Goblin Slayer

Why you all waste time fighting over who will win the GS bowl? Is obvious Haruhi is the best option, she alone can exterminate armies of goblins. The other girls suck.

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>her immeasurably high LUCK stat lets her find a scroll of genocide
>Goblin Slayer asks if he can borrow that...

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Fuck all the girls Haruhi is cute and precious.

What doujin is that from?

>Priestess is flat.
>Haruhi is flat.
What Fantasy means with this?

That Madokami is also flat.

But then she should make her self inserts busty, not flat. I think she is actually proud of being flat... not that her self inserts agreed.

Search goblin slayer in the panda of nhentai, is the first result with Priestess in the cover.

Goblin Bump.

>people that let erufu threads die

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We are having year one chapter tomorrow, this thread should die as well.

Year one is shit.

I didn't see an elf thread.

Every gobo thread is an elf thread

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>Lives for thousands of years.
>Tsundere.
That combination is never good, is gonna cause her too much pain.

>That combination is never good, is gonna cause her too much pain.

Vol 7 made it clear she's aware of that and she still chooses to be by his side.

Holy ESL batman.

>She is aware.
>Yet she doesn't confesses.
for fuck sake

Translation?

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Confess what? She just found someone interesting and she is going to have fun the little time he will last.

Is this your first tsundere? Volume 5 made it clear.

Vol 7 (2 volumes after 5) made it clearer that I am right.

Why do you want elf to not be in love with GS? It actually makes her lot better.

why would any girl try to take part in the GS-bowl

I wonder why.

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Because even though I like GS I am not sharing her with him also I don't want her to suffer when he eventually dies.

Taking out personality, he is actually really handsome.

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you say that...

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>Cowgirl casts Meaty or Swim

Title: And So The Day, As Well, Came To An End. (日も暮れました)
>Caption: Came back in a rush~. (そそくさ~っ)
>Lizard Priest: My my, where di you two go off to? (あらぁどこ行ってたの?)
>Elf: Nowhere special… (いえべつに…)
>CG: It’s already late, so you should all stay over~. We have to day off tomorrow, anyways. (もう遅いから泊まってって明日休みだし)
>Elf(?): Thank you very much. (ありがとうございます)
>CG: Now then, should the three of us head off into the bath? Priestess: Bath!? (おフロ!?)
>Elf: Getting in the bath togetheeeeEErrr...! (一緒におフロということはぁああ)
>CG: Come on in. Priestess: Earthmother, O Earthmotheeeeer…! [Cowgirl’s deep valleeeeeeys…!](地母神さまが地母神さまががが[牛飼さんの谷深きががが])
>Elf: C-c-c-calm down, Priestess-chan!! (おおお落ち着いて神官ちゃんっ!!)
>Elf: Y-y-y-you g-g-g-got in the bath with Maiden-sensei in the original work, didn’t you!!? (ああああんた原作で乙女せんせぇとははははいってるじゃない!!)
>Sword-Maiden: Oddish! (ナゾノクサ)
>Priestess: Th-th-th-that and this a-a-are…! (そそそそれとこれとははは)
>CG: I brought towels!

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Title: In The Bath With Everyone Prietess: O Mother of vast mercy, O Mother of vast mercy… (いとじひぶかき、いとじひぶかき)
>Elf: Calm down! We’ve overcome the line between life and death many times to get to this point, have we not!? (落ち着いてっ!!これまでいくつも死線を乗り越えてきたじゃないっ!!)
>Elf: And besides, this is our chance! (それにこれはチャンスよっ!!)
>Bottle Label: Germ Slayer: (バイキンスレイヤー)
>Priestess: The secrets of mankind…and the mysteries of evolution…[The secrets of huge breasts…and the mysteries behind big titties…!!] (人類の秘密…進化のナゾを…![巨乳の秘密…おっぱいのナゾを])
>Elf: I shall witness them in their fullness with these very own eyes of mine…!! (この目でしかと…!!)
>CG: Sorryyy, did I keep you waiting? (ごめーん、待った?)
>CG: Ahn! My Towel! Priestess: Holy Light! Holy Light! Holy LiiiiiiiiIIGHT!! (聖光、聖光、聖光おおお)
>CG: We can’t see at all, eh? (…ぜんぜんみえないねえ)
>Priestess: What a relief…or rather, what a misfortune… (ほっとしたとういか残念というか)
>Elf: Humans are beings that avert their eyes from the truth, you know. (人は真実から目を背けるものよ)
I think that last line is a double entendre (Bathwater dripping off the body + Teardrops dripping from the eyes)

