Sir you know you can't enter alon-oh you're going to watch Tanya the Evil...

Sir you know you can't enter alon-oh you're going to watch Tanya the Evil? Then you're in luck since we have lifted the no singles policy for anime movies.
However the penis inspection will be extra harsh.

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Hmm it would seem you're a nigger.

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I'm confused. Why would you need a big dick to go see a loli movie? Or is there some kind of orgy inside?

Hey, don't talk to Robert like that!

Hey Robert, where's the new falcon aviary located?

It’s an American thing. They make sure your penis isn’t anti-semitic (uncircumcised)

You don't want my money? I want to see Dark Phoenix instead of Tanya the Evil, nigger. You will be hearing from corporate from me.

Funny Yea Forums shitpost, but please don't bring it here.

>They make sure your penis isn’t uncircumcised
So what do they do when they discover you are natural?

You get thrown into the popcorn mines

>Yea Forums being in charge of not making shit posts
wew, how new are you?

You owned me there ESL-kun

somebody get this hothead out of here

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>he still baneposts
Embarrassing. Why haven't you killed yourself yet?

Baneposting is eternal

Baneposting is the epitome of the forced meme. Unfunny garbage shamelessly regurgitated ad nauseum by cringeworthy retards.

>when I post off slightly off topic:
>instant deletion and 2 day ban

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That's unfortunate, I was going to bring my gf and she doesn't have a penis.

Sorry sir but your...pilow doesn't count as girlfriend

It's a placeholder she goes to a different theatre, you wouldn't know her.

>2019
>being pillowist
I won't stand for this outdated bigotry, where's the manager?

baneposting killed hundreds of people, shut your tranny mouth you disgusting nigger

I'm the designated theater shooter this evening. No singles policy doesn't apply to me

Remember to bring a pack of newports and Robert will skip your penis inspection

Why the fuck is the snack vendor sassing me? Just give me my popcorn and large Mountain Dew, faggot. I already bought my ticket and am on my way in the theater... If this fucking numpty would quit being such a cock-gobbling bitch, that is.

And some fucking milk duds, dumbass.

>no singles policy
Is this a real thing or a meme?

ask the burgers

Ugly nigger

Today Yea Forums cemeted itself as the WORST board

Is Yea Forums knowledgeable enough about the true art that is Robertposting?

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>no singles policy
is this a meme or an actual thing?

It became a thing after the Batman shooting

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Based intellectual racist-kun.

Robert, why are you serving anime movies in your theaters? You can't be a weeb, can you? Stop serving this fucking trash here.

It's real, the rationale is to prevent people from shooting up a theater. Started after that shooting in Colorado.

Imagine the plane scene being the last thing you see before you die

Wait did he seriously not bring friends with him?

It was extremely painful to realize he couldn't see the movie

Hey Robert do you have my crablegs ready?

The no-singles policy is fucking stupid and I'm glad I didn't fall victim to it the one time I went to see an anime movie alone.

astronomically based

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It would be extremely painful

You're a big boy

...

fpbp

They #cancel you

No it isn't.

Pretty Based

No singles, Robert?
Are you sure?
Have you checked them already?

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It's real.

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The thread started with shitposting so I dont see why there wouldnt be follow up.

Robert I came here to watch a kid's cartoon about a middle-aged guy becoming a magical loli WW1 soldier in a public theatre, today is not my proudest day so cut the bullshit for the day.
Extremely bluepilled.
I mean, you did get singles, so congratulations.

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none of my friends like godzilla so i'm going alone and hope i can find some qt guys to get ez blowjobs after the movie is over. My local teather is full of thirsty guys looking for fun.

Based

>Yea Forums memes that have been beyond ancient for half a decade now

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>penis inspection
Is this a thing?