Can we have a Girls Und Panzer thread? I just finished the first season, and despite the physics ignoring battles...

Can we have a Girls Und Panzer thread? I just finished the first season, and despite the physics ignoring battles, I enjoyed it a lot. Was it ever explained how the ammunition shot from the tanks works? Also, big fan of Yukari.

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squash ammo or something?
also carbon coated crew area, no penetration aloud

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Man, I can't believe Saori is still single!

>magical carbon literally everywhere
Just enjoy the show user.

It's carbon coating.

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Autism back to back generals when der film came out

more like FUN you idiot

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If only we could carbon coat our threads

Go watch the film.

And the OVAs and Anzio episode before that
Also Yukari's Tank Corner for more Yukari and panzers

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Those boys should act fast before Saori gets snapped up!

Fuck off, Saori.

Exactly, those boys should fuck Saori until she gets off!

Saori will be a cat lady soon.

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Read Ribbon Warrior and also the other manga

God I want to rape Yukari against a tank.

threadly reminder

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also
>have Dream Tank Match
>ps4 is set up with 'murica as home country
>can't get any of the dlc because asia only
GOD DAMN MOTHER FUCKING BULLSHIT! This game is literally the only reason I have PS+, fucking hell.

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I wish that more manga were translated.

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It's because a lot of them are the most blatant /e/ threads one can think of. Retards need to stop making them.

Is not like other threads over here are same, is just hypocrisy.

We're almost there anons
Ova2 release soon

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Can't wait to watch it in september!

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Time to learn Nihongo.

why can't they release it on pc bros..

I could have done it 10 years ago, but here i am.

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How many days until Das Finale 2?

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Hey man, the BT5 is practically a race car/tank hybrid, design to go Fast with the added bonus of drivining without tread. The designer was an American who design race car before decide to make tank, which didn’t sell in Murica but the soviet eat it all up. In this case it an exception

only 17 more days until das finale 2!

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holy shit that soon? I hope Netflix Japan suddenly pick it up for streaming

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I set up a multiple PSN IDs on PC for that reason. Log in with Hong Kong account, download Asian DLC, leave that account logged in while I play on my main account with Asian DLC.

Watch it again, and this time, pay more attention in episode 2

based fluff alarm reminding me daily. Now that the time remaining it is no longer suffering to hear about the days left.

>holy shit that soon?

I know right. What happened to all those days?

How did they get a British Mark IV out of a closet deep within the school ship?

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Same way it got in I'd imagine, smuggled in Murakami's butt

Cut a few rivets and move it in chunks.

Alisa

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She looks like she's nursing some unrequited love.

With a bassist.

Why does she look like a poodle?

>RW anime never
What a nice and good feeling.

Oshida > Marie > Andou

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>FATrie
>above anyone

Marie is cute and BASED. Only literal plot armour saved the Oarai retards.

>this post was made by the escalator gang

I want to breed Miho.

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Blitzed and Fluffpilled.

t. outsider gang

What if we punch Flint in the face?

>best girl beating the worst girl

197 days until BD of Dad Finale 2!

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>Chrisdie susbension :DDDD

I LOVE Maho!

>Was it ever explained how the ammunition shot from the tanks works?
live ammunition, but the tanks are coated in carbon coating that magically protects the crew.
>but...
IT PROTECTS THE CREW.
>okay

Only 17 more days until Maries unimaginable amount of mass will cause the earth to be sucked up by a newly formed black hole.

As long as I'm getting sucked close to her ass and thighs, fine by me

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I wish they made Marie the MC for the new OVAs with the story being about her unifying the BC Freedom factions and defeating Ooarai at the end.

Only 17 days lads

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Foxes are the worst animals on Earth!

Post more Alisa.

k

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punch alisa

user, she would enjoy that.

Which gup would bear the least autistic children?

Only 6 more years for das finale 6

We can't have nice things

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Drills are a sign of a slut.

More like best girls

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>despite the physics ignoring battles
>despite
Most homosexual post of the year in Yea Forums. Congrats.

