Imagine being a 20+ years old woman far past your primes, no husband, no kids, no hope, no future, just one night stands and alcohol to mute the pain of your pitiful existence.
Christmas Cake
Gavin Jones
Aiden Martin
Changw woman to man and remove the one night stands and you get (You)
Nathaniel Wilson
Imagine being a 25+ kissless virgin with no friends
Chase Carter
>It's a "the japanese cake who is worried about being too old is actually still younger than you" episode
Just gonna retreat back into my tower for now.
Leo Campbell
>tower
What?
Grayson Rivera
fuck you, I just wanna talk about anime.
Levi Lopez
>he doesn't have a wizard tower in the mountains
Austin Gonzalez
It's not like she is too young, it's you too olf
Ethan Flores
I don't have to imagine that.
Landon Foster
Do you grant wishes
Lincoln Barnes
Let's not lose hope
Someone will pick up these expired cakes
R-right?
Jason Nguyen
Usually there's a reason why a hot girl is single in her late 20s and beyond. Can Yea Forums handle a waifu with half a train car of baggage?
I know a girl who is pretty much all of Yea Forums's fetishes du jour in one (cake, tan, tomboy, abs etc) and I don't find her attractive because she's weird, loud and opinionated about everything
Luke Davis
I'll remind you.
First of all, why the hell are these hot, busty, sexually active females don't get courted by a man? Because there's something wrong with them! And the primary reason being that they are really bad mother candidates. They're loud, like to get drunk, like to have fun more than being a dutiful wife, and just being plain unfeminine. They may have fucked with one or multiple chads at some point but why won't these chads marry them? It's not because those chads like to fuck around and not settling down, it's because DEEP DOWN THEY KNOW THAT THESE THIRSTY CAKES WON'T CUT IT AS GOOD MOTHERS. So what happens to them? Just pump and dump. Real chads know what's the best for them and it's maternal goddesses like Funabori that they would marry and make a big family with. Tl;dr cakes are worthless and you should feel bad for liking them
Michael Morales
Does she look past her prime? HUH?!
Christian Torres
Sorry user, but I am not into children. A man should look for a wife first, not for a daughter.
Caleb White
It's not like suicide isn't an option.
Matthew Gomez
Your OL cake boss "accidently" sent this picture to you.
How do you respond?
Jack Sanders
>20+ years old woman far past your primes
Are we just going to ignore the low-key pedophilia
Christian King
Funabori is 100% pump and dump material though.
Brody Ramirez
I don't and I pretend I never got message from her because I don't wanna get #MeToo'd for her stupid mistake.
Michael Roberts
>not making Funabori a wife for 5-10 of user's children
Okay, your loss
Gavin Brooks
>implying she won't get upset and #MeToo you for rejecting her advances
>implying the damage to your reputation by the accusation won't already be enough.
Ryder Gomez
I'll never ever ever ever ever get tired of cakes, They are too wondeful and it has a nice huge variety as well.
Brayden Morales
I can't be a coincidence user, think of all those looks she gave you during meetings.
Samuel Wood
You mean the looks of disgust?
Brandon Watson
Why does she have condoms in her table?
Liam Rivera
Don't be like that, have a little more self-confidence.
So she can tell you not to use them
Henry Harris
Boss, I need a promotion!
Lucas Roberts
You are promoted to husband!
Michael Johnson
>haha why wont someone marry her already
wow, what an amazing character
Julian Lopez
Nnngh
Ian Wilson
This is borderline ERP degeneracy but my dick appreciates your work nonetheless
Michael Peterson
>Females have flaws and because of that I will never date one of them! That'll teach 'em!
Good. Don't breed and I rejoice that you will end up dying a genetic dead-end.
Brayden Rogers
>MUH BIOLOGICAL IMPERATIVE
>wanting to impose existence on a sentient being through means of a genetic gamble and forcing them to inevitably suffer and die in a world threatened by climate change
kys breedgroid
Parker Brown
You are a literal fucking incel. Hard cringe at your existence, my dude.
Justin Mitchell
>Usually there's a reason why a hot girl is single in her late 20s and beyond.
