What would you do if she came after you?

Rem seems to be a pretty reasonable person. And I've never met her, let alone wronged her in any way. I'm sure we could talk out this misunderstanding.

"I love Emilia"

Well, considering it'd take me 2 minutes to cum I would be surprised she came at all.

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Take responsibility and repopulate the oni race

>[Rem: Say “I love you”…]
>Rem spilled these words out with a faint, frail voice while looking up at Subaru.
>In her vision which had become blurred by the swell of tears that gushed up, she saw Subaru shake his head. After that, Subaru brought his face close to her and said,
>[Subaru: I love you(suki da)]
>[———–]
>[Subaru: I love you(daisuki da). Isn’t that obvious…If you aren’t with me, I can’t live on…]
>It was his true feelings. If you were to say that this was when he spilled everything out, that wouldn’t be an exaggeration and would be an accurate statement. If it wasn’t for her, he wouldn’t come this far. >If she were to disappear, he would not be able to live on.
>[Rem: Ahhh…I’m happy…]
>Accepting Subaru’s confession, Rem felt a tear alongside her closed eyes. Taking in Subaru’s words happily, her face quickly blushed. Soon after, it now really did seem that all power within her body had departed.
>[Subaru: Wait…]
>[Rem: I love you(aishiteimasu), Subaru-kun]
>[Subaru:Don’t fuck with me, stay by my side. You’re going to leave me with regrets again!?]
>Subaru could not bear to live in a near future where Rem would cease to exist. Along with knowing this fact since long ago, her existence still has become sooo much more important to him, compared to long ago. So,
>[Subaru: In the future where I talk while smiling, I need you…I don’t want this]
>[Rem: In that future, is it okay if I stay by your side?]
>[Subaru: ….Isn’t the answer obvious? I won’t let you go to anyone else’s side.]
>Wiping off her tears that were suspended on her eyelids, Subaru looked straight at Rem and said:
>[Subaru: You are mine. I won’t let anyone have you.]
>[Rem: Proposal accepted!]
>[Subaru: Heh?]
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BAD BOYS BAD BOYS

DUDE

I'd get murdered as fuck

Use the power of my stand [DarteehDidzDuhnDartuhChippu] to bring a Subaru from a parallel universe and have her take out her anger on him instead of me.

I'd ask, "Who?", turn 360 degrees and walk away, say I'd happily let her kill me but cum in her first, ask her to pull my finger then ask her to just kill me already, but then hug her and tell her that I love her, have sex, talk out this misunderstanding, say "I love Emilia", take 2 minutes to cum, take responsibility and repopulate the oni race, and get murdered as fuck.

You just made my week, user. Thank you.

fugg :DDDDDDD

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>360 degrees
but then you would be facing the same way idiot

No shit dumbass, you don't walk to turn your back on that murderous lunatic.

i would walk right into her loving arms desu

>you don't walk to turn your back on that murderous lunatic.
and such a cute one at that too

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start masturbating furiously

WATCHA GONNA DO