After a night of binging Battle Tendancy, you wake up as Joseph Joestar. You have Hamon and know how to use it, but nothing else has changed (I.E., no Pillar Men exist). What do you do?
Jojo's Bizarre Adventure
Matthew Martinez
Luke Sullivan
Jerk off
Zachary Walker
Do whatever the fuck I can to prevent Hiroshima/nagasaki and thus creation of anime. Then Jack off to Lisa lisa's delightful armpits.
Zachary Miller
>188897703
But if anime doesnt exist, how will you get off to lisa lisa?
Nicholas Gray
he said anime, not manga
Aiden Myers
>188897834
Youve got a point there
Ethan Perez
Id do what any Joseph Joestar fagboy would do and make terrible threads on Yea Forums
Josiah Morris
Absolutely based.
Christian Reed
>188898071
Oh, little did you know thats actually a compliment
Cameron Evans
this is gay shut up
Josiah Cox
>188898423
>Jojo
>Gay
What did you expect
Tyler Foster
>this is gay shut up
>tumblr
u is gay
Jack Nguyen
Go on an epic adventure and seduce girls with my newfound chadliness.
Anthony Rogers
your gay
Leo Wood
>say "OH NO!"
Also this. Joseph really got around.
Blake Baker
Fuck that reporter chick at the beginning of the manga
Justin Stewart
>188898622
Finally, a man of culture
David Myers
OH MY GOD
Gabriel Sanders
>you wake up as Joseph Joestar.
Bang every woman because im suddenly a 10/10
Elijah Thomas
Gappy makes me happy
Jaxson Bell
Flex in front of a mirror until I die of dehydration.
Evan Peterson
>188899279
Only way to go out honestly
Daniel Gomez
enjoy what is basically a fountain of youth so long as I keep training, I guess.
Brody Murphy
When you tell BTfags you don't like Joseph
Nathaniel Lewis
Use my natural chad genes to fuck some bitch I guess. I have no reason to use hamon if there's no vampires or piller men.
Jaxson Cook
Check how big a Joestar penis is compared to my old one too.
Maybe I can reach it with my mouth.
Gabriel Rivera
>I have no reason to use hamon
Walking on water and climbing on walls with magical sun breathing is fucking cool as fuck though.
Evan Lewis
Have sex with the fujos that like me then Tommy gun some civilians
Dominic Rodriguez
>you wake up as Joseph Joestar. You have Hamon and know how to use it, but nothing else has changed
Go outside and flex and pose at random people who are outlandishly dressed until one of them returns it.
That person is obviously a Stand user and an enemy that I must fight to the death.
Adam Russell
Damn I forgot about all of that. I haven't watch part 2 in forever. Yeah I guess I'd just do random stunts for fame.
Blake Anderson
>Have sex with the fujos
Why would you have sex with ugly, fat, hairy women?
Eli Bennett
Jump off a cliff and emerge with an airplane two seconds later and fly to a paradise
Sebastian Gutierrez
Anyone else thought the helmet was his ass in the thumbnail.
Jacob Ramirez
Actual important part of this photo is the damn bike,y'all don't get it
Adam Myers
b-but user, there is no helmet
Henry Edwards
Fuck, meant the red portion of the motorcycle. Guess I'm evenore blind than I thought.
Jayden Bailey
>188900038
Money and fame for your hamon stunts, and a smokin hot bod. Not a bad way to live life.