SEKAI O OMOSHIROKU SURU NO WA

ware ware

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Sasuga Demiurge-sama

So we're all agreed that Ainz could solo Aqua, right?

no

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Just imagine how great these threads would be without Aquafags.

yikes

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It's a rock-paper-scissors situation. Tanya beats Aqua, Aqua beats Ainz, Ainz...
Alright, maybe it's not a loop so much as two separate relationships.

Just imagine how great these threads would be if all of the Aquafags were Darknessfags instead.

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based

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Yeah that would be great

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>comedy anime
>the one episode with anything funny in it was the one with the talent show
why do japs suck so bad at humour?

Would use and discard.

>*Turn Undead*

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What would be the best way to take darkness’ virginity? Would she just give it up on demand or would I have to do the whole song and dance?

oh fer sher b, errbody knows Brendan shlaubs "you'd be surprised" is a real mans cawlmedy ya knawlmtalkin bout b?

Is the supper power of all rezero characters to suck fun out of every scene they are in? What was the point of having them in a comedy

You first make fun of her abs that have never been drawn in any of the official media, only in fanart

Beatrice makes up for it

i think you can just have sex with her.
She'll struggle a bit so she can pretend it's happening against her will but she's strong enough that if she *really* didn't want to, she could just throw you across the room.

Which one was she?

no justice for my boys in green?
:(

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The tsun one.

Twin drills with the flowers for eyes

the really cute one

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This.

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This image never fails to make me diamonds.

Aquafag here. I'm also totally a danknessfag. Pretty cool, hu? Don't tell the midget.

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I don't know if it happened in the anime yet but she tried to literally rape Ainz.

god i wish that was me

Kazuma and Aqua's husband and wife routine is so funny!

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It's funny because it's true.

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Kazuma forced himself on her in the Arranged Marriage arc and she told him he could fuck her. She also tried to rape Kazuma but Megumin intervened.

>he's finally gonna rape me
>he doesn't
>fine I'll just rape him myself
>worst girl intervenes
Honestly the most frustrating arc to read for me.

Yeah, it did. While the maid watched and masturbated.

SEETHING

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MEGUSHIT

That's like 4 books old at this point and Darkness is still in the running because his relationship with Megumin has stagnated for that long.

>Dorkness is still in the running

I like her but she is nowhere near being in the rankings anymore. The only thing she does now is suffer by being cucked or teased. Which I don't think she is unhappy with that considering her personality.

what app/website do you use tor read light novels, user?

For Konosuba the entire series, spinoffs, manga, etc. Is on cgtranslations.

Whether you hate or love her. You can't deny her presence makes any show better.

the blonde loli that isn't Tanya

Thanks

Don't know sorry user. Give me a few and I could maybe find it. The only ones I have is Konosuba and a site for Shield Hero WN

That’s what you get for having a cringey obnoxious mc

Use magic to tie her up and transform yourself into something even slightly more monstrous. Then you tease her mercilessly, rubbing your dick against her pussy while telling her all the terrible things you'll do to her and that's she's a breeder slut who wants it so bad. When she's good and wet, you drive it home balls deep with one thrust. After that, slow but powerful fuck with light choking. Obviously you cum inside.

Thank you either way, user.

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Tie her up with double braided rope and slam her chest down on a table and squeeze her ass hard enough to draw blood. As she starts getting wet you tease her and call her Lalatina as you do it. Right before you enter her you grab her ponytail and wrap it around your hand until her head is jerked back and slam yourself into her asshole as forceful as possible. Then start pounding her and using your grip on her hair to jerk her back as you thrust forward. The sound of your hips hitting her ass so hard that you can hear it from a block over. You keep spaming her asshole until you get ready to cum then you pull her one last time as you empty into her ass. Then you take it out and while she is laying there catching her breath you shove your dirty cock into her mouth and get a tight grip on the sides of her head and her hair as you force your cock into her throat. You hear her gagging and choking as she struggles to breathe and the sounds of her stuggling makes you dump another load into her throat. You keep your cock in her mouth as you tell her to suck you clean and swallow. You finally take it out as she gasps for air finally and turn her on her back as you get ready to finally enter her. You squeeze her tits with as much force as you can muster and ypu suck on her nipples while biting down on occasion. Then while she is distracted you slam your cock inside her and begin ruthlessly smashing her pussy. You tell her that you are going to get her pregnant and fuck her harder and dump deep into her womb and hold it in there as she squirms under you. Then you take your cock out and have her clean off the mixture of her cum, yours, and her blood withher tongue. After that you slap her in the face and tell her that she now belongs to you and is your personal fuck toy from now on.

That is how you torture Darkness

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Ohh also the whole time you are fucking her tell her that she is terrible at it and that it is no wonder Kazuma won't touch her. Also insult her ability to be a noble and call her slutty trash and say her body is only good for pleasing men

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Whew lad I didn't ask to get a boner at work.

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>Aqua:"Hey Darkness, where have you been lately? You've been gone a lot."
>Darkness: "I've been out."
>*Darkness squirms a bit as it xrays through her clothes a bit and shows cum seeping through her panties and going down her leg*

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This teacher sounds based.

>you tease her and call her Lalatina as you do it.
Too far!

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Ainz gave her a kiss on the cheek in vol 10, Albedo started crying from happiness it was really cute, so he's trying to make her happy at least, but because he considers her to be the daughter of his friend he feels really awkward about it, the lack of sex drive doesn't help either.

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I would do everything I said but make it more humiliating each time to eventually fuck her in the town square as she moans from becoming cock crazy and everyone staring at her, thereby fully ruining her reputation as a noble and destroying her family name, then I would tie her to a beam and let every adventurer in town have a go at her body as she is fucked for days on end with no rest and a pool of cum six inches deep at her feet.

How do you abuse someone who enjoys getting abused?

How do you bully the unbulliable?

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Treating her with respect and decency I guess

By raping her, fathering many kids with her as you continue to fuck her until Stockholm Syndrome takes effect. After having her fall in love with you and birth you 12 kids you just leave her forever.

No one has made a gif or webm of those darkness titties from yesterday's episode yet?

moderate masochists still have stuff they dislike that tortures them in a way that doesn't get them off
extreme masochists like darkness feel torture solely by not being tortured (and by being ignored)

For

Fucking her while Kazuma watches then cumming inside her and making her realize that now she is used goods and no man will ever want her now.

I LOVE DARKNESS
She's creepy enough to make Cocytus afraid. COCYTUS.

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Other Isekai Quartet thread and the archive.

I want to impregnate her because she would go perfectly well with my rape fetish.

>How do you abuse someone who enjoys getting abused?
You abuse her. She'll enjoy it. It's not that hard. Come on, now.

Use her real name. It's one of her actual weaknesses for bullying her without turning her on.

"not so virgin anymore" - A anonymous IInd reich soldier