Ishizu hands Kaiba's ass on a silver platter

I would recommend Kaiba's movie subbed. He's fucking great in it.

Destiny didn't tell him shit, it was all his waifu changing the future

Reincarnation and a magic dragon waifu != fate.

In game it should be activated when obelisk attacked and killed all of kaiba's monsters. In anime she puts it on her monster and kaiba gets boned oncevthe tributed monster attacks.

With game rules kaiba would have lost even with blue eyes

Did the card exist in the actual game before the episode, or was it made afterwards?

afterwards, rarely is a card imported into the anime from the OCG

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It's weird since Blast with Tribute activates by setting it, still affects Obelisk despite being a god card, and doesn't pass on to BEWD even though it was also tribute summoned.

It's one of the rare occasions when the card is buffed in the card game, since the trap only requires for a tribute summoned monster to fuck Kaiba up.

Yeah, but at that point it's just a more situational Mirror Force so it wouldn't have worked on Obelisk. Not that Ishizu couldn't have outplayed him anyway but the card's weird.

No, I mean Kaiba would've ended up fucking himself by tributing Obelisk since Blue-Eyes is a normal monster.

Well then it’s as simple as “Konami decided to make it into a real card, but changed how it worked” and at the time of the episode, Kaiba’s decision was a legal move that allowed him to win, since the anime card worked differently than the real card that wasn’t even a thing at the time.

Secular Humanism. Kaiba proves that man doesn't need God in order to succeed, and that God serves man as opposed to the other way around.

Kaiba proved shit, he still needed magical dragon waifu to bail him out.

Kaiba proved that waifu>god

Oh yeah definitely.

It'd be pretty funny to have an out of body experience reveal something to you that was ultimately bad advice.

All I want is for Kaiba to have a special summoning animation for when not!kisara comes to duel links

Nah, the dragon isn't magic. The Melinimum Rod reacted to its original owner, but Kaiba doesn't know that or care. The point is that everyone sees the God cards as divine and all powerful and Kaiba sacrifices God in order to better serve his own ego.

Yeah but it is still a question of
>Millenium rod vs Ishizu
rather than
>Kaiba vs Ishizu
Had it not been for the rod he'd have gotten graped as per prediction

I've always had this pet theory that Kaiba was a skeptc and used technology and science to disprove things like myths.

Yeah it turns out the only way to win against fucking magic is with...holy shit fucking magic. Ishizu was cheating by using actual magic artificats the whole fucking duel.

>sacrifices god for his own absolute unit if an ego
>WINS
God what a Chad. Shame he didn't keep getting away with it

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My pet theory is that after that duel Ishizu was in dire need of Kaiba's big, strong one-eyed dragon.

Yeah, I'm pretty sure had Kaiba just swallowed his pride and picked up the Millenium rod then it'd be the king of games facing the duel monsters equivalent of satan.

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It would be nice

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Someone post the greentext of all the crazy shit kaiba's done because of his hyper autism please

What do you think his chant would be?
>From times immemorial I summon my prideful servant, come! Maiden with eyes of blue!

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There's different ones

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It's all I've saved.

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Thanks friend

MONSTAH DE WA NAI! KAMI DA!

I'm not sure. I really wish Kaz got to actually flesh out their relationship.

Why is an Egyptian cooking Oden for Kaiba?

Again he is summoning and controlling God and willing God to power instead of the traditional idea that humans serve God and are at Gods beck and call instead.

Lots of characters cheat in the show. And I'm not even talking about the weird "logic" from Duelist Kingdom where physics and stuff were applied to the game, "You can't see my monsters since they're underwater, and that spell card of yours made the tide go up, giving me an even greater advantage" "Your monsters can't stop my Harpies since yours are on the ground and mine can fly" "You can't see my monsters because they're hiding in the darkness" "All of your monsters are destroyed because I broke the part of your castle that makes it float, and they can't escape because they're trapped by your force field and stuck right bellow the castle, which is only still floating because it's being held in place by my spell card" "Your monsters get old and weak, while my Baby Draaaaaaygon gets old and stronger!"
"My Dark Magician gets wiser with age and still lets me beat you"
"His dragon has three heads, so you have to attack it three times"
"I fuse my undead monster with your dragon using polymerization and another spell card, so now your dragon gets weaker every turn"

I'm not. Kaiba would be ass if he were in a romantic relationship. Priest Seto is so boring to me, but I think Kaiba is great. Is it weird I consider them two separate characters?

