How much should a girl's breast weigh, Yea Forums?

Nothing

Based girls warming up for Yuta

At least 5kg each.

Only whores have big tits.

Do lesbians both wear wedding dresses? I thought it was typically both would wear suits or one would wear a suit

At least .5g each.

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Somewhere around one assload, give or take.

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Some scientists posted a mathematical formula but sadly I forgot to bookmark the page.

Basically big enough that they don't cause shoulder or back pain.

It's actually a flaw of human evolution where the weakest muscle tissue only supports the breasts.

Bouncing breasts repeatedly over many years can damage the breasts because the muscle tissue that supports the breast is very weak.

That is why Sports Bras out of most other bra types are the best for boobs.

The perfect muscle tissue for breasts should be extremely elastic. Sadly it isn't really that elastic in real life.

>(of an object or material) able to resume its normal shape spontaneously after contraction, dilatation, or distortion.

When we engineer humans one day, much resources should be devoted to creating the most elastic, strongest muscle tissues for breasts and extremely strong shoulder, neck, and back muscles for women.

That way, women should be able to have beautiful breasts even when they become senior citizens due to genetic engineering.

FUCKING FUND THIS

>The perfect muscle tissue for breasts should be extremely elastic. Sadly it isn't really that elastic in real life.
so that's why breast gets saggy over time

Enough to crush my fucking skull

0 kg.

Larger than their heads, not so large that they cover the hips.

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For the guys that want it for the big tits, the new FFLS chapter only has a few good panels, this is the best tits panel I could find. If you want story then I can dump it in another thread. I don't know how to make megas.
She is most likely going to disappear from the story after Chapter 20, so appreciate it while we still get her.

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Who designs a shirt like this?

>we sell exclusively to women with GIGANTIC tits

5kg or she's basically a man

Jesus user! Now I can't gap to that anymore. Thanks a lot asshole.

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However much a couple bags of sand weigh.

Fap

about tree fiddy

Custom tailored titty-sock shirts.
I'm sure there's a niche.

Whatever a nice handfull weighs

I ain’t givin’ you no god damn tree fiddy, Loch Ness Monster!

>titty-sock
That is the exact best way to describe this.

Yep, it's the muscle tissue supporting the breasts. Too weak for some strange reason.

Breasts get saggy because the muscles supporting the breasts get weaker and less elastic as the body ages.

I think the evolution from 4 legged creatures to 2 legged creatures created a flaw in human breasts that is unable to be corrected now.

God should let us have a redo and let US choose the Edits and Options on the Customization Page.

Why ask this on Yea Forums? Nobody here knows how much breasts should weigh because they've probably never held breasts in their hands, wanna know why? Because they're all "Muh flat chest is superior" faggots because they think "cowtits" are a cheap gimmick women use to attract men and it replaces having a personality. It's a real fucking MGTOW/ feminist fedora lord excuse because large breasts women probably won't talk to them and they feel bad for small chested girls, so they have to be a "le gentleman" in hopes the girl will take pity on them when they tell the girl how it doesn't matter how big your tits are because I like you for your personality and smile! Bunch of fucking delusional faggots is what everyone on here is.

Speak for yourself, dickhead, I'm physically attracted to flat girls. Personality irrelevant. Just because you have an oedipus complex and think tits are the end-all-be-all of sex doesn't mean the rest of us share your garbage taste.

>this is the best tits panel I could find
there are more

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It depends on the couple, I think most times both wear dresses. I have never seen both girls wearing a suit though, but it probably has happened.
Spoilers for /cgl/.

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big tits in real life are saggy and gross, they're only good in anime

Usually lesbian couples both wear a suit, or the "masculine" one in the relationship will wear a suit and the feminine one will wear a dress. I've seen it go both ways. Pretty disgusting, but it doesn't surprise me. A lot of "masculine lesbian" girls don't like to wear any sort of feminine/female clothing. I knew a girl who refused to wear a dress or any sort of female clothing. She was adamant about it, but she was also a raging tomboy lesbian. She got all her hair cut off, basically wanted to look like a guy as much as possible. Not sure if there are some transgender issues going on there, or what. Some times I think these girls wanted to be born a male since they try so hard to look like one, almost like a form of crossdressing.

