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That's JP Polnareff. He's 36 years old and French.
What? Pol's been trapped in Italy.
>Polpol becoming a hacker
That's as in-character as Jotaro becoming a sea-lover
People can mature a lot between the ages of 16 and 36 user. We’re not all autistic.
He’s obviously trapped and his phone calls are most likely tapped. He has few options to contact anyone
Why was Polnareff in a wheelchair? I don't remember why that happened when I read the manga. Can someone refresh my memory?
Diavolo relieved Pol of his bodyparts when they fought.
He's not a hacker, he's the H A C K E R M A N
Is that the known racist who hides his identity Thomas Albin?
So is secco dead? He was still talking in the garbage truck
bucciarati didnt kill him. just incapacitated him.
Its never know if he survives after it, he could just fall asleep and wake up on fire in the incinerator
it was kinda anti-climatic
the reason Silver Chariot never had an ability was because it's actual ability was hacking
it was a sword ghost
well, what do you expect, Bucciarati aint a bad guy, and he saw a bit of Secco personality and how panicked he was at the end.
With a smashed leg and impaired hearing he's no longer a threat
Literally the ability was the armour, speed and sword.
>well, what do you expect, Bucciarati aint a bad guy
he chopped the fuck out of Pesci
he is getting killed by his own ability , he will probably be mud several minutes after the truck left
that's such a shitty power when everyone else has cool punch ghosts
Even Jotaro, who had the super speed, super strenght, visual precision, ability to draw from memory, and STAR FINGER, had an actual special ability.
Pesci deserved it really. Secco was holding the "kid" hostage, but Pesci just wanted to smash the turtle on the ground like a little shit.
Why didn't Polnareff contact Jotaro if Diavolo was such a threat? Would King Crimson work in a time stop?
Secco was half responsible for half of rome dying from mold
too busy fucking dolphins
too busy treating koichi as the child he never had
what if star platinum stopped time but king crimson erased the stopped time
how? I dont think he tried to use his stand against any innocent besides the "kid"
>Would King Crimson work in a time stop?
KC is pretty much a hard counter to time stop.
forgot that Secco actually accidentally uses his power on himself on his throat so he's choking and likely dies due to it
What the fuck was this anyway?
Wow Polnareff is french ? who would have guessed
anus dilater
part 3 was so unimaginative
A whisk designed by a really edgy man?
punch ghosts was a pretty new concept, user
Araki needed an entire part to develop hamon into something fun, he needed a little bit to get into the groove with stands
Gotta start with the basics before we go into mindbreaking abilities like paper moon I suppose
you now imagine the Polnareff vs DIO on the stairs scene but with Turtlenareff and Giorno instead
By the way what happened to Koichi in part5?Did he just tell jotaro that giorno isnt a bad guy so case closed and they went home?
Yes.
You know, it's actually kinda interesting that if Koichi gave Jotaro adequte reason to go to Italy, the possibility of him meeting Polnereff is very high - Polnereff probably would have even tried the Stand Arrow on him.
Hell, maybe that's how the Eyes of Heaven Jotaro becomes ridiculously OP.
Yup. Think of it as symbolic transitions of the parts.
Part 3 starts with the intro a Jotaro to his Grandfather. Part 4 has Jotaro meeting First Koichi and then Josuke (Koichi being a narrator for a lot of the part) and now Koichi handing off the plot from himself to Giorno.
It’s interesting how there’s no real transition like that for part 6 which instead opting with just reusing Jotaro to meet Joylene. Part 2 as well but perhaps You could argue speedwagons presence at the start with Straitzo and Joesphs backstory but not really.
>It’s interesting how there’s no real transition like that for part 6
part 6 is linked to part 4 by ayy lmao lawyer
parts 5 and 6 are entirely independent though
Indeed. I wonder why that was the case.
Either Araki had no idea on how to fit Giorno or even just an associate like Mista into Joylene’s intro (even though it wouldn’t be too hard to have a prisoner meet a mobster connected with passione) or they were nervous about the female MC being too out of left field that they wanted a tried and true figure like Jotaro to be present right away to kickstart the plot in full for the audience. That last theory is really out of pocket but that’s all I got unless I missed araki ever talking about the subject
GIBE DE P0SSY PLS !!!
Polnareff couldn't contact Jotaro. Passione took control over Rome, even the post office, the transport and the police. It's said in the manga.
>Guy picks up kid with pink hair
>The same pink hair of Trish
>No other pink hairs around
>Didn't find that odd at all
Okay.
It's a cartoon
Didn't it also reflect stuff by swording it?
what, was he supposed to think he's trish long-lost brother?
incorrect. none of his phones would be tapped since diavolo thought he killed polnareff, it'd be much more likely diavolo would just finish him off if he knew polnareff survived getting thrown off a cliff and getting his legs punched off.
He most definitely could after they presumed he was dead and were no longer after him, meanwhile he became a superhacker in hiding for a decade.
stopped time doesn't exist
headcanon
I can only assume that Silver Chariot is now useless given that he has no legs, right?
just wait until next episode, it still works
time inside stopped time isn't normal time, so KC would erase nothing
when did polnareff lose his legs anyway? was it in part 3?
This.
Old stand fights were basically just figuring out a way to punch someone. Basically since late part 4 or 5 it turned into stands having abilities that required them to be imaginative.
Is it in wheelchair too?
next episode its shown that Diavolo chopped polnareff up to kill him
KC would still factor the entire instance of events within that stopped time though.
Not really , i'm guessing that he encountered the boss at some point and he got really fucked up, or maybe boss knew about the arrow.
it just floats next to polnareff
Jotaro vs Diavolo is this, but Jotaro doesn't have vampire regen.
he is Jean-Pierre Polnareff, 36 years-old, Bachelor.