I wish too, but at least DL would give us SOMETHING considering Jack and Yusei have summoning phrases for their OCG/manga cards. I just want an event with Kaiba waving his zero attack dame waifu around.

Because he beat her into submission through a children's card game

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He'd definitely be terrible in one, but it could have a fun or interesting dynamic to redeem that.

I agree. Kaiba might be a reincarnation of priest Seto, but he's still his own person.

I feel like if Kaiba ever digitized Kisara he'd build a giant "goddess" statue in his theme park and have her be like the receptionist or the friendly NPC that greets everybody and sells stuff. Only for her to be in a servant-master relationship with Kaiba in closed doors who would probably try and help him collect more of the eyes of blue archetype or trying to make more of them to make his deck a pure one.

I mean if he knew more about Kisara and maybe more about the myth of the blue-eyes he'd probably be studying the millenium rod in order to get his hands on that sweet, sweet archetype.

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>sweet, sweet archetype.
Never thought I'd see that phrase on Yea Forums

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>it's another jonouchi-cuck wins because he is the mc friend episode

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It's because I'm from Yea Forums

>you will never get to watch subed battle city yugioh ever again

Screw fate, I have money

I stopped watching about halfway through 5-Dicks and now I kinda regret it. 5-Dicks was already the absolute dumbest thing I had ever seen, but it looks like things somehow got even dumber. This show is incredible.

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>This game is incredible.
Fixed.

Yeah, I mean, I thought things couldn't be more ridiculous than trading card game academies, trading card game gang wars, trading card powered generators, and illegal trading card games that are punishable by years in prison. But now I feel like a dumbass for doubting this show. There is no limit to how retarded it can get. I should pick it back up.

whats the best fansub to watch yugioh? I can't find anything on nyan

>best fansub
Depends on what you're looking for.

>Kisara
Obvious
>Ishizu
Kinda popular, have a few interactions
>Anzu, Shizuka
Memes
>Mai
???

How is some Egyptian from 8,000 years ago related to Kaiba in Japan?

>Millenium scepter
What good would that do for Kaiba in a duel? Destiny draws?

i just want to see the last seasons without censor, I only watched them as kid, the 4kids version. The only fansub (from my local tongue) I knew that was doing this show it's already dead, the other fansub I started to watch only subbed it as far as ep 50, and they refuse to continue working on it even though they said it's ""their favorite show"", they instead want to focus on modern shounnen shit. Man, a decade ago this show was fully fan translated but fansubs in my region are so fucking lazy to preserve their shit that they prefer re subbing everything instead of keeping their shit safe, and the average anime fan here it's so fucking stupid they don't even know how to download a torrent, and if they know they will never seed. I hate local fansub so fucking much.

This show is so comfy, I started to re-watch it recently, and I already watched four season, but I'm tired of waiting a local fansub to start releasing it (I waited more than a year just to a fansub to translate less than 30 eps).

Sorry for the rant, TL;DR, I just want to know what fansub have this show fully translated, preferably the DVD version, the remaster it's so fucking bad.

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>Destiny Gundam jobs yet again

Yeah,in the original he knew abou all of the shit going on,he just didn't give a fuck

Nothing its just reincarnation of souls.

That somehow happened 3 times in close vicinity while other reincarnation stayed in Egypt. Fate is some odd shit in YGO.

Did we ever find out Bakura's relation to Thief King Bakura? Or was it just a coincidence? I can't imagine him or Yugi were actual reincarnations despite their similar appearances (and in Bakura's case a shared name) since Atem and Thief King Bakura's (with a bit of Zorc) souls were sealed away.

Honestly Yami Bakura might as well be just Zork, the only things he got from TKB are his look and some vague thief sense.

Dead parents?

Ryo?

