Sorry user, your application for the interspecies homestay program has been denied. Have a nice day

I didn't even apply for one! Get the fuck out of my house!

I haven't applied in the first place. I'm going to smuggle tailpussy to my country.

Can you imagine how awkward that would be?
>So, user, what're you into? Feet, bondage, scales, fur?
>...
>No, we don't have anyone for that. Get the fuck out of my office, you sick fuck.

thats literally less than one dollar

You're under arrest for B&E, and you'll be charged five thousand dollars and placed on probation.
Don't ever come near me again.

She has the authority to do it, even if she misuses it sometimes.

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she always complains about being overworked and underpaid, she should appreciate it

but that the best part user

I haven't seen her authenticated credentials. Deadly force is authorized to protect myself from the criminally insane and I am under my rights.

>/k/ vs /an/

I'll be talking to like a 7 foot tall spider woman with her cleavage popping out and she's asking me lewd questions in a seductive voice. I'm going to be too aroused to feel embarrassed.

why'd you delete?

Can I have you instead, m'lady?

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Bitch I married my Monster Waifu. Fuck your program.

Who can she get me for my weight gain fetish?

You can’t do this miss smith! I even did that thing with my tongue like you asked!

I didn't apply for this. I applied for the transhumanist genetic engineering research fund. Did you even read my prior research papers I included with the application?

Would you?

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>have an attraction to monster girls/monsters
>not attracted to humans
>isekaied into this world
>still will die alone because nobody likes me or wants to be my friend

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It can't be helped

Yes, but not my first choice.

Since her eye crosses where most people would have a nasal bridge, what does she look like in profile?

I can't remember if there ever was a good image that showed her like that. There may be some poor quality ones, and some from the from show a small amount of nose below her eye. I've seen a few images that show other girls with different angles for the anime designs, but I haven't seen any for Manako. A couple showing her her full body from the front and side would be helpful.

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If kobolds are dog-like and are also covered in fur, then how is she sweating?

Oh. I mean, I only lease and I can't cook, so that's probably for the best anyway.

Dogs can sweat, you know. And that's assuming kobolds are even a 1-to-1 biological equivalent to normal canines.

another user

Doppel is super short.

I want to clothe Doppel-chan!

Just leave her breasts.exposed.

Like visible cleavage exposed or visibly nonexistent nipples exposed?

Visibly non-existent nipples exposed. She exposes her body but keeps those hidden, so the reverse should have an even greater effect.

This knight.

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Liquor is quicker, user, even if more expensive.

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wow misato really grew up

Her breasts got too large there.

Thank god, I would have killed the monster if it entered my house.

Can I get together with you instead? You're the hottest one in the cast anyway.

>Can I get together with you instead?
Remember that humans are the real monsters, user.

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How much for a plane ticket to Lamialand then?

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Rach's always sported an attack rack, Mac.

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>what does she look like in profile?

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Go read the manga again. She is enormous.

Reminder Vampire loves Virgin men.

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Just curious

Inverse string bikini, it covers every inch of her except for her mons and her missing nipples.

92H bust.

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I know she was always big, but something about the way they look in the top makes them seems larger than usual to me.

Maybe she should move in with Darling, he shows no signs of losing his virginity.

>Imagine Suu sucking your dick.

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Do you even need to apply? Smith just leaves them in your house and drinks your coffee.

A few seconds in.

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She probably made herself a custom rigged shirt and jacket that lift and separate. You've got to catch the interviewees off guard, after all.

She's done that to so many people, but not darling yet.

You say that, but I see a lot of wandering harpies around and I have a lot of duct tape.

>Thank you. Have yourself a nice day as well.
Was just here to pay parking tickets. Not sure what that was about.

>needing duct tape.
Anyway, shouldn't that be Duck brand tape?

Thanks but I'd rather move to live on a milk farm instead.

i see

And more likely to work. She'd be that corporate guy if she were willing to just cash in, but she can't resist buttering and an opportunity to nap.

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>She thinks I care about what the government says
I am an AMERICAN and will exercise my RIGHT to mass marry and entire farm of minotaur, pan faun and satyr

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I love that the genki little one is really 185 cm tall with a 99J chest.
As expected of country grown Mino lasses.

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>when a "short" member of tbe species is still like 6 and a half God Bless Smerican feet

don't forget the part where she eats your food

Don't worry user.
Your application may have been denied, but you can always sponsor an entrant into the KILLING BITES tournament instead!!!!!

