Tokyo 2020 Olympics

Japan has turned a bunch of countries into Sexy Ikemen Samurai Fuccbois for the 2020 Olympics:
world-flags.org/

How gay and fuckable is your country?

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world-flags.org/
world-flags.org/europeanunion/island.html
youtube.com/watch?v=Ro7Dzf14ZN0
youtube.com/watch?v=0SjgYMLJW0k
twitter.com/NSFWRedditVideo

>the countries aren't cute girls in samurai armor
It's shit.

More like world fags amirite

The drinking game if it gets an anime

the American looks like a real faggot

>A FUCKING LEAF
>AND OH NO! WE'RE FUCKING HOT!

>argentina
>white

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I find Italy and France are a bit too attractive
Did I catch the gay?

>sweden looks like a faggot wearing a veil
Accurate.

America literally looks like a fucking woman.

Oh no Finland actually looks kinda cool

>dead fucking last on the website
HAHA ;_;

Forgot pic

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Pfthahahaahahahahaha. The blurb on the right literally translates to: "The silent ones are the dangerous ones"

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Putangina.

>costume name is literally called Maple Leaf
You can't make this shit up.

hey that's pretty good
Fri avgift

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>cross
Where's the crescent, Mohammad?

>MAHARURIKA

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Literally just a picture of some random german guy on the street. We all wear our samurai armor everyday.

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>get a proper cross and sword hilt like Danmark
>Norge and Finland go full weeb with a thousand folded odachi and samurai sword
They just know

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Please don't lewd Russia-kun. He's only 17.
>Sweden born in 1157

They aren't countries but flags

Are the ones that are there all there will be? Or will they be making ikemen for every country?

>russia literally founded by swedish mercenary group

kingina hahaha

Shit, I'm a moron. 27, not 17.

What's up with those red eyes? Also sweet looking naginata

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>america looks like the biggest faggot

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Its pronouns are Xe, Xer and Sissy.

Oh no...

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All scandinavian flags are super gay, sweden has a wedding veil for fucks sake. Spain is also pretty gay. Italy and Germany are chads.

Hetalia 2.0? Huh.

>macam timun dengan durian
The fuck does that even mean

>something something Durian
I guess Japan thinks Malaysians really love durian.

>macam timun dengan durian
My smell is as fierce as durian

>USA is a twink
What did they mean by this?

Well they're not wrong

>kind of cucumber with durian
Ran it through the ol' Google translate, and that's what I got.

we all walk everywhere with an eagle and a pack of cocaine in the bag so im ok with this

also it would be top if the katana was a big machete or a charrasca

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It's a Malay idiom, basically means "the weak will always lose"

>Australia looks like he's ready to play cricket
Sounds about right

Why'd they have to make my country so beautiful

Translated as "Like Cucumber and Durian" which means

No Portugal? There is Brasil but not Portugal?

fpbp

Of course he's wearing jap flip flops.

How does the cucumber and durian fit into that, Satan?

Don't think the average Nip knows Portugal even exists

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where the fuck is iran?

>Brazil: 13th place and last olympics' host
>Portugal: 78th place and not the former host
Sorry about that, dad.

Fuck if I know, I've literally never heard of it until now.

Groly?

They didn't even get the skin color right

Ever try smashing a cucumber with durian?

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>Smoke came from a fire
Literally water is wet tier

>România
No Samurai for us Romaniafags

If this were the old Japan, they'd all be lolis.
It's good that Japan is finally adapting.

First to appear, best armor, and chad as fuck.

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Yeah, It's nice that men still dominate everything

Canada, Germany and Brazil are the 3 coolest
Britain, China and the UAE are neat too

Why does the netherlands look an edgyboy?

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>edgyboy
He looks high, which it fits

His armor looks like a goddamn salad.

>Gilgamesh is a Canadian

MY FUCKIN' SIDES

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Those arms though. He can decapitate his foe from miles.

>Canada-dono had blond hair and red eyes
Okay.

We have the most based samurai.

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As hilarious as this image is, it has one of the most details out of all the flags. Nips love msia apparently.

CARA AL SOL

>How aboot that hockey game last night, eh?

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>Future of future is in now
wat.