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>Last Line
I meant the title line might be a double entendre, whoops

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Thanks, I love how elf keeps going meta.
I wish typesetting user was here.

>Germ Slayer
I see an spin off

Wait, did AU Priestess somehow casted holy light?

>Haruhi
>not Doomguy

>Being gay.

they're the same person user

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Oh, you mean the reference and not that it should be literally doomguy instead.

This page was so lewd.

Got him

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And Erufu too

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And Priestess?

I don't have her yet and I have heard she is the best out of the 3.

>The best
Of course.

Girls wearing dumb hats don't have the right to be smug.

I mean in the sense that she has to be the best in everything to be true to her "plot Mary Sue" archetype.

She has a dumb hat partner.

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>Odish
Kek.

I haven’t gotten any of them yet, but I got two months to try so I’m not too worried about it

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Thanks user, can you translate OP pic?

Goblin bump.

>I think she is actually proud of being flat

It's a status symbol!

Is the LN even close to ending

It only has 10 volumes, I am sure it's not even half way.

>>Elf: Nowhere special…

Nowhere special... I always wanted to go there.

>あんっタオルがっ<3
><3
>not

You had one job, user! ONE LOUSY JOB!

Wtf mods? You warned me for my Erufu thread.

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>board cannot into Unicode symbols

Well, FML!

DAT @$$

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>Yea Forums can afford gifs of spooky skeletons on April Fools Day
>Can't handle simple unicode symbols
Tell me about it, user; gookmoot needs to get his shit together.

>---I've been kissed by Onii-chan, even though it's my first kiss...(ーお兄ちゃんにキスされちゃった、ファーストキスだったのに…)

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>Gasp about being kissed and being her first kiss.
>While GS is already deep inside her.
Get the priorities straight, Haruhi.

Maybe only the kiss part was new for her.

Can you translate this page?

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>Poisoned

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Well, the page in question has more dialogue.
>exhentai.org/s/87b0e0f4fc/1422334-18
When someone will translate this?

Wait, so it was bullshit done by Sorceress so the girls trick GS into fucking them? What about the gender bender part?

Bump

To be fair, a number of people would already consider GS to have a winning personality.

>not the Master Chief

>Elf: I did it! (やったわ!)
>Elf: It’s my win! (私の勝ちね)
>Priestess: This game was quite entertaining. (このゲームは本当に面白かったです)
>Elf: Now then… what should we make the prize, I wonder? (さてと…ご褒美は何にしようかな?)
>GS: Oi… (おい…)
>GS: Something somewhat worrisome has arisen, and I would like some help. ( ちょっと厄介なことになった。手を貸してほしい)
>Elf: Yeah yeah… we’re going goblin slaying again, I know…honestly… (はいはい…またゴブリン退治よね…まったく…)
>GS: That’s not it… this morning, I drank a medicine (or potion) I had received from an acquaintance, and I ended up like this. (いいや…今朝知人からもらった薬を飲んだんだがこのようになった)
>GS: I can’t focus on goblin slaying when my body's in this state. (このままじゃゴブリン退治に集中できない)
>GS: Can I entrust you all…in managing this? (処理を…頼めるか?)
>Priestess: Wait a second, Goblin Slayer-san! Just what in the world are you showing us!? (ちょっと、ゴブリンスレイヤーさん!何ていうおのを見せるんですか!)
>GG: A-…amazing! (すっ…すごい!)
>CG: Well…who should go first, I wonder? (じゃあ…誰が最初やるかな?)
>Elf: It’s been decided! (決めたわ!)
>Elf: The prize for the game shall be this! I’ll be the one to go first! Be grateful! (さっきのご褒美はこれよ!このわたしが最初にやってあげるわ!喜びなさい!)
>GS: Yeah…I’m counting on you! (ああ…頼む!)
>GG: If that’s the case, then please use the VIP-room on the second floor. (それなら2階のVIPルームを使ってください)

