Would you be the husband of this useless smelly NEET?

I could have related to her if she wasn't so hot. Honestly, you want me to believe someone with this kind of look can't find a job? Many places would hire her just to greet customers.

Dilate

I can't stand people who live in my house and don't do shit so unless she fucks me on demand, nah.

>can't find a job?
It's that she won't work and uses "can't" as an excuse. There are a portion of NEETs that are just lazy.

No way, who would support us then?

What an interesting coincidence. I too happen to be a useless smelly NEET.

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man prime misc must have been so fun, sad i missed those good years

Is she my sister?

What was the author thinking with the last chapter? We read this manga for Neeko God dammit, who cares about the side characters.

You can only write so much about someone who literally doesn't do anything in their life.

Fuck, ain't that the truth.

I dated a girl like that. It's fucking awful

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Yes.

>You will never be Neeko's succesful younger brother who would unawarely trigger her insecurity whenever you're coming home
>You will never find her in one of her lowest moment like in the high school memories chapter and then hug her while confess that you love her more than anything in this world and then kiss her and whisper a soft "i love you" to her ear after a hot passionate kiss

>in-law
NBR is for cowards.

>ywn be her otouto and work hard to provide for her while she calls over her boyfriends to fuck on your bed while you're at work
It's not fair bros

There's a difference between smelly 3D women and smelly 2D women. Smelly 3D women are disgusting. Smelly 2D women are cute

>There's a difference between X 3D Y and X 2D Y. X 3D Y are disgusting. X 2D Y are cute

i refuse to believe a neet can have that kind of body

>I-IT DOESN'T COUNT BECAUSE IT'S 2D
I bet you like sluts too yet don't go and fuck some sluts on the streets.

The newfags are multiplying.

Hello cuck.

I firnly believe everyone on Yea Forums has high enough standards to let such freeloader pass

Given she's a woman, she'd probably stop being useless once I impregnate her.

I mean, there are other better women out there to act as mothers, but she can be useful.

>mommy mommy come look what I posted!
Very good, user. You fit in so well!

I'm not a millionaire and if I do, she might just waste the money like your typical leeching relatives so a big fat no.

You need to go back.

If you like it so much in 2D why aren't you doing it irl? there's plenty of smelly sluts outside.

Just my type.

absolutely

You must be 18 or older to post here.

>NEET
>he doesn't know

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is that adult Sagiri?

But I said 2D is better than 3D across the board. The other is the fag equating the two.

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a few pages later...

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He really loves his daughter.

Only if she stayed smelly

As long as she gives the succ.

i couldn't agree more, everytime i watch an incest ecchi and someone says they aren't blood related i become asperger and beat my mom with the toaster.

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>Switch over PS4
I completely agree

I bet she's your NBR mom.

indeed, it's your BR mom

I bet you mom is a toaster.

I really can't read this manga. It's emotionally painful in too many ways.

Anyone who says yes is obviously a virgin.

Dated hot chick who laid around all day and didn't do shit.

Sex is great, but it gets old.

I'm home! ... oh, you're still in bed?

Fuck that shit.

who the fuck handles manga pages with chopsticks, that's disgusting.

Updooted, Redditbro.

Fuck off "please"

Enabler dad strikes again.

It's her reward for completing her first part-time job.

If I married her she wouldn't be a NEET anymore. Housewife is considered an occupation in Japan.

it is, though. 2d girls in lingerie are kawaii simply because their aura is pure in my mind. 3d girls in lingerie are always hoes. i mean look at people on reddit and how women pride themselves in fucking around and seeing literally nothing wrong with it. and today even think that you touching the breasts of your ex-slut wife without consent is rape. how aren't 3d women alienating creatures you cannot possibly feel close to? 2d =/= 3d.

You still jack off to 2D sluts and cuckshit which is as 3D as you can get.
The leap to actually fucking sluts isn't that far off since you already like the cum filled sluts.

good post mr hublebrag

Look that's just because you can't actually smell them, so you don't understand. Smelly is smelly.

Most anime bodies are unrealistic, so it's hardly a stretch for a NEET to have one too.

Nah. I´d pump and dump though

Smelly 3D women are also cute. I love them.

You can take a shower with her.

Be sure you'll be NTRd quickly.

She's most likely a dyke, so no.

based on what?

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>smelly

not for long

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The solution is quite simple. Make her a mother and her maternal instincts will kick in and make her useful. That's how life works.

neeko is cute

Life finds a way.

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>Literal crystal.cafe user
Fuck no

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One of these things is not like the other...

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>crystal.cafe
>We are an anonymous messaging board ('imageboard') for girls and women.
I thought that was Yea Forums(nel)

>tfw I had a NEET gf once but after years she outgrew me both personally and professionally and dumped me
OH NO NO NO NO WE GOT TOO COCKY FELLOW NEETBROS

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I mainly use to read and laugh at others suffering

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She'd be eating a knuckle sandwich instead of those noodles if I were to catch her treating one of my books like that.

This image is really dumb when you think about it.
Like she really meticulously laid out every toy and article of her childhood across the floor like that? Everything perfectly spaced and angled to fit together and fill the entire room like puzzle pieces? Conveniently angled at the non-existent camera?

