Why is their bond so strong Yea Forums?

cunny

They're both damaged goods

Her superior form keeps him enthralled

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because thats just masturbation.

>having a bond with a loli that lives in your shadow and sucks on your neck regularly
Truly, it boggles the mind.

Ragi likes lolis, Shinobu likes Shota Ragi.

Reminder that when she wakes up night she hugs Araragi tightly while he is asleep

he's a man of justice

Imagine them taking a bath with her in that form

There wouldn't be room for all four at once. Any of her other forms is better.

>no officer I only molested her cunny ironically!

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I just finished snek arc, why do people not like her. It has been my favorite arc so far, no bully please.

god i wish that were me

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Because he finishes inside of her

Which one? There's multiple.

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>>no officer I only molested her cunny ironically!
one day, when hansen has to do his show in a wheelchair, there'll be some sperg caught saying this on camera after having partook in that sweet tea and cookies
just you wait

>laughing Snek
Her laugh was very offputting in Zoku.

SHA SHA SHA

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Begone snek!

Of all the "other sides" in Zoku, I felt like she was the best realised.

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What? Which part is it? I don't remember watching this and I think I watched everything. Was it in the arc where he went to hell?

>not remembering one of the best extended scenes in Monogatari

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I prefer the Araragi x Loli Hanekawa scene.

Stop closing the episodes before the ED ends

It put my penis off alright

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Post the bath scene.

Something about undead girls

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I don't mind her
"healed" Snake in Off Season is legitimately dull though, she's just a very bland dumb teenager now who happens to be in proximity to weird shit going on for plot purposes, Nisio seems to be planning something with her but I'm struggling to give a shit about it

Zoku really cemented for me how great Yotsugi is. Her voice is so calming.

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does she get jealous and demand being walked home gently after he walks crab home gently?

Took a while 'cause I'm a retard with video things

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by then pedos will be legal, just look at france

I love my wife so much.

>no officer
Araragi becomes a police officer by the way

Hachikuji always makes me so happy.

Yea she gets jealous on occasion. That scene right there had some of her jealousy surfacing. She is very proud though and doesn't like to show that often.

Thanks user. Smug snek is best snek.

>i bit my tongue
That ep was heart breaking, ;_;

Post Yotsugi emotions

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Which was this from?

>hangs out with Koyomi
>turns into a fucking goofball
>hangs out with Tsukihi
>turns into a sassy cunt
cute

I hate Zoku Owari cause like, adult Hachikuji was nice in Onimonogatari, but then adult Hachikuji in Zoku Owari is just too damn good I want more Mayoi-oneesan pls Nisio I beg of you.

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I spend an inordinate amount of time wondering what my life would be like if I had a relationship with someone like Araragi and Shinobu have. I probably wouldn't have ended up such a bitter and resentful person.

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Being bitter and resentful is already keeping you from these kinds of relationships user.
Having a beautiful vampire girlfriend will not magically solve all your problems and turn you into a nice person who loves himself.

Purest love.

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It would give me someone who believes in me, someone I would feel bad about letting down.

That's a big basketball.

yeah it's the other way around, losers don't have relationships because they're losers, having a relationship doesn't make you a good person

Whoever that is you won't be taking them to the grave user. You yourself have to believe in you, you're not put in this world to be uplifted by others. Stand on your own feet, surely you're strong enough for that.

>blogposting

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>shaft
>space in a scene
>a limitation
this tub is bigger than an SUV

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More.

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And the bathroom is bigger than most houses.

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Owari s2 was such a masterpiece, seeing all the plot threads coalesce and climax in final season has been incredible

Teeechically not pedo if it's a ghost. Or doll. Or vampire.

This user is correct.
Ononoki is a doll, and is also a tsukumogami so is over 100 years old.
Mayoi is a ghost, and is mentally 21 years old
and Shinobu is a 500 year old vampire
Araragi has never laid his hands on a girl that wasn't of age

They'd just expand her breasts to fit the tub.

Well he did grope Tsukihi but then again she's really a phoenix so who knows how you count that.

>and Shinobu is a 500 year old vampire
only 500? huh I thought she would be older like 1000, aren't vampires the longer they live the stronger they are?