>Sorceress:My my…it looks like…I gave him the… wrong potion… ( あら…彼に…間違った薬を…あげちゃったみたい…)

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The Gods genderbent him as a joke, but turned him back the next day, since they thought the joke went overboard.

I was originally thinking about doing a text TL dump of it on >>/h/ but the TL/TS-user that did a really great job on the CG doujinshi said they'd get around to it, at some point.

Fucking gods, at least wait until every guy (and some girls) fucked female GS before turning him back!

>Turned him back next day
>"Went overboard."
That means...guys fucked female GS that day?

>Elf wins D&D.
>Claims the right to fuck GS first as reward.
Typical Elf.

Nothing wrong with taking what belongs to her.

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To be fair, the market for autistic female leads is raging at the moment. And I'm surprised that, for all the GSxSpearman art out there, not one of them involve genderbending.

It's probably the only thing that would work with him.

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Goblins are the real victims, we're the ones being oppressed!

I summon you, typesetter user.

>Person wearing a helmet all the time is an ikemen
I like this

All thanks to CG. If it wasn't for her, he would look like a hobo.

She is also very OP in the TRPG. Protection is really high-level spell & you need really high stats to cast it reliably.

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Fujos do GSxLance, do you really think they would genderbend one of them?

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Should've de-aged him and turn the entire cast into sexual predators.

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Have an Elf

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Have a babu.

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No thanks, the Elf is better.

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You need babu for Elf.

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Does Haruhi have an official name yet?

Nobody in this story has an actual name.

Hero

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>GS
>Names

>Best girl is a side character
What does the author mean by this?

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The panels are drawn in LN-style illustration, I like it.

It is true it’s a waste of time fighting over who will win but your reasoning is wrong. The true reason is that all of them will be raped forever.

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He cute

I'm going to rape the Priestess while Goblin Slayer is forced to watch!

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>but the TL/TS-user that did a really great job on the CG doujinshi said they'd get around to it, at some point.

Sorry I'm busy this week and the next, I'll try to start by the weekend of the next week, if for some reason I can't I'll said so in this thread so someone else can do it.

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based and heropilled

blame the elf fag who likely does janny work reporting for gookmoot

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you know where to put it

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I want to know how the event story goes but I don't want to download that trash.
Anyone uploaded it to youtube yet?

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Is GS's master a goblin or is it just a dwarf of some kind?

I believe he’s supposed to be a hobbit

>imagine being a anime cuck and having to wait 2 years between seasons

YOIKES &
YOWZAS

based

Translation = never.

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New chapter when?

Year One is suppose the release a new chapter today.

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I hate plothole woman.

It's okay, she hates you too.

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Is she challenging him to a game of Magic: The Gathering?

No, those cards are in universe "info about monsters".

This doesn't look like a tsundere to me, actually isn't the spoiler mentions Priestess is using the B word?

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Erufu knows she won't ever live the elven ideal marriage with GS, so she's doing the next best thing of setting up her foster little sister as head of the harem.

Is only tsundere with GS.

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Is this another doujin?

Don't think so

OH NO NO NO

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Best couple you mean

Dirty Elf wearing underwear.

Except MTG goblins are all comically stupid assholes. Well, at least the early ones were

Sorry but how is that related to my post?

