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Based?

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I actually feel really bad for the guy, fucking hell

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This is just sad

faggot

>there's actual people out there who genuinely believe this.

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Shut the fuck up why are you complaining. There are plenty more anime that cater to lolifags. Us shotachads barely get a look in

She's at over 3000 patreons now.