He cute.
Jojo
First for donut club
>ywn feed him sugar cubes
So was it the Stockholm syndrome?
He was only pretending to be mindbroken.
Did he. I thought he realized Ciocolatta was a faggot after he lost like a pussy
>188697686
>continues proving his own mental illness
Ok then.
Oops.
What is it about suit stands that just make them so darn cute? Ghiaccio is adorable and I love him, and Secco is cute like a puppy.
Don't bring that shitshow into the new thread
He shouldn't have enough free will and cognitive function to make that decision.
Making the antagonists stand out almost as much as the protagonists makes the story feel more balanced. I'm loving part 5 a lot.
Based hairposter.
Does Mista have hair?
No
>prosciutto and ghiaccio don't fight together
explain this
>one invalidates the others powers
ebin idea pal
BROTHER! is that you?
Can someone explain why Secco pretended to be a retard even when he knew that no one could see or hear him? Like what was the point of him acting like he's in love in this picture?
It's known as method acting.
You mean Melone and Prosciutto?
They should have let them talk about the environment.
Based dog
anime only girl here
are you saying he done meth?
>dogs don't see colour
checkmate "rational" secular humanism
>everyone gets old
>ghiaccio zooms around and kills them no problem
>they get young again as soon as Ghiaccio gets close to them.
>no one gets old thanks to the freeze
>ghiaccio doesn't because his suit is room temp on the inside
great idea senpai
I had never even considered the posibility of a JoJo part set in Russia, but it sounds great.
>tfw Stands in the USSR
Could it happen? With Araki being enamored with Italy it seems like the only european setting he's willing to do is there.
They probably do occasionally. They're on the same team
>the only european setting he's willing to do is there
The series literally starts in the UK.
And Araki escaped from it before part 1 had even ended, you have several characters from other European countries but their home countries are never shown.
Well, yeah. Stands are the power of the individual and Communist principles would be anathema to the mindset/character needed for their creation. Folks like the Eleven Men and their Tattoo You are rare cases.
Because Araki loves Italy most of all. Even if he acknowledges its filled with overpriced fashion accessories and street crime.
Araki's autism never ceases to amaze me.
>inb4 bear stand-user
Eh, whatever. Bring it on, Araki. I am kinda tempted to see how you will portray my culture
>part 1 is for the most part in England
>part 2, after Stroheim’s Mexico adventure, is entirely within Europe
>part 3 does not have any visits to Europe
>part 4 is entirely in Japan
>part 5 is in Italy
>part 6 is in Florida
>part 7 is a continental US roadtrip
>part 8 is within Japan
Jovanovic is a Serbian last name, not Russian
Most popular Serbian last name at that
Maybe the part follows the descendant of Baba Yaga (the russian competitor in SBR) , the Corpse of Rasputin appears and there's the obligatory bear stand
So does Russia, both as a classic setting, during the soviet union and modern day.
I said about Europe, part 2 is mostly set in Italy and it's surroundings after the Pillar Men escape. Araki's world map seems to be America to the west, Italy in the center with Egypt below it and Japan to the east.
Maybe France too. Or mabye a roadtrip around all of Europe. USSR is extremely unlikely to happen tho. If part 9 is even happening it'd be a continuation of part 8 so 2011
>Araki's autism never ceases to amaze me.
It's an obvious parody account you dumb ruski
LOL at people who think part 9 won't be in space.
You're making fools of yourselves
>LOL at people who think part 9 won't be in space.
We're going to meet Kars again? Or is he going to die of a space cold?
Name: Sigue Sigue
Stand: [WE MARCH]
An ex-soldier almost a century old, his ability to "extend" terrain with his Stand helped stonewall the Nazi invasion of Russia during World War 2. However, when the Soviets attempted to have him us his ability to increase the size of farmlands and quarries, they found that resources accumulated from [WE MARCH] vanished over time or all together if recalled by Sigue. He was then stuck in a meaningless manager position in GRU and gradually forgotten about until the fall of the USSR whereupon he was unceremoniously sacked. Nowadays he makes his modest living as a professional bowler. His skills are mediocre, but the balls of his opponents always seem to take forever to hit the pins, losing speed before impact. Also of note, is that while its physical parameters are meagre, [WE MARCH]'s combat potential is bolstered by Sigue's hand-to-hand combat experience from his violent youth. His muscles might have weakened with time, but those of his Stand haven't.
Don't ruin this for me. A man can dream.
Sound an awful lot like Randall Lovikov, you actually had to collect balls for him in NMH.
I like snow
Why Green Day dont afect him?
Vaccines.
His stand protects him.
>his death in NMH 1.5
Surprisingly saddening. I'm just glad he put up a bit of a fight.
How
That explains his behavior.
That’s its power.
terrifying
it was a fitting end, strange that in camera he always an old drunk leaning on the bar counter, then lights off and you'd hear him beating the crap out of Travis.
If Resolve = Power, then how did Secco lose after being promised 5 sweet ones?
I'm really glad we got this amazing adaptation just as the jojo hype is dying down. I don't care if SO adaptation will look like shit because of bad sales
His resolve was flimsy because he was just larping
>With Araki being enamored with Italy it seems like the only european setting he's willing to do is there.
Did you just skip Part 1 and 2
Secco liked Ciocolatta for his strength. I feel that he was a character that really respected strength and liked his philosophy, probably due to not being right in the head. He enjoyed their play and was participating willingly. Kinda like those people who have a fetish for being leashed and whatnot.