Oshida = Marie = Andou

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Why do I hate Flint so much?

Andou = Oshida >> Fatie

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The 2nd finale match needs to be postponed.

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Wrong

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Please, save us from more Ooarai.

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Big brown tats

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I started lifting because of Murakami.

Because you are gay.

I'm gonna call her all kinds of racial slurs, see how she likes it.

>Not doing it before

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anime
tanks
arent
realistic

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>I just finished the first season
Good now watch the movie it's kino.

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What manner of insane BS will MEXT pull this time now that even the Karl-Gerat didn't stop them

Maginot>BC

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Bokos

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>lifting for anyone but yourself

Not gonna make it breh.

Why not both?

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Okay.

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Those frogs and their fat thighs.

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Watch Episode 5.5 and 10.5 particularly the latter.

Are they doing enjou kosai?

Stomping grapes all the time gives you muscles.

Makes sense.

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Imagine the combined BC/Freedom & Maginot wine festival.

How can Marie even run?

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Marie is the cutest, also big butt.

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Those and the Anzio/Azul/Waffle food parties

Andou is so useless.

>cute uniforms
>cute tanks
>very cute girls
>drills
I'll really miss them.

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do I spy asagani?

Marie should the MC, enough with the good girl Miho, a cute cunt like Marie is what we need.

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Yuzu probably but I for one want to breed Erika.

Easy

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How thicc will the plot armor be that allows the MCs to win in 17 days?

Can't be worse than last time.
>sitting ducks on a bridge
>no cover
>under a crossfire
>somehow escape with no tank lost
I mean, really?

Enough to let Momo wins

>Just after my midterm
Cinema booking isn't open yet fuck.

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Momo completely fucked up, as it is Miho will carry her to university. Momo will probably fail there too because she's an idiot who can't into shenshado.

No user, we are not doing this again, still mad.

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> Both of my favourite GuP doujinshi written by the same guy
Duality of man
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These precious girls are the best thing about Der Film.

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You're right, sorry about that.

Momo is such a failure.

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Why do nips hate us so much? I'd buy a Switch just to play this game (and I am Setsuna I suppose) but I'm afraid that they'll pull shit like this on me because I'm a filthy gaijijn.

but those aren't drawn by aomushi, user

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Fuck aomushit.

Based, he was warning us, but we didn't believe him.

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Don't bully Momo.

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Momo is only good for bulllying

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This one was nice, wish it would be translated somewhere.

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I'm still waiting for an Inu's frogs doujin.

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Sexiest body on Yea Forums since Louise de la Vallière.

Indeed.

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And here you are wrong.

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But Anzu and Yuzu agree.

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Does this look like bullying to you?

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Yes

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How can a girl be so flat?

Is a miracle.

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Based Chad with good taste

Confidence sure is sexy.

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Well, Anzu definately has confidence, given she shows up at the beach between Momo and Yuzu.

She knows that she owns those.

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Momo is a free woman damn it!

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redemption arc when

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Momo is an useless girl, and her only hope for life, is to stick to Anzu forever.

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Fuck not, she already had a manga for that.

She doesn't deserve redemption.

Anzu's boyfriend is so lucky.

>that "Come at me sis, I'll gut you!" expression on Miho's face

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But that's her usual dumb face.

I don't know what you mean. None of the girls look intimidated. How pathetic can Momo be if even screaming at someone doesn't provoke the slightest reaction.

>Also, big fan of Yukari.
We like Erika here.

We like all guppies here. Except Erika.

I'm a slav and I'm gonna liberate Erika

Heh

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I'm Israeli and I'd like Maho to Shoah my pelvis

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>tfw don't like Erika or Yukari

You peasants can fight amongst yourselves.

Don't worry, we hate (your favorite GuP) too

Why would she need redemption?

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I'm American and I'm going to explosively liberate you

Try getting off your fat ass first.

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I want Kay to liberate me with her fat thighs and tits.

