AYO SHINJI FINNA BUST A NUT ON YOUR HAND FOR ME NIGGA?
AYO SHINJI FINNA BUST A NUT ON YOUR HAND FOR ME NIGGA?
Hol up shinji imma get in muh cribgelion.
Well she is a big enough bitch to play her
very funny
Please oh please tell me this is true. The tears would be legendary.
Okay now cast Rei
...why!?
Terry Crews
Sadly not, this fake post is quite old but the shitshow if it happened probably would have been unbelievable.
muh even jelly on n shieeeeet
Didn't they actually cast a fat black girl for that Harry Potter musical with the author then going on about how the books never said that Hermione wasn't actually a fat black chick?
Holy shit this is hilarious if real.
DID YA'LL CAUSE ANUTHA THIRD IMPACT?!
AW HEEEEEELL NAW!
Why are you redditors back to using old material for your shitposting?
I wish
She was black but shes rail thin and ugly
Why do you keep spamming this fake shit? It's been like a year now.
Who gave Harambe's sister an acting career LMAO!!
WTF, it's actually real.
I can't wait for all the journos to pen articles about how the anime fandom is racist and problematic for making fun of this. Not that it's likely true.
everyone who posts in this thread should be permabanned from Yea Forums
So, you want to get banned?
I unironically want this
i posted in this thread, so yes
I'm pretty sure designs for cover illustrations have to have gone by Rowling, as well as casting for the movie. I highly doubt if she was intended to be black that Rowling would have mentioned when they were casting.
"This is a great cover to prisoner of Azkaban, Harry and another student riding on the Hippogryph!"
"That's Hermione"
"uhh, Hermnione is a heavyset black girl, did you even read the book?"
"Uhh, but you mentioned her skin tone as white in one of the chapters."
OH NO, OH NO. What timeline is this?!
Everyone knows that Hermione is white and rowling just did cursed child as pandering.
If anything, she was actually low key very racist while writing the older books.
>Irish family is poor, dumb and have a lot of children
>Only black kid has no father
>Only asian is called "Cho Chang"
Asuka is a tough bitch. So what's the problem here?
why.
SHINJI YOU CRACKA GET YO BITCH ASS ON DA ROBOT
we live in a clown world
fag
>watching Evangelion at the movies
>intense fighting scene between Eva and angel
>slouch down my seat and yell, "YO, THIS AT FIELD BOUTTA DABBED ON"
>everyone laughs
>black guy sucks his teeth and says, "You aight, white boy"
>hear "He cute" from one of the girls
And then one day, for no reason at all, people voted hitler into power
HAAHAHAHA, this is what you get for being pretentious pricks, evafags.
America was a mistake.
>retards still falling for this bait
seething
>all this outrage over a fake article
The people who still think that this board is somehow better than Yea Forums can go fuck themselves
Based.
Will Shinji still wear tighty-whities in the live action adaptation?