The only thing Ishizu cares about all series is her brother, people just ship her with Kaiba because he's the only non-dragon chick he interacts with all series

kaiba was a loser in any life

>penniless dirty orphan
>gets adopted by generous benefactor
>foster father gives him a top tier education, tons of money to play with, grants his every wish
>shithead kaiba responds by instantly deciding he's going to betray him

Between Kaiba and Dio I'm starting to think Japan really hates adoption.

t. too brainlet to understand this scene
go back to hxh

I really get the feeling that the Millennium items are being wasted in this show. For the most part, they're just used to win children's card games, even though they're so much more powerful.

Also, in a way, Millennium item users are the Jews of the yugioh world.
Pegasus stages a tournament and guess who ends up in the finale? Two Millennium item users.
Kaiba stages a tournament and guess who ends up in the final 8? Four Millennium item users, two of which actually end up facing off in the finale.
Shadi even shows up as well, and bakura secretly owns the eye, so technically they're all there

What the fuck does that have to do with jews? Stop letting /pol/ rot your brain

>So yeah he technically denied destiny by imposing his own.
This.

>if Kaiba had the Millenium scepter, he'd probably be handing Yugi's ass on the regular.
>>/y/

I liked the 5D duelist ghetto, it was a pretty cool thing to watch.

>I don't fucking understand why so many people suck Kaiba's dick for this scene
No one does it, Kaiba didn't bend fate, fate wanted him to win, obviously, and the trap that Ishizu had set should be useful against BEWD too. Ishizu was trolled by both fate and the rules of the game. The only thing people admire from Kaiba is his autism.

>Yeah, but destiny told Ishizu what to do first and was wrong. So that somehow makes Kaiba right.
Destiny told Ishizu what to do to ensure that destiny itself got fullfilled, not what to do to beat Kaiba.

Destiny is a real thing in this show, why is so surprising that three souls that had a strong connection thousands of years ago would reincarnate close to each other in time and space? Fate shits all over statistics

and he is autistic for his blue eyes good god.

Go on NeoArkCradle.

kaiba just wants to play yugiohs with his dragon waifu but all these thots are getting in the way

People suck Kaiba's dick for this scene cause he sacrificed the OP game winning card so he could summon his favorite. It has nothing to do with defying destiny

he's defying destiny(the meta)

>People with the ancient lineage secretly control the world with their magical powers
I mean it's pretty obvious what he was getting at.

Wait. Does this card destroy the attack monsters as part of its effect or you need to destroy monsters separately to trigger the burn damage?

why would that be jews (who have no magical powers especially since they're heretics and probably not even the real jews) and not literally any other ancient lineage?

What's the Series rankings for the franchise?
Been watching Arc-V on Netflix for laughs and it made me wanna go and watch/rewatch more of the series.

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Considering how Priest Seto actually defeated the Pharaoh, i'd say it'd probably stop Atem from destiny drawing.
>It's in that moment that Atem realized he brick'd

It destroys them all at once and THEN it inflicts burn damage.

The general consensus is watch DM, GX (last season is not necessary) and 5D's up until you see them all riding into the sunset, every other episode is often considered non-canon.
If you see Yoshida in the credits, there's a 50/50 chance you will get the most unsavory, vanguard-like episode that will leave you frustrated more than satisfied.

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Man, the Preformapals are so great.

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you mean like Naruto?
or Dragon Ball?
or Bleach?

>cheat with millennium shit
>get cheated against
everything seems a-ok here

>You can't even register for citizenship in Domino City if you don't have a deck

What the fuck was his problem?

There's literally nothing wrong with that.

They print cards by the million, just gather 40 of them randomly (as long as you don't have 3 of the exact same ones) and you are gucci. Hell you don't even need to use them.

>like 20 bucks is more than enough to get citizenship
must be full of escapee tax evaders in there

Do I need a deck of cards to access health care facilities? What about shit like jury duty? How does that work?

Trial by Duel

Obelisk has never been in the meta, blue eyes are always phasing in and out of the meta

Can you blame him though?

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High Priest Seto got his ass handed to him during a sparring match by fucking kuriboh. Atem will always beat him in the most humiliating ways possible.

it seem they only have the CR version, is that a good translation?

Is that even finished?

Just watch the yellow HK subs on youtube in three 10 minute parts like I did when I was 13 in 2007.