I get Yea Forums's fascination with cakes, but once you mill around them enough IRL it completely ruins the fantasy.
Even a haggard chain-smoker with three kids probably has standards that exclude most wiz/a/rds. And they all want someone with fuckloads of money.
Lucas Martin
Who is this cake and why I need to care?
Chase Allen
It's not paedophilia because OP is obviously a child
Joseph Barnes
I don't have to imagine because that is me.
Only difference is I draw instead of drink
Benjamin Wilson
Joke's on you, that's literally me.
Adam Reed
Holy shit, Funabori just went nuclear.
Ethan Stewart
Fluffy cakes with lots of frosting and sprinkles
Isaac Rogers
She's the one who sent you those pictures, accuse her first, you have proof.
David Harris
Connor Jenkins
Given their artist, I'm entirely certain these two aren't actual cakes, since there's sort of a virginity requirement.
Juan Carter
where can i read more chapters of this? all scans seemed to have stopped, is the official translation up for free somewhere?
Ethan King
Christian Gomez
If you have dozens of one night stands yet actually want something serious your gatekeeping is awful and you quite frankly have bad taste in men. A woman like that deserves to get mocked not pitied.
Joseph Hughes
Wouldn't that also apply to most of us?
Joseph Gutierrez
There's no virginity requirement, just no marriage or boyfriend
Juan Mitchell
Jack Torres
>I get Yea Forums's fascination with cakes, but once you mill around them enough IRL it completely ruins the fantasy.
It doesn't ruin the fantasy for me. I mean sure anime doesn't do a good job of telling you but life should tell you that some people just make bad decisions,are lazy and keep making bad decisions and being lazy. Besides the hardest thing is just getting yourself to accept that you don't start off with main character status in a girls eyes.
Jordan Roberts
But we never had a chance
This is a female she had plenty of options
James Nelson
Friendly reminder that this cake shit ended like 29 years ago in real life japan and the average salaryman os okay with marrying a girl older than 35
Henry Garcia
Just find other cakes that are just as lonely and date them. Problem solved.
Henry Wood
God I want to impregnate the succubus then claim responsibility
Brayden Powell
They want something serious but also desperate for sex, they dont tell their dates theyre sleeping around
Its settling theres no other options ans they need to continue their legacy
Women want a career now till the biological clock starts ticking and they need a man
Tyler Evans
Is M1903 Springfield a cake?
Lincoln Cook
>wanting a GF
>wanting a wife
Theres a 80% chance you breakup within first 6 months
Theres a 5% chance you last through the year
Theres a 35% chance she will cheat on you
Theres a 100% chance she will not love you
Noah Sullivan
>Reading a cake manga
>Obviously setting it up for cake to cuck the younger girl that likes MC
>Out of nowhere, manga takes a nosedive by having cake force MC to be with the younger girl
Why are cake victories so fucking rare
Easton Sanders
Colton Myers
It's Sakie from Demi-chan wa Kataritai. It's a pretty great anime and you should give it a go.
Justin Sullivan
She's chinkshit. Pretty good chinkshit though. She was my favourite back when I was playing this game
Brandon Allen
>virgin woman
this is acceptable only if you are christian
otherwise kys
Nathan Green
>user, we just went through your phone for our investigation
>It seems that you want a, and I quote, "mommy gf" to "tenderly dominate me and bully my penis"
>Care to explain yourself?
Samuel Jones
>one night stands
Disgusting
Jackson Bell
>I have a fetish for older women, what's the big fucking deal
Joshua Young
>thinking 3dpd matters
>muh genetic legacy
Pro tip your dead and “muh legacy” doesn’t matter. If you even have kids they’re gonna be trannies sucking nigger dick
Christian Sanchez
>tfw you will never meet a depressed cake with a taste disorder, and help her find meaning in her life again
Fuck I love that movie
Grayson Hernandez
>Cameo in Kimi no Na Wa
What are the odds of her returning in another Shinkai movie?
Ian Harris
I'm the only male of this generation that has my last name in my family. I fully intend to let the name die with me because i'm too autistic and too busy for relationships. Plus I like having money
Doesn't mean i'm not gonna jack my dick raw to cakes, though
Carter Martinez
>tfw will never be seduced by a women using her feet
Isaac Brown
>Manga shows her wearing his homemade shoes
>Next cameo will show them together in some capacity
Hopefully high, Yukino deserves happiness.