It's implied that Cioco's surgery fucked him up in some way, right? Maybe he cut out a part of his brain or some shit
>ywn be able to go fuck yourself
A truly tragic character.
> Giorno has probably created a Narancia clone purely for fucking
Do you think they ever just gab on the phone? Like ask each other how their day went?
>Maybe he cut out a part of his brain or some shit
wouldnt be surprised
Except ghi has complete control over what gets cold or not. He can easily go through an area without being affect, land a 1 shot kill and get out
I miss Abbachio...
he did nothing wrong and giorno is a bitch
I can see him standing in statue state on a shelf in an alien's office.
the power of love
After wearing a hat that much? No goddamn way.
No, he's the bald brother or Kosaku
Of*
Part 2 also in Swiss~
1) How Ciocolatta arms and legs can still move when they're separated ?
2) How come he stitched himself up so easily ?
>sneaking one arm to Mista
>Branch changing to bullet THEN to scarab larvae
>Why does the mold deactivate if Cio is still alive ?
AND CELLPHONE WORKING UNDERGROUND
>How Ciocolatta arms and legs can still move when they're separated ?
the mold allows him to do that
>How come he stitched himself up so easily ?
hes a doctor i guess
>sneaking one arm to Mista
whats wrong with that?
>Branch changing to bullet THEN to scarab larvae
its stupid but the branch died and was mid changing back to bullet and giorno gave it life then
>Why does the mold deactivate if Cio is still alive ?
he deactivated his stand
>CELLPHONE WORKING UNDERGROUND
jojo technology
Disgusting, kys.
How the hell did Cioccolata stitch himself back together? I'm so confused.
with string
"He's a doctor?" is supposed to be self-explanatory for all the shit that suddenly happens in the helicopter
>Hes a doctor
Ye and your body takes age to actully heal wounds
>sneaking
well should have been obvious that he was sneaking an arm, nowhere to sneak effectively
>deactivated
But...why ? Giorno would be dead
I don't want to sound like a broken record, but... 89 years old?
I think the best explanation (if you want the helicopter scene to make any sense) is that Green Day is just able to let him do that shit, rather than the whole doctor thing. It's not too far fetched to say that his stand could let him survive his clearly fatal wounds and manipulate his body parts. The stitch thing is still pretty silly, but the string was green, so who knows, maybe it was mold that he stitched himself with. Obviously this is autistic headcanon though, I've no clue what araki was thinking.
>Ye and your body takes age to actully heal wounds
you can just say the mold keeps him together i guess, in the manga his bits look looser.
>nowhere to sneak effectively
behind the tree and up to mista since giorno was looking up at him
>But...why ? Giorno would be dead
i dont think he did it consciously, like when prosciutto fell off the train and grateful dead stopped for a bit before restarting.
>they actually fixed it
So do I, user.
>i dont think he did it consciously, like when prosciutto fell off the train and grateful dead stopped for a bit before restarting.
Hum yeah activation was broken but since he was in a bind he tried to play dead
I love this artist's squishy chibis
He's using Green Day and the doctor thing.
He experimented on people so he knows what parts he can cut without killing himself. He used Green Day to control his severed body parts and to keep himself from bleeding out.
How succesful was this run ? It was 2 years between Golden wind and DIU, how fast will it be this time ?
I always find it kind of weird after we got white album and oasis we never really see any other stands that manifest as suits their users wear beyond part 5
I could also say the same thing about requiem stands as well
Part 7 had one no?
He isn't going to reach 90 that's for sure
Araki knows not to repeat his mistakes
depends on what they have to do after part 5, no way to tell when part 6 is coming.
Dammit forgot to add text, anyway, 20th Century Boy is counted as a close range stand despite being worn by it's user so it doesn't really count i guess
Yellow temperance is the best wearable stand
I want to put my penis inside Yasuho and never let go.
Lmao, that's one of the basic things you learn as a doctor. Learning to move your severed limbs takes a while tho.
>t. DocToR
I want to watch her get fucked by superior rock humans while I masturbate in the corner
link?
But so do Oasis and White Album
Oh yeah, i guess i forgot suit wasn't an official classification, so yeah it counts, Oasis and White Album are also close range
He had a lot of practice.
I remembered this guy being a suit stand, but when I double checked, it turns out that he has a normal stand and that his suit is his actual outfit.
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WO WOOOOOO
Unironically 2nd op>1st op
i want to see the op variation with that guitar solo near the end already
soundwise I prefer the first. Lyrics-wise I prefer the second by far
>be Polnareff
>watch the guy with the bowlcut duke it out with one of Diavolo's lackeys
>shit getting pretty intense
>wait the fuck is that
>there's a helicopter with branches growing out of it
>eh whatever i've seen weirder shit in Egypt
>suddenly hear noise
>the indistinguishable noise of someome beating the everloving shit out of someone
>heh, they even have a stand cry
>wait
>sounds familiar somehow
>I swear to fucking christ I've heard this before
>holy fuck
>no
>cant fucking be
>It's the gay ass Muda Muda thing DIO did in Egypt
>eh maybe it's a common stand cry
>watch the guy getting clapped get thrown towards a garbage truck
>lemme have a closer look at the guy who beat him u-
>blonde, golden stand, muda muda stand cry
>connect the dots
>have PTSD breakdown
Thank god it was PolPol, and not Jotaro. Otherwise Diavolo wouldn't have had the need to go through all the trouble of killing Giorno.
