Kakashi retsuden

A fitting punishment for all the crazy shit the Uchiha clan has done.

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All of you are women, right?

Or worse one without the Sharingan

>I'm guessing Sasuke will finally have his ultimate punishment in the form of a pink-haired Uchiha son.

Why do you Anti-Sakurafags invoked with this headcanon that Sasuke is suffering with Sakura?

Because he rather be with Naruto. Btw I'm not antiSakura.

No, those are NaruHinafags. They hate SasuSaku for being shitty, but the second it is gets any kind of depth or development, they start throwing a tantrum.

>green sharingan

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Bros...

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Only the Naruto being sick is almost confirmed

No, i dislike NaruHina too, dumbass
There are lots of reasons to hate on both of these

It also confirmed Mistuki having Sage Mode before the one-shot came out.

We are just joking. Of course in the filler OOC headcanon that is Boruto everyone is written to be happy and love each other, like Sasuke.
But comparing these to their actual interaction in actual canon is funny as fuck. Last chapters don't count because these were already Boruto cashcow set up

I can't believe Kawaki is going to kill Naruto when he's sick and bedridden.

>literally Sasuke and Orochimaru

What did Naruto even catch? Did a Kara member disguise themselves pin prick him or poison his ramen?

Itachi's ninja aids stike again

Apparently, after Sasuke's novel, there is going to be a Naruto novel called: Naruto Retsuden: Teamwork and Technology.

So right after Sasuke being raped again we will see Naruto inventing a cure from cancer?

Naruto, Tsunade, and Katasuke - combining the knowledge of chakra, medicine, and ninja technology - finally hit a breakthrough for curing Ninja AIDS.

Just for how long are they going to keep milking it? These already novels got shitty and ridiculous many, many years ago
On the other hand, seeing all the celebration on Tumblr about SS novel, they will keep as long as people actually demand to be fed of more shit

This is all made for future filler for the Boruto anime because the manga is going at a snail's pace from being monthly.

>but the second it is gets any kind of depth or development
Does it even count when it's in a filler novel? Why does a married couple of 10 years even need further development?

You're going to get an explicit sex scene for 10 pages. Sasuke is going to want to stop at the 4th page, but Sakura starts aggressively forcing herself on him for the rest.

Why do they keep writing these novels? If they need more ideas for Boruto just put it in the manga. If they need more ideas for filler just make episodes out of it.

I can already see the oublic service video:
>"*sad voice, grey light* Every day... Over a million Itachis die from AIDS...*sad Itachi picture&...No one is safe, no one's friend or family...*Boruto and Himawari stand crying next to ill Naruto in his bed, with mediocre acting*... Take care of yourself and your loved ones...*display of the telephone number of a Konoha fund fighting against AIDS

>pink-haired Uchiha son.

Fucking finally.

>Sasuke completely dumps Sarada because he finally has someone (a boy) he can be the Itachi to.

What's the purpose of the Boruto manga when all of the story is happening in the novels?

>Naruto dies of an incurable illness

Kek what a shitty way to write a character out, but it makes sense. Kishimoto would have to create a character stronger than him to kill him, so he probably thought it'd be easier to just say he died of a disease.

But the story is happening in the manga, the MAIN story.

I bet this is what killed Hashirama.

Fuck Boruto not even gonna read the manga for free. Not gonna reply to any threads about it. Not gonna watch it's anime. Not gonna pirate it's episodes. Not gonna play it's games. Not even gonna talk about it. This is my last reply to anything Boruto/Naruto. Fuck Ikemoto. Fuck Shueisha. Fuck whoever was involved in the clusterfuck that was Boruto anime and manga. My wishes for Boruto is that it falls into obscurity and dies and whoever likes it.

The manga cannot afford to further postpone the main plot with its schedule and the anime writers and the novel writers have different people and the anime writers are shit. This makes things easier - the material is already written for them, it's written better, so all they have to do is animate it.

So you tomorrow for the newest episode!

Based. A bit dumb for posting that here, but still based

>wasting the opportunity for continuing the legendary ostrich ninja saga to animate some dumb shitty ooc novels no one cares about
Why

I wish I was here for Ostrich-sama's debut.

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Boruto is now bimonthly
Just

No. You are fucking lying. I need a source on this. You better be bullshitting. I'm not kidding.

>What did Naruto even catch? Did a Kara member disguise themselves pin prick him or poison his ramen?

he got ninja AIDS from Sasuke

This is what they get for no wearing protection and not showering after every mission.

NO GOD PLEASE NO

Why didn't Sarada just stay with Boruto's family? Boruto and Sarada could have just fucked every night.

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Why?

Boruto is for mitsuki only

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HAHAHHAHA
Nigger check the catalog

NO GOD PLEASE NO

The namefag is a yaoifag.

>Boruto and Sarada could have just fucked every night.
That's exactly why she isn't staying at Boruto's house.

>naruto is sick
>while having kurama inside him
>while being an uzumaki
>while being a literal demigod

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Touche

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Having all that doesn't stop you from getting sick.

