Here are my personal theories on the matter but I’m open to other opinions
Jonathan Uncircumcised: >In the late 1800s circumcision in Britain was mainly done on boys caught in the act, in order to make masturbation less pleasurable and more difficult >Jonathan doesn't even know how to wank so probably wouldn't have been circumcised
Joseph Circumcised: >Joseph would probs have been circumcised by Lisa Lisa but she fucked off before she had the chance to catch him wacking it to her and Erina didn't have the heart to do it to him >got it snipped later for Suzi Q's sake since she thought it looked weird
Jotaro Circumcised: >Was uncircumcised during SD but circumcised himself with star platinum later in life to improve his hydrodynamics
Josuke Uncircumcised: >Circumcised at birth for medical reasons but restored his foreskin by accident when he did a stand wank
Giorno Uncircumcised: >The doctor snipped it when he was born because Italy but when he got his stand it grew out again and now matches his hair
Jolyne Uncircumcised: >She probs would have been though if she was born in the 1800's
Johnny Circumcised: >Same time period as Jonathan but he's never needed to jerk it since he's been either drowning in it after winning the Kentucky Derby or crippled and unable to feel it >his dad cut it off anyways to reduce his weight on a horse
Jos2ke Has 4skin: >my boy gappy didn't just get extra nads >killer peen: soft and wet edition
I mean they could have... she shouldn't even be in the list.
Camden Garcia
fair enough, however circumcisions are sometimes done for medical reasons such as Phimosis rather than cultural or religious reasons, Also his character is somewhat based on Prince who was apparently circumcised so I thought it would fitting homage
>Josuke >Uncircumcised: >Circumcised at birth for medical reasons but restored his foreskin by accident when he did a stand wank Josuke can't use Crazy Diamond on himself you idiot
Matthew Davis
No jojo after part 3 can be circumcised because stands are your soul energy and circumcising means selling you soul to the joos
Hudson Murphy
Going by methods and clasification yeah its nowhere near as bad
I mean, countries are moving towards making circumcision illegal as well, the only reason there is any difficulty at all is the Jew but since they do it at home anyway, I think it should just be illegal for doctors to do it and that will leave the problem only to the crazy religious who were going to ruin their children anyway which is how FGM currently works.
John Edwards
based
Mason Myers
>Giorno What do you mean match his hair? Does it have like three coils around it? Does it look like pic related?
Circumcision is extremely rare in Europe and Asia and practically unheard of for any reasons other than medical. Third world shitholes do it for religious or ceremonial reasons. America is really the only country where boys are regularly circumcised for no reason. None of the JoJo's would be snipped except for Johnny, because he's the only male JoJo born in America.
probably is that thing at the top of the head a hat or hair? are those tattoos or a shirt? inb4 >rationalizing Arakis desings
Nathaniel Clark
Probably the straight thread on 4channel, tbf
Sebastian Hernandez
Apparently circumcision only become common after world war I when the military began circumcising soldiers in their late teens and 20s because they thought it would make the less susceptible to venereal disease. These soldiers then returned home and had kids and were asked if they wanted them snipped, so they said yeah to avoid them the pain later in life. Even though he was born in the US, since Johnny was born in the 1870s, he probably wouldn't be circumcised by default as the procedure wasn't very common at that time
How does Yea Forums do it? Even with all it's flaws it still manages to maintain a level of quality far above the other media boards.
Wyatt Harris
This but unironically
Isaiah Lee
I know you're mad that you were robbed of the best part of your penis and that it was likely rubbed on an elderly Jew's face to reduce wrinkling, but seething won't bring those 20,000 nerve endings back.
Jonathan Campbell
Sorry but you can tell by Giorno's personality that he's been uncircumcised since birth. You just know,
This. Uncut penises are fucking ugly. It makes you look like a nigger, you wanna look like a nigger user?
Julian Wilson
there are a few different methods of female genital mutilation all as disgusting as male genital mutilation.
Elijah Martinez
Just realised Hot Pants is literally a flesh bender and can add and take away foreskin at will and can even add extra foreskin by substituting other flesh making her as powerful, if not more so, then Bruno
Buddy the best part of going on tour in the Phillipines was having all the chicks there panic that I have an "animal cock" because of my foreskin. Slapping them to leave a smegma-covered mushroom stamp on their foreheads was bomb.
Jeremiah Morgan
xForts Circumcised
Kaleb Uncircumcised
Meti Circumcised
Shuck Circumcised
Aaron Davis
Americans didn't do Circumcision until very recently(the 1900s like the 1920s). Brits had a surge of circumcision around the same time but they grew disillusioned with it way faster.
