Why did Kirito have to marry such a harlot like Asuna? I bet she's a complete starfish in bed...

Why did Kirito have to marry such a harlot like Asuna? I bet she's a complete starfish in bed. It would be better if he forgot about her and went for completely someone else.

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Lmao what kind of weirdo has Kirito as their husbando.

Or you know... Just self insert as Asuna. She's like the perfect girl to self insert as.

Yeah Kirito should never be permitted to procreate

some roasty is getting toasty

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You're gonna get shanked user. Don't let Asuna hear that

>SAO is total utter shit
>take the focus off kirito, have the main role shared with someone else
>make him not be the absolute strongest being around
>remove the retarded group that orbits either his physical cock or figurative cock from the active story
>it suddenly becomes a trillion times better

Alicization was one hell of a surprise.
I suddenly understand that kirito himself as a character isn't the problem, but the fact that the hack of an author doesn't put equals around him, but surrounds him with cockservants.

Wow, you managed to make Alice into a fucking self insert.

>She's like the perfect girl to self insert as.
Because she doesn't have personality?

Sinon is the only good thing in SAO.

And Trapito. And Normal Kirito. And Star King.

Based and Kiritopilled

Kirito is a good because he can pull off a trap and an ikemen at the same time

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Imagine just groping and molesting trapito everyday.

Gays aren't welcome

They're not married yet

They're married in game (lol)

You marry in the game, you marry in real life

Kirito gave her a ring my man, they're fiances now.

Yeah, he should be with Philia instead.

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>Created an OC DONUTSTEEL just to make sure a canon couple doesn't end up together
Fucking pathetic

Beep boop

She's a program user

I'm flattered you think I can create a character this good
Delet this, she's a real human bean

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Anyone have any news for Alicization Lycoris?

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>kirito himself as a character isn't the problem, but the fact that the hack of an author doesn't put equals around him
Alicization could have been even better if they'd followed through on the novels and made Eugeo as important of a protagonist as Kirito. Instead, they cut basically all Eugeo's early focal moments like his duel with Jink, his and Kirito's bonding during the Zakkaria tournament, skimmed over most of why he hated himself for killing the nobles, and made his only solo fight 2 minutes long. As such, the viewers never really gets the feeling to understand for themselves why Kirito says Eugeo is stronger than him, or see him as anything other than a blank character.

Instead, we got word-for-word exposition dump episodes and a recap episode. Hurray.

Then get out fag

Yeah Kirito should have married Eugeo instead

Asuna was the only character in SAO that was even remotely tolerable for the 4 episodes I watched it

Fuck that gary stu

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