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I don't think she cares either, she only bothers when not caring will mean more problems later.

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You can't stop me.
Do something about it.
You won't do it.

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what a slut

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that pic causes me great arousal

Polt knows that sex sells, user. She's just using her best assets to make the sale.

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My favorite Polt sketch.

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'tism wolf > polt

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Polt's smaller, but she's also less of a flake.

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>only attracted to monsters or monster girls
>not attracted to humans
>if i really lived in that world I would still be lonely because the girls there wouldn't like me either
n...nigai!!!!

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I unironically wish we had more of them
Daily reminder Vlad Tepes did nothing wrong

thats good but lamprey chan is best blood sucker

Fine, I'll go fuck dead corpse then

I bet your porn history would shock an old lady into death

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Rach my wife is so cute

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Best girl

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How is she not dead?

whats wrong with lamprey chan, fun of a lamia and vampire combined!

What's KILLING BITES?

Practice.

plotcohol armor

A mermaid, a lamia, and a vampire.

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She should have taken Meros place in the group.
She is equal parts luring and exotic, yet super niche and a little disturbing. [To the average person where getting their blood sucked is bad]

her ahoge is like it's own scythe

I can't believe darling is fucking dead

>Ywn house a chuuni Dullahan.

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underrated

It's also prehensile.

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>get denied the interspecies homestay program
>there goes my only hope at social interaction or a friend for the rest of my life
fug

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but user she DOES HAVE SPECIAL POWERS

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How do I win the heart of a monster girl? Making friends online? University groups? Finnish monster-human interspecies mating forums?

user, those are regular finnish forums

>its all just rapey finn elves

>How do I win the heart of a monster girl?
Take a leaf from Kurusu; and drop the monster from your thoughts to concentrate on the girl. Also don't sweat the petty things, but do be willing to pet the sweaty things.

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I can't believe Elves commit 50% of all sexual crime

mostly just dark and finnish type elves

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Please for the love of god reconsider, I just want a mermaid who I can love, marry, have a family, and grow old together with

PLEASE I'M BEGGING YOU

Sorry cunt I'm going to lamia island and you can't stop me.

Please reconsider, user, No man has ever come back from Snek Island.

Granted but you only get a mermaid with the fish part on top.

It hurts

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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>implying anyone would want to leave
unless you're gay like Miia's dad

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>meet up with your best internet friend
>she looks really cute, seems kind of shy though
>spend all day on a date with her, going to various cafes, watching several shitty normie movies, and snuggling up on the couch
>she begins to take her clothes off, she has some odd scars across her body but besides that she looks absolutely beautiful
>you lean in for a kiss, your very first one
>her head floats away as you make your attempt
>WASH AWAY THE ANGER

Wasn't the point of this series was that the protagonist fucked up by joining the program if he wanted to dick a monster girl?

The only reason to leave would to go to the homes of other soecies for more variety.

He didn't even choose to join, he basically got Miia dumped at his doorstep by Smith and then it snowballed from there.

He could fuck them now with no problems other than jealosy by the ones who weren't first.

>going through legal bullshit for a lottery shot at finding true love
Why bother when fate itself is working to match up humans with their monstergirl waifus?

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Why do they fight over who plays? Can't they do co-op games?

Dicking a monster girl was illegal since the government wanted to avoid all political fuckups.

They could, but currently they are both hooked on playing Dark Souls and co-op would require a second television, console, copy of the game, and a playstation network account for both systems. Fighting over who gets the controller is far more economical. Also it led to sexy time so at this point there's an incentive to not engaging in jolly cooperation.

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Thank god, monstergirls are shit.

>dicking a monster girl is illegal
Fuck statists. I'm living out in my libertarian oil rig in the pacific ocean and creating a nation for monster fuckers, by monster fuckers.

Smith didn't seem to care in chapter 2 when she found out who they were.

Imagine the smell

At first I thought you said llama island; thanks for getting my hopes up.

wet dog I suppose

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>comes out of a star of david
I'm not even surprised desu

can i eat whoever i get to get there animal powers ?

Didn't she melt the skin on contact?

I-its not like I wanted a filthy animal gf anyway

What other shows have BASED moments like this?

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Papi is the best

Threadly reminder that the only good demi-human/monster girl is a dead one
Suffer not the abominations to live
Humanity first

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