Ryan Gutierrez
Shut your whore mouth.
Jackson Nelson
>Imagine being a 20+ years old woman far past your primes, no husband, no kids, no hope, no future, just one night stands and alcohol to mute the pain of your pitiful existence.
Check out this little supreme gentleman
Sorry to break your bubble. Even the shittiest women never get their just desserts for being irresponsible shits. Even 30/40+ women can still get most of what they want. Their suffering is having to settle for a beta like yourself or an even older man (men age like wine anyways) instead of Chad.
Even the worst case women like ugly/fat single moms with dead beat jobs and little Tyrones can still get free dates and fresh dick whenever they want (welfare & childsupport too if they aren't retarded). Flip that around and think what men need to get some P? Men will need a place, car, job, career, education, network of friends, social life, be fit, be funny, over 6'0, high income, wealth, and a life style a woman will want to be a part of while said man caters to her need.
TL;DR No. Even 30/40yr old roasties still have it easy. They just don't have AS easy.
Patrician taste.
Alexander Richardson
Who is she user?
Adrian Johnson
Enjoy throat cancer from Stacy
Carson Jackson
Based. 2D>3DPD
Jose Jenkins
You've reached the end goal user.
Ayden Campbell
based and redpilled
Grayson Parker
Look at all these retards who try to compare 2D cakes with 3D ones.
Josiah Garcia
Isn't that illegal? Care to explain why were you violating my privacy?
Easton Flores
Do you realise how childish this sounds? People aren't like this. You can't divide people into "chads" and "betas" and the rest of your silly terms.
> Flip that around and think what men need to get some P? Men will need a place, car, job, career, education, network of friends, social life, be fit, be funny, over 6'0, high income, wealth, and a life style a woman will want to be a part of
Most people don't have all of these and yet they can find women.
Justin Adams
They're lost in ego investment so far down it's manipulated their perception of art.
Landon Lewis
How about you just an hero if you hate life so much, antinatalist.
Caleb Morales
>alcohol
That's a problem. And even 30 isn't being past your prime.
Liam Cruz
Is the appeal of cakes that they are desperate to have their eggs fertilized, or the stability of having a woman who has a job and income.
Camden Ross
Yes
Angel Brown
>Always on the very edge of progressing their relationship, but never actually takes that step
Fuck this manga, tits aren't going to carry it
Gavin Myers
For a woman it is, at least in desirability by men aware of how a single girl at that age is trying to lock down security and commitment.
Charles Green
Yeah as much promise as I had for it, I had to drop it months back. They need to have actual character depth at some point more than she's a cute cake with large tits.
Nathaniel Sanchez
>Do you realise how childish this sounds? People aren't like this. You can't divide people into "chads" and "betas" and the rest of your silly terms.
Not him, but he is unfortunately right. People definitely can be sorted as dominant or submissive type, here it's just called chad or beta.
>Most people don't have all of these and yet they can find women.
Yes, they can find women to fuck, but most of them won't stay with these kind of guys, because women naturally seek men who has good genes for reproduction, can protect them, and provide financial stability. Of course there are exceptions, but most of the time this is how it works.
Logan Turner
imagine waking up and the first thing you see in your kitchen is pic related
Luke Torres
You're just as childish as he is. Your "Redpill" nonsense doesn't apply to actual people.
Chase Thompson
>too old
>too tall
>too curvy
Id rather wake up to this
Brody Harris
>useless cunt as wife
Big no for me
Parker Adams
Don't let her deceive you. She will steal your semen.
Jayden Lewis
Soulless utilityfag.
Xavier Allen
>too old to be a lucky shota
>too young to be a faceless bald man
Whats the point of it all?
Jace Barnes
Start eating an in a couple years when you get bald you could be the faceless old man and cuck user by fucking his cute wife chino.
Nathan Lewis
28+, fagget
And I have a bunch of firends
Brody Rodriguez
>they dont tell their dates theyre sleeping around
Women like that are trash and know they are.