>using wet chopsticks to turn the manga page
I'd have to teach her some basic manners first

We see her do it. She's sorting her old things, taking them out of boxes and laying them across the floor. She realizes she's making a mess but she keeps going. It's a visual metaphor for the creeping despair from opening the floodgates of childhood memories.

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Ok I always thought it was a standalone image. Makes sense then I suppose.

I'm also a useless smelly neet. How would we survive

PS controller?

>NTR cuck shit
>Not fucking her yourself and tell her that she belongs to you and you alone because you're the more succesful sibling

God I wish I had a loyal smelly neet wife

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Isn't a NEET wife just a regular housewife?

I wish I was a smelly NEET wife

Instead of fucking your neighbor while you're at work she watches anime

>There are a portion of NEETs that are just lazy.
Surely you jest, user. The NEETs that you attribute this accusation have an innate disability; one that militates against their motivation and ability to work.

based and redpilled

>Eating food from a plate in bed.

What a nasty creature. Imagine if some of that shit fall of to the bed. It would make it super uncomfortable

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love DISTANCE

All of the good women were gone

she smells great already, why a bath?

Sure, why not

I think the drawing is supposed to represent the stagnation of a NEET lifestyle.

I'm a smelly neet too, but I'm an aussie neet, so I can get enough neetbux from good ol' centrelink to support the two of us plus 3 kids quite well.

WHERE IS HER NOSE
I DO NOT UNDERSTAND ANIME

on average noses take up 30% on the budget given to produce animu and mango, so over the last 30 years noses have gradually be shrunken to save money.

Don't reply to the underaged namefag

>7 year NEET
>really need a job now

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Cripple yourself.

why give up being a neet?

Debt is piling up and I need to contribute.
If only I was a girl then I could have a free life going after well off betas.

Wear programming socks and you can still get those same paypigs.

are you Chris-chan? either way I guess all comfy times must come to an end. F for a fallen neetbro.

>programming socks
wtf

How new?

>
>>programming socks
>wtf
wtf

it's a /g/ thing

>7 years
Damn, I could barely last 6 months with my savings when I first lost my job.

Yes.

>operating book with chopsticks

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Commonly known as lazy bum syndrome.

Why not both?

>book
That's a Japanese $5-comic, user, not a book. Black and white print, lowest quality paper on the market that can still hold ink. They go to the burnable trash bin after you've read them.

If only you were a man you could have a free life going after well-off landwhales.

It's been 7 years for me too since I lost everything, I was a PhD student with a bright future and I was about to ask my girlfriend to marry me after the end of the semester but she broke up with me during finals and I failed all my classes and had a nervous breakdown
All I've been able to find since then has been part-time and temp work, I live with my mom and I've only been barely treading water all this time, I refuse to give up hope and allow what that bitch did to kill me though
Just FYI if you live in the US the Census is hiring lots of people right now and applying is really easy and they don't care about your work experience, go for it

Why don't you repeat the semester?

No, she's gonna be intolerable. I'm a NEET myself but i still do some chores

the job market in the states right now is really booming
some companies even hire convicts fresh out of prison they're so starved for employees

But that would lower her value.

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It's been like that in every major industrialised country for the past three to seven years, even in shabby backwaters like the UK. Crippling workforce shortage. Main reason why all the sane countries insist on more immigration btw. You just have to go over the street to find half a dozen job offers. Sit down on a bus station and you see dozens of job offers drive by.
98% of it is entry level drone work with trash employees and high fluctuation, but a NEET can't be picky. He first has to prove that he can function in a team, be punctual, clean, civilised, simply that he can hold a steady job. For at least half a year.
The typical poor loser NEET has a childishly bloated ego and sense of entitlement ("I didn't fail math in school, so my IQ must clearly be 140, my level is so far above your menial wage slave brain that you can't even imagine") and so rather stay piss-poor and unfree for years and decades than to genuinely work hard for half a year.

Not gonna marry a fucking parasite

I would make her even more smelly.

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>sane country
>insist on immigration
user stop

No. Here's what happens when you allow the xenophobe mouth-breathers to legislate:

qz.com/1127371/brexit-immigration-changes-have-uk-farmers-upset-over-rotting-agriculture-crops/

Everything they touch turns to shit. That's why Russia, China and Iran shower them with money and intel.

only if shes 2D

Does she work out in the house or something? How is she in such good shape eating instant shit?

Pls delete

HA thinking your life would be any easier if you were a girl. Where do the excuses end?

Have had two real jobs in the 6 years since I graduated both experiences made me want to Kms

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What were the jobs?

Cashier and truck unloader

what did she smell like?

Yea seems shitty enough. What did you graduate in?

>Wages go down relevant to inflation
>lmao make a career already!
>surprised that no one wants to do basic bitch jobs with no prospects
This needs to stop somewhere and it needs to start with industries stopping taking immigration shots like an addict

We just need to get all those starving artists back in the fields.

At least they wouldn't be starving then

Let them eat cake.

Even /k/ isn't this weird and they fuck guns and deer. Y'all motherfuckers need help.

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>Considers gun and animal fuckers less weird than a bunch based chads who prefer a girl with a distinct aroma

If she would let me smell her feet then yes I would support her we don't even need to get married or have sex I would just want to smell and lick her smelly feet.

Nah.