Konosuba

>KAZUMAAAAAAAAA
Why does this useless Goddess's irritable voice turn me on so much?

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I want Aqua to piss into my mouth.

t. undead

Dunno OP, she annoyed me out of the show so I'm only keeping up with the manga and vns instead.

Its an author self insert

Why make a Konosuba thread when there is nothing to discuss?
Literally the only thing that can be discussed right now has nothing to do with that retarded shit.
Im out of this trash filled with anime onlies

I don't get Kazuma. He says his life is miserable, but would you feel miserable if you were able to sleep together with a literal goddess and even take a peek under her microskirt?

Aqua is a drunken slut whose loose pussy has been used by everyone in the guild except for kazuma, of course he is not interested in her or in lalatina (even bigger slut that begs for cock from every random encounter they come across)

I want to see her ass ripple when she farts haha.

Stupid sexy goddess

>turned on by hearing a girl shout another man's name
Yea Forums is just an incredible place

I actually don't get why he never tried to do anything with them.

Back off my wife buddy

No need to risk catching cooties from then when he can have his release with superior succubus dream services.

>I want Aqua to piss into my mouth.

Good taste! It would be pure crystal clear clean water, better than from the finest clean mountain spring.

I love Aqua!

I want her to fucking SHIT in my mouth and sit on my face so that I can't turn away.

Something about her annoying qualities makes her a weirdly believable character. Sort of like the opposite of what draws people to 2D. Whatever that would be
You only think about fapping as often as you do because you aren't sleeping in a stable

Because you want her to scream your name while you stuff her like a Christmas goose.

Do you think she purifies her shit, and it comes like this transparent, gelatinous slime?

>You only think about fapping as often as you do because you aren't sleeping in a stable
If I was sleeping in a stable next to a girl that wears no panties and uses a microskirt, I wouldn't be doing anything else but fapping.

I hope not.

Honestly I don't think it would be hard to talk Aqua into sex. Just try to sound like you know what you're doing for like 5 minutes and she'd probably just follow along

Because you're a virgin that will desperately cling to anything even remotely resembling the female form

Why not? I think the prospect of eating water jelly out of her ass to be much more fun and kinky. You don't even need to worry about ass-to-mouth stuff.

She seems to be the type of girl that would tease you a lot, but in reality wouldn't ever have sex with you no matter what.

redpilled

i want to sleep on Yunyun's yunyuns

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