>>>/reddit/
It's pretty clearly a phone.
KC can't do nothing inside The World stopped time since time is stopped
Stand Powah is enough to overcome vampire regen user. If KC smashed Za Warudo it would kill Dio too, just like Star Platinum punching his knee.
I've seen that meme on /g/ didn't know it was from reddit
Except that Diavolo always, always, always goes for donuting first thing.
why didnt dio get exploded here like at the end?
Jotaro wasn't angry enough.
with the way he exploded and everything?
I think Jotaro got enraged to such an extent that he unintendedly used his latent Hamon power
>jotato went from le edgy delinquent to workaholic who abandoned his family
>polnareff went from stubborn vindictive man to nostalgic crippled hacker
>Joseph went from energetic goofy old man to withered forgetful old man
>kakyoin, avdol and iggy just died
the stardust crusaders really had a bad endgame
Most of /g/ browses reddit.
That's retarded.
Jotaro wasn't a workaholic, he was avoiding his family for stand business. Joseph was just pretending to be retarded.
KC can take Diavolo out of the timeframe he's projected through Epitaph. By the time the fated events happen, KC can literally place Diavolo outside of time/space regardless of the fated events so time stop would do jackshit besides playing out as its already fated to do so.
SP didn't fully overwhelm the durability of The World in this instance in the same way that it did in the end. This punch was stronger than The World, but not a much as the one at the end was.
and /g/ is Yea Forums(nel) board which means Yea Forums(nel) is reddit
but is it really? the damage spread and destroyed him from within and even had light coming out of his body
Araki likes to give characters bad endings I guess.
He didn't melt though
only if he activated his KC before The World get activated
>epitaph
only if he activated his epitaph before Za Warudo get activated
>Diavolo would lose if he didn't use his ability!
Uh, no shit?
Are we going to see his death next episode?
eh good point. Guess the power behind the punch was just so destructive that it made a visible energy slice
Star platinum destroyed The World and the damage done to The World caused Dio to explode. Nothing to do with hamon.
Maybe depends on what cliffhanger they choose.
most of Yea Forums browse reddit. Its not a secret anymore
I know you are probably memeing, but I can think of anything else.
Why would Secco know Japanese and then talk to Bucciaratti as though he also knows Japanese
Araki moment, like gyro using japanese wordplay in part 7.
Araki forgot they were in Europe
Doppio is also like 35 but is able to pass for a twelve year old boy, so presumably people in this version of Italy are seeing people that don't look as bizarre as what the audience is looking at
are you saying that diavolo would use his epitaph all the time?
Bruno looks pretty Japanese to me, and we never saw what Secco looked like underneath his stand, so maybe he was Japanese too.
his mom and dad are italian so he's italian regardless of his look
why is he using a panty to cover his eye?
Because he is a character from JoJo's Bizarre Adventure
Of course Diavolo has it on 24/7. Why do you think he's a 21st Century Schizoid Man? The paranoia of always seeing the future and enemies coming at him.
Why he didn't call Jotaro to help him?
anime only here
he fell on a toilet and the broken porcelain cut off his leg
It will be explained later
Jotaro was too busy studying dolphins to help his daugher or his friend.
bait
give spoilers
jotaro wouldn't accept the charges
I still think Secco should have reached Polnareff only to get diced by Silver Chariot as a dramatic reveal.
What about doppio
>No other pink hairs around
Wrong.
that's orange
It's also because Part 6 was not made immediately after Part 5. Araki was really depressed at the time and took a long break. Part 5 is basically the "end" of the original Jojo. Using Jotaro could be just as simple as getting back into the groove with a familiar face.
It's one of these, just very stylized. A horrible torture device, though I doubt that Doppio was using it as such.
>map is colored like King Crimson
David can't get away with being so based.
Why didn't Polnareff just call Jotaro?
i don't get secco's dirt spear thing. isn't only the ground in contact with oasis turned into liquid? wouldn't the dirt spear just hit a solid ground?
probably range
it's a chariot, he doesn't need legs
Please somebody put COCK on Doppio's hat
he did, jotaro didn't pick or something i forgot, either way he tried and jotaroni was a jabroni and wan't available
is JP Polnareff related to Jean-Pierre Polnareff from part 3? they both have the same last name!
he wasn't 36 years old, they're probably unrelated
Fuck, let's have you write this shit instead.
What about Doppio?
Ya serious?
I just thought he was using some Speedwagon tech. They're practically the SHIELD/BPRD of Jojo.
If he could contact the Speedwagon Foundation to get their tech he wouldn't need to be in hiding
No, it's not just touching him, it's close to him, with things that are closer becoming more mud like. So he can control the rate something falls down just by getting closer to it. This is also why other things start to become Mud when he touches them, even living things. The spikes would probably start to turn mud like as they fell back down, but they were going so fast it didn't matter.
Yeah, it's his brother.
cringe meme
"studying"
Why aren't you?
We saw at the beginning of the episode how he turned the pavement Bucciarati was standing on just by been nearby.
i tried my best
Thank you very much user
When will we get a new good JoJo fighting game?
based and moshimoshipilled
If you have this hat shoop it onto Doppio pl0x
>Silver Chariot Requiem appears
>Everyone getting fucked up by it's power
>youtu.be
How hype would you be Yea Forums?
Nah, bring this one back youtube.com
Scalp massager?
Yea Forums explain this right now
sorry i couldnt find the hat anywhere else so it's low res lol
>When will we get a new good JoJo fighting game?
>not a JoJo RPG
I'm not in any way obligated to explain shit to you dumbfuck dimwitted daft cunt.
>2048x1114
for what purpose
how do you even get resolution this big
KC would see ten seconds into the future. He would see himself being fine one second, then a paste in the next instant.