No lol

i just want to watch yugioh

Y'all retarded remember it was Ishizu that gave Kaiba Obelisk, he just sniffed out the trap (unlike junoichi)

But he didn't. He was about to fall straight into it until the rod flashback stopped him.

And what did the rod Flashbacked him other than his ancient Egyptian ancestor? *ding-ding* He recollect Ishizu giving him the God card.

Nope. He felt BEWD calling to him through the flashback and decided to summon it. He had no idea why.

screw the rules, I have ____________

It was to teach him a lesson about how stronk isn't everything
Wish Millennium World arc wasn't gimped due to Kaz getting sick, best arc and would've loved to see it in it's full glory

>It was to teach him a lesson about how stronk isn't everything
He always gets taught that fucking lesso and he always talks shit about kuriboh.

Well let me put it this way, if you can't pay with money you might be able to convince the doctors to treat you if you ram them with your zoodiac deck or go inzector on their asses. Hell, at that point you'd probably get everything free considering how Jack Atlas' dueling was enough to make him KoG in 5D's era. Imagine what Thunders would be in any era, they fusions would probably be considered god cards in and out of themselves.
>Post the deck you'd dominate Domino City with.

I kinda want to see a match where Kaiba has the three egyptian god cards, his chaos emperor dragon and his gimped up BEWD and STILL get obliterated by the most convulent combo from a deck that, for all intends and purposes, should brick 10 out of 10 times.

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I wish Kaiba would give me his Obelisk and use it to beat my Beaver Warrior into the Shadow Realm. ;_;

>he just sniffed out the trap
youtube.com/watch?v=xOJr1dTPSis

They worship a demon and are granted magical powers in exchange.

so do scientists

The jewish ones.

Why is Kaiba so perfect?

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His autism is literally reality-warping tier and unlike his father, he was smart enough to disguise his weapons of war as unassuming children's cards only to rewrite the world to need to be defended by card games played with cards he can make to suit himself.

movie name?

Citizen Kane

Apocalypse now.

Resident Evil

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Casablanca

Childhood is idolizing Kaiba. Adulthood is realizing Joey makes more sense.

Checked.

Maybe for you, loser
>Be Kaiba
>Trick your adoptive father so hard that he fucking kills himself
>Turn the zaibatsu you usurped from him into a trading card game company
>Purchase and destroy every single copy of your Blue Eyes White Waifu's cards in the world except your own, guaranteeing her purity
>Go toe-to-toe with an ancient pharaoh that constantly cheats at the game, ultimately winning when you remove the factor of his cheating
>Change fate with nothing but the sheer, unabashed autism for your blue eyes white waifu
>Fast forward
>Become a superhero
>Schools and Universities are erected across the world with the express purpose of teaching children how to play your game
>Become a superhero
>Shoot some cards into space and inadvertently give rise to multiple civilizations of hyperdimensional ayylmaos that are under the impression that their power is in a childrens' card game
>Also, you became a superhero at some point

>Be Joey
>Build entire decks around gambling, often resulting in your losses
>Often times doesn't seem like you understand the rules of the game
>Lose
>Lose again
>Lose
>Lose
>Kaiba literally makes you his bitch by putting you in a dog suit
>Lose

Kaibanaitor

I ain't readin' that shit, loser.

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>kaiba uses millennium powers with not a single artifact
>obelisk accepts him and appears to slap shit
Even the gods accept his autism

Kaiba didn't even put him the dog suit, it was the dice guy. Also, Joey is at least better than Atem once you remove the cheating, his deck is one of the most balanced after cheating island.

>be Kaiba
>be a billionaire snorting coke off a hooker you paid to dress like a dragon

>be Joey
>be poor and retarded

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>ignoring best girl
What was Kaiba's problem?

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>Be Yugi
>Disregard 3dpd
>Acquire 2d blonde bombshell

Who says he did?

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based
Kaiba is still really entertaining though

Reminder that both the Kaibas bang brown chicks on the side.

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this
Kaiba > Joey > Tea > Y*gi

>dice guy
What was the purpose of that faggot? And Honda while at it?

ORE NO TURN, DORO!
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Trying to hit gold again with the dice game

>It's a Kaiba episode
>Fang of Critias starts playing

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Did Kaiba die a virgin? Is it up to Mokiba to fuck as many women as he can to keep the line afloat?