Did Boston lose? I don't care about St Louis winning, I just want Boston to lose.

Compadres, we got the coolest one.
How can other countries even try to compete?
>Su torta bajo el brazo
wew lad
Se parece a mi cabezita de algodon

"It's Current Year!"?

looks great

>matador samurai

That's pretty cool.

I honestly want to know what thought process the designers were going through when designing these characters.

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>world-flags.org/
dilate

Face looks a bit like a young Putin.

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Malaysia BOLEH!!!

russia is banned again though

I bet the Chinese will crush them at their home turf.

My country doesn't have a character.

I would bang UK desu and I'm not even gay lol.
Aussies look like they've got fucking downs tho, shameful.

I thought they based it off of the Yuri on Ice protagonist.

Thought process was MONSTER ANGLO DONG and his RETARDED bastard offspring.

Australia isn't too far off, honestly.

It feels like the only one I'd be able to guess the country without the flag colouring is England considering it looks like they copied the prince regalia.

Hey canada 1-3 FUGG U :DD

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maple leaf arrows is pretty based desu

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I want to FUCK Spain

The attire definitely has that English kind of feeling to it.

Is that moose fur?

Fujos run the world now.

>No Iceland
Yo what the fuck. Is Iceland not allowed in the Olympics?

I don't think nips know Iceland exists

Every country involved has a page I think but they only made characters for major ones.
world-flags.org/europeanunion/island.html
Considering they call it "island" in the address I don't think they put too much thought into the place.

>FGO art

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big benis

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The flag pages aren't consistent with the amount of information or design and there's a bunch of mistranslations with the idioms. It's not a very high priority project.

>those red white and blue
OH SAY CAN YOU SEE

Kek, the absolute state of Islandfags

America looks like he likes it up his ass.

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I want to fuck him.

That's not America
This is America

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>non-NHL hockey
lol

Im okay with this

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Not-gay looking: Germany, Italy

Rest is pretty homo

it's like an aryan/jap AU hybrid

Or at least whoever’s in charge of the project.

>Canada is a hot blond Bishonen
>America is a blond twink
Is there something you want to share with us, Japan?

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>Vas is das? You vant me to dress in zis dressing gown? Vell OK. but you better not show zis to ze jews!

>Gomenasai, my name is Adolf-sama

>stripes of GROLY

America is pretty cute t b h.

My sides, this is fucking great.

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basedo

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>even Belgium and Switzerland are more relevant than my post-communist shithole
it hurts

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spain is cute

hungary? germany?

poland

poland cannot into bishounen

Dont be sad Polandbro, just use our costume

Poland can only be represented by colourful MS Paint balls.

Gilgamesh?

DON'T SAY NO
JUST LIVE MORE

Who needs a sword when you have a huge bird?

>America's a little gay boy

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What a CHAD. Walking confidently even with a tomato on the armor.

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The German one is literally called schwarz rot gold
What kind of bottom feeding neet came up with this shit?

>New Zealand too irrelevant to have one
Get cucked Kiwi scum.

>Mexico has white hair and blue eyes but still dark skin
Why.

>Russian and American samurai having a private competition to see who can buttfuck the most countries

>white
Thank Christ.

I hoped someone would post this. Thank you, kind user.

At least your country has a character. My country doesn't even have a description when literally who countries like Honduras or fucking Santa Lucia do.

Dude that's my name too wtf

Why does America look like Canada?

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where are the niggers

>camarón que se duerme se lo lleva la corriente
Should have gone for cocodrilo que se mueve es cartera

>los bebes traen su torta bajo el brazo
Is Abe telling us to breed with japanese girls?

So fucking manly. My shitty country doesn't deserve him.

That's impossible. If even one more impure weeb lays his hand on a glorious Japanese woman, he'll have to commit sudoku.

ILL MARRY THE JAPANESE PRINCESS!

Mexicans are pure, we are moon people

Hwa~

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Cute

USA-kun is CUTE!

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Betcha it’s beaver pelts.

Why is the only girl America?

Is Japan ready to get chink'd at the olympics?

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Looks like a gypsy. Indonesia and Philippines are whiter.

This is the most manly depiction of Canada I've ever seen.