He would then takes two steps to the left, and within that erased time, SP would stop time and ora ora to hit empty air.
Jotaro would then realize what's going on and attack KC again. This time, he'd spread out his attacks with an AoE, such as throwing pebbles with the force of bullets while in stopped time.
KC would see this, and since KC doesn't actually give a speed boost, just knowledge of the future to avoid attacks, he would be unable to dodge.
idk i was just going off what the original pic in this thread was
>Jotaro would then realize what's going on and attack KC again. This time, he'd spread out his attacks with an AoE, such as throwing pebbles with the force of bullets while in stopped time.
>KC would see this, and since KC doesn't actually give a speed boost, just knowledge of the future to avoid attacks, he would be unable to dodge.
Nah
>he did
He didn't
Molto bene
I like to believe that they all had superpowers but, similar to Jotaro in every arc except The World, just didn't know about it.
Chariots would be based on sleeping the target or somesuch.
Well it was a callback to the part in the previous episode where Bruno corrected his sentence, so there was at least minor justification to it. It didn't come STRAIGHT out of the blue.
Why didn't they just kill him? I don't understand. Why keep him alive? Why let him have a laptop and an internet connection? What was their plan, exactly?
He was hiding
Oh god the more I think about this dumb series the less any of it makes any fucking sense.
He's hiding from the most powerful gang in Italy, most of whom are stand users, in one of the most famous locations in the country? And by hiding I mean sitting in a fucking wheelchair looking through a pair of binoculars and tapping away on his laptop all day?
He was hiding on a farm for most of the time
>most of whom are stand users
I doubt this is true. Polpo was just one of many capos and he was the only one who had the arrow.
Not as hype as if this started playing:
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Never. Most of the abilities are too lethal and/or too situational.
All Jotaro has to do is use star finger
> diavolo first shows up
> this starts playing
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JUST
I just made this
Was there ever another one besides the Part 3 one on SNES?
swap parts 3 and 2, man vs. technology makes no sense but not like any would really fit
If Jotaro and Joseph combined their powers to defeat Dio it would have made more sense than the punch just exploding him.
Maybe Hermit Purple wrapped around Star Platinum's fists beating harmon into Dio would have been a good payoff; combining the old power with the new for a transitional victory.
DiU is man vs technology because all problems comes from the arrow, who is made by humans, so technically is technology.
It would feel like a rehash of the Terence fight
Is Jean Pierre Polnareff related to Jean Pierre Eiffel?
Never and I fucking hate EoH for destroying all possible JoJo timeline crossover in the near future, all cool interactions are denied in favor of more Jotaro wank.
>tfw you will never see Jonathan fighting DIO and awakening his own version of THE WORLD
Get out of here with that bullshit. Explain why he can't escape GER if he's immune to all time shenanigans. He should be immune to his own repeating time powers .
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The videos from this guy just keep getting better and better.
>Jonathan fighting DIO and awakening his own version of THE WORLD
That sounds terrible
Best part 5 minor villian
The best part I can understand...but villian?
Josuke, Koichi, and Yukako should've been in the group instead. You can take 3 of the characters out the main cast and nothing of value would've been lost.
Imagine a pillar man with a time manipulating stand, literally invincible except against a reality warping stand.
>What? Pol's been trapped in Italy.
/pol/ should get the fuck out of Italy. We want black JoJos here.
I guess if you count Risotto as a major villain, or the hero, then yes.
Is it really worse than the actual ending?
Because GER was a direct counter to it, some sort of cause/effect shenanigans or whatever I don't dwell on the worst ending in all of JoJo.
But anything that happened within stopped time happened within the erased time, even if it were "hours" of stopped time.
Jotaro wasn't a workaholic, he was trying to protect his daughter (since it's pretty much canon he doesn't care about his wife) and the world from DIO's bullshit.
Based
Japanese wordplay. It makes no sense in any other language though.
In the game silver chariot has fucking pebbles for legs, but it can still cut shit
wait for next week
No, you made the boss angry.
it's his sister. The Hanged Man didn't actually kill her, he just cut her legs off
It belonged to his sister, this way he can remember her.
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You kids like fortnite?
Honestly
the last two episodes
not that good
really dumb fights
Based
I can only think of New Vegas here, not sure if that's great or sort of lame.
>Most of the abilities are too lethal
Didnt stop Mortal Kombat
technology really fits part 8 desu
'So, Star Platinum and King Crimson are the same type of stand"
It's Japanese Polnareff.
Honestly most of the fights aren't that good.
A one to one adaption of the manga has severe pacing issues, especially since they feel the need to keep the exposition that explains why they are doing what they're doing and what they are doing. Even the animation is pretty much mostly just the manga panels with a voiceover.
fuck you, 7 page muda was nice, plus secco va was cool
Agreed, but do you think you'd know what was going on without the exposition? I mean, if you didn't have the manga for reference. I think I could in part 4, but not too sure about 5.
Well I think an adaption shouldn't necessarily be 1:1 because they're two different mediums. I'm not saying make big changes to anything substantial like plot points or characterisation, but if you can keep the intent of the exposition while changing the delivery method for something more suitable for animation then it would be a better idea.
Also quite a lot of the exposition currently included could be cut without much impact. Generally when an attack happens onscreen somebody reacts to it in a way that doesn't offer anything to the viewer, they just kinda state what is happening and their surprise at the events, which is fine in the manga because reading is quick, but it just drags in animation. I can probably go find some examples but I'm sure everyone knows what I'm on about. It would probably annoy some people who want everything in the manga adapted but I really don't see the point in making an inferior version, which is what the result of that is.
It's only the stand parts that have this problem because everything needs to be explained, if you go back and watch part 2 the pacing is actually incredible.