That thight pussy always recovering to it's initial state.

She's 598, but she rounds it down.

>598
>round down
the fuck?
>a woman
oh right

ROUNDS, DOWN!

This comment speaks for itself.

what's your point?

His sisters are over age of consent in japan

Not to mention they both want it.

Trifecta

His reaction to younger Hanekawa was probably the second craziest he's had next to reuniting with Hachikuji in hell

still don't get how he could make her go to hell, of course its japanese hell but still

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>ywn be ragi

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This is my favorite scene from Kizu, so comfy

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wasn't it better than the alternative?

You shouldn't want to be him, just in his position and not care about the consequences.

we all wanna be rock stars

I just want his house.

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I wish that were me

Haven't caught up in a while with this, has Snake stopped being a cunt?

Sorry, season 2 after she swallows the polar snake talisman. The film noir one.

batass

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Would it really have hurt to show how puffy she is? It's like they didn't make any effort where it mattered.

Monogatari vampires don’t usually live that long - they could theoretically live forever, but usually off themselves due to boredom and loneliness around the time they hit 200.

Depends on your definition of cunt, but she's definitely much more fun. But the one discussed here is just her version in the mirror world which got undone by the end of the movie so it doesn't matter either way
I'm with you mate, but this is far from a perfect world. Hopefully the doujins will make up for it

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>this is far from a perfect world
I know, we would have nipples and maybe sex scenes since the beginning if it was one.

Why does she look like a BLACKED actress?

Luckily we still get a lot more than your average harem show infested with over-the-top beams of light and mostly mediocre fanservice scenes that serve no purpose to the plot, so I'm content with being grateful for what we *can* see. Plus I like the tease

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Getting as much as we do is always great, but no matter how much there is it's also never enough. I do like the teasing parts, but having both those and some more explicit would be a better balance.

Very true

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officer: looks like she consented to her cunny being touched, it's ok

This user actually gave you good advice. Try and listen. Stop loathing in self hatred. No hot girl is going to come save you.

>Mr. Araragi claimed it was a joke.

>Having a beautiful vampire girlfriend will not magically solve all your problems and turn you into a nice person who loves himself.
Yes it will SHUT UP

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No, it's long before that. The arc w/ spooky black hole.

I still don't understand how araragi and crab can be boyfriend and girlfriend when she knows that shinobou is there?

I watched Kizu later in the series and it completely changed how I view Shinobu. She is far and away best girl which is impressive since this series has like 5 amazing girls in it

Crab has stated that she doesn't care what Araragi gets up to as long as he comes home to her at the end of the day, further she knows Araragi is kind of a wimp. We are talking about a guy who literally had Hanakawa undressing for him and couldn't seal the deal.

Crab will die eventually, Shinobu will be there for him after.
You have to look at it from an Immortal's point of view.

I feel bad for Seishirou
>regenerates for 200 years
>cucked by a teenager a few months before while his waifu is on her way to the place they shared together
>waifu is mindbroken becasue the teenager is a pedo
>killed because he wasn't a cute girl so the protagonist had no interest in talk no jutsu'ing him

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i don't know if Ononoki is considered over 100, she's made from the corpse and soul of a girl who died approx 100 years ago but when she dies she was like 12, and after being "revived" she was around for 15 years before the story starts

Seishrou wasnt truly in love with Shinobu, he was obsessed with her. Truly he shouldnt have been alive in the first place and needed to die. Shinobu created him out of selfishness

an official one? I thought it was mostly a label and his true job was oddity hunting for Gaen's team

>coping
Seishirou good boy did nothing wrong. Shinobu shouldn't be alive right now anyways either.
At least he's literally inside her for all eternity now.

shinobu pooped him out no more than 24 hours later, sorry user

Seishirou's obsession is pretty much a mirror image of how shinobu acts with all that master schtick, minus the cutesy fanservice and banter

I really doubt she has an asshole.

She probably gets off to it on some level. Araragi has all these girls throwing themselves at him and has an irreplaceable bond with an immortal vampire hottie but through it all, she's the one he chose. That's enough to feed a superior feeling.