Zhou You with extremely long hair.

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Colombia is not in the list. In Brazil 2016 we did better than a lot of the countries that got a faggy dude and they couldn't even acknowledge the existence of our country.

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>America isn't a black Hispanic tranny with rainbow hair
>Euro countries aren't Muslims
Redo it.

>キューバの国旗 コスタリカの国旗 ボリビアの国旗
LMAO

America is the youngest looking in the group
pretty cute
Wonder if he also has the biggest cock

Why is there no Polish husbando :(

I'd let him take my land

sweden is a tranny
adds up

upboated

for me, it's
italy, finland, sweden, korea, south africa
absolute qts

I want to SEXUALLY FUCK Sweden and Finland. Also, America should've been more brown. That'd be hilarious.

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> Argentina got a white guy
They're never going to shut up about that one

>literally where they get their word for fucking bread
Sad if true.

Who's the whitest now :3

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South argentina is white so is south brazil but they got the black guy anyways.

Only because loli are too hardcore for bakagaijin normies.

In your ass.

Decent but needs more details and a weapon 6/10

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Can't someone do a version with cute girls?

Someone shop America with a black guy then post it on /pol/ to watch the fallout.

Karen would do for England. She's already wearing a flag like the rest of them. For more military stuff Upotte covers a few countries as well.
Maybe some Japs will genderbend these ones at some point.

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>/pol/ giving a fuck about a shitty photoshop by some weeb
It would be a miracle if they cared. They make those kinds of edits themselves for bants

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>A fucking leaf
>Leaf isn't a chink
Inaccurate representation
t. A white leaf

> he doesn't know about post-2016 /pol/

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Here's germany and japan

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>/pol/ is a reddit colony
I knew it.

How's that relevant? Go make that anime boy edit and post it on /pol/ to see if they take the bait. Then post results here.

>major ones
Why the fuck is Scandinavia in their own category almost at top then?

The German one actually looks like my coworker (minus the cosplay), so they did a good job.

It's relevant because the old /pol/ you knew is no more. Irony, contrarianism for its own sake and distrust of authority is completely gone. Old /pol/ has been replaced by Redditors, teens, and schizoid boomers who never understood any of the above concepts. They will absolutely take the bait and start railing about how muh ess-jey-dablyuu are infesting Japan or whatever.

>They will absolutely take the bait
Then prove it. Though nobody in this thread is willing to make the edit convincing enough just for that, so it'll end up looking like the average BLACKED edit or the one where a black guy holds a white girl next to his hip etc. I haven't visited /pol/ for a while so I'm curious too.

America is the cute twink you hit on at the bar, take home, and find out that he's actually a top and has a 10-inch penis.

Fuck that's my fetish

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Faggot

Hey, at least I get laid.

Josou semes are just too hot, man. I can't help it.

>189043270
CHE CAZZO ?

Armor tricolore
i miei lati

Is actually more white than French, Spain and Italy nowadays.

>No goofy beaver tail
Lame

who?

Ayiyiyyi, viva Mexico, cabrones!

best boy.

WHY THE FUCK ARE WE TWINKS

THIS ISN'T AMERICAN AT ALL

He's too white and too thin to be an American.

>no denbtland
kinda embarrassing desu

lol usa is gay as fuck

What's up with his pants and boots? Some indian shit?

I wonder how the creator of Hetalia feels about this? Would he think of it as stealing his idea, or is he OK, even impressed by the idea of personified countries in anime/manga fashion that does not appear to utilize his involvement?

Why they make america so Bishonen? He looks so thin!

Australia is just Thor wearing samurai armour

It's his dad.

>Ikemen
youtube.com/watch?v=Ro7Dzf14ZN0

The Japanese have a habit that has been going on for decades, by now. It often involves making Westerner characters have lighter hair than the national average is where they are originally from, whether it is America, France, Britain, or Italy, among other countries. It's not that nobody in these countries is able to have very light (usually blond) hair, but the colors are exaggerated for Japanese audiences, with perhaps some stereotyping of the way Europeans look.

Peru when?

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All the brazilians that go to Japan are black so I guess is just how they see them.