>Liking cows

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Peak femininity is big tits, deal with it

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Did you even read what I wrote? I wasn't advocating for small chested girls. I was supporting large tits.

3&2>>>>>>>trash>shit>1.

is this that one shitty manga called ring king something? i feel like i remember that artstyle but saucenao gives me no result
anyway that size should be the minimum to be considered female

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There's this thing called agreement user.

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>Thinking Yea Forums or anyone on Yea Forums is attracted to small chests for any reason other than fetishes

Or at least I'd fucking hope so for modern Yea Forums. Maybe there are faggots who genuinely feel bad these days.

I just feel like you really do have guys that go after small chested girls out of pity more so than a fetish.

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>How much should a girl's breast weigh, Yea Forums?
The last 3 digits of your post answer your question.

About 3 American sized hamburgers

youre right but leave the 3dpd talk to chestlet enablers

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>How much should a girl's breast weigh, Yea Forums?
Do you mean before or after I suckle the days milkies from them?

I agree with this in principle. I'm attracted to the look of small tits and the body type that typically comes with them, but I do have to admit that big tits are much more fun when I get my hands on them.

God her tits are great.
But we can't have nice things, like always.

That's my fetish!

Really is a shame.

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The back pain makes it hot. I want her tits to be a disability.

fpbp

Kek

I think this most likely happened because of recent human mating preferences.

Large pronounced breazts were likely a bit of a chance mutation at one point but those women with big breasts were far more likely to be chosen as mates than ones with small/flat breasts. This has lead to some family lines of women to have massive tits that are too big to be supported by the rest of the body into old age because women weren't chosen for that perfect breast to appropriate supporting muscle ratio, just simply how big they were.

This much.

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at least 5kg each

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Five kilos each sounds about right.

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get a better scale
now they look like 5kg each

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so because we aren't pedophiles we have shit taste

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When I first glanced at this image I thought she was using her boobs to turn off her alarm clock

This.

Also this, nobody chooses DFC out of pity or because they feel like they can't get any better. Personally I have preferred small tits - the smaller, the better - for as long as I can remember and even as a preteen who was just finding out about sexuality I already found big tits distasteful.

enough to do this

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Any breasts, in shape, size, or form, are gifts from the gods. However, having a hip size that compliments them is what truly matters.

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I can't believe this is just getting ignored

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just go grab your girl friend's.. oh wait

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This is also necessary quality.

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>Tfw EMT
>Work a 16 hour shift with feisty tomboy shortstack who just recently had a kid and has to take a break a every few hours to pump
>Constantly complains the whole shift about how full her tits feel
>"Sorry this must gross you out user."
>"Ahahahahahahahahaha yeah totally"

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I think I may be gay I find bare tits gross, especially the big ones.

kek khahahaha.
too bad I also wouldn't know how to take that

There are multiple women who work there who all have to do it and are really open about it.
The fact is the majority of men don't like lactation and are grossed out by it.

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You can't tell me what to do!

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Is tits on the dinner table considered bad manners?

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well, I like big tits but I don't like tit's milk

Rotten and decaying fat!

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kek

But that's what breasts are for

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If they force bad posture they're too fat.

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>The fact is the majority of men don't like lactation and are grossed out by it.
I didn't know the majority of men are secretly gay.

At least 5kg

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Every time I see this image I can't help but think how absurd it is that her clothes cling to her tits that way. It's like she's wearing latex.

This is the perfect breast size.

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Flat is justice but that dosent stop this from being a damn fine thread

Godly breasts!

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user, please.

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Holy breasts!

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Yeah, it'd be a latex shirt with huge boob-bags sticking off the front
For the fabric to actually go up into the crease under her boob like that, even spandex wouldn't do that, you'd have to tailor it exactly to fit that way, and she'd have to squeeze her tits into it because it'd be even tighter than skintight, when she took it off there'd probably be an audible popping noise as she pulled them out

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Man there was this video I used to watch years ago with Hitomi weighing her tits and I could never find it again

I was thinking the same thing too. Like the rest of the shirt is like a normal fabric but there's these two large latex pockets which her tits perfectly fit in. I have thought about this way too much. Said shirt would look ridiculous when not worn.

