Please describe this child

She wouldn't last long in a prison full of pedophiles.

I wouldn't last long inside her.

Cute and funny

Precious.
youtube.com/watch?v=VUqBM-Y4r9Q

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A child prone to courageously mispronouncing people's name by accident.

test

Ghost don't bleed, user. If anything she'd be able to take any size without issue.

>leave your virginity up to me
What did she mean by this?

Best girl

Cunning

>Please describe this child.
my wife.

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My God

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snail is hurt? lemme see.

rape bait

ditzy and goes to hell in the official series

I miss her.

She qt

Please no jail.

I want to worship this snail

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>virgin

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Is it weird that I rewatch the snail episodes of Monogatari more than the others? It's not just that she's cute, I think she has the best dialogue in the show with Araragi.

Her scenes have the best banter. You can really feel Araragi just being himself when he's with her. She's a bro and a best.

I watched Monogatari, what's next if I want to snail myself?

Run into traffic?

Get lost.

She got TRUCK'D
though she eventually defeated the truck in the end, only took her around 10+ years

Deceased.

user, it is very kind of you to marry a retard. Mentally challenged girls need love too.

>Hachikuji will never pick you up and then slam you into the concrete, brutally killing you

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>shoe slightly off the foot.

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please source

>[Mayoi Snail chapter 4]
>Incidentally, that was when I saw Hachikuji Mayoi’s carefree smile for the first time. It was quite charming and it seemed to open my heart. The usual way of describing that type of smile was to say it was like a blooming sunflower, but it was also the type of smile that most people stopped making after getting much older than her.
>“Sigh. Oh, god.”
>That was a close one. If I was a lolicon, I would fallen for her there. I really am glad I’m not a lolicon.

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Based Nisio

>I really am glad I’m not a lolicon.

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She should've turned into this form at the end of the series imo
or at least be able to shapeshift into it, she's a shrine god or something now right?

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Where are the literally me posters?

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dead

I meant what next after classic Bakemonogatari with snail in it

Sexy

She's a recurring character until around halfway into Second Season, if you liked her in Bake you'll like her in Nisemonogatari too.

Watch the rest either in broadcast order (the order the anime aired) or LN order (same as broadcast except you watch Kizumonogatari after Bakemonogatari). Either is fine.

There was a really useful site called galax.moe/monogatari/ that you could link to people who asked this same question but it's dead now, and it's not up on any of the archive sites. Fuck.

>I really am glad I’m not a lolicon.

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Better.

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Best loli.

worst

Courageous

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Snake is only good for the dick
Snail is good for your heart, mind and soul

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Geting tired of all these sexy JC.

If you get to choose between good for dick, and good for heart, mind and soul, what would you choose?
The answer is obvious.

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Jailbait

>That Tanabe Kyou doujin featuring both Bat and Lolikawa
I hate how much NTR Tanabe does, but holy shit are the lolis delicious

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>Jailbait
>When she's older than Rrgi
She's completely legal, user. There is 0 reason to not fuck this snail

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is that his only vanilla monogatari doujin? he seems to hate rrragi with all the ntr doujins.

Oh, you’re one of THOSE people...

Her retarded french fries hair always bothered me for some reason
though she looks even worse without it I guess

Nah, there were 2 more
exhentai.org/g/993892/0c05a288de/
exhentai.org/g/485613/9fb6486029/
Both featuring Rragi. But compared to the Netoraregatari series, it's a small amount

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ehh he does the same one body for all of them

You mean someone with patrician taste

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Whatever helps you sleep at night.

I'm content wanting to fuck that Snail. Not my fault you have to lie to yourself
Why are you even in this thread

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I’m here to laugh at you.

GET OUT OF THE ROAD

>Instead of doing something you enjoy, you're in a thread about lolis and people doing things you hate
Yikes

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give her 10000 yen

Yeah, working 9-17 is pretty dull.

>You will never give that Snail an allowance
Why even live

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Extremely sexual and highly fuckable.

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i like doll also

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I want to marry that reanimated body

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Why She didn't Get Lewd Scene like Bat?

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But user, every scene with the snail is lewd

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Tight

mommy

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Because she's always lewd.

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You're delusional, user

>and it's not up on any of the archive sites
web.archive.org/web/20180713203909/http://galax.moe/monogatari/

Snail.
Inferior to Kiss.

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I want to get lost with Mayoi.

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Bump.

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Sexy snail

Erotic.

Yes. Snail lewdly exposing her underwear is the best.

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I want to bite her

Fit for Impregnation.

Can she get now that she's a god and not a ghost?

calm down monsieur

Drunk

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I'd get snail drunk and have my way with her

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I'd get drunk myself and let her have her way with me instead

Hachikuji-onee-san is the best Hachikuji.

Wait, she is not a loli anymore?

Thats mirror-world Mayoi, in case yoi havent sat down and watched Zoku yet

I haven’t even finished the first series yet.

I sure hope she can get pregnant now, then kinky peggo sex until birth,