Luke Parker
Just so you know Johnny probably does have a uncut penis.
Jason Lee
Then again he is based on Prince.
Easton Roberts
>Diamonds are cut Of course he is. Penises are like gem stones, you cut them to make em pretty
Wyatt Williams
>got it snipped later for Suzi Q's sake since she thought it looked weird Italians weren't brainwashed by the Jews in the 1940s. She sure as hell wouldn't have said a word if he was intact(but might have kicked up a fuss of he wasn't).
Aiden Adams
Do you think Cinderella could have done the same?
Xavier Wilson
What about the villains of JoJo? Dio Kars Kira Diavolo Pucci Valentine
Kayden Torres
>Dio No >Kars Primitive tribes probably just nicked the dick without chopping off the whole skin. >DIO Does losing the whole cock(along with your body) count?>Kira His dad probably prevented his mom from trying to control his masturbating to hands that way.
Levi Collins
Fpbp
Jose Carter
cringe
Aiden Taylor
kill yourself please, im begging you to stop wasting more space and oxygen please
kill yourself
Juan Campbell
yikes
Landon Walker
cringe
Adrian Rodriguez
Oof
Jacob Allen
Lets unpack this
Jayden Johnson
Why'd you post josuke's savior and role model when talking about a time traveling josuke?
If you become the Ultimate Lifeform, do you have a foreskin in your default state if you were cut before ascending? Does becoming the Ultimate Lifeform heal all your wounds? Can Crazy Diamond undo circumcision? Can Crazy Diamond make your dick hard again if it's failing to stay erect? Can Crazy Diamond make priapism a non-issue by "fixing" the blood in your dick to have the necessary oxygen? If Kira were circumcised, would he keep his foreskin preserved like he did his fingernails?
>If Kira were circumcised, would he keep his foreskin preserved like he did his fingernails? Yikes
Chase Nguyen
mutilation on children creates mentally ill adults who would have known, not the kikes not the americlaps... unless you are talking about female mutilation now thats evil shit
peeling back mista’s foreskin and licking his dick cheese
Luke Harris
The women who support the practice are the dumbest of all. The foreskin's presence makes going in dry a painful experience for the male as well, which actually makes rape harder.
Easton Rivera
Piorngu Piovanna
Hudson Sanchez
This might be hard for sandniggers to understand, but there is this thing called washing yourself.
Brody Rogers
Pucci did whole Made in Heaven thing to uncircumcise himself
Xavier Bailey
So apparently Zenyatta Mondatta, Kanye, Shigechi, Caravan Serai, Mista and Tarkus participated in the Steel Ball Run race
Thank you Araki, very cool.
Julian Ramirez
You're forgetting that NEETs never bathe and don't realise most people do bathe frequently
xForts has superior neanderthal genes, his foreskin cannot be damaged by any tools
Levi Russell
Cool, but long are they?
Leo Anderson
Jonathan is long and thick Joseph is short but very thick Jotaro has japanese genes so he has a short dick and compensates with the tough guy persona. Same with Josuke, he compensates with the pompadour. Giorno has barely hit puberty but he's long. Johnny doesn't matter because his dick no longer works. Otherwise he was average American dick. Gappy is an abomination
Joseph Phillips
wouldnt johnnys dick start working again after he walked again? He did have a kid afterwards.
Because it only makes things worse for them and can make child birth harder as well as sex unpleasant. Guys can still get off without a foreskin.
Evan Ortiz
Studded for her pleasure, user. He would've been quite popular had he not been a manlet.
Nathaniel Gutierrez
It was quite literally a Jewish conspiracy to stop masturbation in the USA, the tradition continues to this day even though the average person doesn't know why it started
imagine showering with the part 5 gang and then you go to sleep and when you wake up you noticed you're now circumcized because Bucciarati swapped dicks with you while you were asleep
Ryder Scott
Couldn't Giorno just make a new dick for Bruno, however he'd like?
Noah Wilson
yeah you're right. Giorno could even make a business out of selling his created cocks to people in need.
How many circumcisions has Cioccolata performed against his patients' will over the course of his medical career? Many of them were probably Passione members, maybe even the boss himself which explains why he hates Cioccolata so much.
>Uncut penises are fucking ugly What are you gay? Who the fuck cares except for raging homosexuals as yourself?
Josiah Turner
Considering the massive damage Okuyasu sustained to his genitals, he'd likely need the help of both Pearl Jam and Cinderella as well as the abilities of every other stand user in Morioh in a scene that would play out like pic related
Johnny (pre-injury) Joseph Jolyne ---Power Gap--- J4suke Giorno J8suke Johnathan Jotaro
Luis Edwards
Canonically based on known info, Joseph, since he even had a wife and mistress and seemed to indulge relationships with a lot of women. Not sure of the others though.