Of course King Crimson would work in a timestop. The act of stopping time has a beginning and an end so even if you stopped time for a hundred years King Crimson would just skip it like it was nothing.
IIRC Araki said he thinks time stop is the most powerful ability, so I feel like he wouldn't write it like that.
That or he just thinks that SP would much KC in one time stop so it doesn't matter that he can predict it.
Personally, I think a good way to think about it is that what Star Platinum does during time stop happens outside of time and since it doesn't happen within what Epitaph would be able to see, King Crimson can't do anything about it unless he erases the exact moment he uses timestop, which unless Diavolo already knows Jotaro's ability, he wouldn't know when to do
A head massager, Bossu probably doesn't let him use pills
anime only girl here
I predict that the cliffhanger was a fake out
next episode, Doppio is probably gonna use that hand to pull out a a fake tits bra to put on and a hair comb to change his hairstyle and he's gonna pretend to be Trish to find whoever Buccellati is meeting in Roma
If Pol was so good at hacking why didn't he hack Doppio's ice-cream when boss was giving him orders?
I still cannot even begin to believe that this a real thing that is happening
Based
Why didn't Pol get help from his friends?
>anime only girl here
I hope this is bait, and you didn't actually feel a legitimate need to mention you're a girl, I'm a boy by the way, when it's unrelated to absolutely fucking everything.
For someone with a future sight stand, you fail critical thinking something fierce.
@ no friends
Chcke e'm
Huh, I guess I was wrong then. No matter how little sense it makes if the author says so then that's the fact.
dio molto
What I want to know it, how much weed araki was smoking when he wrote this shit
all of it
It's the "Superman problem"
Star Platinum is OP enough without being a Requim stand
Easily one of the most dangerous stands that didn't effect time in the whole series
Thank you!
I get that it's battle shounen, but it's really poor story telling to introduce two new characters at the end game of the story, just to kill them off without them effecting the plot in any meaningful way
Secco exhausted Buccellati which allows Doppio to trick Buccellati into leading him straight to Polnareff
You're done, comrade.
>Doppio trying not to lose his shit
>Bossu calling to help
>Doppio screaming at him
>WHAT'S WRONG WITH BEING A GIRL? SAY IT DOPPIO
>Diavolo reveal
>Polnareff BTFO
Can't wait
You could add all of La Squadra Jabroni in that division, they got all killed off in two days and were difunctional as shit as a team too, and for being professional hitmen didn't kill their targets immediatly. No wonder Diavolo doesn't trust them, for having the most broken Stands imaginable they can't kill for shit unless they're targeting regular people.
By the way, if /pol/ could become a turbo hacker with internet access and resources to fix himself after getting gutted by Dioblo, he could've contacted Jotaro or at least the Speedweed foundation at some point.
what are you even saying
It was originally meant to be Fugo reintroduced as an antagonist
damn, that would have been really interesting
how did the body parts move
why is everyone talking so much
>he's gonna pretend to be Trish to find whoever Buccellati is meeting in Roma
Well you’re bout too far off the mark
You’re not too*
They cant possibly make the make the ending good either.
>replying to obvious bait
What I don't get is that I was sure his powers only work on inanimate objects, Zipper Zombie I understand, but how could he melt Doppio. Then again I probably wasn't paying attention due to looking at his thicc ass
>polnareff was 16 in part 3
that explains some of the retardation and why the 14 year old girl wasn't off-limits.
>tfw the villain of part 5 is just slightly more schizo Dio with a dumber time power
Am i the only one who started to like part5 much more after the anime?
I was already in the minority, part5 was my 2nd favorite(1st is 4) when i read manga.
But anime bumped it to 1st place.
At the same time part4 anime reduced enjoyment of part4 story for me.
I really liked p4 manga, but anime was outright bad in some episodes.
he's 22
This post is making me need an adult.
Stands evolve based on personal growth so maybe becoming independant of Chocolata made him become more, seeintg as prior to that his role was simply "guy who makes other guys go down"
14 is legal in japan
This is a story all about how locks on doors are a hassle.
Only reason people dislike golden wind is because Giorno is a good guy and not scum like Joseph and Josuke.
I remember people were hating it because of the shit translation and cluster fuck of a final fight, not only because of giorno.
Cio and Secco don't care about Trish
>I get that it's battle shounen, but it's really poor story telling to introduce two new characters at the end game of the story
It's shonen, they fight enemies. That's what they do. It's not bad writing to introduce enemies to fight in a shonen. They're the penulitmate enemies anyway before the final boss.
>polnareff
>not eiffel
If he did that he would have endangered his (last remaining) friends and even the foundation. Passione is not to be trifled with.
>actual ED will be a Britney spears song or some shit
To be honest, if Passione was THAT dangerous then Bruno's gang would've been eliminated on the spot after betraying Diavolo yet there you see them hanging around and shit, not to mention none of their Stand users was strong enough to deal with Jotaro in the first place and the ones that did were pretty much invincible and lost due to plot (Baby Face, Notorious BIG, Metallica).
>To be honest, if Passione was THAT dangerous then Bruno's gang would've been eliminated on the spot after betraying Diavolo yet there you see them
I mean Diavolo tried
>stop saying you like JoJo in the dedicated JoJo thread
What the fuck should I even think at this point? That everything about JoJo sucks?
unironically what they want. you might seriously be better off at reddit.
Ignore them, "go back to lebbit reeee" it's like they don't even know what to reply with and just tryhard gatekeep thinking they'll fit in more.
ayo is there are "full" version of pic related?
I miss them bros.
separately they are only fine, but together they make the best villain of jojo
I've never seen a "full" pic of that, I don't think there is.