I'm just shocked they bothered to include us
>the crotch sun
AAAAHHHHHAAHAHAH

The easy to spot ones at least. I'm sure there's a bunch of nikkeis and hapas.

I wish America was my dad

Kinda looks like Shakespeare from Fate,

Forgot pic.

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the IJA pillaged and oppressed us during the war, but dress us up like samurai and all's cool I guess

America-kun is cute.
Too cute. America needs to be less of a fuccboi here.

literally yuri but with a samurai attire

*victor

It's weird that out of all the samurai on this page, Malaysia of all countries seems the most overdesigned by far.

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That the hell is with that edgelord quote?

firipin-kun looks kawaii

> What do you think of when you think Russia?
Snow?
> Umu umu, artist-kun! What else?
Hmmm... Alcoholism, Totalitarianism, Authoritarianism, and nukes?
> That's enough artist kun. Just make him white as snow and use the Russian flag colours.

Xe looks so dainty~

Yes. Yes, you are.

Because green-white-red flag.

Cute jammies

France and italy are fuckin hot

He has a slingshot and all the ammunition he can eat

Face looks like a tranny but his design is cool.
Have Trudeau cosplay him.

>Mexico gets the eagle
IT'S NOT FAIR BURGER BROS

>Those who can end conquer the world
Ah yes, the famous hindi saying, glad they had the space to squeeze it in.

Wait, why didn't Japan make one for themselves? Is Japan going to be the Otome heroine?

He's standing between France and Italy.

They did.

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>a fucking veil
>probably symbolizing Sweden getting blacked
Atleast the Christian cross sword is cool.

lame design

Based generic mc-kun

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It's quite amusing how Touken Ranbu have ton of popularity on japan but barely make a blimp on west.

It's quite nice to see this kind stuff getting some attention.

Damn, didn't even notice him. They really went all out with the generic MC look for that one.

He has cowboy boots… oh fuck, America, we’re never going to live that one down.

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Chad South Africa.

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What does it mean?

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Are we the only country that uses a gun?

Those who are silent, are the most deadly.

Fake anime afro

Eh, I kinda like it, they put more effort than just slapping the flag on the armour
Shit there's even a tengkolok there.

Isn't the current president of the Philippines literally nicknamed "The Punisher?"

Tie up the cat on the bacon?

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He only acts tough. But, he does love to be edgy.

Whats wrong with their heads

Damn, can't even tell if I want to fuck USA or get fucked by Italy more.

You also use fucking magic fireballs, you’ve got a pretty sweet country there.

This is too much gay I have to stop reading this thread

Are you underaged

super fucking gay turbo homo fag

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where the north?

>A FUCKING TEENY DRUM

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Spain a cute!

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Cowboy boots at the best ya fag

Is the quote about farts?

Come on. That's not a guy.

>tfw my country is not a scandinavian bishounen

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>Generic MC
Sasuga Japan

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Damn, I'll bet he looks stylish as hell while he's seizing white farmland.

>He is a samurai cowboy
Best of both worlds

Not gonna lie,this looks pretty cool

>nords look like women
THEY KNOW

Most powerful race in the world.

These are all awful.

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>You realize they went with boys so (too much)lewd art wont get done of them

>>Complete lack of facial hair
Yeap, this is Japanese alright.

Dunno, wide face looks out of place on that armor. It's really for bishounens only.

Facial hair isn't sexy. No one except trashy smelly w*men with shit taste cares about facial hair. Boys with no facial hair are cute.

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t. hetfag

You underestimate the Japanese fujo.

>Sesshoumaru and Inuyasha did a fusion dance

Spain is best boy

>my country isn't even listed even though we have some spots
Fucking hell japs have mercy.

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>My country's the obligatory fox-eyed high-skill wanderer who jobs when it matters
Nice design, at least. The colors blend well on the robe, instead of on armor plate.

Patsuan?

RISING ZAAAAAAAN
SAMURAI GUNMAN

I really like most of the costume designs. I know they're going for a kind-of generic semi-historic fantasy look but I really dig it.

>Flips get a gun
>Burgers don't
for what purpose

People keep talking about the gun, but holy shit, he's casting a goddamn fireball from his fan.