Grayson Foster
>Johnny (pre-injury) >Joseph >Jolyne The holy trinity of sluts I see.
Adrian Martin
>tfw damn near everyone in Part 5 is gay to the point that the main villain Doppio/Diavolo actually ends up sticking out like a sore thumb for actually having a relationship with a woman I know people kept saying that Part 5 was JoJo at its gayest but I'm still astounded.
Ian Ward
could Gappy circumcise people with his bubbles?
Jace Scott
jolyne
Brody Perry
part 7 is the gayest because it has Johnny
Caleb Smith
I want Jolyne to tie and wrap herself around me using Stone Free.
Nolan Jones
Dio can make his peen what he wants it to be, the same as the other vampire villains.
Valentine has foreskins or not depending on universe he came from.
Diavolo got circumcised but didn't lose his foreskin because of king crimson.
Kira canonically does not have a foreskin.
Pucci wears Dio's foreskin over his circumcised cock at all times.
You know that the practice of circumcision was originally instituted as a means to mark slaves, right? That is straight up the reason why Jews and Muslims circumcise themselves--to show that they are slaves to their Gods.
Ryder Campbell
Any nips ITT? Or anyone who lives in Japan? Is Jojo actually popular there? I've seen vids of japs doing jojo poses and stuff, but I figured those are cherrypicked. How does it compare to other shit like SnK?
Isaiah Rogers
Gappy regularly circumcises random passerby around town and the entire story with people wanting the rokakaka is his fault.
Oliver Bailey
holy shit hot pants is the best waifu >can give herself bigger tits and ass >can give herself futa dick if you ever get bored of vagina
Justin Thompson
It seems to me it's popular in the same way Star Trek is, it's an old cult classic but not much merch compared to other stuff from that era (like DBZ/Star Wars) or new stuff
Charles Sanders
Bro I fell for the circumcision meme because I got teased as a teen and begged my single mother to let me be “normal.” Any doctor caught circumcising babies should be hung. Idk why I haven’t kms yet
Oliver Gonzalez
Is the sun worthless or was it just used improperly?
Nathan Gomez
Lol they circumsize teenagers and adults ? I thought it was only done to babies because who in their right mind who want to chop a part of their body of
But what about the anime? Are people hype about the coming final eps and stuff? I can't really tell from Twitter, since most of the reactions are retarded gaijin
Xavier Peterson
There are events and pop up stores being held regularly around Tokyo for the part 5 anime, not to mention the art exhibition last year. It's not the most recognizable series out there but if it wasn't doing well in Japan it wouldn't have made it this far.
Bentley Brooks
when you cut off your foreskin and stop masturbating cuz a god fearing cereal mogul tells you he can help you achieve godhood but then he ups and dies and you realise it was all bullshit so you reattach your old foreskin and have your first wank in 30 years
The Sun is more or less incapable of circumcising anyone.
Dominic Anderson
it could make people strip their clothes because of the heat, thus making it easier for another stand user to circumcise the victim
Nathan Rodriguez
imagine someone with a stand like Yukako but instead of hair, it uses the person's foreskin
Ian Murphy
That's actually good to hear. It sucks when an anime I like is popular in the West but Japan doesn't care for it and thus never gets a sequel or if they do, it's like 8 years later. Deadman Wonderland remake when?!?!
Chase Davis
Joseph
Jaxon Butler
That doesn't sound very practical. Would it make their foreskin elastic as well? That's the only way I can see it being useful.
Nolan Cox
yes and he could catch people with it. Maybe he would also be able to absorb them, imagine it like how Cell absorbed the androids in DBZ.
Justin Bailey
If Arabia Fats mirror was reflecting empty desert landscape instead of a landmark the Crusaders would have died there.
Ethan Baker
I know Meti probably lurks here; tell us bro foreskin or norskin ?
Asher Reed
Crazy Diamond can't heal its user.
Jacob Johnson
What's the best stand for forceful circumcision tho? Has so be Hierophant Green with his mind control, right?
Luke Sanchez
Diver Down, it just works
Leo Hill
based
Julian Taylor
none is a fucking Jew
Thomas Clark
the worst part is probably you thought typing all that shit was funny in some way
Elijah Ross
> Dio prepares an elaborate plan to frame Johnathan for masturbation and get him circumcised I'm sad Araki dropped that arc
Adrian Miller
Probably Vitamin C desu, Damo could just melt you and slice it off with a piece of paper
