How would a three way/poly-amory relationship between these three work?

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Nah it's cute! They three fuckin

Fucking disgusting.

>emotionless meat robot
I'M FUCKING SICK OF YOU FUCKING SPEED WATCHERS, REI 2 LEARNS HOW TO LIVE AND LOVE AND IS 100% HUMAN BEFORE SHE DIES

I know, it's fucking disgusting how much they love each other, oh my just imagine the hand holding how risqué

shinji and rei can’t have kids that aren’t severely deformed since she is a clone of his mother

genuinely opened this thread just to post 'badly'

Doesn't rei supposedly lack a womb or something along the lines of reproductive capability? They can't have kids either way

Fucking 2 women at the same time sounds fucking sweet but i would never marry 2 women, think about how complicated relationships are already and now add another one on top, you would have to mind the moods of 2 other people and give time to both somewhat equally to mantain a ballance and not look like you're taking sides or giving preferable treatment to either while giving effection so they don't think you're giving them the cold shoulder, now add kids into the equation with their own needs and grudges
It sounds like a fucking nightmare

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And that's fine. There's nothing wrong with that.

>fanfic
>good

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The guy who created Wonder Woman was in a polyamorous relationship with two women and it worked out great for him
The women stayed together after his death, too

With one wife you're happy.
Two you're tired.
Three they'll hate each other.
Four they'll hate you.

Impresive if true

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/William_Moulton_Marston

>two children with each
>two breadwinners and one stay-at-home
Absolutely based

Like a more extreme version of the chemistry either of the girls has with Shinji. Asuka is even louder and coming from further outside of Rei's little bubble, more enthusiastically volunteering for the job Rei hates but gives her life purpose, making new and more confusing demands of Rei. Rei is an even quieter shut-in lump, with less pride for doing the same thing that assures Asuka of her worth, and less response to Asuka's invitations.

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You're pretty much a ultra faggot huh

shinji became a man only in doujin

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Get in the fucking pussy, Shinji!

A romantic relationship between any two of them wouldn't work in all honesty. None of them have it together enough to make it work. Between the three of them, you're just asking for chaos.

emotionless meat robot wins

It is not immoral to marry with a clone that has the DNA of your deceased mother and that probably is your half sister

Like a Monsoonal Trough.

Not really. Maybe?

>None of them have it together enough to make it work.
Maybe they need a third girl to straighten things out.
Like Pen-Pen

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This, I don't understand why anyone would ship the girls with Shinji.

Asuka hates Rei, and both hates and likes Shinji while hating herself for liking him, which would cause her to lash out at both of them. This would cause Rei to flat out ignore her her(which would only make her angrier) and Shinji to shy away from her outbursts. Shinji and Rei would at least be able to have a few quiet conversations about one thing or another, but that would just set Asuka off even harder.

This is bait.

only if you self-insert

Well how else would I fuck them.

A three way relationship needs a real man(not shinji) to lead it

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Why does Asska like Shinji, again?

It wouldn’t

Why not Kaji or Toji? If Shinji were having sex with with Rei or Asuka, they would just be imagining Shinji is Gendo or Kaji.

Asuka insists on being the middle of the relationship.

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It wouldn't work. That's why in Rebuild, Asuka is paired off with Mari so Rei can have Shinji all to herself.

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No, Rebuild will end up being Asuka's harem.

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The patrician ship right here

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Asuka would leave Shinji for Kajis big dick, and it would just be Rei and Shinji. Then Karl joins in and the relationship improves.

And then Shinji finds out Rei is a mom clone and Kaworu strangles cats, so he bails and lets Kaji fuck him too.

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Pretty awkward dates in public, but if they can break their communication barriers they all had in the series it could potentially be sweet in private.

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>poly-amory
Why do liberals insist on making up new words when we already have words like harem and polygamy that mean the same thing?

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fanfiction.net/s/12141795/1/Neon-Metathesis-Evangelion

Not him, but I assume that is the one.
It never finished though.

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He's only 14, his metabolism and circulation should be in top condition, so he should have no problem getting erections.
Plus, we've only ever seen his dick while it's floppy, it could be a perfectly good size when hard.
Also, Asuka and Rei are young and inexperienced, so i'm sure their vaginas are still tight, and wouldn't need an especially large penis for stimulation.

I suspect Asuka would be fairly demanding, nit-pick and criticize everything he does, which would push him towards spending more time with Rei, which would in turn make Asuka angirer/more jealous

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she senses his father's latent Chad-genes within him

I wish Rei 1 was Still alive, she would bully both Shinji and azuka into suicide.

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How did the "Karl" thing start? Is Kaoru a biological clone of one of the members of Seele called "Karl", like Rei's a close of Shinji's mother?

I think in the case of the harem, it describes a relationship where one person has multiple partners, but the other partners don't have a relationship with each other.
I think polygamous/polyamorous relationships are supposed to have each partner in a relatonship wth each other parnter

I be Asuka could still out-bitch her.

Shinji's already a self-loathing wimp, so any further insults from her would pretty much be a drop in the ocean

Polygamy historically refers to a man having multiple wives to himself, and I think Polyamory is a more general relationship where people love more than one person.

Read more user.

Kaworu is japanese way of saying Karl. The characters name is Karl, but they kept it as Kaworu for all translations of eva, except the manga translation which went with Karl. And that's where the meme began.

It wouldn’t; you can’t love others if you don’t love yourself, and those three have 0 self-love.

We have no idea who Kaworu got his human DNA cloned from.

Have heard a zany theory that it could have been Misato's father due to him being at ground zero of 2nd Impact.