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THAT'S NOT A TANK YOU AUTISTIC MONGOLOID

It's a turretless tank. You can be a tank without a turret. It's 2019.

Cute and sexy 5head

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Quite so.

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U G L Y

H O M O

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Is this show unrioncally good? I saw a review of it on some website that gave it a 10/10 and assumed it was a joke.

Fivehead so big I bet she dreams in IMAX

No, it's bad, now fuck off.

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Why would anyone make Assam so big? What's the point of drawing an established character if you're going to fuck up their proportions?

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Is not like they will give her bigger tits later, so is fine.

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Consider the following rule:
> Atrocious anime
Yea Forums would talk about it often while it's airing and long after
> mediocre anime
Yea Forums would barely talk about it
> good anime
Yea Forums would talk about while it's airing
> great anime
Yea Forums would talk about it while it's airing and for a while after
> Magnificent anime
Yea Forums would talk about it often while it's airing and long after

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Her 5head is perfect

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Don't really need to when we have predator missiles.

He probably meant that it is a IFV.
And it has a turret, by the way.

> Americans give their weapons eating-themed named

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Yeah, sure.

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God I wish that were me

Slagposting not allowed.

Smelly Duce.

Punch Yukari and Erwin!

Make me.

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Nina pls

I like her chubby.

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Why is Kay so fat?

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Puffy

>150cn
>150kg
Imagine trying to princess carry her, only to have your spine snap and your head crushed by her giant butt

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Rude and fake.

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Your attempt is futile.

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I never said anything bad.

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We need to keep the thread pure.

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>Things that need to happen in the Gupverse

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Yay, girl abuse! Let's beat all girls! Flint is mine.

tell me about Darjeeling, why does she hate the spices

Butt too flat.

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Oh it's clean. Trust me.

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We need Earl Grey back

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Imagine letting her sit on your lap

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Rude but true

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She's just thinking about taking spices from savages for safekeeping.

Classy and elegant.

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Stop those lies about Marie.

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Its really average and forgettable, I don't know why people say its 10/10. It's squarely 6/10. The thing that bothered me the most is how irrelevant and one dimensional all the characters outside of the main cast are, which baffled me because these threads always make them seem really fleshed out and interesting. And if you like tanks the show doesn't really offer any tank porn either, pretty much nothing is realistic or even related to the tanks they showcase aside from a few small references I guess (really enjoyed the Pantherfibel reference in the second episode iirc? That was a really nice touch).

Like you could take the tanks and replace them with mechs/literally anything else and the show would be the same. And for the record I only came in this thread because people were posting tank gifs.

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What lies? The BIG FAT Marie lies?

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I hope this cutie shows up in Das Finale.

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>silver hair
Gross.

I hope for a St Gloriana civil war sub-plot.

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You are the enemy of the people, silver-hair-hater-kun.

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I hope some slag bullying on this.

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>Went from classy British leader to slag camouflaging with famous quotes
Let's hope the next generation manages to brush off Darj's cursed legacy.

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Man, one Kay's thighs doubles Asaam's ones

>tfw like all the cute girls from the show but no matter how many times i try to watch it it's just too stupid and generic to get through so i just sit in this thread gathering fanart of girls despite hardly knowing who they are and feeling like an imposter

there were only a BMP-1 and 2 bt-5 gifs

But Earl Grey was wrong in the head.

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Nothing wrong for a British-themed school, Hippu will therefore follow Earl Grey's footsteps and make a great leader.

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At least she had good taste in tanks unlike that Churchill loving slag Darjeeling

Jokes on them, all the british tanks are shit.

> he fell for the meme
It's just American propaganda designed to get bongs to buy Sh*rmans

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Imagine the smell.

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me in the oven

But I was told that the Churchill was the best tank of the war

>400 yen for pizza
I don't know who you are but that is fucking affordable

More KMM girls, maybe ponytail was the old commander?

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>they make the spaghetti fresh
how do they turn a profit with prices like those?

user, stop visiting Darjeeling.

She wasn't normal.

