What is The appeal?

What is The appeal?

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She stimulates one's imagination

Armpit

EXPLOOOOSION

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Imagination.

flat is justice

Imagination

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Her character arc from dork to bombshell

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cute and funny.

Plebs that can't handle Aqua's greatness have no choice but to gravitate to the one trick loli.

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>shitty op image
>shitty op text
If this was supposed to be the megumonday thread you failed so hard

I just Want to talk about megumin good points.

What happened to genki girls?

she's a cute, DFC, BAKUHATSU, and she's the source of so many memes she has to call herself Megameme

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You are attracting bait and people who havent seen the anime with that op text dumbass

>>>/reddit/

Not as cool as chuuni girls.

i dont think that there people that didn't watch konosuba.

I don't see it. Any sane person would go for darkness. Megumin is pretty gross

I’d put her in my party for the sole purpose of increasing Yunyun encounters.

Her cute seiyu

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The point is that you are literally asking people to describe why they dont like her instead of the opposite.
Whatever, im out of this shitty thread.

You are the insane one if you go for darkness

She's cute and is actually appealing unlike basically every other loli

>user would go for some disgusting flatchested autist instead of a busty, fertile, wide hipped warrior who wants to be someone's fucktoy

You're the insane one here

Enjoy being NTR.

>everything in life is cunny

>26

Granny fucker

I knew she was qt but i never imagine THIS

Megumin is cute,darkness is annoying

Is Rie Megumin-sized or is Megumin Rie-sized?

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>picking the insane girl with daddy issues that you only want to have sex with instead of the wholesome girl you can have fun with and enjoy being around with mutual interests.

Darkness is great and all, but I feel any relationship with her ends with you explaining to the police that "She just kept saying harder" while they wheel her corpse out of the house

Gross old lady in cosplay

I know our baby will be rie-megumin-sized

darkness having daddy issues? user you might be retarded

Megumin was the only girl of Konosuba that wasn't an ass or disgustingly perverted, she's pure and innocent

She's as scummy as Scumzuma.

Cute old man in cosplay

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She will look even more cute pregnant.

Darkness is actually a prude.

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Soul: home made cosplay
Soulless: pre made cosplay

kazuma desu

Danm kazuma looks like that?

They're both homemade.

>tfw she's way younger than me

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Why does Yea Forums have so many old people?

Because this site has been online for 16 years, mate.

14 year olds dude

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>dude jerking it to the right

Meowgumin!

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Megumin is a bully and an onion duck genocider.

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This. It's all about the cats. Either you like cats, or you don't.

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I know right?prime

Older girls need love too!

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The body may age, but the mind required to be here stays the same.

>he doesn't want a woman who has committed genocide
Fucking purityfags, I swear.

code please

Is literal wife material
Out of the main 3 she is best for long term plans but once we go outside of the main 3 it can get complicated and is mostly because she has the most development compared to those others.

essentially is wife material while other options are a drunken debt whore and a person only good as a fuck buddy that could quite possibly get you killed.


All other options dont have enough info to compare

>ywn have Megumegu give you a "hand"

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>her tiny, soft hands...

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>...they must smell good too.

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>dork
>flat
>dork
>small

You forgot the hat.
The hat is sugoi!

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Where are her pants?

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Kazuma took them for scientific purposes

MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODS

Jealous, user?

do humans really fucking kiss like that? fucking yuck

>able to recognize the artist by the tongues alone

This is a weird feeling.

Pure and innocent enough to ask first before grabbing it.

Why, how do you kiss?

That’s some good taste my friend. Probably the best Megumin doujin

Yet she really wants the Excalibur

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Reminder that Megumin is for leglocking impregnation

She's going to need to stop waiting for a chance for it to go the way she wants and take what she can get whenever she has a minute alone with him.

was she supposed to be the winner of the kusumabowl? I never read the webnovel

She already tried, multiple times. But dem bitches & whores got in the way.