I think everyone could hear that "WRRRRRRRRYAAAAAAAAGH"
fuck might have to check whatever hole they dropped Dio's ashes in, that shit might've woken his ass up. Pucci probably came all over some poor prisoner the moment that happened. All dogs in rome burst into flame when that boy Wrrry'd
>Jotaro arrives after Koichi returns to Japan
>goes to the Colosseum after getting contacted by an extremely distressed Polnareff
>"well Polnareff we found out DIO had a son but we sent someone to investigate and he's not a bad guy apparentl-"
>"You dont fucking get it do you? He acts like him, he beats people up like him, he has the same stand cry and does the same noises as him, HE LOOKS LIKE HIM GODDAMNIT he might've acted goody two shoes with whoever you sent, remember that he's extremely charismatic, he fooled you, just like he fooled me into working for him, I dont care if he's DIO's son or some shit, if he came out of DIO's dick he MUST be evil, and must be stopped".
>"I beg you please come to the Colosseum, I made the fatal mistake of telling a group of mafiosos to help me defeat Diavolo using the Arrow's power but it turns out he's in the fucking group, only God knows what'll happen if he gets his hands on the arrow, Jotaro please for the love of God help me"
Why do I feel bad for Cioccolata and Secco? Specially after Cio told secco he loved him
Next episode you wont feel bad for secco after what he says.
Ciocco yeah, Secco no given how he'll act this friday
Is it the N word?
And now Polnareff is trapped inside of a turtle and has no chance of escaping from DIO's son.
>Cioccolata’s mold should’ve had the power to target minorities
What the fuck did Secco mean by this?
People like to meme about the Araki forgot thing a lot but the only thing I remember legitimately being something that he forgot is that Johnny learned to shoot nails from his feet too until he suddenly doesn't anymore, to the point that he still complains the nails on his hands aren't growing fast enough so he can't attack.
That was so fucking stupid
Gio’s wrryy was so sexy I need to hear more
That means he's incredibly based, and the most based character in all of part 5
>2 jojo threads
can you discuss your latent and shameful homosexuality elsewhere???
>jobs to a rotting corpse
CUTE. Imagine they reach Dio’s castle in 3 and encounter that instead
Not as based as Narancia "If you're queer, it's me you have to fear" Ghirga.
>never ever
Giogio should have inherited Dio’s three ear moles as well
All the joestars should have according to Part 6 logic
This change in the BD was an accident right
Probably, that looks like an open mouth
where are you getting these from
Sugar Mountain Spring was easily the best part of SBR for me, people overrate True Man's World and D4C way too much. High Voltage was also great though.
...
>No absolute kino Roman JoJo
It has so much fucking potential.
What the fuck
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Why is Killer Queen the cutest stand?
Humanoid catman, better than square bodybuilders or just non-human looking things.
I'm dumb. Can someone explain to me why it took thirty fucking years for JoJo to have a decent adaptation?
It’s the big eyes and kitty ears
And sexy buff body
New technology, the franchise got more popular over the years, more money.
It never sold incredibly well, just good enough, so it got no adaptations.
youtube.com
>entire season redone with corrected & coloured stand names, improved atmosphere & lighting, better dialogue from the manga, & stand music
would you watch it?
not my project btw, but a friend's. I'm absolutely loving the changes to the subs and wanted to share
2 doms wouldnt be able to work together
prosciutto needed melone because he would never be able to realize self worth if he partnered up with ghiaccio
ghiaccio was a shit that likely wouldnt be able to cooperate with anyone ever
a cool idea to be sure, but if thats actually a KC song it'll get copyright striked preeeeetty quick. fripp doesnt play around with his royalties
I'm pretty sure he's just uploading the eps to MegaUpload and passing them around by word of mouth, so I think it could get off the ground enough to survive before it gets shot down.
they really are super crackdown on their music though. blows my mind they're just now coming to spotify and itunes (though I'd never use services like that)
mmm donuts
Based quints
Quite unrelated but how's White Album useful for a stealth assasination?
I mean
>Prosciutto: Touch target, age him like 90 years and kill him.
>Risotto: Create a razor blade on the target's heart
>Formaggio: use the Car strategy he used on La Squadra's flashback, or just shrink the target and step on him
>Illuso: Trap target on mirror and kill him
>Pesci: rip the target's heart out from a considerable distance.
>Melone: just sit back and let Junior do all the work
>Ghiaccio: uhh fucking ram the target's car and make a huge scene
Show is basically perfect as is
check'd
I imagine the ice skates only come out when the missions gone haywire and everyone needs to die. He probably disguises himself, enters the room his targets in and slows everyone down with cold so he can kill them
Why did KC feel so.... rubber-y in this shot?
Giorno has some tough episodes ahead of him right now.
They see color, just not all the colors humans can
>stand around and talk until bruno gives you the win arrow
Sure
My nigga
Could you give me the souce from that sick pic? SauceNao can´t find it
Cioccolatta is a plot device enemy with a plot device Stand. Notorious BIG is less of a plot device than him.
>00000
Part 8 is the final part.
Fixed it where?
I lol'd but all communication outside italy is monitored so he would've fucked himself if he did that
BD
Too bad we'll never see suit stands ever again
how many mudas is too many?
Since the 7 page beatdown is checked off, what should come next?
>Diavolo full reveal
>Polnareff VA backstory
>Silver Chariot Requiem
And how long until they happen?
I'm sort of speed reading my way throught but...does joseph really just keep that baby he found?
