What was the point of this character?

What was the point of this character?

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his chin

Every part has a JOBro.

To show that they were in dire straits.

he gave us the thunder cross split attack meme

Why did the first two parts have so many useless characters?

yes

Actually, literally, unironically who?

Dire

Who else would have shown us the perfect technique in both offense and defense (from which no fighter has escaped)?

Go go Galo sengan

He gets his money for nothing and his chicks for free

Dying.

Dire's death scene is one of my favourites in Jojo. Never really seems to get talked about much.

and no other character succeeded in employing that technique afterwards. Dire was truly the peak Hamon master.

were Dire and Straits the most pointless, bad characters in the whole series?

Are you serious? What the FUCK are you Serious?
You FUCKer
You PIECE OF SHIT I FUCKING HATE YOU
I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU
FUCK YOU
DIRE’S ENTIRE POINT WAS TO SHOW HOW FUCKING TERRIFYING DIO WAS YOU ASSHAT
LIKE FUCK
Imagine spending your entire life to perfect Hamon ONLY TO LOSE TO DIO
Of course, you can’t fucking imagine it because you’re a fucking nobody. You’re nothing. You spend your days wasting away, rotting, you useless piece of shit. You will NEVER be as good as Dire, because you hate yourself and so does everyone around you hate you.
You bitchfag
You utter bitchfag
Dire even TAUGHT Jonathan to use ROSES as Hamon Vessels
Can YOU even pretend to say anonymously in this Mongolian Basketweaving Forum that you’ve done something similarly IMPACTFUL to SOMEONE ELSE’S life?
Huh? Punk? You can’t. You fucking can’t. I hate you. I fucking hate you. I FUCKING HATE YOU. FKEK YOU BITCH.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH,
I’m literally audibly seething right now.
I can’t wait for you to die. You will not be missed.
See you in hell, bitch.

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Is this a new copypasta or something?

based

this but unironically

What was the point of Smokey in part 2? It feels like he was forgotten about after the first two episodes, but then he appears at the funeral at the very end and he is even in the OP

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Black representation

>First nigger introduced in the entire franchise
>Acts like a fucking nigger
Based Araki

I liked him. Would have been cool if in an epilogue or something you see Joseph teaching him hamon to pass on the legacy/teachings

That would mean bringing back vampires which Araki did not want to do.

I mean just show at the end of part 2 that he was trained in hamon, then never talk about it again. Also you can use hamon on things other than vampires, as Joseph did a couple times in part 3

WHy the fuck part dont have more Hamon user, or Vampire?

>ignoring the fact that YOU FELL FOR IT, FOOL! THUNDER CROSS SPLIT ATTACK!

Looks like Vegeta

Jobs like him too

My headcannon is that he changed identity and became Obama through Hamon

>representation
Japs dont even consider dumb gay things like that. Keep reaching.

Jojo is dumb gay things incarnate

no, jojo is very smart and very heterosexual
it's smart because the fights and abilities get so complex they transcend human understanding (like the end of that fight with cioccolatta)
it's heterosexual because all the characters are so secure in their sexuality they can achieve maximum fashion and posing and noone even stops to consider their sexuality

also the canon gay characters pose the least

Araki was still finding his footing in story telling

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Would Dire have succeeded Tonpetty instead of Straights?

Best headcanon

of course
thunder cross split attack is unbeatable

To show how dire the situation was