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I finance them.

it's part hobby part job
it doesn't have to be profitable

Pepperoni is cute when she is not being a retard.

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Keep trying.

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Never watched this, and I already know Darjeeling is my favorite.

So you like prostitutes.

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I never said I liked Mika.

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Just wait to hear her quotes and experience her "charisma". Even a saint like Pekoe has her limits tested with the slag

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Enough

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Unf

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Never!

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That cute fish seems entirely too salty about something

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I hope that Peko fixes St Gloriana

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the slag muss weg!

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Happy world otter day

The autism is cute.

Reminder Darj is going to be the end boss of Das Finale.

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All these terrible Darjeeling sayings make me look the otter way

>Darj was molested so baldy that she become a demon

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There's nothing to fix

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St. Gloryhole is gonna get wiped off-camera again. You know this as well as I do, so let's not pretend.

Her autistic senshadou-style "Muh turtle" isn't suitable for a GuP boss

Is not like they can do better with the shit they use, look at Keizoku, they went full offensive and still lost.

Keep dreming

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nah

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nah

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nah

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Nice try

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I wish to have an officer's dorm room.

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I wish to have an officer.

HOW CAN PRAVDA EVER RECOVER?

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I wish to have an Alice.

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I want to impregnate Alice

Even Nonna's powerless against Mika's boldness

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That's far enough a-kun.

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I'd impregnate her in a wholesome manner.

You can't do that because she's too small to safely bear a child. She, Katyusha, the Jatkosota girls and Orange Pekoe are off limits. You can't impregnate Darjeeling either.

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Is that a challenge?

you can't stop me.

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So many lies

It's all true. You can't truly love a guppie if you put your carnal desires ahead of her safety.

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What if she is an android?

If it bleeds it breeds I say

based and redpilled

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>

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How to acquire tank gf

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PepPep’s Bizarre Adventure

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>finally get to Miho
>put your dick up to her pussy, trembling with anticipation
>carbon coated vag is too tight can't penetrate it
>virgin for life

My hype increases with each day

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Enola Gay is legal in a match

dumb wani

if you enjoyed the anime you should read the manga

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I want to bully it

Skin the wani

GuP has so many great butts.

I want to lovemaking it

>inb4 no one sleep in tokyo

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Indeed.

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There's a physical English Switch version with all the DLC included.

Fucking fat hobo let her lolis starve.

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Saori is such a fat cow

tfw no saori pits

Fat brown tits.

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Fucking rude.

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Please don't. She can be very anal.

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Lies and slander. She takes care of her lolis.

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> QUALITY

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>he likes infertile women

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>Mika eats the best food and lets them scraps
>lies
Don't kid yourself, she is bad girl and commander.

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I hope all you cute boys have claimed your Saori by now!

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>ywn hurt a gup's butt

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If i want a thirsty girl, i'll go with the best.

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Why of course. I like my woman super fertile like pic related. Saori is as barren as a desert

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...

Really sad.

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She sure is fertile, but the brain damage is a huge turn off.

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She’s just dogmatic, that’s all

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Saori could get knocked up by being texted sperm.

>Duce and a rock did more than several girls in the movie.

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>my wife
>fat
Fake news

All according to keikaku.

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>did more than the entirety of pr*v*da
absolutely based pasta merchants

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Ducechads rise up

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Fat slut

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>ywn put your face in her butt

Even the retards did more than Pravda.

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anchovy's feet don't stink! Delete this!

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>two words that don’t describe my wife

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>This game is literally the only reason I have PS+
First world problem.

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Stop lying. Mika loves her lolis and protects them. She feeds them premium food when she can, and makes sure they get adequate training in Senshado and survival.

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> being a third worlder

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Stop posting Mika, you are not fooling anyone.

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Give up Erika, Maho is not for you. She will never love you.

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Where is the butt, user?

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based

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here

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God i want those butts on me

I love my cute, autistic, lanky, floppy-haired, animal-loving wife Maho! I even love her in spite of her psychopath family and dumb stalker friend too!