Parker Ward
She literally could kill a guy while having sex.
Hunter Scott
My goal wasn't "redpilling", i just said what i see in people. Can you tell me why do you think i'm wrong?
Daniel Martin
literally an incel
Jaxon Ortiz
Nicholas Murphy
More like a volcel
Jaxon James
In general your way of thinking fails to account for individuality or any cultural context. In your mind, people across the globe can be sorted into two distinct modes of behavior that women can sniff out and seek out, and that's just not true.
Robert Hall
Lies and slander. She can project an aura that arouses people but she can't cause damage. But her judgement is severely lacking considering she could've gone into an all-girl school but she deliberately chose to go to a mixed school. Japan must have some really tough anti-discrimination laws if the school allowed her to get anywhere near high school boys.
Hudson Scott
>wife is 25
>still 4'10"
>still 97lbs
>lolitits so she is nowhere close to sagging yet
>working on second kid
Life is good.
Ryan Cox
>having kids
>being a normalfag
also if her face is ugly those metrics dont mean shit
Bentley Thompson
imagine being 32 year old unmarried and childless and being romantically involved with a kid.
Cooper Peterson
She has looked more or less the same since she was a teenager. The only thing that changed were the kids made her tits a little bigger. She has a cute face and very cute chestnut colored hair.
Asher Garcia
My wife is cute leave her alone
Nolan Myers
Your wife had better chemistry with Koiwai
Jeremiah Bell
>not having children with your beautiful wife
>being a closet homo
Die off, I don't care. But don't around pretending you're on any kind of moral high ground.
Oliver Lopez
Self-righteous normies like you are the reason the rest of us can't be with our 2d waifus
Jack Miller
Good goy. We need more borrowers.
Kevin Phillips
>Better chemistry
This nigga doesn't even know what a wingman is
Adrian Jenkins
My wife loves me so what is wrong with loving her and giving her a second kid? I never bashed you for your life choices.
Jason Howard
based retard
Jackson Cook
stop contradicting my strawman
Jaxon Adams
I never HAD the choice to marry my waifu because normies like you rule society and decide for the rest of us what is or isn't acceptable behavior. You shun and exclude from society anyone who wants something different from you and then tell them it was their own decision that they couldn't follow their dreams. It's the modern equivalent of the "Jedem das Seine" motto over the gates to Buchenwald.
Oliver Richardson
Don't insult a man's wife. What the hell is wrong with you?
Josiah Roberts
Based prole.
Samuel Reyes
I would go hunting for multiple big black cocks every weekend. That would be living the dream.
Ethan Williams
> SEETHING samefag
The baby isn't even yours.
Ethan Mitchell
having kids is immoral because a desire to reproduce comes from narcissism.
>defending normalfags
Evan Evans
I have never once told anyone they can't do what they want. Don't lump everyone together.
Luis Wright
woah, we truly live in a society
Blake Bell
I might have put a bit much emphasis on personality types, and i know that people have many other personality traits and are individual beings, but generally people CAN be sorted as dominant or submissive types. And this is not something you have to "sniff out", it can be seen when you look at somebody. Their clothing style, body language, way of speaking, etc. And seeking out this is half conscious, half subconscious act.
Austin Fisher
>It's a "the japanese cake who is worried about being too old is actually almost young enough to be your daughter" episode
Getting old will happen to you too Anons, and no you won't stop loving the things you love like anime.
Jeremiah Torres
>hey, I may be a nazi but i never sent anyone to a death camp, don't lump everyone together
Anthony Hill
>Their clothing style, body language, way of speaking
Standing up straight and wearing something other than a marvel t-shirt makes you a "chad"?
Luis Walker
Describe your desire. What is it that you want to do that society is telling you it isnt okay.
Ayden Martin
That is some serious edge you are packing
Jason Turner
Marry my 2d waifu
Juan Butler
I mean realistically that is a true statement. Just because you were a nazi didnt mean you were one of those nazis
Andrew Wood
Like legally? What country are you in?
Nolan Morris
Because usually if you lawyer hard enough you can get what you want. How do you think gays got their rights. Don't blame me having a wife for the way society views marriage. That isn't my fault.