In case you want to know, the country is aruba

I wasn't going to say it, but yeah,

I've never heard of your country before and I'm not even an American. I'm Israeli and I don't see my country either even though it's pretty well-known.

Relax, its still being updated. the lost row flags are new fyi.

are those condoms?

Damn it this is something I can't unsee. I quite liked the design for my country until now.

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They're tassels

Belgium and Switzerland are indeed more relevant than Poland by pretty much every metric.

Screw you

The Nip version says, "Those who endure can conquer the world", but as always, Nips can't into English.

>generic isekai protag
Sasuga Japan.

Korea looks like an overpowered secret character in some VN/RPG.

>Made it a bunch of ikemen instead of typical cute girls

Based as fuck. Way more entertaining.

The actual idiom is "Tak ada asap kalau tak ada api" which means that "everything exists for a reason,"

>sanmerapuchi
>the whole thing in kanji
God fucking dammit I hate this so much.

Jesus Christ does every male in Japan see themselves as the generic self-insert protag? It's the same design every time. All the other countries have unique takes yet we get to Japan and they just say "Oh make the design the typical Japanese male MC".

>Tak ada asap kalau tak ada api
Yeah, thanks for the haze Indonesia

Would pick his route in the dating sim

He reminds me of Claude from the new FE.

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You're welcome, neighbor. Happy to share with you in these trying times.

So when do we get the otoge? Immigrant-chan tries to woo her way into their borders.

C-Can someone crop together the images of Germany-chan and Brazil-kun, just for fun.

Mr. eat your macaco

Why is he darker than Argentina and fucking India

One chad among a bunch of faggy Gijinkas.

Okay but which one has the biggest dick?

IRL version is a cholo with a fucking owl

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>Tak ada asap kalau tak ada api
Jesus christ, what a fucking retarded language. It sounds like it was invented by someone with downs syndrome.

No, seriously; Is this a joke? Is Japan just "anime land' now? That's all they have? That's their entire identity? It's not even good art. I would be ashamed to be Japanese right now. What a fucking joke.

Guys
>Germany
>Schwartz lot Galt
>Schwarz Rot Gold
>Black Red Gold

C'ha ragione

Out of all those flags, who would you want to fuck/get fucked by?

Is this what's known as a fuccboi?

Touken Ranbu called, they want their character design back.

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You too gookshit.

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>cowboy boots

>Name: Räikkönen
Every time. It's either a race driver, a hockey player, a Kalevala character, or Häyhä.

Italy and France at the same time

Spain

problems?

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>implying they had any since WWII

>Esta Bueno!

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best one

4 Kings in the North are husbandos.

I'd fuck him in a heartbeat.

One set of moon and stars would have been enough but this is too overdesigned.

try smashing a cucumber to a durian and guess who comes out unscathed

It's a dumb one that I've only heard now though

notice how the cloth on his waist is like a flower? good attention to detail i would say usually do that with a sampin though

But who is the weakest who will inevitably die first and the other three will subsequently scoff at with a: "Hmph, he was the weakest of us 4 Kings anyway" when MC beats him?

All the designs clearly had work put into them, but this is just 10/10 aesthetic, fucking based.

kind of dull, so fitting

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"If you kill your enemies they win"

Looks like a villain.

Argentina is WHITE
youtube.com/watch?v=0SjgYMLJW0k

where is his black sun?

This but he needs a gopro too and memes on his scabbard

the fuck is wrong with Deutschland-kun's jaw?

>Those who are silent, are the most deadly.

But... he has a gun.

Ahaaahahahahahhahahahahhahahah

Looks like you are the underage here fujoshit

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doujins when

Frocio

Now write a story about them. Hard mode : no Hetalia

Liking England, but America looks a bit to Uke. Should have gotten something more boisterous,.

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>That's a knife.

Who?

everyone is too beta to tell the chink to stop polluting the planet so they set out to colonize Mars

>Tomato emblem
>doughy ropes
>pizza box armor
>parsley tassels
>checkered table cloth
>combat style appears to be "Banner Shaker"

Truly the hero your local pizzeria deserves.

It's literally equivalent of "where there's smoke, there's fire"

mmmhhhmmm

Here's your harem MC.