Don't worry, she's already winning the Kazuma-cup

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Megu-kami's winning the bowl 12 to 0, compared to the rest of the crew.

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She clearly needs more practice then if she hasn't found a way to do anything more than talk about it yet.

I hope the movie has lots or megumin bullying
She's cute, but sometimes you have to knock her off that high horse

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Scratch that, she won. Period.
Kazuscum should just finally give it to her.

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She hasn't won until Kazuma plants his seed in her belly

Have an entire volume where the sole plot is just them trying and failing because of constant minor interruptions finally ending when he does. Possibly while just ignoring or staring at the interruption that walks in on them.

KAZUMA!!

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MARRY THIS GIRL!!

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It will never happen, but I'd like to see a doujin by that artist showing them going all the way.

>Have an entire volume where the sole plot is just them trying and failing because of constant minor interruptions finally ending when he does.
Sounds familiar ...

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...roger.

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I thought it might be obvious what I was thinking of. Just staring at her as he slowly thrusts in and out of Megumin, saying that if she needs anything it will have to wait.

KAZUMA KAZUMA!

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GIVE ME YOUR HAT!

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No.

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Being able to have hundreds of babies with her.

way i see it playing out if they have a fight:
soldier fires rocket, darkness leaps in front of it, megumin counter attacks with explosion. soldier is incinerated, pops back into existence a few seconds later but admits defeat due to the being impressed by the explosion.

>9mm

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Yes, actually, we do.

Why would you want to when best girl is still available? You have to shoot for the stars user.

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It's not the size, it's how you use it

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hmmm... i wonder how large of a projectile an EXPLOSION could propel. just dig a hole into a mountain and role a iron ball into it. tiny hole in the back lets you stick staff in and send explosion spell down into the chamber. how much mass could the ball have?

>he doesn't want to share saliva with megumin
What a faggot desu

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Was it rape?

This.
A literal goddess>some flat megameme with an explosion fetish

it may have cured his homosexuality, so technically it was a medical treatment.

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>only appeal to be barely legal
I give her two years tops, and trashzuma will go look for another JK, JS, JC or something.

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I guess he will settle for megumins little sister for a while, because, meh, why not. Maybe she'll be able to grow some boobies. Kazuma likes oppai lolis the most, I think.

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Yunyun can't hold herself back anymore.

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Megumin is the best value choice because you get a free Yunyun.

>megumin and yunyun having contest over who could make kazuma cum the most.

How do we stop sexualizing her?

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You don't.
She does it herself.

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How do we get her to do it more?

just let her run wild 'n free!

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The cutest

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NANAKO??!?!?!

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Running naked with Kazuma.

>that pic
h-hot

3dpd

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perfectly fertile age sexy woman.

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Fun and interesting Megumin facts:
>her favorite bands are The Prodigy, Dragonforce, and Two Steps From Hell
>her favorite video games are Devil May Cry 5, Metal Gear Rising, and Dragons Dogma
>her favorite movies are Pacific Rim and Lord of the Rings
>her favorite anime is Slayers (she loves Lina)
>her favorite gun is the Milkor MGL-140
>her favorite car is the Mazda RX-7 FD3S
>her favorite plane is the F-15E Strike Eagle
>her favorite sexual activity is giving oral
>her favorite food is crab legs
>her favorite drink is "beer" (would not specify)
>her favorite sport is volcano surfing

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god I want to hold hands with these two

>her favorite bands are The Prodigy, Dragonforce, and Two Steps From Hell
as expected her tastes are basic as fuck

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Aqua probably likes some shit like Kesha or Drake let's be honest here

Kesha is uniroincally better than the 3 bands the other guy listed

Today I jerked off to this, imagining Megumin sucking me off. Oh God, I need a gf like her so bad. How do I get a gf like Megumin?

interesting fun gfs don't exist

t. non-virgin

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Maybe if you actually tried it someday you'd realize it's fun.