"Bimonthly" can also mean we'll be getting two releases a month.

No it doesn't but if Naruto can heal Guy after unleashing the gate of death then him just getting sick is a damn plot device and you know it

>kurama heals his body
>uzumaki genes increase his life force
>descended from a god
Yeah, I guess the japanese cold is really that unstoppable.

>Does ‘bimonthly’ mean ‘twice a month’ or ‘every two months’?
>Unfortunately it means both! In the publishing industry, though, it's used fairly consistently to mean 'every two months', so that a bimonthly magazine is generally one that's issued every two months. The same ambiguity affects biweekly and biyearly. If you want to be absolutely clear, it's best to use a phrase such as 'twice a week' or 'every two years'.

Do you honestly think ikemoto will deliver this shit twice a month? He can barely color a cover in months.

Gai suffered physically damage, he didn't get ill from the 8-Gates. It's completely different.

Sasusaku = doggy poop

This also says Samurai 8 chapter 6 is coming out tomorrow when it's actually chapter 4 (even if they miscounted the prelude, that would make it chapter 5).

That's what I'm fucking afraid of, but maybe Ikemoto got good or they finally replaced him.

Physical damage is putting it lightly. His foot practically disintegrated, his entire body was burned to hell and back, and his chakra network completely overloaded. If anime aids can't be cured but all that can that's just plot convenience and you know it

Rattu face and its shit taste = doggy poop with vomit

>sasusaku
>good
Also, reminder that the SS fandom is the new furry fandom.

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So that's what kawaki meant!

Nice deflecting nigger, I'm just pointing out your shit taste, not if ss is great or that shit.

The only way this arc can be saved is if Naruto fakes being sick as part of Hiashi's master plan so Sakura and Sasuke can have another kid

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how does Naruto get so sick Kurama cant save him, nor Sakura's medical jutsu?

Wut shit taste? My taste is top-tier!

He's THAT sick. It's like Goku's Heart Virus.

saiyans dont have a chakra monster that can heal major wounds in seconds

Its official. What a shitty way for ninja jesus to go out.

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Sasuanon will be happy

Imagine if enemies knew about this.

IT IS OVER
TOBIRAMA HAS WON

Hashirama died of grief after probably fucking Moegi grandma

B-but Naruto brought peace! If other villages found out, they wouldn't do anything, everyone is friends now, r-right? Just like he promised Nagato, he brought peace, g-guys, I swear!

>There are people that belive this isn't some ebin" salary man life sucks" comentary.
How many times shit from the novel have influenced DIRECTLY into the plo

Will Mirai Mirai come back in time to heal him?

>O MY NINJA AIDS
BORITO WAS A MISTAKE

>this novel confirms that Naruto is getting sick

Sick of Boruto?

Seriously, this is wasted on a novel. Imagine if an adversary found out the Hokage's sick and broadcasts it throughout the entire Shinobi nation and rogues, and shinobi unsatisfied with the peace within the other villages, and other kinds of enemies hidden the shadows start going crazy with the news. Some might even hear Sasuke and Sakura are trying to find a cure and fucking rushes them in groups to stop them or try to destroy what is needed for a cure. It would be chaos.

Wasn't the thing about Naruto that his lineage has incomparable health?

yeah but 'lolnahhesicknow'.

Uzumaki genes are shit. Thank God Burrito will suffer the same fate.

Uzumaki's just have a stronger life force, so they live longer and look younger. Nothing was said about them living through deadly diseases.

What if Saucegay is also dying?

Japan will riot.

yeah but Naruto also has the full force of Kurama to keep him healthy

>Naruto is finally going to die in your life time
Even I can’t believe it.

Kurama literally does not better your health.

>Has a shitty job.
>Has shitty kids.
>Wife loses her curves and tits after shitting out those shitty kids.
>Dies from getting sick.

He's like the average adult man.

If he can heal shit like Naruto having all his skin peeled off with only 1/2 his power, why can't it help with a cold?

Because those are completely different things. That's like saying you'll stop having cancer if you exercise.

"Even your beloved shounen heroes can't beat the realities of life."

Naruto dies of aids and his aspirations of world peace crumble.
Ichigo has male pattern baldness.

That's deep.

He hasn't done any jesus healing since he lost the Sage's tattoo.

>physically damage
What do you think sicknesses do you stupid faggot

I bet it will be something retarded like the fake arm poisoned his body. Saucegay wins again.

You're thinning the scope between getting hurt and getting sick. Completely different things.

Or Himawari's Gentle Fist messed up his chakra and he's finally feelings the effects.

Sicknesses cause damage to the body, you are the one reaching and twisting reality to fit your retarded opinion.

HAHAHA, DISREGARD THAT, MY TASTE IS SHIT

I'm sorry, can you cure the flu with ointment and bandages?

You're treating them like they're the exact same thing that receives the exact same treatment, retard.

He's regenerated too much. It's mentioned in Shippuden by Tsunade the cells can only divide so much, and thus when he relies on the Kyuubi to heal him he's shortening his life span.

I guess the Nine-Tails really was a curse.