what if umaru was your waifu
What if umaru was your waifu
Charles Moore
Adrian Wood
that would be glorious
Matthew Wright
>come back from long day of work
>she grabs your face like some kind of head crab crying about something inane
>theres soda on the floor and chips in the computer for some reason
truly the greatest feeling anyone could ever have
John Rodriguez
Disgusting rat.
Elijah Brown
Noah Thomas
Jaxson Peterson
I'd bin her.
Cameron Adams
Charles Murphy
I'd grab her by her legs and throw her against a table's corner.
Ayden Scott
Kill the rat.
Anthony Murphy
Samuel Martinez
There is no what if.
Daniel Bell
STOP UMARU ABUSE
Angel Collins
Ethan Foster
Joseph Morris
Adam Hall
Andrew Brooks
Austin Powell
Ryder Phillips
Brayden Jackson
Jose Thompson
Nah. I'm a NEET myself, so I'd just play video games with her all day, and cuddle with her in bed.
Jonathan Gonzalez
Rude thread
Oliver Diaz
Kill the disgusting rat
Jonathan Garcia
Charles Hill
do you guys think she masturbates alot and dosent clean up
like her onii chan knows whats in those tissues but just dosent comment on it
Levi Jones
What is in the tissues?
Josiah Reed
her juices dingus
Ethan Thomas
>whats in those tissues
What?
Nathaniel Clark
I would stick my penis into her while she's in normal form, then trigger the chibi transformation. How would that feel?
Michael Reed
For you, or for her?
Robert Lee
But who would buy cola, gemu and jumpu if nobody works
Ryan Roberts
Xavier Sanchez
Pimp out Ebina, make easy passive income (/biz/ btfo) and if she gets pregnant, drink her cow tit milk for free
Alexander Clark
ONII-CHAN!!!
BUMPU!! BUMPU!!!
Christian Johnson
What the fuck is wrong with bullyfags? Besides severe autism I mean
Adam Gonzalez
It took us some filled catalogs to melt their brains permanently
Thomas Reed
Luis Diaz
Umaru is for bullets and shovels.