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>Acquire 2d blonde bombshell
What?

>secular humanism
It's more like an outright refutation of it. Kaiba's a reincarnation of a pharaoh.

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That will never stop being fun

Best slut.

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The show would have been much better if kaiba was a girl.

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This logic works with almost every anime rival/villain.

Boy/girl rivalry with no romance sub-plot is non-existent, also it would make kaiba's shotacon more appealing.

I like to think Kaiba's encouraging his opponent when saying this. He's implying their cards are worse than their abilities.

Is that so?

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You need MC levels of drawing to get out of this.

They also have great looking dvd raws timed to the GX_ST subs

I wish Yugioh 6 would be a continuation of old yugioh but with the protagonist kids.
Make it Jooey kid to be the protagonist.
Tired of pointless nonsense like Vrains and Zexal

>Tired of pointless nonsense like Vrains and Zexal
I dropped the show in the middle of GX's first season.

I want Kaiba to have a qt spoiled rotten tsundere daughter who would do ANYTHING for Daddy and then it is later revealed she doesn't have a mother and is just a biological clone made in a test tube because Kaiba is actually insane and thinks the world cannot survive without him.

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>ywn make her call you daddy

>DM
>Confirmed romance
Literally never ever

I've never noticed how badly I wanted a THICC Egyptian girl until I saw this picture.

Kaiba-chan time

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Just draw any E-HERO and Super Poly into Nova Master since Horus can't negate Super Poly. Discard Mirror Force as the cost so you can use MST on her facedown.

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im still kind of mad he never got his millennium item. As a kid i always thought he would get the rod after they beat Marik and it would be an important plot peace later on where he grew as a character and had an arc. Thats about the time i realized yugioh is just a 20 minute card commercial.

>im still kind of mad he never got his millennium item
>when he has 3 BEWD
It's like you don't even know the man. He already has everything he needs and wants.

Except the whole king of games thing.

but he has money.

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he became king of everything in time, his reing lasts trough space and time

im far more interested in character arcs and growth rather then pointless trinkets. If he loved blue eyes so much why did he rip one apart on the first episode. He won it and it was his card. If anything id rather kiba be the final villain were he was hell bent on beating yugi. By GX i realized they were just 20 minute card commercials.

Even better: He doesn't even hide it and fully accepts and even relishes his role as both her mother and father - especially when he gets to watch her crushing her rivals under her multi-belted boots.

Their cheerleaders/comic relief

>Implying the pharaoh, being tired of her yandere shit to the point she crossed the literal barrier of dimensions between the live and dead, just up and knocks her up through bullshit prana magic so she stops being so retarded
>He doesn't know what he ended up unleashing

I mean he still needs Kisara, milf Kisara, her father and her two brothers plus the two other synchro dragons if you want him to be a completionist. Hell, Kaiba wanting to fully attain the Blue-Eyes' power could be a good plot point for an Ova or shit and even help furthering Kisara's personality.

I actually like how the NPCs are getting love, and I'm specially surprised redcap got included, I don't know why but the name "The Vagabond" fits him to a T.

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Yeah, cheating was rampant in OG Ygo. Just like irl

Takahashi didn't plan on having Kaiba as a main character initially and didn't exactly knew where to took the story at the time.

I wish they'd done more with Hammer Mammoth, such a cool boss for Performapals and I dont think they ever actually used his effect

>king of the 2nd place

I feel bad for the blue eyes that was torn in half...Unless it was a male blue eyes.

Duel links needs more fanart

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Would Kaiba fuck his female clone given how much he loves himself?

I am a Kaiba fan and I agree with you.

I disliked that plot devised as much as you did and that sub-plot never even went anywhere. The rod gave kaiba a vision (for who knows what reason) and Ishizu's prediction turned out to be incorrect. Instead of winning the duel (as she foresaw), Kaiba wins instead.

If the rod went to kaiba or at least continued to give him visions, then that episode wouldn't seem so out of place, but Kaiba never gets the rod and the rod does nothing for him in his match against the pharaoh...

This is why I hate that episode. It was just a bare face example of dues ex machina and Ishizu should have won.

what about a prequel about the ancient Egyptian stuff with atem?

