Gentlemen, how do we defeat Erza Scarlet?

Gentlemen, how do we defeat Erza Scarlet?

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The plan involves sex. A lot of it. She will not enjoy it.

I believe she might be able to beat the cock.

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Can't beat the dick

Foolish plebeian that has no faith in the Cock, and therefore has no right to bear one.
A wise patrician, knowledgeable in the ways of the universe.

You write her character as if she was pre-Second Origin. That's a start.

That would be pretty rude

trap her in a box with a picture of jamal on each side

You cheat, this is it. She is protected by plot armor, which is a cheat. So, just like Hermit from E0 said, "Cheat on your own".

My dick is the dick that will pierce the heavens.

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Kiss her.

>beating the Cock
Just fuck off.
Fellow Sages studying the Cock mastery.

This was pretty easy.

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but will it be able to pierce through her plot armor, just like Ichiya?

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absolutely

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Nope, can't beat the cock.

Seilah would have defeated her pretty easily with macro

Is the male equivalant of the females' cock weakness moralfaggotry? Or is it breast?

Cock, no one deafeats cock even the cock.

Nope.
Nobody can beat the mammoth.

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Hanma Yujiro
'Because She's Erza' loses to 'Because He's Hanma Yujiro' x 'Because he's The Ogre' x 'Because he is the Strongest Creature' to the power of 'Strong is Beautiful'

Get Zorro to help.

Swap bodies with her so she isn't Erza anymore.

Not the cock

I want to procreate with Erza

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Erza is for Cock God only.

Kill one of her weaker friends right in front of her and take advantage of her momentary shock.

Imagine lick her sweaty unwashed body (with pee bonus)

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Fairy Tail girls are strong against the Cock.

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is Fairy Tail actually any good? I wrote it off as a NatutOneBleach clone but the babes are pretty good from what I've seen at least

>Got raped in seliahs rape dungeon
>homosexuals can't stop talking about dick
Seliahs dragon dick maybe ?

Fuck her mom and then her.

Mashima draws the girls pretty well, and that's it.

>can't beat the dick
How cute

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Use transformation magic to pose as Jellal or Simon, get her to long distance away from her friends. After that hug her or snuggle with her and then stab her to the heart with poison dagger when she gets too close and lastly teleport the fuck away

Learn de-aging magic so you can turn her into a defenceless loli

How long until the crossover?

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>Elcy Crimson
Mashima is a fucking hack.

Imagine torturing her and calling her pathetic while crushing her guild in front of her.

I want to marry and impregnate Erza.

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Cant. Dragons can’t lose to the dick

The only correct answer.

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No shit

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You clearly haven't spent much time on /tg/

Being a loli is hardly a nerf if you have huge guts though.

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I'd argue that it is, Wendy is just special. She could be the strongest if she wasn't so small and stuck on healslut duty forever.

She's not even the strongest loli though.

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>3 years older
>got to train her proper combat skills longer
Wendy has 10 times her potential. Also 10 times the cuteness.

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Being older just makes up for learning from a random book instead of a dragon.
Also:
>can't heal self
What's the point of being a healslut then?

By watching a better anime

Wendy has a better ass but Sherria has better boobs.

>can't heal self
>What's the point of being a healslut then?
I'd argue that made her even more of a dependent healslut, she needed someone to protect her. A healer who can solo is more of a paladin. Also she's better ryona bait this way.

Combine the dicks of every user in this thread to make a mega dick to plow Erza.

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>ryona bait
Patrician taste, Wendy is even cuter when she's getting ryonaed. That's probably why Sherria wanted her as a girlfriend after beating her up.

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It's simple.

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Why isn't wendy like this permanently?

Was there any point at all to this movie other than for it to be a softcore porno?

She needs to eat ethernano boosted air, otherwise she's draining her own power.

It's Fairy Tail.

Wendy is 15 bruh. She came through the portal the same day Natsu did.
She’s just a midget.