They were the hypest villains in the entire franchise and arguably the strongest, no other crew gets close to them in those regards. Though I always found retarded how Kars killed his entire race.
bummer, couldn't find anything either thanks tho
OH FUCK, I GET IT NOW! IT'S "D" FOR DOPPIO
tell me again why Kars thought it was a good idea to not only kill his people but also kill all women so they can never reproduce?
Pillar dudes live for a fuckton of time and Kars planned on becoming an unkillable god eventually so keeping anyone but warrior buddies to help him achieve his goal was pointless.
Because they disagreed with him. He also cares more about puppies and flowers then he does about people. He's totally a leftist fag!
Based
AYYAAYAYAYAYAYAYA
He's gay
Also he was damn insane and I don't even know how one dude could take on his entire race even if he was a good warrior and a scientist, It makes no sense. Araki should've made it so he betrayed them and fled to the surface with kidnapped children as pillar humans kept their tradition of staying in the underworld.
True, the fights are uninteresting, and the bad pacing made them terrible. The animation and sound was really bad as well.
I hope it's because they're saving their resources for the final fight.
1. Pillar men are not like humans. They had a low birth rate and a low death rate. There were probably only a few hundred of them alive at any one point, tops.
2. Kars' stone masks had enhanced his (and ACDC's) abilities considerably, they were fundamentally stronger than normal pillar men.
"IDA CAWDOON!"
I completely agree with you except I felt the Part 5 manga was kind of a slog when first reading it. I appreciate it more now, but the anime really has been an improvement. Part 4's anime meanwhile was absolutely a downgrade.
Among others, yes.
he wanted but passione was already politically influentional at the time. He was cut out of the world thanks to passione... in theory sounds cool but how that happened exactly is up to your imagination according to araki
Oasis was better in the manga, Green Day is better in the anime.
oh, i get it! thats
the antenna of the phone tracker
They're both bad in both mediums.
So whatever happened to them after the universe went kaputs in part 6?
No way, the manga was a blast to read.
The fun part about the pillar men is that they're the only non-human jojo villians (unless you buy the fan theory that Diavolo is literally the devil). It's fun to watch this smartass kid from new york take on ancient super beings.
This is old news.
Koichi could be really fun in that type of game if you could throw sound affects that made it sound like you were approaching from a different location and shit like that. Araki really could have done so much more with Echoes in the manga.
I
agree
with
you
SNIFF
Green day was better in the anime, Oasis was better in the manga.
You know what I mean, though. Rohan and Diavolo, for instance, are always in the games even though their power is that they win. They don't really have any business being in a fighting game.
Anime only girl here. I wanna succ some big white cock.
fuck, you're right.
post your tits
One doubt, why didn't Giorno's Golden Experience accelerate Cioccolata's senses when he punched him the first time?
He just wormed away.
Wamuu and Esidesi continued being dead, Santana continued being trapped in the SWF headquarters, and Kars continued floating through space.
Because that ability was retconned after the first few chapters. Same reason why they don't get killed for attacking Giorno's creations like SPQR did.
Le meilleur personnage de la 3ème partie est de retour !
But seriously, is that really the same seiyuu for the Frenchy?
Giorno turned him into a worm with Gold Experience.
>not wanting to suck BBC
bait
Golden Wind goes down to the shitter after Abbachio died.
Only Reddit soibois get excited by le 7 page muda xD
Go back.
Part 5 and 6 are the most popular parts on Reddit. They mention 7 just to virtue signal.
Kys Redditcuck
Seething.
is this true?
No.
Part 6 is shit
Reminder that parts hitters are subhuman.
part 6 isnt that bad
tfw you'll never shitpost on Yea Forums with Polnareff
Polnareff should’ve been reintroduced wearing a Guy Fawkes mask.
Your dad should've been introduced wearing a condom
This.
The anime is boring. The scenario tries to introduce big bad evil characters to create a sense of danger but fails pathetically because everybody knows that the big boss is still stronger.
Speaking of whom, why the fuck did this guy decide to come near freaking Secco and Cioccolatta of ALL PEOPLE since he knew they would be spreading mold like crazy and Secco would not care about attacking people if he had to? His foresight doesn't allow him to avoid danger unless KC's effect comes into play as well.
This is stupid, he could have easily lost limbs or even his life.
> anime only faggots
He knew that he could kill Secco if he wanted to.
Why does the. Speedwagon foundation let's organizations like Passione exist?
It takes him around ten seconds to turn into the boss per word of God and Secco is incredibly fast. And what about "not trying to show his face" then?
He can still use King Crimson’s arms to donut him.
I dunno, why does the UN lets mafia run around?
Why isn't he shitposting on Yea Forums then
Yea Forums didn’t exist yet.
Anime only fag, when does joseph come back?
Lick
Peach butt
what the fuck did he say
Diavolo could literally never beat Chocolatta.
He was whining about how everything he didn’t like was reddit.
>Golden Experience
anime only trash GTFO
>Hey Cioccolata, The consigliere is coming to reward you for your hard work
>Donuts him
thankfully never
Next episode.
What?
Every single stand user in part 5 could be killed by a sneak attack
Its ability was to cut through anything, meaning if you're in range you can't block it and you're fucked
cursed image
Well, at the end that didn't work anyway.
No FRICKEN way
Don't get married
>Born in 1991
>First manga that started after my birth is Diamond is Unbreakable
>Is my favorite
Must be something to it.
I wonder what would've happened if they encountered Santana after abandoning him.
fucking LOL
Why Jotaro never attempted to reach for Polnareff after he went MIA?
Jotaro never liked Polnareff. He was his least favorite of the Stardust Crusaders crew.