I can just see it up on a hanger like a normal shirt with two giant-sized novelty condoms sewn into the front and drooping down, if you put it up outside on a clothesline they'd flap in the wind

The holiest breast.

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one time on hells kitchen gordon ramsay yelled at a lady for dangling her tits on his hot plate. she got pissed and knocked over a few plates of food that were on the counter

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So I did some looking into this, cuz I don't think breast proportions were ever covered in any anatomy or biomechanics classes. I guess for anime tiddies the head is a decent size comparison by volume, and that's roughly 8% of your body mass. But then again, breasts are mostly adipose tissue, the mass properties of which I can't seem to find. But according to wikipedia, adipocytes are about 100um in diameter, which means each cell should be around (4/3)pi(50E-6)^3

So if someone can find out what the mass or composition breakdown of a fat cell is, I think we can figure out an approximation of how much a girl's breast weighs.

Fat is the lightest tissue in the body by volume. It takes up a huge amount of space for little weight. The only reason it's useful is you get basically 3X the energy out of it as something like protein.

That's pretty funny.

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Reminder that breasts don't weight half as much as women will make you believe.

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My god, I would disappoint her so hard.

Yea Forums is slowly giving me a breast fetish

I don't think this is a proper way to weigh breasts

Heavy enough to defeat clothing.

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Imagine slicing those tits off and roasting them over a fire

5kg each

That's the face of a man

Shut the fuck up Chris The Kiwi

Enough.

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10 kg

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Not true. Any size is fine but there are a few shapes that are disgusting abominations

>That way, women should be able to have beautiful breasts even when they become senior citizens due to genetic engineering.
>Hating saggy breast

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I swear the shirt was normal, somehow it was distorted when she wore it.

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What if SHOULD get saggy, so the nipples are pointing downwards to make it easier to feed the babies?

Offer to help her empty her breasts, professionally.

Less than my balls.

>The fact is the majority of men don't like lactation
Probably because of western media, sucking the the milk out of woman is some of the most intimate experience one can have in life.
Also if you enjoy having your waifu swallowing your semen, you should enjoy drinking her milk as well.

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Yes.

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You're not gay; You've just jerked off to too much hentai.

Oh god, it would be so hard for me to not say "Do you need some help with that?"

Dat hand

I would find it. Along with perfected navels clavicles Aphrodite spots and shoulder blades

you tell me

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If it isn't on a milf, it's shit. BIG TITS+MILF=PERFECTION.

the fuck is this shit?

that's how they test bras

you're gay

this is the ideal

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Please post more. The “weighing breasts” tag on booru has only 8 images.

If her boobs don't touch the floor while she's on all fours, it's not enough

She's not on all fours, though.

What do breasts feel like?

like bags of sand

life like texture ;_;

BASED

Like any fat in your body

Friendly message to chestlets: Please give up!

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My man!

I dunno what formula you're talking about but i can post this

researchgate.net/publication/322530755_Analysis_and_Qualitative_Effects_of_Large_Breasts_on_Aerodynamic_Performance_and_Wake_of_a_Miss_Kobayashi's_Dragon_Maid_Character

tiddies

RIP Lumbar spine

That's not how clothing works

just big enough to allow you to pinch both nipples with two fingers

>He doesn't know about the tiddy weighing clothing
Pleb

ah goddammit you ruined that pic for me now

>He doesn't know about the tiddy weighing clothing
Pleb

It's, if that pair of tits have their own gravitational field.

...

For some reason many artists draw clothing as basically body paint. Including my "favorite" vacuum panties.

But doesn't wearing a bra make the muscle less strong? Muscles need to be trained, so let them bounce!

Rule of sexy

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A few tons maybe?

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2 is the sexiest

I want to burry my head on those sugoi dekais.