Rate this monster's aesthetics.

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that pic reminds me that the yugioh anime fluctuated in its animation it seems. I remember episodes that were so bad and then there were episodes with incredible art. I think season 4 had some good quality animation for a number of their episodes.

If you could see the future just as I can recall the past, then how the hell do you even change the future?

This was always something that never made any sense. Suppose that Ishizu sees into the future and sees how the duel will play out and that she will lose her duel, then that fact won't give her an advantage in the present since it appears that the future already exists and it is just a matter of time before the future she saw plays out.

I want Horus supp so bad ;_;

It's head looks like a cock

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Darude Sandstorm

Kaiba moved on to creating technology that negated magic. He can do whatever the fuck he sets his riches and autism towards.

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>mfw finding out this nigga has a jet that is shaped like a retarded minecraft blue eyes

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creepy

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Kaiba's got Virtual reality technology, you know he was probably fucking his dragon when no one was around.

kaiba is proof positive that nothing in the universe is stronger than pure, concentrated autism

What would you do?

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>Activate Polymerization

Yuya had a severe case of boss monster bloat. Remember when they made a big deal about his synchro paladins then dropped them for the rest of the series?

Ishizu's husbando is the Dark Magician

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They really should rely more on side-characters because at this point neither Yuuya nor Yusaku have a definite "ace" that was as important as DM was to Yugi or Neos was to Judai, or hell Hope was for Yuma. Yusei needs not apply for two-timing.

>>Kaiba is about to lose

HE DID NOT KNOW THAT

>I don't fucking understand why so many people suck Kaiba's dick for this scene, he didn't change fate, he didn't defy shit, he did what destiny ''subtlety'' told him to do in order to win the duel

Kaiba won the duel instead of jobbing into a trap in which was preordained by fate. Technically he defied fate by trusting his pride into his own cards instead of Obelisk in which was given to him by Ishizu. That season Kaiba's signature finisher was Obelisk.

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kaiba is objectively the best rival character ever created and there is nothing anyone can do about it.

>sacrificing GOD himself to summon your waifu
>"I don't fucking understand why so many people suck Kaiba's dick for this scene"
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So.. What's stopping them from just printing more cards? Are cards like the BEWD still considered legendary, don't they come in random packs and starter decks in the anime world?

Actually how do people get cards in the anime? I remember Phoenix having elemental heroes too so Jadens deck was nothing special, but then they treat the Stardust Dragon as something rare. Dude just go buy more cards.

I mean, it's not like there aren't cards that are rare as fuck and out of print because of how old/good they are. There's no incentive to print them too considering their gimmick is that there can only be four of them (-1 because Kaiba was paranoid). Or like the match winners that can only be attained after tournaments and shit. Also it IS commented how Elemental Heroes are a known and used archetype, at least by what Edo infers in Judai just "using them", meanwhile Stardust Dragon could be considered a god card in and out of itself, as well as the earthbound immortals.

literally my first anime crush, I was probably 10 when I first fapped thinking about her

OH right, the match winners. I guess that's a more extended practice in the anime world and they get legal cards.
Also Kaiba was printing out support cards for himself since no one else has those dragons, fucking great

I mean, if you had the power to make your OC cards a reality, wouldn't you?

>that perfect math for everything
>Kaiba's life points getting as close to 0 as possible
>Having exactly enough 3000 attack point monsters to destroy Brunhilde and direct attack the other guy with exactly 3000 life points

I gotta admit this had me shouting out loud.

You know what is better?

Getting your waifu to summon your ace.
END YOUR TURN JEAN

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Discuss.

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I AM GOING TO PISS ON THE MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON

Reminder Yu-Gi-Oh, is Pro-Goblin

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I assure you while many egyptian girls are """THICC""", it's not the THICC you want.

Fuck them for doing this

This card can be too OP, you need Labyrinth of Nightmare, and an easy summon, strong ROCK monster, like Muka Muka.

I literally can't tell if you're joking

It's only "good" with Diamond Crab King

which fangirl in the anime keep making more support card and subsequently "better" blue eyes for kaiba?

Kaiba.

I had to whip out my original cards to verify, but why is Obelisk black with blue stripes? Those aren't his colors.

wait, wasn't it pegasus?