They never find the mother and they can't just give it to some rando who can't deal with the invisibility.
...but stand users can't see it either
That has nothing to do with why Joseph kept the baby
KARS WOULD KILL JOTARO!
It would be double invisible to someone that can't see stands
If there were 8 page of MUDAs that would be too much. But there is one WRYYY in the middle to spice things up
freeze their heart
>that woudl take to long to cool
freeze some fuckin arteries in the neck
Thanks, Doppio.
>1) How Ciocolatta arms and legs can still move when they're separated ?
the same exact way Abbachio floated his hand using Moody Blues
you can get fixed subs from Vento Giusto
By using his replay ability?
I was under the impression he was puppeting it through the air by moving Moody Blue's hand
Honestly I never really paid much attention to Secco in the manga, but the anime made him so adorable that I really like his little fight now.
What does a suit-type stand look like to someone without stand power?
He may not have been as fucked up mentally as Cioccolata thought, but he's still definitely insane, and seems to just act erratically.
We don't know
>Implying Bucciarati wasn't just imagining things, good guy Diavolo just cut out Thrish's hand because he saw some of Purple Haze's virus on it and was trying to save her.
Butt nekkid
This is how it should have been but Araki hates families
Why the fuck didn't Giorno use his magical stunning time perception powers on Cioccolata.
Why does Diavolo dress like a tranny stripper from Brazil?
He doesn't
You mean Doppio
he forgot
Diavolo dresses in suits and ties his hair back.
He only has the stripper outfit in the last battle because he transitions from Doppio disguise during the fight.
Is that his stripper name?
>instead of being healed bruno turns into zombie + soul but then dies later
What the fuck was this for?
Doesn't it say something about Diavolo if his OG personality wears girl undies under his shirt?
>OG personality
That's Diavolo
Bruno does too. There's nothing wrong with being beautiful.
Because giving Cioccolata a life boost is the opposite of what he wanted to do
It's called having eclectic tastes
they're both the OG personality
Its not like they get to choose their stands
So how do you feel the 30 seconds of MUDA? Did it actually live up?
It was meh
It was great
Can we admit he was based and correct now?
It was pretty fun, kensho ono really sells the intensity, and the ‘WRYYYYYY!!’ was great, wish he had more chances to do it outside of this fight and White Album.
>too smart to have friends
Based coward
in the manga (yeah, read the manga), Cioccolata chops off the part of the body hit by GE
They didn't even know what kind of music she liked.
Objectively, yes.
Adds some tragedy and also deals with some of the weird fate themes from the Rolling Stones arc
idk, him and the other guy seem pretty gay
He still readily admitted that what Bruno was doing was the right thing, so the only reasoning he has for not going with them is because he values his life more than Trish and anyone in the crew.
Not necessarily a bad thing, but fact is fact that he just backed out cuz he didn’t wanna die.
Are you forgetting that they are gangsters? Nothing they do is doing the right thing.
what episode did giorno and polnareff first met?
He didn't "back out", he was never part of the traitor plan to begin with
And yet everyone else is good enough that they go along as well.
And it’s clear at least in the anime adaption fugo seemed to actually want to go, just like Narancia, but just couldn’t reconcile is doubt.
‘Backed out’ as in he didn’t join the team in what they wanted to do.
Back out = withdraw from a commitment.
Fugo never committed to betray the boss so you can't say he backed out.
he does it in the anime too
Ouch
Abbacchio goes along because he has PTSD from being a cop and can only be happy when following Bruno.
Mista goes along out of greed.
Narencia goes along because he's literally a dumb kid.
Narancia is the only one who did it for the sake of Trish.
WE WUZ GANGSTAS N SHIEEET
Why would he tweet in English? Why would his name and handle be in English?
Why was SBR so fucking kino?
This.
because fags who use the word kino could project onto Johnny since they are also dyel greasy long-haired autists
>king crimson interrupt
>next episode the KC interrupt gets interrupted by GER
Based
deep
No more filler of Johnny and Gyro trying to waste their money in 1890s Chicago
same energy
Why was Esidisi so unimpressive compared to Wamuu
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At least he has better ytpmv / otomad material
Banp
Imagine a Russian Jojo
>grandson/great grandson of the stand user who kills Von Stroheim
He literally has sideburns in this picture
But why? The berserk mind ability was retconned after the first fight.
Wasn't it Milwaukee
Because AC DC was gay
Was the line from Ciocolatta about him being experimented on as a child a translation error? That bit and his last message to Secco surprised me, since I thought his sole trait was evil-for-shits-and-giggles, surprising to see there might have been a bit more to him
Yes, Crunchy doesn't give a fuck, the last message was accurate though.
honestly it's grown on me so much it might be my favourite OP. The section where the song goes full-gear and the visuals shift to Diavolo fighting Giorno is the hypest part of any JoJo OP so far, aside of course from JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOJO
The experimented on as a child line is an error yes
whoa, powerful
>YOU'RE SO MEAN
I can't believe people pay for this shit.
OBLITERATING HATRED by BURYING with DOWNBOATS!
Silent Way was genuinely exciting for me. I kinda wish Sandman ended up being a supporting character in SBR.
Nah, I can't imagine anyone else doing the series the same justice DP has so far. Color palette swapping is such a unique and creative idea that it's iconic to the anime, I can't imagine any other studio thinking of how to capture the spirit of JoJo this well. At most we'd have just gotten a series with more consistent animation, but DP's work is just soulful
He's basically a minor villain. Still more fun than Kars
We don't know if it was. There's evidence to suggest it wasn't, it was just never shown
>YOU'RE SO MEAN
What is correct translation of this?