They work for the emperor of mankind now
jotaro used hamon end of the story
Jotaro knew the power of Hamon all along. His best friend in school was Jamal Zeppeli after all. All that was revealed by Araki in the SC anime interview.
Do people still fall for anime only girl bait?
It does seem odd.
Considering Jotaro and Polnareff were cooperating in their hunt for the Arrows, it seems implausible that Jotaro nor SPW (Who were likely funding their round the world trips) were unaware that Polnareff had found a lead in Italy.
And with Pol going MIA, even assuming the worst had happened, Pol's work was unfinished leaving both the arrow and dangerous Stand Users in Italy.
Meaning that Jotaro would more likely than not have gone to Italy himself to finish things off.
Just play 7th stand user. It’s a fangame and great. You can join dio as an ending, which there are a fucktuple of
Would he had helped if it was Kakyoin?
>the map is colored like King Crimson
next episode will be kino
Of course he would. He’s never want to lose his favorite onahole.
Hat has Diavolo
Jotaro is a bottom.
They were shit, Wham was the only good character among them. Only animebabies will disagree.
>Doppio talking back to Diavolo
Alpha as fuck
This was one of the most retarded things about the finale.
Why he didn't just ask Jotaro and gave him the arrow to defeat boss?
Kino of the year
Jotaro was busy doing nothing for 10 years.
Will pic related be in the next episode?
You mean busy looking at starfishes in morioh.
Everything up to and including the diavolo reveal is sure to be in the episode.
He did jack shit between 2001 and 2011.
That's not true; I'll bet he scoffed a lot.
I'm sure he did more meaningful things (especially to further the understanding of ocean life) than to get involved with an Italian mafia group that had nothing to do with him. If Giorno hadn't wanted to be the boss or didn't have a stick up his ass about drugs all those people killed by Green Day would still be alive.
Imagine Jotaro having a meaningful conversation with Polnareff and the turtle decides to start shitting everywhere.
Imagine being Polnareff and this happens
He probably dealt with the rest of Dio followers
Then why is he so weak in part 6?
I liked the concept of the Pillar Men. Too bad part 2's writing was dogshit.
I have been meaning to play that and just got it working with all the improvements, but the text is a little hard to read. Is that based on the default text that windows displays?
Yup, since it would have part 1 otherwise. It's going to end with him standing at the bottom of the stairs pulling his shirt off and talking about his past and how it continues to crawl back out of the cracks. Going to be SO fucking good.
I hope DP delivers like with part 4's finale
Diavolos VA is so good, im sure he will deliver every line perfectly.
How did Polnareff even get involved with Diavolo in the first place? What made him leave France to go all the way to Italy?
Apparently the crime caused by moslem refugees made him leave France.
Nevermind, fixed it. Apparently it's a big problem, though normally only happens for Windows 10 and I'm on 7. Glad it still worked. Can't wait to play after lunch.
crime in italy suddenly increased several times the average rate for europe
I like his voice way better than his ASB, it's more calm and collected
Yep this is a JoJo thread alright
It makes my hairy pussy soaking wet just from the thought of having such pathetic cuck redditors posting in these threads.
oh fuck. So the Speedwagon Foundation didn't even have pull there? How would they block a phonecall? Shit. Polnareff was really up against a wall wasn't he.
He sounds like he's fapping in ASB
Animu Bossu makes me want to fap
So was there any purpose to abbacchio's sacrifice in finding out the boss's face
It led to Polnareff finding them which leads to the arrow which leads to GER which leads to bossu defeated.
he is the hacker Yea Forums!!111!
Polnareff is a bit antisemitic.
Dont mind me, I just want to know where is it
I'm gonna fuck you till you love me faggot
I'm gonna cuck you till you love me sweetie.
Is that you Bossu?
>donuts his eye
Out of all the things Diavolo
Uh, you don't get to bring friends.
>LUCK=PLUCK
can someone explain this to me?
do you think it makes sense for two italians to be speaking japanese?
antihero, then
They're not the same, but they turned luck into pluck.
>pluck
>/plək/
>noun
>noun: pluck
>1.
>spirited and determined courage.
fuckoffbacktogigaredditorwhereeverthefuckyoucomefromthatmakesyouthinkthatmanylinebreaksisanythinglessthanannoyingandretarded.
I liked it more when Secco said "isn't the Colosseum a place where people go to die?"
He was making a pun, they had to explain it like 2006 subs
Quick user, what is your shitty fanfiction for part 9 of Jojo?
Jobber Joestar
He is the complete opposite of every JoJo so far and continuously loses fights but his Stand is able to bring him back to life each time.
Yasuho became a single mother after Josuke died. Jordan Jones is the jojo protagonist of this part with his stand 「Bringin Da Hood」He will finally beat the white devil once and for all.
Araki wanted to go even further and this part has incest between Jordan and Yasuho,.
two words loli jojo
so, Kaiji
he now rides a silver chariot (wheelchair)
Johnson Joestar
Takes place in a poor American city, using his stand 「Money for Nothing」, John takes bizarre and sometimes illegal jobs fighting stand users to take care of his family. The story is centered on a shitty public school. There is a school shooter arc
Part 7 ED: youtube.com
SHEEEIT. The substitute teacher is SBR Kakyoin, he will teach Johnson how to act like a human while he makes moves on Johnson's mom.
I have a feeling they're going to choose another Yes song for Part 7.
All while simultaneously being just more broken rehashes of Greatful Dead/Beach Boy combo. What do these two faggots have to do with the mafia again? More filler screeching sadists, next.
Bruno slowly breaking down is hot, I wish his zombie body broke down on my dick
Patrician
>mista&Giorno are slower than a garbage truck
Imagine his decomposed bits entering your rectum and his remains staying in there until they completely rot.
Oh shit, that group betrayed me!!?? Better call up shark-soup guy and talking-backwards guy! They're fucked now!