Have faith user, I'll deliver. eventually:3

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>being excited for vanilla GS doujins

They're all the same. Each of the girls gets 3 pages, then they have 5 pages of orgy, then it ends with GS musing about goblins and half-heartedly ramming them.

Well yes, but there Haruhi this time around!

I could just see her being like "lol what about goblins the cards say they're bumbling fuckheads" with GS getting all offended and "let me tell you about the goblin" in response

And specially Sage.

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>from right to left
>skeptical tsundere straight out of efltown, does not believe GS is the subject of her song
>neutral tsundere, still finds GS an irritating oddball but is there for him whenever it matters
>a queer string of events has lead to nudity and imminent impregnation, tsundere arguments have run out and resistance is futile (and a lie)

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Lewd.

Is she limping after that adventure?

Literal goblin bait.

QUALITY

You should translate this one instead, at least a few pages because it's long.

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Why couldn’t she have been introduced earlier? She could have had a cameo in the anime like Not!Rance and we could have gotten some delicious doujins of her making GS sleep with her for Goblin research notes and b/u/llying CG.

I need that now. I'm hoping they made year one biweekly to end the 2 volumes faster and get an anime adaptation.

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Bullying CG? But she is the reason why she dropped the "cliche harem anime jealeus girl". Yeah, I don't know what exactly she told her but after that she never had reactions like in the previous year on chapter...instead she now sulks and self depreciate herself internally.

Not bullying, b/u/lling

>almost 10 volumes
>end game not yet setup
Author needs to hurry and build up the giant goblin nest numbering in the millions.
GS is the only person to ever see high ranking goblins until the village raid.

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10 volumes is not really that much.

>series about characters in a tabletop setting
>wanting the "story" to end

That's not how tabletop works.

LNs aren't really known for having satisfying endings

>wanting to end the story
>desiring the waning of interest in the story
>not wanting to fap to your favorite girl for lack of fresh material

user, I...

Rape when?

Never because Fantasy threw a shitfit and abandoned her character Priestess when she was about to get gobbed. So now Fate no longer runs things for her and her creepy Mary Sue self-inserts.

Don't remind me. Authors ought to be smart enough realize that "Adventure Continues!" endings suck ass.

Softdom yuri, you dumb little summerfag.

The ending I want won't satisfy the majority so I am ok.

>GS will never become a consort in Erufu's forest and put a whole party's worth of half-elf goblin hunters in her

None of us will get the ending they want

I'm convinced once that one goddess notices priestess isn't shit she's going to go fish out her character sheet and start playing her again.

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Better than all the other girls already.

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>English already.
So where is danke? Is obvious this user won't dump.

I don't have the chapter, I found those pages on twitter.

But she is going to disappear.

On public transportation for the first time in a decade. Give me 20m or so, assuming this driver doesn't fuck up further.

best part of the doujinshi

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But she already has Haruhi.

Still better

Did the driver fuck up further?

I can't believe danke is dead.

How the fuck is that better?

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>YOIKES

よいけ達?

Is she supposed to be a fujo?

No, she likes to tease

>Remember - no gobbledygook

FTFY

>I have to think about seven out of ten lonely young male novices... if given the choice... would have asked for my body.

And that's amusing to her?! Wtf, lady?!

What has that to do with the trading card game?

What has the trading card game to do with fujo?

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>I see
>I see
>I see

Drives the ladies mad...

with lust

But that is a face of annoyance.

You're joking, right?

>annoyance

You misspelled frustration.

It's a shit whore, sorry. Far uglier than GG and only as hot.

>Implying GG is ugly

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yeah, hot af

Goblin Slayer Side Story - Year One 025:

Is this a thread transfer?

No.

Reminder that GG is canonically recognized by the other girls as the most beautiful.

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Show proof.

Read the novel, almost all the main girls either recognize her beaty or are jealous of her or both.

So not the "most" beautiful then?