"Y-You basta-"
the manga's translation was closest
"you sick bastard"
Didn't they fuck up Giorno's "Know your place" line too?
wow, mista's body
I love the way his suit is designed, making the blue strings look like hair bangs
hes the wildcard, if something goes bad he can always bruteforce them out of it, hes literally wild in personality
2 minutes in and i have no idea what the fuck he's trying to say
Best boy
How does it feel to be muda-muda'd continuously?
Don’t bring this shit here, also go back
Ask Pucci.
i love male abs, i want to lick his stomach so bad
It would be extremely painful.
He preaches the truth by the end
Gio fondling himself to the booty
How do people even think these characters are straight? Everyone in jojo is gay or bi
Nice braindead eyes there
Giorno is a big guy.
My one major problem with SBR: how dirty Araki did this man.
His eyes are the best part
hasn't araki himself said otherwise somewhere?
>we never got Greed day vs. Purple haze
WHAT A FUCKING WASTE
Not that I'm aware of, he literally has never commented on any character's sexuality.
Sure, keep telling yourself that tumblr user.
The only actual "major" (not filler background character) non-straight character is just Dio.
Everything else is just headcanons.
Girls love big, pretty, tired eyes
It's obvious some of them are straight to some degree, seeing as how the JOJO's have sex with women and make children. Joseph was definitely the straightest. Jjolion is pretty straight too, since his GF is currently cucking him.
He said Dio would fuck anyone who interested him.
>Joseph was definitely the straightest.
That's Jonathan. Joseph is a degenerate that would fuck anybody like the slut he is.
Based
>There's evidence to suggest it
PROOF?
The berserk ability is used to explain the real power of GE's punches (He has C in destructive power, less than SP, CD, SF and Tusk 4), so he compensate with the ability to amplify the perception. After the Bucciarati fight, Cioccolata is the only human to be hit by GE punches DURING the fight:
Black Sabbath in an automatic stand
Babyface blocks all of his punches
Ghiaccio is protected by his suit
Diavolo is ''killed'' after GER's pummels
So, Cioccolata is the only one hit by GE, and after that he cuts away the part hit. He knows Giorno's ability, also, being a doctor, he maybe understands that a life shot is coming and cuts away the part.
You can't convince me Araki forgets when he makes references like this
I don't know, the only major city i know up north in the US is Chicago
Part 7 is one of the few parts where he didn't forget
Good evening fellow partshitters, doing good today? Did you see the new Araki Forgot Compilation on youtube today and Meti's video on why Stone Ocean BAD and why BNHA GOOD? Haha nice oh what's this? There's a new JJL chapter? I can't wait for another chapter where nothing fucking happens-
WAIT IS THAT NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OH NO NO NO NOOOOOOOOOOO BROS IT CANT BE THIS WAY
ARAKI WAS MEANT TO FORGET
WHO THE FUCK EVEN IS SESAME NO THEY MENTIONED THE WALL EYES
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA r/ShitPostCrusaders/ SAVE MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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based
>try and watch a meti video
>half of it is just him making tenuous connections with the character and their namesake band/song
>other half is him providing a summary of the character and a surface level analysis
>shills shimoneta at the end
why is he popular?
I miss the old anatomy.
because he appeals to baseline reddit weebs who think they're superior for being contrarian to some degree while kissing the asses of the most basic things
>why Stone Ocean BAD and why BNHA GOOD?
Did he actually say that BNHA is better than Stone Ocean?
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>1 (one) minute of reading song lyrics which vaguely connect to the stand
>it never sold incredibly well
dude, it has been one of the most best-selling manga(s) in japan for the longest time
no but he still keeps pushing the "SO is bad because yeah" meme even though he's now made more videos talking about why he likes the part than he has vids explaining why it's bad.
He does the most surface-level analysis of MHA characters and then parades the series around as if it's the best thing to ever come out. He's such an obvious weebtuber pleb i
(subjectively) the worst Jojo part > most of the current shonen manga/anime
USELESS USELESS USELESS USELESS
Unironically this. Every JoJo part on their own stands out compared to every other show airing that season, it always has and always will because of just how well the series holds up today thanks to how impactful it is and because of how Araki is always willing to change and test himself as the years go on. This series is something special, I'll never understand the point in being an ebin contrarian just for the sake of some ironic shitposting.
>that machine gun-like sound during the WRYYYYY cut
>Ciocolatta's last death throes of "YAMEROOOOOO" before getting sent to the trash
Fantastic ep
the worst JoJo part is still unironically better than MHA.
Anything is. It's a manga that's actively infantalising shounen and its fans lap it up. I've never seen a worse asspull than O MY 6 NEW QUIRKS
all the nonplayables were like "yaaay" at that point
Uryaaaaaa
what a meaningful post
BASED METI
Fuck SOtists
the show you keep shilling will never get another season, Meti
still has more seasons than part 6 lmao
hi meti
Thanks.