To be fair, they would have been vored by a giant shark if Mista didn't want to stop for lunch
Hot.
Stupid fat smelly sexy dumb Mista
>5 fuckers betray you
>send shark man tongue man combo in on the first day
>they die
>send indestructible stand on the second day
>neutralized
>fuck it, go in yourself on the third day
>kill one of them
>send in clown man and dog man on the night of the third day
>they die
>fuck it again, go in yourself on the same night
>die
Based and mistapilled
Because sex is useless
Kars never tried having sex with a black man or he wouldn't say that.
i feel like it would fit made in heaven so much
So it could only get solved with ludicrously convenient french hackerman ex machina and his mcguffin? Without that, Abbacchio's info is literally useless. Why was the boss so scared of them finding his 15 years ago face again? He knows he's wiped all ''identity'' information clean cept the daughter AND he's hiding in the form of Doppio anyway so it's not like it matters.
What the fuck was going on with the interdimensional beings coming out of where ever the fuck they came from?
broken knee
It's pure headcanon but it's the closest thing to making any sense to the end of that fight.
Sure would be nice of Jotaro knew someone who could heal people...
Why can some Stands harm their owner? Oasis melting Secco feels odd.
Isn't that normal though? If Jotaro punched himself with Star Platinum, it would hurt right?
How come DIO could break Hermit Purple? I thought only stands could hurt other stands?
Yeah but I figured the special ability tends to somewhat ignore the user, otherwise Bruno would be bleeding out from all those zippers he uses on himself.
post yfw you saw this scene
Diavolo really just wants to go home
We need gay anal porn doujinshi of Doppio so bad.
why can sex pistols bullets hit mista?
why could jotaro stop his heart?
why could the entirety of passione lop off limbs with their stands at will?
>why can sex pistols bullets hit mista?
Aren't the bullets just normal bullets kicked by his little anal beads thingies?
secco never go that happening to him before that , so he totally paniced and didnt fucking know what to do , killing him in the end
We need gay anal porn doujin of Passione first
>tfw all the gay shit is jotaro/kakyoin
how the fuck did cioccalata move his limbs after cutting them off with his stand?
Direct sequel of Part 8.
Jobin kills Gappy at the end of p8 and becomes Jojo of the part 9.
with the mold
In any case, what do they gain knowing the identity of the boss? If any identity registration of him was eliminated anyway.
It would mean being able to pick him out in a crowd and try to assassinate him. Once they know who he is, they can follow him, build a profile of him and maybe figure out the weakness of his Stand. Without that, they were running blind and would just be killed before they could do anything.
>Diavolo
>dying
>It would mean being able to pick him out in a crowd
But he never goes outside.
since alternate universe is partially mirroring original but with twists and the current part is in the present time and Araki is getting old and If there's a part 9 even I doubt we'll get to part 10 so...
The MC will be a female fusion of Giorno and Jolyne and it will be set in the future, perhaps post-apocalyptic, but with having done enough desert in part 7, my bets is cyberpunk (augments, chips, etc)
She will wear relatively normal (severely outdated for her time) clothes that her overprotective loving father (her mother died to machines when she was younger) gave her and have a great attachment to them a la Part 4 Josuke hair (and wasnt there something about Jolyne and Clothes her mother gave her as well?)
She will lead a resistance group that in a world full of mechanism and wires wants to reinstate the value of nature in the daily lives of the people
Mid-way she will discover that her mother didnt actually die when she was little and she is actually the final boss and leader of the Cyber City, being a female version of Dio, perhaps mixed with Diavolo as a twist. Likely with ideals of absolute oppressive order for the good of the people mixed with some other hidden feelings and agendas. (city beeing seemly free, the chips are rigged, runs the drug and augments business, some other more outlandish shit that only Araki could come up with etc)
good enough?
Terrible fanfic.
try and do better
Cringey and unrealistic
You must be over 18 to browse this site
okay, this is epic
That’s Araki’s job.
>using unrealistic as a complaint
>in a JoJo thread
no, I think you are the underage here
all his good stand users betrayed him started killing each other
Literally nothing, it's not like he's hiding in some secret mansion, he travels around the whole country easily without even showing himself and he already knows they're out trying to get him. I mean they could've literally just gone back to San Giorgio Maggiore church and have Abbacchio replay the boss (he scrammed cus there's too many of them at once anyway) and that would still lead them nowhere except perhaps follow him back to a hotel room or something? Either way his actual face doesn't matter. It's a terrible villain and Araki wrote himself into a corner.
that's just the nature of strong stand users in general. If they have a strong as fuck stand, it's because they are a mentally strong as fuck person. Someone with a stand powerful enough to lead the mafia is going to try, and will refuse to be your subordinate. If they do, they're just waiting for an opportunity to backstab you. Diavolo may have been evil, but not trusting anyone was the most logical decision for a stand user mafia's leader.
alright alright, but what if the reason the mother just wanted machines all over the world is because she is REALLY alergic to pollen which triggers her bipolar disorder that she got through postpartum PTSD? that jojo enough for you?
>rats
>cat
>okuyasu
Okuyasu was mentally strong enough to asspull himself back to life.
only actually sad moment in jojo
Maybe a descendant of Josuke and Yasuho dicking around in the far future. Araki could probably do something cool with alien magic and the environments on different planets, but I'm not autistic enough to write actual fanfiction.
yeah my dick cried
CAN THE STARDUST CRUSADER ATCH A FUCKING BREAK
JOSEPH BECAME A SENILE RETARD
POLNAREFF A JOBBING CRIPPLE
THE ONLY ONE WHO HAS IT GOOD IS JOTARO I SWEAR
>THE ONLY ONE WHO HAS IT GOOD IS JOTARO
lol, he jobbed to pucci twice in the exact same way.