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>Tak ada asap kalau tak ada api
It took me so long to realize it's a language and not random spam when I always saw it in ffxiv mapchat.

perfect

selfinsert-kun

Quite literally me

America is a young country.

>world-flags.org/
spain pretty fuckable, i love the motto "goodness and beutiful, little hard" i dont know what could be mpre gayest than that shit

>no booze
>but the right eye is hidden due to krokodil abuse
I'll take it

Belgium

>krokodil
Goddamn historlets.

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"goodness and beutiful, little LAST"

Now I feel dumb What kind of saying is that though?

This daddy fucks.

aaaaaaaa i get it gracias amigo

>Russia is fucking Dante
This is over, they won.

He should have a split personality for maximum realism

I hope Italy and Spain get doujins.

>Likes: vegemite
(laughs)

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how can others even compete?

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>Nicest person you'll ever meet
>TWISTED FUCKING PSYCHOPATH

>Germany
Actually pretty fuckable without being.much fuccboi.

lol, UK wears a monocle

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He looks a lot like Reiner

>Pipu-pipu chiryo

they could make a killing by making a battle royale with these characters available for the duration of olympics

Isn't "Island" the actual Norse way of pronouncing it?

I'd play a dating sim.

>the only design not to be full weeb with robes or Samurai armour
>A swag looking military dress suit

Cheers, Nippon

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>no Israel

>what is USA

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>the country that BIRTHED the olympics
>not even a mention
tfw

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Maybe they'll add it when you pay debts.

Is that a cricket helmet?

>no Uruguay
>no Chile
>and yet theres the flag of Argentina
Argentina has been in an economic, political and social decline for over 20 years why the fuck are they represented?

Yo I'd whale for Firipin-kun

Because Angertina is in the G-20, it's put on the site together each flag

>Tokyo 2020 Olympics
rip anime

>murica
>no guns

Why does Britain get the based colonial outfit whereas everyone else is wearing ō-yoroi?

Would you watch an anime about their shenanigans?

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Flip-kun got the guns.

I rather watch Germany and Italy spit roast Japan.

I dont know how many dick Menem had to suck to be put on the G20.

Aren't south africans white? Like Elon Musk.

>flipland not only gets guns but also a magic fan
for what reason

Anyone knows moon enough to give us what their names are?

Make it a gacha game. Ez bucks.

MOST POWERFUL RACE

they're on drugs

America has never been this trad

Not anymore. Blacks flooded the region in the past once the dutch settlers came. Now whites are a hunted minority in yet another failed african state.

>WW3 begins because some leader couldn't roll the character he wanted most and there are no sparks

Nowhere in Africa are the whites a native population, the little whites that remain are great grandkids of white colonists and settlers that have been progressively sriven out by the policies of the african countries, sometimes leading to mass exodus like in the case of Zimbabwe or South Africa.

You'll get over it.

Only Italy looks interesting.

>Not a faceless old man
DROPPED

I'm trying to imagine how loud the female version would OHOHOHO.

>Germany has an armband on his left arm

What are the ships this time?

This is a job for Fucking mods I swear

Flipfags get in here
Putangina

This is the hottest

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Way too white and skinny, but I'll take the compliment.

Feels good to be a leaf Chad.

RISE UP
PU
TANG
INA

56% edit please

He looks like he has down syndrome.

0/10

Cureent russia is younger

>current Russia
nice meme, very american thinking - the country is determined by some formal constitution or state or set of laws

Turkey is in there

Isn't that a good thing?

>flips get the gun
>spics get the eagle
IT'S NOT FAIR BURGER BROS

New America never ages past 1 year old, as it must always be the land of the CURRENT YEAR

Reminds me of a certain anime with country's as people eh?

menang banyak malaysia nih

I love this shit.

>there isn't a shadowy israeli samurai behind the burger samurai
0/10 on the american design. Not to talk about that it's too thin and too white looking.

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This one is very hot too

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I want to fuck him.

You just know these are drawn by women. Who else could draw those elongated, captain tsubasa lookin bodies besides femoid doujin artists?

It's like the characters are a humanified flag..

>A fan, a gun and a katana
Well, maybe because flips got colonized by 3 countries?