Absolutely based that Shinometa has more seasons and part 6 hasn't, especially because it's been years since part 5 finished
aslo his stand was freaking cool
what's it like to be the only free-thinker, user? Living a joyless life must be great
No shit Kars is invincible on earth and he would probably manifest a stand since he's the perfect being
Yes, do you want a spic translator?
what the fuck is even the deal with that anyway. Did he help make that show or does he just love it so much that he wants everyone to buy it? It's fucking bizarre
It`s not forgotten, Risotto and Ciocolatta are big guys
He needs a dumb meme for his braindead fans to parrot so he shills shinometa because he's the wacky pretentious ecchi fag
>tfw close to the end
>tfw no more golden fridays
Joseph dressed pretty gay, and the straightest thing we see him do is Joseph watching his own mother get naked.
>tfw there's a chance we're going to see this series through to the very end
>There's potentially only going to be 3 more years of jojo fridays before the series is over
-Soundman supposedly being an important character gets shoved into the position of villain of the chapter.
-Baba Yaga
-Valentine goes from chubby, ugly and tiny to tall, pretty, skinny and scarred.
-Hot Pants just vanishing even though any other main characters would have survived the way she "died".
He forgot quite a bit
what if Jojolion still isn't done by the time the anime reaches it and DP has to make filler
It'll be 5-6 years minimum before DP could feasibly start airing part 8, there's no way JJL won't finish by then right?
Jojolion will end in 24 chapters
I LOVE BRUNO
Did Joseph also become a zombie like Bucciarati when Jotaro revived him after his soul having left his body?
>you will never reach the truth
>OP reset 3 time's
I hope the sfx version of the op is King Crimson skipping past the intro shots of the dead characters
he implies it a fuck ton, he constantly sucks MHAs cock and shits on SO
Why is every pedestrian so overly aggressive?
ME TOO!
We know, Polpo
Is that why Giorno really killed him
So why didn't he kill trish
Italians are like that
>Part 9
>Shizuka Joestar
>Camera motif
>Likes to take pictures/selfies because she always feels like she's vanishing.
>Stand; Achtung Baby is now just called "Achtung/Achtung Princess"
>Calls Josuke(DiU) "Josuke-aniki" and Joseph "papa"
>Josuke matures but still has childish side
>Have best friend named Caesar Speedwagon who calls her JoJo on occasion when he's flustered.
>Joseph finally rests in spaghetti and meets his gay Italian lover.
>Inherits Red Stone of Aja
>Goal is to look for Jotaro and Jolyne
>Josuke holds Stone Mask in his hand
>has a serious talk with her, preventing her from leaving the Joestar estate
>Offers to play vidya instead
>Finds the origin of the stand arrows
>She and Caesar find their way into space because plot
>She figures out that the Stand Meteor can alter reality based on individual's desire, but doesn't tell anyone.
>Meets Kars in space and accidentally free him.
>OhCrap moment
>Her desire changes from bringing back Jotaro+Jolyne to escaping somewhere far away
>Kars hears that her name is "Joestar"
>Open up portal into new dimension
>All three of them jump through a similar yet different universe
>Kars follows them, seeking revenge for what Joseph did.
>Kars meets a version of DIO/Diego teams up/assimilates him.
>Goal is to find a way back to original universe
Find out that you can get an Heaven Stand by merging the Red Stone with a Stand arrow and stabbing yourself with it because plot somehow
JoJo's Bizarre Adventure Part 9: _________?
Turn down the fanservice a bit, this is dangeroulsy close to jorge joestar levels
JoJo's Bizarre Adventure Part 9: shitty fanfiction
we have a winner
This sounds like "we truly were the jojo's bizarre adventure" tier fanfic
I'm so glad Araki doesn't get ideas from his fans. This shit is terrible
So uhh
Why is Kyo surname is Nijimura while she's a sister of kira?
maybe she's married?
It could have also been part of her charade as a housekeeper
If DP makes filler episodes in any Jojo anime i’m gonna skip that shit like King Crimson.
even if it's getting to see Giorno in disney land?
*polnareffland
CUTE
>fanart doesn't use his young design
Why was Diavolo a dork checklist before becoming a gangster
He was raised by a priest
the thug life chose him
also because doppio was probably the main one at the time
And a literal autist
Why does it feel so satisfying to watch Diavolo get bullied?
She used a fake name iirc
Bullying edgy autists who think they’re untouchable is hot
He must have never gotten "the talk".
If only Giorno also died in the end
IF ONLY YOU DIED AT THE END
FUCK YOUR MOTHER
YOU’RE WELCOME TO TRY
>doppio was probably the main one at the time
Cringe
Does anyone have that fanart of bohemian rhapsody cover but Kira, only Kira.
Like pic related but only Kiras and not Jotaro and Josuke. Can't find it.
>Neither casters mentioning aghs omni now gives 40 regen
DOES NO CASTER READ PATCH NOTES?
based
user WHAT?
Do Doppio and Diavolo have the same dick size?
Diavolo has an average dick, Doppio has a horse cock.
Yes, why would it change size ?
Actually all of the mass Diavolo gains after transforming comes from the penis. That's why Diavolo has a micropenis while Doppio is a semen demon
I want Diavolo's micropenis
>It’ll definitely be a hit in europe!
I want to slap his tight ass.
>DOES NO CASTER READ PATCH NOTES?
What did you expect?
Only ex-pro players are good as casters because they care about the game and have knowledge.
Also wrong board,
wrong board posting is the best posting on 4chans
The only anime tie-in games that sell well worldwide are huge crossovers and literal titans of the industry like DBZ. Despite all the memeing jojo is still only milkdly popular at best. It just has a loud fanbase
I mean if they thought it would be a hit in countries who have never heard of JoJo, they're big dumdums.