Nathaniel Diaz
So you're saying if I become a lawyer I can fight to pass a law to make anime girls real?
Samuel Anderson
So you're retarded. Alright whatever.
Isaac Evans
Which one of your motherfuckers have not read Mofu oneechan yet?
Lucas Miller
Imagine marrying a desperate cake who has been waiting for it her entire life
Nathan Phillips
Usually they have fatter ass.and more experience. 80% of the time they are crazy if they never got married
Parker Harris
I want to stick my dick in crazy
Gavin Foster
Body language doesn't mean posture only, and clothing style isn't just dressing fashionable. For example, if someone can't really hold eye contact while talking, looks down often while walking, has rigid movements, you can be sure they aren't the type that can be defined as a chad. And for clothing, what defines a chad for me is when someone dresses according to trend,wears clothes that makes him look masculine, wears something that differs from usual (punk/rock style outfit, colorful/vibrant outfit), his hair and facial hair is clean, and styled.
Logan Moore
How about evil secret police cakes?
Bentley Roberts
based kiwiposter
Jeremiah Scott
All Stasi deserve death
Andrew Watson
>firends
of course, everything is OK in here.
Robert Butler
Imagine being a 25+ kissless virgin with too many friends
Juan Barnes
We'll be seeing a cake Mitsuha instead.
Sebastian Rogers
haha, imagine that. It definitely won't happen to me, no sir
Parker Rivera
>when you get desperate enough for online dating
Why isnt there manga about this?
Austin Jones
Online dating isn't all that taboo anymore ever since tinder got big. Most everyone I know 35 and under has met someone online.
Luke Thompson
What kind of fag would let a woman work for him
Jaxson Perry
I-I know right? haha...who could possibly imagine that?
Andrew Perez
Jayden Carter
What kind if sociopath doesn't have friends?
Eli Hill
>No worries. I was actually worried for a sec you were making a move on me since I'm planning on proposing to my girlfriend next week. I'll see you at work.
Parker Long
honestly I rather be alone than be in a shitty relationship
[spoilers]I know I'm dying alone[/spoilers]
Grayson Carter
>chosen
The author really highlights the fault in that thinking, too bad he doesnt follow up on it too much
Matthew Green
Wyatt Myers
Because Jap authors have shit taste. I'm just crossing my fingers that Watashi no Shounen ends with Mashuu becoming a teen daddy while still in middle school and puke-chan sometimes helps babysit.
That won't happen though.
Ryan Walker
She should've went to prison.
Jose Carter
I'd rather invite the desperate cake to my wedding and whisper to my wife to throw the bouquet as far away from the cake as possible.
Leo Cook
I don't remember this happening in FGO.
Jordan Miller
Haha yes what a pathetic l-loser...
William Foster
Will she win at the end of the manga? How will Takahashi survive having sex with her?
Mason Cox
Chick from “interview with monster girls”
Owen Rogers
She's the only real contender. I doubt the mangaka will dare have the MC fuck a JK.
Jaxon Powell
She's the only one he's had overt sexual attraction towards.
Jeremiah Long
>be 30
>Married and divorced
>Can't have kids
Ain't worth leaving Anime boys. Stop worrying about some love.
Jaxson Peterson
She's the only one in the bowl tho
Also, he's quite athletic and muscular, so he will be able to survive if he pound as hard as he can that succubus cake pussy
Thomas Harris
fuck you.
Gavin Davis
kek
Brayden Morgan
faceless Hawaiian shirt wearing fucker
William Parker
I have no objections
Angel Howard
back to /r9k/ neetnigger
Cooper Torres
Is this what heaven looks like?
Lucas Ramirez
I have 4 years to go
Aaron Flores
> 10 years to go
It's a shame because I know I shall walk the path of sorcery, but I must wait so long before I can begin my journey.
Luis Campbell
thank, I'd missed that!
Chase Lopez
>imagine ten years ago
Man, I feel old...
Hudson Cruz
Man ReLife really hit the feels.
There's an uptick of anime targeting us boomer virgins.
Nicholas Cruz
Take this and call me in the morning.