>they're not big titted girls
?????????????????????????????????

>all the anime/manga characters that are being shown off and treated like symbols of japan
>literally NOTHING about hxh

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We payed them dingus, 2011 wants you back
T*rkey wasnt and will never be as glorious as Ancient Greece. Do T*rkoids have wooden horses that destroy cities by themselves? I rest my case.

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but Turkey was part of ancient greece

They are big dicked men instead, which is better.

PU TANG INA

Yeah pretty much I guess. Fan for the spics, gun for the burgers, and katana for the nips. Pretty cool design desu fampai

>world-flags.org/
Wow the russian one is so bland also why is uk a blond white man ? that isn't an accurate representation of the modern uk

>America looks like a girl but is actually a boy.
>Americans SJWs constantly bitch and moan about transgenders.
Well played Japan.

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I don't care what year it is, homos ain't welcome here.

I don’t think anyone with a brain would deny that, user.

>no tan

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Could also be bear

Would absolutely fuck Sverige-san
no homo

Canada here

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To be fair, were only chinks in the high populated places like toronot vancouver and quebec

Drongomenasai.

It would match with one of our most highly acclaimed literary works.

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>The countries aren't their respective pilots/gundams from G-Gundam
What's the fucking point then?

Are you saying they AREN'T making a promotional anime for this?
The tourism board made one just for getting people to go camping around Mount Fuji more often. Yuru Camp season 2, WHEN?

It's an idiom.
It basically means to tempt someone into doing bad stuff.

>eyepatch and white hair
Literally a chuuni

should of been robots

Are their names supposed to be in the local language? Some of those katakana aren't making sense to me. Spain is Iniesokami?

wew, my country looks hot

Spain = スペイン
This is written in the Spain image: スペイン国旗 = Spain flag

Those other kanji you are talking about must be other thing of the description

that's a "no", user. "inienokami"

Oh yeah, my bad. Is that an actual Spanish name though? If not then what is it?

Yummy

Japan knows we are white

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The name is written in kanji: 伊似衛守 (and then they have put in parentheses the name in katakata), so that is a Japanese name, if it was a Spanish, or other non Japanese name, it would be written only in katakana. Those kanji seem to mean, going by their individual meaning, something about to protect or guard. "Itae mamoru" is what is the whole name is translated with google translate

Thanks. I wondered because Aussie's name in katakana is Edowaado (Edward?), so it seemed like they were going for something local there.

Havainas de pau.

>3 countries

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There was no fujo hit since YoI. Even fujo phone games are flopping.

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What a slut of a nation

It's just ateji, you dumb fuck weeb.

You are right, Brazil name's is "Neymar" XD (I had already though they had copied his hairstyle).
But the Spanish one is difficult, a Spanish name starting with "i", could be Íñigo, Iñaki or Ishidro, but they don't fit with those katakana either. It remebers more of Iniesta, but that is a surname

YEE HAW!

Canadian's name is Keanu
Uk's is William
South Africa's is Mandela

Netherlands' name is Cruyff, haha

WHY THE FUCK DOES THE USA LOOK YOUNGER THAN CANADA

>rip anime
>when the most famous properties are their fucking ambassadors

It’s the shitty brown one that feeds on snakes though, not the epic seagull subspecies that feeds on discarded clams

>World Class vira-lata
Based.
Brazil looking really good, and not a faggy bitch like most.
All latin-ish countries look the manliest by the way.
Italy is 100% chad.
Argentina as expected looks like a fag, but at least they finally get to be white.

>What's up with those red eyes
DUDE WEED LMAO

I want to empty my balls in Spain's bunghole
t.

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It's a bombacha. The kind of pants that gauchos wear. They are basically south american cowboys.

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looks like a shingeki no kyojin character

Netherlands is Floch. I hate Floch

I would totally fuck Spain

That's how you get Mestizos!

>poco dura
he is a quickshot

I'm confused, what happened to Greece

>America
Fuck yeah!

sold into slavery to pay off the debts

It might just be the artist.

>people calling this guy generic
Man but his armour is stylish as fuck.

I think light hair is just their fetish user. You'd probably understand if everybody around you had that boring black hair.

Too bad they named him neymar

shit sux