Then again things like that happen all the time
Apparently jojo was kinda popular in Italy and France but I have no point of reference
heritage for the future is the only good jojo game
True
Why even live bros
Please never write anything again.
Fag.
ay does anyone have that sketch/leak that Araki did of Ojiro in London and like he's crouching and chucking a water bottle over his shoulder?
Pic related, the background is literally a sketch of this picture
Nice
gappy makes me happy
post the one with the RGB lights
GHIOOO GHIOOOO
Based
ON
HIS
KNEEES
He makes me happy too!
gappy makes me fappy
how fucking long is jojolion gonna be
As long as my penis
He makes me soft & wet
So.., a oneshot?
sfe senpai, been looking everywhere for that
Do people really not know what an asspull is? It's not a sudden twist. It's something completely unbelievable, inconsistent and vaguely explained. The only thing that comes close to it in part 5 is the vaccine shit
*gets shot by a bullet and it immidietly grows a tree that connects to the helicopter before he even falls any further*
*throws a piece of the tree that he just used at spinning propellers, and the angle was perfect to ricochet off the propellers while turning back into a bullet that just happened to line up with the baddies head*
GOOOOOLDEN WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEND
If we keep getting parts every 3 years or so then Araki's got until like 2028 to wrap it up
And there's nothing stopping them from just waiting longer, this shit took 30 years to get more than just an OVA and a movie so bad it got erased from existence.
Wait what?!? Jojo has silly over the top action?!? I can't believe it what the FUCK!
Ignore the fact that it was all perfectly explained and consistent the powerset of the characters
>Do people really not know what an asspull is?
no, you can blame the rubber nen meme for that
desu they don't even need to make it filler. they could at least kill some time with side shit like Dead Man's Questions or ||a Poker Under Arms side-story||
the guy just so happens to be bilingual :^(
I'll never get tired of fags from Yea Forums accidentally starting threads on /m/
Which in itself wasn't really an asspull either. Just lame writing
you just contradicted yourself. Giorno's fights are unbelievable. Therefore they are asspull. Virtually everyone else in the crew has believable fights based on their abilities.
And for some reason fans keep selling jojo on how "smart" it is
France and Italy have gotten a shocking amount of anime and manga translated over there since like the 70s.
>Tfw I go through all the trouble of learning moonspeak and the only complete scans for some old shit I want to read are in frogspeak
I mean the French really like their anime. And furries.
Does anyone have the "Welcome to Soma estate" screenshot ? I know it's old but it still cracks me up every now and then when i think about it and i forgot to save it
Maybe in Italy but it was never popular in France. Went to a relatively big bookstore recently and they had plenty of new and old mangas, but only 4 or 5 volumes of JoJolion.
I remember some user pointing out that this looked similar to the outsides of the fruit parlor.
Fuck yes, godspeed user friend
he not that cute
>Ignore the fact that it was all perfectly explained and consistent the powerset of the characters
But it isn't
They're believable in-universe. The same way all of the crazy shit in TTGL makes sense in-universe or how people with no strength quirks in BNHA can take punches that create fucking shockwaves. Jojo was established on silly shit that wouldn't make work in our world. Your example is no different than shit that's been going on since part 1. You can't say jojo is true to real life with a straight face
I mean it's entertaining and good at surprising you. Araki comes up with clever solutions to the fights. I'd say it's clever, but smart seems like a bit too much
>if the author normalizes asspulls by making them happen so that they're not asspulls
I'm going to go out on a limb and say your favorite stand is Whitesnake
t. absolute retard
Doppio was the original personality
But they aren't. They almost always make sense. What I'm talking about is shit like "I knew you'd do that so I did that" or "I measured this perfectly so I can fuck you up"
Also White Snake isn't full of asspulls. It's just badly written
Oh look, he's crying.
cope
AnAss Pullis a moment when the writers pull something out of thin air in a less-than-graceful narrative development, violating the Law of Conservation of Detail by dropping a Plot-critical detail in the middle, or near the end of their narrative without Foreshadowing or dropping a Chekhov's Gun earlier on.
Can't really apply it to shounen fights
Fly High with GUCCI when?
was the Rohan OVA any good?
for a series as mistreated as JoJo, the near perfect adaptations we've got are already more than we could ever hope for. So I hate how greedy I sound when I say I hope the one-shots get animated too.
It's not really greedy. DP knows that jojo is their cashcow so it's reasonable to assume they'd adapt as much of it as possible. I hope they get to animating the one-shots and light novels after they're done with the anime
Then people should stop using the word for shounen fights
Can't really say since I haven't watched it. I'm hoping they all get animated tho
Let's hope. Would LOVE to see Dead Man's Questions animated
Yeah no shit. I think it's mostly shitposters trying to tilt people. If people started ignoring them, they'd go away
The anime is pretty on the nose about Doppio being the original
what's this, a pic from the the next chapter (June 2019)???
That's nice, but pretty much useless since all of them are villains of the week instead of regular characters.
He has hathair, like Jotaro
Still, his main method of attack would involve reversing the aging of the target
Anyone can zoom around to finish off a target after Prosciutto's aoe attack
The minor villains go back to being bland nobodies in part 6
>New Soviet Union created by a villain with a stand created by the merging of the workers' wills
is that Araki's official twitter?
because that's the only reason i've ever seen to get a twitter account
If he can get close and do something insane like freezing an eye or any bodypart full of liquid, not only he could kill you, he wouldn't even leave evidence. How many Conan mysteries were caused by some arrangement of ice melting after the crime?