>XYZ
>Zexal
Muka Muka ATK can reach 2700, DCK have zero ATK, uses it's material to change it's battle position.
Muka Muka and LoN, is the best tactic to take advantage of AtM, also you can use something like Gravity Bind to be the only one attacking with High ATK monster.

There is an official alternate art for Obelisk.

Huh. I'm way out of the loop then. Same with Slifer and Ra?

I think the canon explanation for the cards in the anime is that Pegasus either thinks them up himself or he gets the idea for them from ancient Egyptian tablets. I assume all the modern or futuristic stuff like Toon Town are his own creations, whereas the older legendary stuff (Dark Magician, Blue Eyes) is taken from heiroglyphs. So the true answer to the question of who keeps powering up Blue Eyes is probably a mix of both Pegasus and Ancient Egyptian Blue Eyes Waifu who managed to get tablets made and preserved.

pegasus has some real hard on for kaiba considering there was some pretty "futuristic" design for blue eye

Isn't Pegasus fucking dead by then? Pretty sure Kaibacorp makes the cards as of now.

In the manga, I think he's dead. In the anime, he keeps doing stuff.

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Attack The Moon was released after Xyz summoning, retard.

>Attack The Moon was released after Xyz summoning

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They cute, I ship them

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Konami needs to print a Destroy the Flotation Ring!

I would want a retrain of Castle of dark Illusion and Pumpking to go with it, hopefully not just another "Oh stick the new gimmick on it so it stops being useful when the format changes again" mainly because I fucking love the Art from those two cards, they're really nostalgic and want them, not top tier, just usable.

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I would want a retrain of castle to have an even dumber defence number

Fortress Of Black Lies DARK
Level 8
When this card is Normal or Special Summoned change it to defense position. While this card is face up on the field all Zombie and Fiend type Monsters gain 500 ATK and DEF. During your Standby Phase each of those monsters gain 500 more ATK and DEF. Once per turn when your opponent activates a card effect you can discard 1 card and negate that effect and destroy the card, if the discarded card was a Zombie type monster you can destroy one more card on the field.
ATK/2140 DEF/3090
What do ya think, too strong, too weak, ok?

Originally I was going to have it be level 6 but I realized it wouldn't really work with the dumb defense I came up with.

Fuck I forgot to label it an effect monster, I'm fucking retarded,

Fortress Of Black Lies DARK
Level 8
Fiend/Effect
When this card is Normal or Special Summoned change it to defense position. While this card is face up on the field all Zombie and Fiend type Monsters gain 500 ATK and DEF. During your Standby Phase each of those monsters gain 500 more ATK and DEF. Once per turn when your opponent activates a card effect you can discard 1 card and negate the effect and destroy the card, if the discarded card was a Zombie type monster you can target one card on the field, destroy that card.
ATK/2140 DEF/3090
There also fixed some of the spelling.

Kaiba would actually be a good father given how he was basically already one to Mokuba.

Change my mind.

>Zombie and Fiend type Monsters gain 500 ATK and DEF
It should Fiend only, zombie type monsters have their own card.
>Fiend
Why not Rock?

Because its based off the original card, which was a Fiend that Boosted Zombies, so I thought to have it boost both, it boosting rock would make no sense.

Different guy, butIt'd be pretty awful if it was rock as far as I can see, zombies can cheat it out well

Being rock*, sorry spaced out

I want Ishizu to handle Kaiba's ass

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He'd be a good father but a shitty husband.
Not like he'd become one when he can just have VR sex with BEWD.

Anime meta.

>You will never ever create entire civilizations and Gods by sending a children's card game deck into space.
Why live?

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youtube.com/watch?v=b9_KPuZPpeg

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That smooth card play. God. Holy shit. My dick cannot be any harder with that immaculate comeback.

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He is so absolutely autistic and unashamed. I love him.
The show should have made him the MC.

"Fuck it, let's teach these shitty aliens how to play children's card games."
Based.

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>PLAY A REQUIEM FOR THIS MISERABLE, FALLEN MAN
Will never not be amazed by this.

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The anime/manga runs off its own logic when convenient.

Takahashi gave zero fucks about how the actual card meta would look when he wrote the series, he just wrote what was convenient