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inu better hurry up I need to see a proper Andou

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Nonsense, Alice is ripe to breed already.

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Yeah, more like chubby prostitute.

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>Boko pals
so that's what she calls it

>Fuck him right away
What a slut.

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I have never fapped to a Guppie before.

Your loss

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Is there a full version?

leave Anchovy's otōto-san ALONE

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>sweaty tits
Disgusting

user, that's not sweat...

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germany surrendered because katyusha threatened to peel off her socks after being in her t34 all day.

They even tried to make her feet stink into a poison gas.

And we are back with the cancer.

>only way pravada can win a tournament is if the opposing team has near fatal accidents

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anzio wins easily. Just put anchovy's foot odor inside the tank shells, even though chemical weapons are illegal.

Nishi a cutie

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Nishi a dumb

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No

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I fucking love that dumb.

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Poor little duck

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How accurate is that translation?

Libyan guitar hero?

Exactly

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That's actually rather upsetting.

Looks familiar, user?

Iz dat sum ecks dee on Pekoe?

>no one quit the radio

?

>a proper Andou

Unshaved?

Not to me, no.

Indeed

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what a swarthy french!

Do her brown feet smell too?

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>mfw if you said this on this site now everyone would get pissed

What can I say? I'm a people person.

And then Taka-chan showed up and ordered one fresh Carpaccio to go.

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Wasn't she described as actually very smart in the background material/Drama CD, helping her friends with school stuff and thing like that?
She's only retarded when it comes to senshado tactics.

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Yeah, that doujin would be a lot better if it wouldn't inflate all the girls that much.

>Fondue calling her big idol a slut
That's propaganda, user.

>tfw read GuP hentai before watching the actual series

How am I gonna watch GuP without fapping and thinking of the hentai material I read online?

Exactly. Moreover they portray WWII Japanese officers accurately with muh honor and stuff
I’m happy that I could meet fellow sane people who don’t worship cows

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Guppies are pure and they'll make you forget about filth.

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>IMG
>wojak crying edit
>dabbing
can we just delete everything past 2010?

To be honest...
I did it with Haruhi, you'll manage.

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I mean, that doujinshi is funy and all, but it takes Nishi to Akebi or Nonna levels, which just doesn't fit.
Not even MLLSD made her that stacked.

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A wani before I go to sleep.

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How do I get a wife like Erika?

be this

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Always knew Erika's a dogfucker

gib ihr den knoten!

I will genocide you

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And we are back from the cancer.

Pekoe has suffered enough.

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Banzai!

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Dear Lord, that nose could be used as bayonet.

God I get so angry at this image every single time. Stop playing the victim, Yukari.

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It’s called dedication to the Emperor

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why is she crying??

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What would a German (Kuromorimine) and an Italian (Anzio) Yea Forums post be like?

German
>the purpose of interleaving wheels on Tiger and Panther tanks were to supplement the tanks’s suspension quality on rough terrain and decrepit Russian roads
Italian
>MAMMA MIA PIZZA PASTA TORTELLINI

based

They're both Japanese aren't they?

Erika would ask for lots of Maho pics. For scientific reasons, of course.

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I want to beat up Alice.

The Bermuda Trio already did that by mistake in MLLSD, that was pretty hilarious

I want to push Yukari up against a tank and have consensual sex with her!

Chances are good she would completely ignore you and just proceed to touch the tank.

She got diddled

This but with less beatings and more sex.

Everyone except Klara is.

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holy shit, remember when it was 300 days away?

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Wow he really just mirrored those two huh.

Subs when???

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Why did Alice feel this was appropriate?

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autism

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Is Maho gay?

if only

Why there's no more pics of gups playing with toy tanks? I need more.

Not that hard to design an ineffective tank round. Basically it's just pyrotechnics.

Gay for me, maybe

Carpaccio is half Italian, too. I wouldn’t be surprised if Akebi or any of the Saunders girls were part American or if Erika was part German, but there’s nothing to confirm that. The manga spinoffs have Emi, who is half German, and Sheska, who’s a German at KMM.