SC is pretty fucking strong even without an ability. It was able to match SP in raw speed
Modern Crusaders is awesome, the visuals are alright but I feel like this whole scrolling concept in the EDs is a little phoned in now and not as interesting
why cant we have hamon using punchghosts?
when posses by Anubis which could boost a random the the level of SC and continually grows stronger
Why was the Oasis fight butchered so hard
I actually like this a lot
Very rarely does anime address the fact that people have unnatural hair colors, especially in normal Earth settings.
Characters with blue hair are addressed as having "kurokami", etc.
I think I remember in Oregairu a pink haired character was described as having trendy tea-colored hair dye.
hahaha imagine sirocco just rolling around in the muck you know just kinda having a gay old time in the muck just squirming around in a lot of muck
Von Stroheim is able to to modify his body with high end cyborg prosthetics while pol pol has to work with these low grade prosthetics. Did Araki forget again?
EDs have been scrolling images since phantom blood, doubt theyll change for 6.
german engineering is sekai ichiban, bitch
What are you talking about? It was exactly as happened, nothing was cut, animation was on point, they actually showed Secco's leg getting demolished. It was wonderful.
Nazis > Speedwagon Foundation
not him but the reused animation bothered me, though itll probably be fixed in the bd like the first part of white album was.
There's been cool uses of it though, just the ones in 5 aren't really striking me as anything neat. The OPs are still on point.
He never got out of Italy for all of those years, he couldn't get hooked up with some awesome SPW or German science. He just had to deal with a bunch of metal shit that he probably had the local blacksmith make and then jammed it into his leg stumps, because these certainly don't seem anything close to hospital grade.
I don't think it's ever stated anubis improves the speed or power of the person, but adapts to the fighting style of others
Joseph literally outlived Jotaro, let that sink in for a moment
It's kinda bullshit that Sex Pistols can't deflect projectiles to protect Mista.
>sitting at home shitting your pants in a dementia-induced daze vs trying to save the world
There’s no way that a weak old man living in a skyscraper would survive Made in Heaven.
I mean I haven't read the manga so I don't know if this is 100% true but what stopped him from contacting the speedwagon foundation to get decent cyborg prosthetics while he was injured in Italy? By the looks of it not even bossu's subordinates knew about him, and also the fact that bossu didn't kill him yet makes me want to believe he could at least contact jotaro or the speedwagon foundation right?
part 2 took place before WW2 and Jotaro died in part 6 which takes place in 2011, theirs no way he lived that long, considering Araki forgot about Hamon stopping aging
They could if Mista ordered them to.
shit.
If he was MC they could have since MCs always get away with asspulls.
didn't he say joseph started using hamon again when he adopted shizuka to make sure he could parent her properly?
He would only be around 90 years old.
>Araki forgot about Hamon stopping aging
It never completely stopped aging. Joseph also stopped Hamon training after Part 2.
Made in Heaven doesn't kill people. You can get killed by things going faster because of MiH but Joseph sitting wherever he is would probably be unaffected and would be placed into the new universe safely like everything else.
Araki said in an interview that Joseph was "probably" still alive in part 6.
>part 2 had a cyborg
>part 5 has a cripple on wheelchair
No.
Holy shit nigger I'm gonna cry so fucking much when part 7 gets animated
Abbachio's death (in the anime) and "My name is Emporio" are sadder.
Think about it: A weak old man living in a skyscraper. The skyscraper would eventually fall if time was speeding up.
>when part 7 gets animated
Im so sorry bro
Abbachio was a cunt the whole time through nad never accomplished anything
I dunno how you're supposed to like him
He was thought to be dead. If he called the SPW foundation asking for legs, Passione would find out that he was still alive and someone would get sent to his location to kill him.
polnareff is the last big "out of left field" spoiler until Diego2 prove me wrong
He's probably the most relatable character in Jojo. And it's refreshing to get a side character that doesn't suck the main character's dick all day long.
guess SC is rando level
jotaro dies
Joseph would only be 91.
Plenty of people have lived longer than that.
And Joseph in particular is rich enough to afford the best health care, spent a couple of decades of his life slowing down his aging, has vampire blood in him, and is in exceptionally good shape even at age 79 based on the fact that he was still able to run.
Why is part 5 climax such a mess
That's not really out of left field. It was foreshadowed all the way back in part 3.
Can you provide some exemple?
People die
>Fuck you Iggy.
>You stupid mutt
What was Pol pol problem?
Oingo boingo book prediction, its really fucking subtle.
People call him forgetful all the time but Araki can be a genius.
Araki clearly had a deadline for part 5 and had to rush while feeling uninspired.
Based
Higher evolution of life. Its Eldritch. Think of it in its infancy, chariot was doing it.
That's bullshit, Boingo's stand can only predict the near future
>stop time
>kill him
>gg ez
KC wouldn't even have time to activate his stand.
He always has it activated because paranoia.
He would foresee the time stop and would have skipped it
No he doesn't.
k-koichi?
As a proud Frenchman he'd never rely on German Technology, even if it is the greatest in the world
just starting rereading part 6 and Jotaro falling to block bullet with timeskip is really triggering my autism
No but it's not like knowing one word in Japspeak infers fluency is it? Most people know of a few Jap words same as they know a few Spanish, German or Chinese, usually the greetings, thanks etc but depends on the person.
Also you're inferring that Bruno understood the word but he wouldn't have to because Secco was just making a crack at him about his language correction, Bruno understanding the word or knowing it beforehand isn't relevant in any wat. It's literally a case of one spaz (Secco) knowing one word of a foreign language and you somehow taking that to infer that both of them are fluent in nip.