Caleb Campbell
Don't worry time flies by real quickly you'll be a wizard before you know it.
Jose Brooks
I don't feel bad about being a wizard anymore desu. There must be plenty of witches. It's never too late is it?
Samuel Sullivan
How do I make friends? I'm a day trader with minimal human interaction.
Can I pay for friends with bitcoin?
Noah Robinson
>TFW married a 26 y/o Christmas Cake
She's so cute lads. It's amazing how happy she is to have me.
Wyatt Bailey
No, she's a disimproved bootleg Mauser.
Isaac Kelly
Shouldn't the age for a witch be like 15? Keeping your virginity past 15 for a girl is like the equivalent difficulty as past 30 for a guy
Connor Smith
This is why I'm Here?
Jaxon Green
>[citation needed]
Kayden Turner
I just realized my Onee-san is 27 and never had a boyfriend.
Parker Hughes
I dunno Japanese Christmas cakes are 30+ yo virgins
Andrew Ortiz
Duct tape solves all these problems except the last one.
Andrew Morris
How long are you going to keep her waiting?
Jackson Foster
That's why you make sure she's just like you
Wyatt Allen
>I'm alone because nobody has chosen me
I call bullshit. You're a woman. You have 100% by the time you're 25 had multiple men choose to approach you. It was then up to you to make yourself available or not. And you're alone because you chose not to make yourself available. Maybe your standards are stupidly high. Maybe you only attract shit men because you're shit yourself. It could be any number of things, but it's not because nobody chose you. Fucking roastie logic I swear to god.
Sebastian Sanders
Duct tape leads to mindbreak, solving the last one. I think you're on to something.
Owen Young
>Lady, you misappropriated my belongings and went through my personal files without my permission.
>It seems you have no respect for personal property and a complete disregard for rule of law, to say nothing of ethics and basic etiquette.
>Care to explain YOURself?
Caleb Garcia
>I'm the only male of this generation that has my last name in my family
And what is your last name?
Ayden Ramirez
Women don't realize that a man has absolutely no reason to talk to them whatsoever unless they want to bang em. Men will always prefer to actually discuss hobbies and happenings with other men.
They think its natural for someone of the opposite gender to strike up a conversation about the book they're reading or the show they're watching
Colton Baker
based Shinkai.
Henry Foster
Cocksucknaziniggerstein
Elijah White
Stockholm Syndrome IS the truest form of love after all...
Noah Rogers
Ask your dad if you have one
Nolan Williams
My wife Chino is so cute
Mason Brooks
How is it that cake idols actually dominate the industry?
Camden Mitchell
Cakes deserve to suffer and be bullied.
Owen Campbell
because they please old men for money
Thomas Richardson
She looks Korean.
Julian Clark
Can a cake that's de-caked become a cake once more?
Samuel Adams
This one gets it. Being a woman is pretty easy. Being a pretty woman is life with cheat codes enabled. Thats why fat ugly women resent hot woman. If you dont believe me dig up stories of women who transition to men and read about their reactions. It's quite funny.
Aiden Barnes
They seem happy enough together, no signs of cheating that I ever saw growing up. Maybe you just have a bad family
Wyatt Stewart
what hobbies you have, join discords, go to bars, join a dnd group somewhere
Adrian Thompson
you better make that fucking baby
Wyatt Morris
>How do you think gays got their rights.
The same way everyone else got theirs.
Robert Ortiz
nah
Hudson Hernandez
Japan retires their own before they become cakes. On the other hand, Korea's most popular idol is a 28-year-old cake, and Japan also loves her.
David Edwards
>Men will need a place, car, job, career, education, network of friends, social life, be fit, be funny, over 6'0, high income, wealth, and a life style a woman will want to be a part of while said man caters to her need.
There are literal trailer trash fatasses that manage to get laid, you're just a coward who screeches about how it's to scary to take a leap and face getting rejected.
Mason Davis
Jace Murphy
>not even 25
That's not a cake.
Chase Ortiz
>Having kids is narcissistic
That's fucking retarded
Blake Turner
Every time I make friends they just up and leave on me.
Blake Ross
No that messes with copyright. You can however fight to marry your waifu
David Ortiz
The makeup/hair/hair removal stuff girls do is pretty time consuming/gruesome, but otherwise true.