Yukari is gross

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I agree, so is Erika.

Well, Erika HAS a foreign name. (Since it's obviously her real name, not some nickname like most of the other girls have).

No, only your taste is.

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Toys are too small for them. All guppies are size queens.

erika is also a japanese name.
>恵梨香
>恵梨華
>恵里佳
all of these are read as erika, though wani's name is written in katakana. it's probably something like darj or chovy though

Are they changing into their school uniform?

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No they're changing into bunny girl suits for their part time jobs

They hardly ever wear them, from what we see in the show.

Could be like the cases of Saunders and Jatkosota where the names work for Japanese girls while also sounding like names from the appropriate country (with the caveat that Mika, Aki, and Mikko are male names in Finland).

Hello Erika

Klara's klaras!

why would Erika call her girlfriend gross

How is Oshida an escalator student? She doesn’t even have hair drills.

She's a petite bourgeoisie.

bully miho

Bully Flint

Got interested in GuP after reading this doujinshi.
I want to forget it all guys.

ITT we pretend to be tanks. I'll start
*ahem* weweweWEWEWEWEWEWBLUBLUBLUBLUBVROOOM CRUNCH CRUNCH SQUEAKSQUEAKSQUEAKSQUEAK

*creak creak rattle rattke
wrrrrrr
fwomph

hurrr i'm a tank durrrr hurrdurrr

Kyaa! What are you doing Hoshino-san?! Why are you taking that off? Yamete kudasai! D-don't touch me t-there Hoshino-san! I-if you touch me there I'll go crazy... b-b-baka!

vrrrOooOooonblghh.blrghh...schzz... *stall*

Hot

Poor Tiger

CLONK
BOOOM
CLANG
guruguruguruguru
CHING
click
BOOM
CLANG

>Thread devolved to making tank noises.
So this is what a year and a half of waiting does to people.

the definition of insanity

This is what an outdated 250 image limit does to people.

At least they are not doing "that" yet.

combine assburgers, a wait for a two-episode long movie and the frustration from not being able to post loli tojo cunny or darj feets or guppies in general and you get this

At least the tank noises are something new

I like tanks

I also like tanks. Tanks are cool.

I hate tanks

You may have come to the wrong thread then

Is this not a "Yukari a shit" thread?

Nope

Shit. Well I hate Yukari anyway, she's ugly and fluff is overrated.

>tfw here for the girls not the dumb tanks

lmao losers

This thread is a safe place for tanks, bullying us is not allowed

Yeah, let's just beat Yukari.

This is safe space for Yukaris

Only Alina deserves bullying

>they portray WWII Japanese officers accurately with muh honor and stuff

But not with their penchant for depredating civilians.

>>the purpose of interleaving wheels on Tiger and Panther tanks were to supplement the tanks’s suspension quality on rough terrain and decrepit Russian roads

I thought it was a means of compensating for a lack of rubber to coat their roadwheels.

Her manga was the opposite of a redemption arc. Based Saitaniya.

The show is pretty average. The movie is where it got good for me.

I think you mean Tigerfibel.

better than american """""tanks"""""
if you're on about that lindy video he's specifically referring to the churchill crocodile

she had to work for that tank

Last for Mika.

>better than american """""tanks"""""

Once they dispensed with the asinine concept of infantry tanks, yeah.

Last for a happy, lifelong marriage with Maho Nishizumi

Thanks buddy. I'll make sure to take good care of her.

*stab you in the balls* Fuck off kike, she's mine

Maho would never be interested in someone who would stab another man in the balls instead of honourably charging into battle. That's why she'll never be your wife.

Nor would she be interested in a man who now has a hole in his balls, checkmate

The Tank Museum have Lindy choosing his top five tank & he chooses Churchill MK VII as the number one.
But seriously, if you think Churchill is bad then you need to ask what tank is about & why it uses caterpillar track instead of wheels.

i don't think the churchill is bad at all (quite the opposite, it was definitely one of the best), just not THE best tank of the war