Does Ungalo have hair?
no araki doesnt have an account
fuck it's a fake account
too much to fucking hope for
>throws a piece of the tree that he just used at spinning propellers, and the angle was perfect to ricochet off the propellers while turning back into a bullet that just happened to line up with the baddies head
Both the heroes and villains keep doing impossible calculations and movements. Ciocolatta was cutting himself up and stitching back in seconds, and somehow being able to kick with his severed leg as if he still had it connected to his bodymass. Considering that most stands have superhuman abilities, it's not unthinkable that GE could set it up to turn back into a bullet at the perfect position, even if the turning back of the wood was caused by breaking the branch.
why would araki have a twitter let alone tweet in english on it bro
It was one of the rare occassions where Giorno didn't pull off new powers, he just turned inanimated stuff into living things and took advantage of the timing of his living things turning back to inanimate after being damaged. It's not like the weird "this hand counts as a dead thing because it's severed, so I can turn it into another animal, but I still can turn inanimate things into dead organic things like a banana".
The characters more than often use clever ways to counter the villains, but they're based on doing things that are possible on paper but require lots of luck or ability irl. Personally, it doesn't bother me that much because the villains also pull impossible shit all the time, like Risotto being able to perfectly mimic the background by moving iron particles, so it feels fair in that regard.
To give an example of a move considered smart or clever, when Prosciutto uses his own aging power to disguise as an affected passenger, that's some clever shit.
Didn't Pucci basically create the entire SBR universe? That's fucking insane.
Here's your (You), so stop begging.
Idiot. Read the fucking manga.
The smartest thing i've seen in JoJo is when (Part 6 spoiler) Jolyne changes herself in a Moebius strip to fight a stand which turns things inside out)
a banana is alive
A banana tree is alive
banana trees come from the seeds inside bananas
The song works well for this fight but I'm not sure if that could be used for other stand appearances without ruining the mood.
I think he's doing without the ones that would be too awkward like Man in the Mirror but afaik a lot of them work really well. The Purple Haze one is going to be god tier, no joke
he has all the king crimson songs to use, im sure theres one for every occasion.
the creator is only doing a song for a stand's introduction scene
How would the DIO battle have gone if Jotaro didn't have Star Platinum The World?
Jotaro would die
Can every punchghost deflect bullets by default?
hey, Yea Forums
give me 3 wishes
and i'll grant them
I want a fujo gf
who knows
weve never seen a punch ghost that couldnt, so yeah.
It depends of its speed and accuracy.
I think only the reasonably fast ones can just flat-out punch full-auto bullets out of the air. But the slow ones usually have some other way of dealing with projectiles.
I want a narancia gf
I want to design my own stand
I want to bomb the us government
HAIL 2 U!
>weve never seen a punch ghost that couldnt
probably because Araki wouldn't write a situation like that
He does
I feel like King Crimson interupt is unlikely. Unlike with The World or Bites the Dust it's not a huge reveal. It'd just feel random to suddenly include Diavolo's ability that we've known about for the last 4 months, especially considering we already see it showcased in the ending itself.
sick quints
so Kars is definitely going to pop up last minute as Part 8’s final villain right?
No
true, its going to be either for SCR or for GER. im more inclined towards GER since we will still have two episodes left after it appears.
Yes, I’m betting that Rock people are going to be imperfect pillar men
HAIL
2
U!
I loved High Voltage.
I hope you show up in more threads this is based and comfypilled
It's just not visible to them.
I want to make everyone's pee pee on earth 3 inches long
I want to make my pee pee 10 inches long and 5 inches wide
I want to make all women on earth unable to orgasm from less than 9 inches of a real pee pee
Yea Forums had an alright idea for a russian jojo part. i'll copy and paste from the thread;
>setting is the cold war/space race time, shortly after part 2
>we discover stroheim is still alive, and just a beaten-up torso/head at this point, and he's been captured by the russians
>ruskie commies discover the existence of kars floating around in space somewhere after thoroughly interrogating stroheim, and they plan to free him and use him as a weapon somehow
>this kicks off the russian space program
>murica finds out about this through cold war spy network, decide they have to stop the russians
>thus begins the space race
>cut to our american protagonist, who's probably some offspring of joseph after part 2 or something idk, who is a hot-blooded patriot that hates commies/russia/etc
>from there, story elements fall into place and he inherits a stand, and travels across the country in hopes of getting to russia to stop their rocket from launching
>face various stands in different parts of the world. lots of ones themed after space (Rocket Man, Space Cowboy, Blue Moon, etc. I was thinking Coldplay for a snow/ice-themed stand user in Russia)
>the big twist at the end is that there was still a russian spy back in america, and he manages to get to space, while the protag (and any friends he's made follow)
>the big bad's stand is [MAJOR TOM], and if it gets requiem'd, it becomes [SPACE ODDITY]
Part 7 is not a part devoid of cool moments. But yeah the stand off at true man's world where Gyro just screams "WANT TO GO AGAIN?" always sticks out in my head. Can't wait to see it animated.
It kindve sucks we got this guy so late into Part 6 and for a brief time. Imagine if he had his own storyline starting in the hospital after the first 1/3 of part 6. The contrast between Jolyne and a competent son of Dio would’ve been a nice touch to the really bare first half of part 6.
that was probably less of smart and more of her entire body and stand panicking in order to find a way to not become spaghetti
props to her still for becoming literally invincible against C-MOON
not a bad idea desu