I am not a footfag. However...

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> tfw miru tights has been slowly edging me towards feet
YAMETE

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As long as she's submissive and looks exactly like Megumin, I don't care that much if she's interesting. It would be nice though.

based

Wait for the technological singularity. If you still love Megumin in 2050, as you should, create an AI Megumin based off your brain scan data, and live with her in virtual reality.

>tfw watched miru tights and felt completely unmoved
There may be hope for me yet

Is that thief going to steal someone's virginity?

I WANNA FUCK MEGUMIN

You are intolerably lewd, Yea Forums. Megumin is my daughteru, please treat her with respect and decency.

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So does she take it in the front or in the back?

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>please breed her with respect and decency.
Better.

I want to fill Megumin with so many kids that she feels like she'll explode!

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Armpit, Zettai Ryouiki, Midriff, Small Tiddies

You guys sure are horny today.

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tight cunny
flat chest
chuuni behaviour

Top cute

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>Megumin will never look at you like that
>or any girl for that matter

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Red shimapan, y/n?

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I made this a while back

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Next she needs to do it again in private, but also pull her panties to the side.

I can't help it I just want to have sloppy drunken sex with megumin until we agree to marry eachother and have a minimum of 40 kids.

I'm 26 and still a kissless virgin, its never going to happen.

Why would I want Megumin to stare at another girl like that?

Keep that shit on nerds

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>tfw 31 and still no gf like megumin
When is it gonna happen? Any day now, right?

Artist? The usual sources bring up nothing.

If anime taught me anything, it's that great things will happen to you as long as you sit around the house complaining about how boring your life is. Go get em tiger.

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>her favorite plane is the F-15E Strike Eagle

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she's like 5'6-5'7 wicked tall fucking bobcat on that one mike and i don't understand why but the cape is

>her favorite movies are Pacific Rim and Lord of the Rings
She only says that to look cool. Her actual favorite movies are the Transformers franchise.

>CTRL+F
>pedo
>ephebo
>0 results

Megumin doesn't look like a child.

Good thread for once.

Did you have a fucking stroke or something?

Proximity to Megumin and other chuunis causes sympathetic brain damage.

honestly kind of easy to tell her growth is stunted. not exactly the proportions of a child but not a normal adult either.

Of course, you wouldn't need to pull it to get a peek.

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>4D beings
disgusting.

BLUE BOARD

>american values
Whatever

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Somebody call the police, this man is posting nipples on a worksafe board!

I have seen worse on Yea Forums

Anyone who has been here any appreciable amount of time has. Much worse, even.

She should try it herself.

We're all safe now

Except for Megumin

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God she's so flat.

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So perfect

Perflat.

Chocogumin

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Do not bully her. She was malnourished.

Oh no! Kazuma was possessed by the power of the Demon King!

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Poor girl. I would happily provide her with a protein rich diet.

Waiter, take it back. I think you burned it.

imagine molesting her while she wears those.

Sexy lolikko

I'm sorry sir, it seems you have no sense of taste. We would like you to leave.

What do you have in mind for the diet?

The customer is always right. I'll make sure that everyone knows your restaurant is garbage.

The secret is in my special sauce.

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The other guy is right. Your taste is garbage and nobody will take your opinion on restaurants seriously.

>t. restaurant owner's wife

You would be much happier at the McDonalds down the street sir.

its some yuri manga that never got scanned, you can probably find it on pixiv if you search hard enough

>Asanagi

Who are you greening?

When was the last time you saw your dick

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> F-15E Strike Eagle
Kek good choice

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Her adorable smile and fun personality

Man would that be nice. But at that point, I would just commit technological soduku and just turn my own consciousness into an AI and live forever with her.

>Megumin navel

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Well if you really wanted to, you could do a bunch of physics autism and pixel measurements and whatnot, but I'm not that kind of autist.

don't jinx it.