>Muscles need to be trained, so let them bounce!
Don't you think if we figured that out you'd have hundreds of millions of women training their breasts? Spoiler alert: you can't, hence surgery is used to correct sag

Women wear bras for a reason. Is this sexy to you?
urlzs.com/bQeEb

>and extremely strong shoulder, neck, and back muscles for women.
that would just make them look like a man with tits irl

>50kg
>those baloongas full of fat
OHH Japan...

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take that back, cunt

What are you talking about?
This is exactly how women clothing works.

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Opai fags BTFO.
I will never understand big titty fetish. Good for you guys, I just think they're disgusting baggage.

It is anime clothing.

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Imagine having problems like that

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I didn't understand the bra episode. Why did her bra suddenly become so unfitting?

Titties tend to grow during puberty.

Why don't mine grow

But within the time frame of one gym class to another, so much so that it literally bursts? Sounds like some Tom Preston wank fantasy.

The bra material was weakening over the course of the day you brainlet.

>hang a weight off a piece of thin string
>if it holds for 2 seconds then that means it won't snap and will hold forever

You say "bursts" but I'm assuming all that happened was that the clasp snapped open, which isn't unreasonable considering how tight bras can be and she could easily have had one that was too tight already.

Because women breasts change in size during the menstrual cycle, however this imply that angels can conceive.
Also apparently the bra hook breaking is a thing, I learned this from emptying my sister's trash

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She was using a bra that no longer fits her. Poor thing gave up to pressure

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You're gonna carry that weight.

winrar

fuck big tits

henry

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she is too pure for this world

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>butt thread gets deleted
>tits thread does not
I see you mods.

mods don't like nigger threads. it's that simple.

Big breasts are relevant to anime, butts are not

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CALL TRUMP

God I hope to see the day when we have engineered breasts
Science is the shit

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This artist is a really cool guy, wished he made more things but we get what we can.

>knock out lesbian tomboy
>undress her and put her in the most feminine clothing you can get
>put hidden camera and record her freaking out

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Fags gonna fag, breast milk is considered to be a sacred in many places.

See-through sundresses are one of my weaknesses. I fucking love that.

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Now big is good
But can I introduce you to bigger?

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How can one be so sheltered?

Beryl is the best titter OC and no one can change my mind

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They should immobilize a woman with their size and weight.

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Clothed paizuri

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Based clothed titfuck user

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Hyper size, hyper heavy.

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like the skin under your arm

Too big. Disgusting sacks of useless fat.

Only thing that matters is the size. Anything that can fully engulf my dick is big enough. All fat weighs the same anyway. So it's just a matter of the size.

Fag, do you want your kids to starve?

I want to fuck that ass.

But how much should a guys dick weigh so a girl feels scared the moment you wave it around her face?

Based mods

Heh

ONE MILLION INTERNETZ

I want to mash Mash's pelvis

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Why can't women like this be real.

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Why the double spacing though?

Paizuri invitation

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On 4channel? I disagree

>0.5
I can't believe hamburger tits are full steel

>The fact is the majority of men don't like lactation and are grossed out by it
What the fuck am I reading?

Problem with great doujins like this is that they make you more want to be the woman giving the paizuri instead of the guy receiving it.

Is it better if she's pregnant?

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Like I said there are multiple women at work who need to pump and they are very open about it.
Whenever they mention it most of the guys don't like to hear about it.

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Holiest Breasts!

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They don't want to be seen as perverts you spergs. It's that simple.

youtube.com/watch?v=lYMNFDtw9aI&has_verified=1

being seen as a pervert for not denouncing lactation has to be the most current year shit

>PAISLEY

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MOOOOO

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Underrated post

This picture bothers me in an autistic way and I don't know why I hate it so much

>that artists newest doujin still isn't transalated

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Nice

All matter has its own gravitational field. They'd have to be pretty damn dense to do that, though.

...

Wet t-shirt contest

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4channel stop eating my images.

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0g

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See, I know that face is supposed to indicate she's having a mind shattering orgasm but it looks more like one of those melting mouth horror pics.

Absolutely blatantly homosexual