I disagree heavily. In fact I would say Shinobu and Seishirou represent a person who has changed and a person who cannot change. Shinobu grows and changes immensely as a person (oddity?) as the series progresses while Seishirou is very obviously stuck in the same place and cannot progress. He wants a return to the status quo which is literally impossible.

Shinobu changes because magical data uplink shared senses mindbending. That was the point of shinobu mail, that if she reverted to kiss shot she'd probably choose seishirou.

Or maybe i'm wrong. I remember arguing about this 3 years ago but I can't remember if I got btfo.

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that's implying her "power level" or whatever you call it affects her emotions and personality. which is not established so all you got is headcannon so far

If hypotheticly Araragi dicked a spirit like Mayoi, would she be able to get pregnant or would the fact that she's an oddity cause nothing to happen? If she did have a child imagine the fuckery a half-human half-spirit would cause.

It was just banter

They've seen each other at their absolute worst and accepted each other regardless. Good communication. Shinobu making a full-time job of maintaining their relationship.

Best scene

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Seishirou: "Ditch the fag and get back with me because I'm a rich noble and I work out."
Araragi: "I want to be her strength."
He got dumped for a reason.

The mind influence deal was a misdirection for Kabuki. Shinobu changed through normal means.

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Nice digits, have a spook

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>Shinobu will never blindfold you with her leggings

Rewatch mail she has a big monologue about it which prompts pic related
So pure fiction?

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I have a feeling that she shows it a bit more than we're told. Araragi does specifically leave the details out of his more intimate moments with Shinobu like he does with crab.

I stopped after Bakemonogatari, does she ever turn back into this big titty hoe, or does she stay a loli forever?

She gets a few moments here and there in older forms, but the loli form is her default.

So it's now confirmed as of zoku that tsukihi has some repressed romantic feelings for her brother, right? It was all jokey before, but when she said "why couldn't it have been me?" I was diamonds.

>People continuing to post this around and misinterpret the scene
One day I'd like to perform a study on how far of a reach a single post can go.

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What? The point was that without araragi, she'd go insane and use her full power to destroy everything around her, and then herself. Her fucked up form even hinted at the fact that she'd attempted suicide multiple times.

Their bond is strong because they're both Vampires

Or more specifically that Araragi put his life on the line over and over again to save her from that, which is way more important than anything Seishirou ever did for her. Also, Araragi sees Shinobu for who she is instead of just her beauty plastered on some vague impression of her that has been growing and distorting for 4 centuries.

Wasn't sieshiro planning on killing her, anyway? When he first talked about her, he mentioned only he was fit to kill her. Dude seemed to have become a little fucked in the head after all those centuries spent regenerating himself.

He is not a pedo. Calling him a pedo implies that he prefers preteen or even toddlers rather than older girls/women.
He wants to stick his dick into everything and everybody.
Probably would've tried to do Meme too, if he had stayed around long enough.

I mean, you're right about his willingness to fuck anything, but he clearly shows favoritism towards little girls. He even shouts it to his alternate self in their semi-final confrontation.

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Here he was saying little girls, but he just meant Shinobu.

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You can't ignore the lengths he went to in order to save hachikuji, though. Araragi is a coward who can't dedicate himself to one, and only one girl, but he also can't let go of any of the others, because he has feelings for all of them. Especially hachikuji and Shinobu.

It sounded kinda like he was letting go of Hachikuji after college, if only because he went into a some retarded spiral of not seeing her because he feels guilty about not seeing her enough.

Just remembered that there is ascene between Araragi and Shinobu which was censored and seems they were going to do something naughty

Probably. I mean, she was going to let him kiss her in Tsuki.

And she (and Karen) specifically chose a boyfriend that was "like onii-chan."

neither one of the sister's boyfriends actually existed, iirc both of their names were plays on "Araragi Koyomi" and it's explicitly stated in one of the sister's arcs (can't remember which) that they are constructs created to tease RRRRRG.

I see a way to make more money in the future if popularity declines too much.

That was a doujin, not an arc.

.....oh. It's been a while, after a point everything kind of blends together, you know? my bad.

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