>so here's my character, he can do anything yours can but x2
So here's my character, he can do anything yours can but x2
Ryder Powell
Kayden Jones
Still weaker than Demonbane.
Gavin Mitchell
Mine can half kill himself. Oh shit user, your character dont look so good.
Isaac Long
That's cool. He's clearly the Big Bad of the season. Just means that I'm gonna get my butt kicked about 3 episodes in before I unlock my (True Potential®) and wipe the floor with him in the season finale using his own moves.
He'll be forgotten in about 6 months.
Asher Roberts
Oh yeah? well my character has
Blessing of the sword master: is able to use the dragon sword and is granted with superior sword fighting skills
Blessing of dodging: long range attacks can not hit him(
Blessing of accuracy: his long range attacks with definitely hit
Blessing of anti magic: all curses, debuffs and buffs do not work on him
Blessing of fire resistance: ignore 80% fire damage
Blessing of wind resistance: ignores 80% wind resistance
Blessing of the crying day: has a strength buff when it's raining
Blessing of the blue sky: has a strength buff when it's sunny day
Blessing of the night sky: has a strength buff in the night
Blessing of a new day: has a strength buff in the morning
Blessing of handless: He's strong even when bare handed
Blessing of the fight god: can use all kinds of weapons skillfully
Blessing of the lake: can walk on water
Blessing of the fog: his eye sight will not be blocked by any means
Blessing of the clouds: can walk on clouds
Blessing of lightning: will not be hit by lightning
Blessing of salt: will not mistake sugar for salt
Blessing of taste king: is able to make delicious food no matter what
Blessing of roast: can make ultimate roasted food
Blessing of boiling: can make ultimate boiled food
Blessing of steam: can make ultimate steamed food
Blessing of fry: can make ultimate fried food
Blessing of rewrite: his drawings are as perfect as photographs
Blessing of clothing: is a master cloth designer
Blessing of hairdressing: is a master hairdresser
Blessing of teaching: his student's grades will skyrocket
Blessing of training: not only is he good at training his own body, he's also good at giving other people training advises
Blessing of anti-poison: has resistance to all kinds of poison
Blessing of hundred medicines: will never be sick
Blessing of bleeding: the more he bleeds the more powerful he is
Blessing of phoenix: can revive once after he dies
A blessing that gives him new blessings when he needs it
Beat THAT
William Smith
I play Pot of Greed, which allows me to draw 2 cards and I suddenly draw that one card that perfectly counters your monster and strategy and allows me to instantly win the duel on the same turn.
Parker Cox
he does all that but 2 times
Wyatt Stewart
what if I punch myself half to death
Isaac Robinson
Mine can speak in complete sentences.
Evan Collins
Reinhard gets the Blessing of equalization, which negates the power of any enemy with a "does everything you do but 2x better" power
Juan Jones
He will punch you to death.
Camden Howard
does everything I do so wont he punch himself to death?
Jack King
But you're punching yourself half to death so he punches you half to death.
Brayden Butler
It's a hologram.
Sebastian Ramirez
is this Fate?
Christopher Flores
It is destiny
Kayden Martinez
So if I have negative stats your character is always twice as worse?
Jack Baker
>runs you over
>nothin personnel
Ryder Edwards
I'm glad Saber sandbagged hella hard in FSN and conveniently never told Shirou of the fucking ace combat that went on in the previous HGW.
Carson Johnson
>episode 12 of DBZ Harem this is gonna sell like 3k BD if we get lucky
>standing on top of two buildings.
>Talking loud enough to hear each other but not yell for some reason
>I’m here to stop you right here right now, Badguy.
>draw out totally not lightsaber
>nice small noodle compared to my hunk of steel
>da da da 2 minutes of decent to good animation. Main character getting outmatched slightly
>aw shit we ran out of budget let’s toss in like 3 minutes of stand still dialogue afterward.
>muwahahahahaha you have no chance at defeating me, I am literally twice as good as you.
>masaka I’m the strongest fucker in my prestigious Anime Hogwarts academy how did you do this...*blood drips out of shoulder and hairline for no reason*
>my power comes from a pinky promise given by user’s Dragon mommy 100 years ago.
>I am here to show you why you can’t be the best Dragon Warrior
>monologue that goes on for like 10 minutes with flashbacks to both MC dude and Badguy
>I can’t let you defeat me. In the name of my friends, waifu and waifufriends.
>pours all his Draconic (tm) Mana in a single slash and aims it at Badguy’s pinky with the opening theme playing in the background
>NOOOOOOOO HOW DID HE FIGURE OUT MY ONE WEAKNESS. You...are...the Dragon Warrior!
>explodes with the OP ending.
>wakes up completely recovered in Ojou-Tsundere-Chan-Sama’s thighs and breasts
>B-baka ohoho you pervert.
>kiss, user spergs out at the confession.
>later in the afternoon, user and Ojou-Tsundere-Chan-Sama are walking in the middle of the city.
>I never thought I’d see the Dragon Warrior up so soon...
>Badguy teleports behind user and bodyslams him into the concrete. A dozen swords hit Ojou-Tsundere-Chan-Sama down.
>heh, wrong pinky. See you in the tournament arc next season, bitch.
>the 2nd season never happens
Josiah Barnes
Are all of these real? You aren't fucking with me are you?
>Blessing of teaching
>The food blessings
These are silly as hell.
Easton Rodriguez
fucking destroyed
Isaiah Russell
>French cuck shit
Not canon anyway