Carter Ramirez
>>Married and divorced
Commiserations.
Grayson Howard
the only retarded thing here is the kids you would have
Charles Bennett
That guy seems like a real deadbeat jerkass.
Luis Perez
this wouldn't be true if sasha was real and was my gf
Owen Rivera
This, why should cakes be allowed to have love when us men are more depressed and lonely? Most cakes are just used up roasties anyway, I doubt even a single one of them is a virgin.
Bentley Howard
C L I M A T E C H A N G E is the threat he uses for his cope
Angel Reed
Cake suffering is one of my favorite cliches in manga, I absolutely love it when their lives are nothing but misery
Bonus points if everyone around them find happiness
Extra points if they realize everything is their own fault
Even more extra points if it's not actually their fault but they blame themselves anyway
Aiden Gray
Holy fuck she is gorgeous. If she wasnt a legit pedo id read her manga
Logan Taylor
>having to cope for the fact you have nothing worthwhile to pass onto the next generation
Brody Fisher
Some cakes may be expired for good reasons.
They might look delicious on the outside but rotten on the inside.
Jaxson James
>not intentionally having kids so your pathetic genes can hinder the rest of humanity when youre gone giving you the last laugh
Joshua Williams
Nice 5s kaiba
Wyatt Bailey
Get back to work coinboi.
Mason Stewart
i want to cum inside a late 20s woman and have her pump out a retarded kid because her eggs are too old!
Isaac Richardson
This pill is too hard to swallow
Jace Phillips
Agreed.
Aiden Jenkins
CAKE
Josiah Bell
Andrew Hernandez
I'm sure she's wearing lots of makeup, but she looks really good for being a cake.
Benjamin Allen
>always wearing pajamas
>hair is a mess
Sign me the fuck up.
Jack Smith
Timeslip Otagirl is a manga about otaku cake who accidentally travels in the past to fix her past mistakes but falls even deeper into otaku culture of 90s again.
Very similar to MoriMori. Every day until translations.
Dominic Barnes
Hags can be cute.
Julian Lopez
>tfw older than cakes
Jeremiah Perez
good thing men age like wine
Robert Green
Women like confidence, it's why so many losers can still get laid consistency. Don't blame other people for your own lack of a spine.
Owen Nguyen
Try looking up "Asexual-Antisexual Umbrella"
Apparently, antisexuals are the very people who consider their sexuality a burden.
Adam Davis
No relevant results. Is this one of those things where you need pol sites in your browsing history in order for google to guess what the fuck you're asking about?
Jeremiah Anderson
I want a male cake.
Henry Roberts
What makes me maddest is there are actual men out there with loving partners who want their brains fucked out but these limp dicks can't or won't. Yet here I am lonely and still swiping through dating apps trying to find ANY woman that'll let me smash. And cook for her and go on dates with and connect in a meaningful manner. Fuck. Just let her go.
Evan Wilson
Ouch, BURN!
Zachary Wood
So... a roastie?
Owen Peterson
>the sexy mommy milf you want to give you milkies and tuggies with her big warm body is younger than you
Parker Mitchell
Fucking Michi. Can't she do anything right?
Carter Ward
You dont want to see shit going down? I want to see at least one nuke thrown to civilians in my lifetime and then say "I told you"
Justin Stewart
>20
>Christmas Cake
Nigger, Christmas is on the 25th.
Benjamin Nelson
succubi lose their powers when they fall in love. imm guessing hes gunna make her lose powers after sex
Ayden Moore
Imagine having sex with her and then she becomes totally undesirable.
Oh wait, just like any other woman.
Jaxson Edwards
What is it like to date an older woman?
Brody Perez
I doubt it is that different to being a 20+ man past your prime without wife, hope or future. Lack of kids counts as a positive for me, though.
Asher Harris
post it on Yea Forums
Xavier Fisher
I wish I knew.
Bentley Nelson
>why won't these chads marry them?
marriage is one of the least Chad things you could ever do
Luis Wilson
>The life of cake succubus -DAY-
Brody Foster
>Life of cake succubus -Night-