Could Shinka solve your problems?

Wtf did you just link me too

i got 99 problems but Shinka ain't one

My problem is that I'm a virgin so yes, undress for me Shinka.

It'd be a strange day when we find a problem that Shinka can't either solve or make me not want to solve.

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Lurk more

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Me on the bottom!

>he falls for bait
>he tells others to lurk more

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The anal idol!

No, that was me.

Me at the back.

Me on the right!

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Only if she allowed me to bury my face between her thighs.

She's a tough girl.

Lol I don't even know who this is

>Shinka will never treat you like walking garbage and destroy your already low self esteem
Why even live, lads?

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My problem is not being trapped with her in a locker.

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I want Shinka to beat the shit out of me while I beg for her mercy

>shinka is disgusted at how easy it was to defeat you

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BEAT ME UP SHINKA

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>HAAAAAAA!?

I want to be the cookie

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I want to be the chair.

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Can I lick her toes as punishment for disappointing her?

She would kick your teeth in if you tried.

h-hot

Barefoot?

That's not much of a cumload to shoot on her face.

Yes

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full picture pls

I do believe that is against the rules, sir!

post it on /h/ and like it, then

I fear her

The weak should fear shinka.

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can shinka give a job?

depends did she bring her dog?

imagine cumming inside shinka without a condom on!

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in your dream, nippleless fag

not allowed

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RIkka is only fuckable for few times, Shinka is for breeding

Not if she can't wear a fucking hairclip correctly

What's the correct way to wear it?

I am bald, user.

Saitama?

God I wish I were him.

I have no idea who this is but I doubt it.
Maybe if she was moderately wealthy and willing to share but that would only be a partial solution.

Haha newfag
Regular fag

And yet you tell others to lurk more.

She could lend you money but if you can't pay you'll get beat up.

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I need someone like Shinka to take care of me

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>ywn be her house husband

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yeah and then she gets pregnant and you decide to get married haha

What happens if I were naughty?

She'll call her boyfriend and have him help her out. Of course, she'll reward him for it with a kiss, and right in front of you at that.

Is her boyfriend Dekomori?

She could at least help with the pent up stress

Masochists should be sent to the gulag

You could box her.

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Sure. I just need to borrow her skin.

wait did that actually happen?
I might consider watching this

where do these newfags come from?

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H-Hot

Yeah it happened, was very controversial back in the day.

What a chad.

I want to take care of shinka!

That's now how it works, Shinka will take care of you!

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My problem is that I'm an EXTREMELY horny virgin.
Fuck me Shinka.
Fuck my brains out.
Rape me.
Peg me.
Fuck me.

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Some of them

I wish Shinka was my problem.

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Who said I have fucking problems fuckface

Everyone has problems, even billionaires.

You're on Yea Forums

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Yes! Keep looking at me with disgust!

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Oh great, it's another shitty Shitka thread. Your masochism is disgusting.

Fuck you and your shitty meme

what if shinka caused my problems?

You thank her and ask for more

What did she do?

I live in constant fear because of Shinka

I know she can be pretty volatile but if you don't bother her she won't bother you.

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Depends. Can she clean and lube the derailleur of my bike?

yes

What problem??

i can hear it

Cute